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hulk616:
Dr fate, Circe, upside down man, eclipso, the other kind will beat Constantine

john c0nstantine has bested the devil himself.

heskeyw:
Inception is a mad movie. Having a dream inside another dream inside another dream, and they will be controlling their thoughts. Mad movie. Na for the film, I saw an engineer that was hired to build houses and maze to be used in a dream.

lol, that m0vie crazy. Make i see the weirdo wey go watch Incepti0n in 15 mins. As in them no born d pers0n well, ni? Every time i go back to watching that film or any film directd by christopher n0lan, i get new things fr0m every scene.

Stevyne:
Bro I no get that patience to siddon 30 mins deh watch film.
Money heist Season 4 I use 30 mins finish am.

try watching interstellar or the prestige or adjustment bureau in 30mins. No one would tell u to calm down to finish the entire run. I kn0w the kinda films u guys are fast forwarding [all these no brain acti0n flicks], una never jam christopher n0lan films. Brother, if u get MB, try download Inception directd by Christopher n0lan [dnt read the plot b4 watching the m0vie pls]

joyfullyjoyous:
There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

i dnt believe this bit abeg. Haba, easy na.

brendan007:
Yes. Boarding school.

am sorry, bt had to ask this, u were in a marist boarding skul, ryt?

brendan007:
Alright.
There's this guy I knew who could actually regurgitate food. Some humans may have ruminant traits.

bk in ur boarding skul?

hulk616:
the person can Google search my origin story.

lol.

Stevyne:
That's me o

how una dy take do am? To dy fast forward film? U can't grasp it.

EzzyCarter:
I had a friend back in the days, anytime he was angry, his pupils would turn green. Till date, I find no scientific explanation for this phenomenon . Twas really weird shii. Ppl used to avoid him like he was a werewolf

u jux met the hulk, man @hulk616, u got s0me explaining to do.

Ayoefa:
It's very obvious that your father has passed down his imbecility via his DNA to you and your siblings.

says s0me0ne that doesn't understand jack about pers0nal hygiene.

Mstick:
The north will be the undoing of this country! Is it that they don't understand or believe how deadly this virus is?!

What kind of government do we have in this country?! I thought the body of the coronavirus victims weren't going to be released to the families?

no be 4 c0re n0rth those people gather. Na abuja be that.

Ayoefa:
Rubbish.

The level of stupidity and gullibility in this country is totally out of control.
This is a burial not a party like Funke had at her house. This is a special circumstance where the rules cannot be enforced as in others.
In fact I know someone whose family member died this week. They were allowed to move from one location to another and were allowed to perform the burial without any govt interference.
Also, even the govt says that everyone should stay at home , but you are allowed to go out if you have a good valid reason to do so like buying food, fuel, going to the hospital, going to bury a dead family member.
Almost everyone in these pictures are wearing face masks and most importantly, they are there for BURIAL not for a party.

you are very stupid for this. What was the govt's law regarding burying of a covid 19 patient? Or u think it was an ordinary c0rpse that died of natural causes? 0nce again, u are very stupid.

SharonLoveth:
Muhammad talk say he saw aljannah full of virgins

u sure say na him talk am? Me no kn0w that one oh. I'll jux slip quietly fr0m this topic jejeli.

MrWondah:
It’s sad to see Nigerians making a Joke out of Abba Kyari’s death. He was such a Visionary leader who changed the Life of the average Nigerian since his re-election, transformed our health sector and laid down his life for the greater good. RIP Sir, your memory lives on.

which kyari are talking abt? D one fr0m a parallel universe?

SharonLoveth:
Hmmmm including the 72 virgins kwo?

sista, make u ma sef reas0n am na. Who d0n even go heaven sef?

valentineuwakwe:
Aunty kemi you are one of the greatest by reviving investigative journalism. ...please help us reveal the true identity of the person in Aso rock, if its trully Buhari or Jubril!

bros, that kinda investigative journalism is meant for Lois Lane.

fabuloz1:
That was because Yaradua was the President and they didn't want power to shift to the south. They did all they could to buy time, to see whether he could be revived

n0t revived but to see if they could do s0me politicking to bring in a n0rtherner.

obailala:
Like I said, she throws out lots of crap - some may turn out to be true, but most dont.

For the Kyari own, you dont need any special investigative skills or power of prophesy to know that. By looking up global statistics, Covid19 hardly spares men his age, so anyone can guess that.

in as much as u are right on the stats, that doesn't mean people in that age range d0n't recover or people in their youth age d0n't die. Ex Liverpool manager Kenny Daglish in that age range has recovered. It's all about taking it serious. Had kyari tested himself and obeyed the self is0lati0n rule, he may have survived. Then again, nigeria's health care is hogwash.

GoodofNaija:
Who is this 30k zombie?

I know you hate the truth!

Let me reecho it: The fire outbreaks were planned to conceal some evidences.

Only people smarter than you can relate.

And d0n't forget, the media want these distracti0ns to ensure they stay away fr0m the real news.

Gracealone:
Abba Kyari was a Muslim. His remains are yet to be buried.
Are you suggesting that his death was being suppressed for 15 days ? Where could they probably have been keeping his corpse.
Kemi Olunloyo never makes sense out of anything.

Am n0t saying it's true, but that it's ann0unced n0w does n0t mean he didn't die then and had l0ng been buried. The fact he is a muslim doesn't mean he couldn't have died then, and the FG chose to ann0unce it n0w. After all, there people who die and are l0ng buried before we get to kn0w of their death.

hulk616:
which game Maybe because of my exposure, i don't understand what you are saying.
So end of discussion.

the language is R rated, so yeah, u won't undastand.

hulk616:
all my friends are still Virgins. So it won't be offense to them.

see this guy. I no follow play ur game jor.

hulk616:
seriously? Why?

here is the thing, call a friend of your's who is a guy, a virgin in public in the midst of men and w0men.

hulk616:
ok. But how can calling someone a virgin be offense

haba, u can't call a guy a virgin in d public na.

hulk616:
what is male V

male virgin. I sensed it'd sound offense to u saying it like dat.

hulk616:
21 and 22 can have sex now

i kn0w. Which is why i pin point u there. But, u might be a male V though.

Nickshrapnel:
You’re not a kid, you’d definitely be a teenager then

lol, i'd put hulk616 within the age range of 21 and 22.

johnmattew:
did I say China is an African nation??.....learn to read with comprehension

johnmattew:
Chinese should better start packing out of Europe

funny en0ugh, u urself didn't write with clarity.

johnmattew:
the world could forgive China...but EUROPEANs will NEVER... especially British and Italians....Chinese should better start packing out of Europe

china is an asian country though.

pweeryambre:
US is not making noise they are simply carrying everybody along unlike secretive China. And if China had really cured those some 2500 infected people at once, then they should just share the secret and let the world heal together abeg.

bros, d0n't be fo0led by america's propaganda of liberalism and equal rights. They aren't carrying anything al0ng, dude. They tell u what u need to know. Same with all those imperalist nati0ns like china. D0n't be fo0led. America is great at publicity and gate keeping info.

jumper524:
Nigga, I'll take the lesser judgement.
At least if not for China God knows just how expensive technological stuff would be.
My Dad said his first salary back in 1987 was #230 ceiling fan then cost #60 until China came in with theirs to beat the price down to #25.

nah nah, u dnt get what i am saying. Am n0t talking abt trade or c0mmerce. Am talking abt interference. These countries dictate to the world how things should be handled. They behave like they have invested in the world and that the world is their birthright. If it was just trading, it would be neat, but they influence so many policies and even interfer in nati0nal politics.

jumper524:
gentleman, kalm your online Gra Gra.
More than half the countries in the world are very much against that country called America and the reason is simple. Their are chronic cheats that has sabotage many growing economy in the world including your country Nigeria.
Why you continue to ass licks them makes me wonder if you like sufferness.
Besides I'll urge you not to take side for now as the origin of the virus is yet to be proven.
Speculations might be helping the true enemy..

bros, forget that talk. China, US, UK, Russia, germany, they are all the same herd. Where the world would be without their global interference would be a better opti0n than it is n0w.