₦airaland Forum

@Stanech! I dey laff! You are something else!

@Azorjiu
They are asking you for pictures of "Abuja" you are showing us Scottish pride? Please my naija brodas and sistas make una show us picture of "Abuja" Metropolis oh! Do not forget to include those "Bwari" kwashiorkor pot bellied people oh! LOL

Oh Please!  What has the western world done to "us" and Africa that we haven't done worse to ourselves?   Please get real! At least you can find romantic spots in Britain and Spain.  Where do you find that in Nigeria without mosquitos chewing off your arses?  After 7PM everyone is indoors with armed robbers and "witches" parading the friendly highways and skies!

Okay, I am waiting for the first marriage to be announced here for real on Nairaland!

@ish
You don miss road be dat! I beg try china first! Which one guy get "charisma" for here? They are still growing up. Not yet to real manhood yet, so please you have to wait another 10 years oh so. Most of dem no even get work? HABA!

@ish!

Nice to meet you too! Join the club! Don't you know this world will be boring if we did not have such a sense of humour? I know you joined for a reason. Can you tell us why?

@desodgi
You alone can know of dem "smelly" tins dem since you dey live for inside dia!

@diamondd
I get a downgrade eh? Na cousin now not aunty? Smoochies too you!

Don't mind the babe jo!  After leading us this far!

@Tola77 
Only to say "the devil lost the battle"?  Tell us the truth and stop wasting our time!  All those your tears were not for nothing! Who told you I was a lady anyway?  I beg tell Nick we say hi oh!

@Topic
EVERYTHING! That's why they are called ex! Bad for you!

@uyai
For where?  We tend to live longer!   Keep lying to ya self  and watch ya own BP rise with repressed falsehood! One day you will wake up from your slumber and that's it! Answer the questions my friend and stop beating about the bush!


@boladez
No mind them jare!  This major questions they have refused to answer!  They just keep dancing around the issues of "stories being contrived and rubbish"!  Like you need to contrive stories in Nigeria?  The real thing is staring us in the face! We as nigerians gat issues!   Lack of self recognition is one of them!  We no know ourselves!

you guys are here! Please check out the Biafra warlord topics. It is smoking hot!

! laff wan kill me!

@MAMAJAMA
Thank you oh! A beg say it again! Some are telling me he "campaigned"! We all know what happened so we know who is deceiving who! I may not live in Nigeria, but I was born and raised there. Nothing has changed since I left. I still visit every year or two. So I don't know why some people think that those in Nigeria are more informed than those outside Nigeria and vice versa!

Why don't you send southern MOPOLs to fight help bring peace in the region? You know that majority of the MOPOLs are notherners abi we dey fear to die? Then you will complain that the northerners are cheating the south. When they are the ones that can give their lives for anything they believe. We dey for south dey make trouble and noise----- they make big man-------killing ourselves for nothing! A beg!