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Jayjay0:
He asked "WHO" not "WHERE"...
Some girls cha....smh

inferiority c0mplex bro.

onomeglo:
lol u are damn funny,so na only worwor girs dey mess ab?nawa oo

i think thats what she's trying to say though but God pass am. Seriously though, d0n't think u are that pretty.

sandrannna:
dats nt crazy, dats nice. U r lucky to av a guy dat is still a virgin. Only virgins do like dat.

l0oks like u kn0w all the kinds of men roaming the world gal.

Shortyy:
this girl is seriously getting on my last nerve with her baseless pathetic threads. *farts and walks away

if n0t that am n0t a follower, i would've loved to follow u on nl.

sandrannna:
write it, dn't say it.
U dey fear d guy ni? Guys are mumu in d hands of pretty ladies.

is that what u think? Am touched. You never kn0w, what goes around c0mes around.

sandrannna:
I told him to kneel down and crawl cos he offended me, surprising, he did.

Wbt u?

trying to imagine a guy n0t paying u back. Sha u are actually dating a nerd no wahala.

ConfessionsNgr:
I married my husband about five years ago. Before I got married to him there were three of them that were going after me. My husband was the least person I had expected to get married to of the three people. Apart from the fact that he was a lit bit older than me, he was not the trendy type and he looked timid and native to me so I wasn’t even considering him at all at that time. If somebody had told me that I would later marry him I would have denied it. However, of the three people that were after me he was the one that appeared serious as at that time. He proposed to me and told me that he didn’t want an affair with me he just wanted to get married to me. The other guys on the other hand never proposed to me all they wanted was to have a go at me and then move on and considering the fact that age was no longer on my side and with the advice from my mother, I eventually agreed to marry my husband. When we eventually got married, I did everything to transform my husband from the timid and native guy he was to a trendy fashion man. I made sure I changed his entire wardrobe and bought him trendy clothes so he would look presentable as my husband. Everything has been fine with us until I had my second baby over a year ago. My husband just changed completely from the loving and caring man that dotes over me to a complete monster. He started out by keeping late nights and coming home drunk. Then I noticed that he was no longer interested in having sex with me. My husband that will always find any opportunity to engage me was no longer interested in sex; the whole thing took a turn for the worst when he stopped talking to me in the house. I don’t know what I did to offend him because as everything has been fine with us before now. It was at this point that I noticed he was having an affair outside. When I confronted him, he didn’t deny it, instead he told me that if I was not happy with the situation of things I should pack my things and leave after all I wasn’t planning to marry him initially that he practically begged me, so I can as well leave if I am tired. It got up to the extent that he picks the calls of his girlfriends in my presence calling them pet names like baby, sweetie and all that without regards to me. The straw that eventually broke the camel’s back was three days ago when he brought his girlfriend home. I took my baby to the hospital and when I got back, I noticed his car was parked outside. On entering the house I found him with the girl cuddling on the settee I didn’t know when I threw my baby down and gave the girl the beating of her life for daring to come into my home. He has called my people to say he is no longer interested in the marriage. I don’t know what I have done to deserve this and I have been begging him to tell me what I did wrong but all he keeps saying is that I never wanted to marry him in the first place, but all that is past and I have been a faithful and loyal housewife to him so why all these? Please my people tell me how to go about this before I run mad because my husband is behaving like somebody that has been bewitched or under a spell.


Posted anonymously on www.confessionsnigeria.com
http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/120/help-my-husband-is-acting-funny

<singing>this is super story!

Kaycole:
At best he's a flake and at worst a liar. Cut your losses and move on. However, you shouldn't automatically write off a guy just because he doesn't call when you want him to. There are legitimate reasons why he hasn't picked up the phone:
1) He doesn't want to seem desperate. Guys can play hard to get, too.
2) He's busy. I don't know about you, but I have days when I literally don't have a free moment until it's way too late to call.
3) He's seen Swingers one too many times.
I'm totally guilty of this one. I will always wait a few days to call after meeting a girl just because it's the industry standard.
4) He wants to slow things down. Frequent calling is a sure sign that you're in a relationship. If he's not quite ready for that he may put the brakes on things by keeping his phone in his pocket.
5) He's just not that into you. Sometimes there's no getting around it. The bottom line is that you should go with your gut. I've been on both sides of this scenario, and when the girl wasn't returning my calls I knew in my heart of hearts it was a lost cause. When it gets to that point you need to take a deep breath and get out with whatever dignity you have left.

or he is n0t the type that calls, like me.

divAnnie:
The jazz she did on him hasn't worked yet

do gals still do that these days?

tosyne2much:
[i]

tosyne2much and this his 10 digit cast. D0n't worry, i'll s0on write a post detailing 0n the 10 things that make up t0syne2much.

Officialcart3rG:
There is girl that caught my eyes here, on nairaland but the problem there, how do i get to know her, meet her and tell her how i feel ??

how can u l0ve s0me0ne u've never seen or kn0wn? Isn't that lust or childish?

JUHABACH:
lol

my favorite quote fr0m batman begins. That m0ment when bats interrogates that fat cop

JUHABACH:
f**king EPIC!!!!

thats what we call Justice.

Bonapart:
Football age

guy u too funny. U want tel me say them d0n pass that age?

Raalsalghul:
Being dark doesn't mean angry characters, mind you. It means seriousness.

yea i know but there can be seriousness in being jovial, sarcastic and funny. Even though life in the real world's dark there are c0ntrast in pers0nalities. N0t saying dc should be c0medic like marvel, just saying there should be a dynamic in tinz.

Raalsalghul:
That's the problem, we don't need a funny green lantern. We need a serious and dark one. Remember what happened to the previous green lantern movie, they tried to infuse comedy into it and it tanked at the box office. And besides, am used to seeing a black green lantern on cartoons, that's why I said they should use a black actor. The last time they used a white actor and tried to make it funny, didn't you see the end result? D.C are still suffering from that today. Anyway, if they want to play safe, I will suggest the following. Firstly, introduce green lantern into one of the upcoming movies, either The flash or Aquaman: they can use that as a test run to see how audiences will accept the character. Or better still, they could use multiple green lanterns, but a black actor must be in the movie. Whichever path they choose to follow, the movie should be serious, dark and more physical. You can't do something twice and expect to get the same result. Chris Pine is a no no for me.

by funny i d0n't mean infusing c0medy into it. It should be dark and psychologically based but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be sarcastic. Gl and flash are gwud friends cos they help lighten the justice league with hum0r and sarcasm but unlike marvel when situati0n calls for seriousness they should be. Okay imagine a scene where batman is giving order and gl c0mes out pointing how jabby it is in a hum0rous way. Thats hal j0rdan for you, he is sarcastic, superman is a follow rule pers0n, w0nder w0man is care free, bats is serious and l0oks at things realistically, flash just does things, cyborg is s0me0ne aspiring to be good rather than being a superhero, an everyday guy, aquaman is a king that l0oks at the world funny like thor in the m0vies. Dynamic. We d0n't want a league where supes, bats, w.w, flash, gl, cyborg, green arrow are angry. Whats their difference in pers0nality?

Raalsalghul:
No, it's not that. I just don't want to see another white actor play green lantern. I want to see a black actor in that role.

type this on imdb page and they'll eat u raw. By the way chris pine's gwud and can pass out as funny.

medexico:
Not everyone knows about the krptonite!

and why is it that they kn0w it all of a sudden when the plot requires it?

Raalsalghul:
That's a rumour which am sure will not come to fruition.

why? U dnt like chris pine?

ceejay80s:
Bleed? Who shook dem knife?

Abeg , why dem remove that "S " like shape on man of steel hair, superman 1,2,3 and superman returns characters get the S hair shape on their forehead

thats supes symbol bro and his differentiati0n to his clark kent pers0na.

ceejay80s:
Na me ban u, why are u supporting marvel comics?

n0pe nt a marvel guy, am a dc guy at heart. Bt c0me to think of it, u get time o.

chimkaire:
watch your post disappear in a jiffy
Annoying the hell outta sane peeps by quoting a post as long as this

<scoffs> who cares?

CrazyScientist:
Here are 30 things films have led us to believe (Especially Hollywood & Nollywood).Here are few i decided to share for laughs.

#1.Large, loft-style apartments in NewYork City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not.

#2.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

#3.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

#4.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightlybluish.

#5.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

#6. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

#7.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

#8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

#9.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

#10.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

#11.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

#12.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

#13.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

#14.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

#15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

#16. All black cats are evil.

#17. Witches and cultists usually dress in black and red.

#18. If aliens invade earth, the USA would be their destination and the only place they would destroy.

#19. If any insect bites you, you will get a super power from it.

#20. Aliens understand English.

#21. When under heavy fire, all your enemies suddenly have unsteady hands and you always escape the bullets, but your own accuracy increases exponentially, that you make nothing other than head-shots

#22. Even if the car turns over 5times, you always come out fine

#23. it takes less than 5 seconds for poison to kill someone

#24. every old. Man/woman must cough before dying (especially Olu Jacobs)

#25. after planing to kill someone from the beginning of the movie towards the end when you finally have a chance, you decide you want to look them in the eyes before killing

#26 The villain always dies at the end of the movie

#27. When you hear a weird sound from a dark corner, instead of running, you just have to check what it is

#28. all the boys and men in the time when technology had not come to africa always have nice hair cuts and their hair is always well carved like the work of a clipper.

#29. In the middle of a thick forest at night and no moon, somehow theres always light reflecting on the bodies of the people that looks like flood light.

#30. Your clothes always come out dry even if you escaped from a sinking submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

#31. Kissing at the end of a horrific plane crash makes the pain go away and everyone forget it happened.

IMPORTANT BONUSES:

* Actor No Dey Die!

* Only In An Indian Film Will The Teacher Catch A Student With Expo In An Exam And Evrybody Starts Dancing.

s0mething i learnt from superman films. Krypt0nite is never scarce but the questi0n is why d0n't criminals use it in metropolis. The joker is a maniac but batman will never kill him.

Raalsalghul:
Come 2016, Marvel fans will bleed.

marvel: we have a hulk
dc: we have a bat ready to strike fear into ur hearts.

Raalsalghul:
Heard they casted Tom Holland, a 19 year old guy as spiderman. What do you all think.

who cares about marvel's new versi0n of spidey? Wish it was andy garfield in the role. Well, i heard chris pine, the guy fr0m star trek films and tyrese gibs0n are our new green lanterns. What do you think?

wesley80:
I know this movie. Watched it late at night with my brother and still remember the last seen where another guy who from a hidden position had seen a mannequin come alive into a beautiful lady kept shouting "it's a miracle" as he plunged into a bunch of mannequins trying to find his own miracle.
If I remember correctly, the female that came alive from a mannequin was about to be married off in ancient Egypt but refused and kind of pleaded to a god to take her away. Her Spirit reincarnated in a mannequin centuries later and fell in love with a lonely out of luck guy working in a mall. I never knew the movie title, we only had to say "it's a miracle" and we'll know what film we were talking about. Lovely movie nice to know someone else likes it too.

exactly. Is the m0vie on the internet?

patrickdarlins:
watched it too....but forgotten the name..

the guy would draw a lady from a pics....and place it on d wall or so....

when he is alone the female drawings starts becoming real and he would be scared ....

its been long oo...almost 24yrs ago i watched it last

this one is a different film

Its titled "Mannequin" a 1987 film of a man, jonathan switcher who created a statue 0nly for it to c0me alive whenever he is al0ne. I've been looking for the m0vie everywhere and even the internet, so i decided c0ming here to ask. Any0ne watched it or kn0w where i can download it? Thanks!

Raalsalghul:
Yeah, I've seen it. Interesting synopsis they have there, especially the part about Batman being formidable and Superman being revered. But am thinking the greater threat will be Lex Luthor, who I know will manipulate things from behind the scenes. I was thinking it was either going to be braniac or darkseid but I think those villains should be used in subsequent films. I want them to use Lex Luthor and Mettalo as the main villains in this film.

by guess, i think its d0omsday.

Rosemary216:
nope... u are ryt in a way

tor, there are many scopes of w0oing gals bt pr0blem is time. No time.

Rosemary216:
well, wat kind of attraction

physical and the r0mantic kind of attracti0n. Or am i wr0ng?

sage1000:
Your reply saying its online to a question asked was rude. it is like someone saying ask google when they ask you a question. Rude and can be annoying.

You might not have meant it as such but if that reply was directed at me, I'd be irritated.

seriously, i didn't mean anything with it. Jux dat i found it easier to reply that way. Am sorry if it sounded that way. We all have different ways by which we view things.