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Romance / Re: Caught My Boss And Our New Secretary Straffing by missingribs: 3:52pm On Apr 14, 2018
ggrin:
I encountered an act in the office yesterday which was friday

I work in an organization as an assistant consultant, which by implication makes my office very close to my boss who is the senior consultant in our department.after work yesterday,I decided to stay behind in order to tide up some office works. After about two hours I started hearing some strange moans/voices coming from the office directly opposite which happens to be my oga’s office.
I was curious so I decided to take a look to see what’s going on, when I got to the door, I didn’t hear any voice so I thought maybe it was my imagination.
I gently pushed the door expecting it to be locked only for the door to open and lo and behold my boss was banging our newly employed secretary on his office table shocked..our both eyes jammed, I stood frozen for some minutes (I guess) before I heard his voice “Young woman what are you looking for in my office?”
My boss wife is very close to me and she was the one that got me this job indirectly sad, should I tell her bout what I saw or i should keep quite bout it?

Tho I feel cheated cos he asked me out 2weeks ago and I turned him down and what i saw yesterday was turning my head on cos his lipsrsealed is very long and the style is kiss


Should I collect my own share before snitching on him or I should report him straight away? angry


which is paining u out of it all.that u are close to his wife or that he asked u out.just say u are jealous u too want eat out of the banana,u wish u were the 1 on that office table
Romance / Re: Funaab Lady Lost Her Temper After A Guy Turned Her Request Down! by missingribs: 3:37pm On Apr 14, 2018
habsydiamond:
See how she change switch like generator wey no get fuel.....all in the name I no go out...I no blame her na Adam I blame....

no mind her...she is just a stupid bitch.i no value chop like herself...if she is bored can't she take herself out.must a guy take her out
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: . by missingribs: 10:53pm On Apr 12, 2018
Zoharariel:
Alright, due to gamophobia, I'm looking for a matured lady who will bear me a son & adhere strictly to the following conditions. You must be good-looking, chubby or skinny, dark or fair (Bobrisky kinda fair is an exception).


Conditions:


1.) Once we meet, no camaraderie, no rigmaroling & no drama, straight to business - pull your skirt up, pull your panties down, “Kin Te Sojue” like 5times. grin cheesy grin

2.) I'll remit 50k for living expenses to you every month. You don't need to meet my parent or family & I don't have to meet yours either. We will communicate only on phone, chat on whatsapp & meet for coital top-ups twice a month. grin

3.) After 9 months, when the child is delivered, I'll forward his birth names via whatsapp. grin

4.) When the boy clocks 3, after a DNA confirmation, I'll retrieve my package & compensate you with 5million Naira - for real. grin

5.) Contract renewal or marriage will be at my sole discretion.

Interested candidates can contact me via Email: “zoharariel@yandex.com”. Scammers & Trolls - BUG OFF!

can't stop laughing......na wa for this kind of business

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by missingribs: 10:50pm On Apr 12, 2018
may 9 enter ds jet
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by missingribs: 10:48pm On Apr 12, 2018
may 9 where u dey

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Romance / Re: Question For The Ladies. by missingribs: 10:43am On Apr 05, 2018
CLOUT:


Do you mind telling us why?

to me it a no no affair...who or what say I can't work to make my own money....it only the ladies that believes they need a man to achieve greatness that will view from wrong perspective for mein believei can work hard and if God blesses my the work of my hands I can buy my own house not only in banana island but also in orange island and Atlantic city,d lastest ride, I can go on best vacation ever,
if he love me then he shd be able to trust me,u shdnot compare me with other women in ur past... I also might have had my fair share of disappointment, backstabbing and betrayal from men but I decided to put it behind me.
even if the signing of documents is removed I still won't marry him cos no matter the love, affection,romance without trust the marriage will fail... marriage goes beyond love but commitment and trust...
I also can give my conditions,if he can sign
1: freedom to leave the house whenever I wish without given explanation cos I need to travel in and out to make my own money
2: I choose when we get intimate
3:no extra marital affair any found guilty will be jailed
4:my money and properties remain my while his remains his.
I can go on and on
Romance / Re: I Look For My BLACK GODDESS by missingribs: 1:41am On Apr 05, 2018
ask Google map
Romance / Re: Question For The Ladies. by missingribs: 1:24am On Apr 05, 2018
CLOUT:
You meet a rich and handsome guy who fits in the bill for a perfect husband who would meet all your physical and emotional needs but he is a little bit cold feeted about popping the big question so you guys have a little talk and he expresses his fear about not trusting you would
go through thick and thin with him, especially for the fact that you only got to know him after he's made the big bucks and you never contributed much to his success.

He's had his fair share of betrayal and backstabbing from the female folk and he generally doesn't trust women anymore. Would you still go ahead if he proposes that you sign a pre-nupital agreement before he takes you down the isle?

Mind you, this guy is everything you dream of in a man he just doesn't want to trust anybody yet.


capital NO
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Whatsapp Group For Nigerians Living In And Outside Of Nigeria by missingribs: 1:16am On Apr 05, 2018
add me up

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: May Birthdays Mate Lets Hook Up by missingribs: 1:13am On Apr 05, 2018
may 9
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by missingribs: 11:41am On Oct 21, 2017
justwise:


State exactly how much you earn and back it up with your salary account

good morning......this led me back to my initial questions my account does not reflect salary deposit.....I receive cash payment which I deposit into my account by self
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by missingribs: 6:46am On Oct 20, 2017
justwise:

You are about to make a mistake that will lead to visa refusal and possibly more visa refusals in future.

When it comes to visa application its important that you keep your record as truthful as possible

good morning,hw was Ur night?
ok,wat do u advice I do
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by missingribs: 9:09pm On Oct 19, 2017
justwise:

Is that what you earn monthly or what you want to put
wat I want to put
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by missingribs: 8:02pm On Oct 19, 2017
justwise:

What is your monthly salary?
I intend putting 120k
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by missingribs: 7:34pm On Oct 19, 2017
Good day all,I hope you're all having a stressfree day?
am a single mother I want to apply for a 4weeks tourist visa in march with my child,I intend getting d following document:
Hotel reservation
Introduction letter from where I work
Confirmation letter
Letter of leave
Pay slip
Bank account 6month balance of 1,200,000
change of ownership of landed property (deed)
But I need advice on 2things.
1.in my place of work due to financial challenges for some time now salary comes late and it cash payment.so my statement will not reflect salary but cash deposit by me.in D's situation wat do I do.
2.my passport is a vigirn passport.
@inphoenix
@justwise
@ekpotex
@brightingus
abeg make Una put eye for this matter
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by missingribs: 4:13pm On Jul 08, 2017
Nairaland has been a great place to gather relevant information that has been immenaelt helpful in our day to day activities.
I know there are good hearted people here and I am pleading for someone who can teach me how to drive. I don't mind paying fuel money.
Pls Pls Pls. I've seen good samaritans who altruistically go out of their way to teach their fellow Nairalander how to drive. I live in Ajah axis.

I Know someone might think go to driving school around you....cash dey do ojooro
Car Talk / Re: Any Nairalander Willing To Teach Me How To Drive? by missingribs: 3:51pm On Jul 08, 2017
sternosa:
Nairaland has been a great place to gather relevant information that has been immenaelt helpful in our day to day activities.
I know there are good hearted people here and I am pleading for someone who can teach me how to drive. I don't mind paying fuel money.
Pls Pls Pls. I've seen good samaritans who altruistically go out of their way to teach their fellow Nairalander how to drive. I live in Ajah axis.


@sternosa pls ve u got someone to teach you....abeg I won't mind if I can get someone to teach me too,I stay around Ajah axis too.on many occasions I miss d chance to use a friend car when he is out of town just because I can't drive....
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 5:36pm On Feb 08, 2017
Loisemm:
Mummykyrti , I dont know about Union but my lab takes 10k for HSG, 10k for Hormonal profile and 1k for pelvic scan.
Some take 15k for each of the first two and 3k for pelvic scan.

Pls how is hormonal profile sample collected? I read online about saliva collection for it. Is that how its collected here? Is blood sample or opening of leg involved in this one? grin
Just want to be prepared. Tomorrow my day 21, I am going for it.

pls where is this lab located
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 7:54am On Feb 08, 2017
udysweet:

Chai how did I miss this my ayin eka'as mention? A whole adiagha of my beloved state? Lol! Sosongho ayin eka mmi,Abasi udiong eti eti. Amen to your prayers. Happy to hear good news of BFP here,it shall be a commotion of bfps here in Jesus name.
I think there are 3pple if I'm correct already up for the book,two more to go but thaat would be for next mondayt(I promised 10.
@missingribs hope you feel better? Do letme knw when I can bring it for you*hugs*


my love am good to go.no mind d ruzu,e just make me turn toilet to 2nd room.ttc go make person do something,can't imagine me still taking it with all joy and religiously despite it bitterness and effect on me.dh ask if my head correct or I need medical checkup (cos d thing d show me oba)

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 8:06pm On Feb 07, 2017
curvilicious:



cry i told my mom to speak wt him
Almost at the close of the discussion this man raised his hand slapped me twice cry cry cry

curvilicious mama, sorry for that
mama sorry to say u for no put mouth when mumsi dey talk to am...u for leave d two of den alone when den dey talk d talk.


dat is pass Sha now na solution we wan find,my mama first thing find out d relationship btw d boy and DH(if d boy is still small to be dh pikin)

2ndly no involve any 3rd party for ur marriage oooo,cos after wan settle,d 3rd party no go use better eye look ur man again talking from experience (my sister used to tell me abt he dh misbehavior everything now in as much as I try I no get any kind regard for am)
and it seems ur dh is someone like mine dat doesn't appreciate involvement of 3rd party in issue.

3rdly look for dh control bottons..... everybody get control bottons,u are a woman use power of woman for am...me I fear slap or beat pass anything,so if wahala start I no dey use mouth talk na my behavior dey do d talk.
for instance yesterday,dh relative (one major general)call am say him wan come Lagos from Abuja and na our place him wan stay cos him want him private life.dh no tell me anything say we go get visitor ,me sef kuku dey look like mumu.
and as God go catch am no food for house at all.
today before I come from work, him don arrange d whole house as na major general dey come.as I reach house him no dey,him go carry d man come house.me wey no say food no dey,I quick quick enter kitchen carry butter put for bread chop well before den come I don enter bed do like person wey dey sleep.
as e come,e come room say iya my brother is around come prepare something.me I pretend with sleep eye say" there is no food in d house and u didn't inform me abt his coming,I would have stopped over at d market to get something to prepare and now am having headache"him jejely carry himself comot go tell dey man say let me take u out" story end.next time him go tell me if we want get visitor.

so in same manner,I wld advice u to ignore d boy,if him no dey with u,u no go do u work.if u Ve d strength cook for am,if possible serve am put for dinning.just ignore am..look for dh botton for room dey press d bottom to strengthen una love,no talk go where d boy dey,no mention d boy matter again.

most of all involve God and not human in ur marriage.

don't ever contemplate divorce.. marriage is for better for worse.

I can volunteer to be ur prayer partner...let deal with d matter and d so called cousin in d spirit realm.....
sorry if I sound somehow

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 11:00am On Feb 07, 2017
fpeter:
OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL...

DATE: TUESDAY 7TH FEBRUARY 2017

THEME: NONE SHALL BE BARREN


Memorise:

He maketh the barren woman to keep house, and to be a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD. Psalm 113:9

Read: Exodus 23:24-26

23:24 Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.

23:25 And ye shall serve the Lord your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.

23:26 There shall nothing cast their young, nor be barren, in thy land: the number of thy days I will fulfil.

MESSAGE:

Contrary to what the world would have you believe, you are a creation of the Almighty God. You were put here on earth to fulfil a divine purpose, and part of that purpose is multiplication. When God created you, He gave you a mandate, and He equally endowed you to fulfil this mandate (Genesis 1:28). You need to therefore understand that no demon, power, principality or even medical practitioner can say that there is no solution to the challenges you are facing. The only person permitted to have the final say over your situation is the Almighty God, and this is what He says about you in Exodus 23:26:
"There shall nothing cast their young, nor be barren, in thy land: the number of thy days I will fulfil."

Have you been tagged barren by this world? I want to assure you that your situation is not hopeless. The same God who remembered Rachael will surely remember you and remove every reproach in your life in Jesus’ Name (Genesis 30:22). While Rachael trusted God for the fruit of the womb, the world despised her, her sister disdained her and her husband gave up on her; but by the time the Lord decided to repay her for the many years she had been under ridicule, her testimony exceeded that of those who had written her off.

I pity those who consult diviners in their search for children. God’s stance on this is very clear:
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer." Deuteronomy 18:10-11

Every child that is gotten through the help of diviners will not give you joy. Submit to what God only can give. Do not run faster than your shadow. At God’s appointed time and season, your song will change. As the Lord remembered Rachael He will surely remember you. Every reproach, sorrow, humiliation and secret cry of yours shall be brought to an end this month in Jesus’ Name. All you need to do is to worship the One who can do what doctors’ say is impossible. Every husband who has been praying silently for his wife shall rejoice this season in Jesus’ Name. Every family needs to unite together in prayer to wage war against those things that are not part of God’s promise for your destiny. Have you lost so many years while waiting in expectation? Know that there is a God of redemption, and that the lost years of your life can be redeemed. The promises of God’s restoration will come to pass in your life in Jesus’ Name.

Action Point:

Father, I command that every seed of barrenness in me withers away now in Jesus’ Name.

BIBLE IN ONE YEAR:
Luke 23-24
Isaiah 32:9-33:9

AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE

HYMN 4: THROUGH THE LOVE OF GOD OUR SAVIOUR

1 Through the love of God our Saviour,
all will be well.
Free and changeless is his favour,
all, all is well.
Precious is the blood that healed us,
perfect is the grace that sealed us,
strong the hand stretched forth to shield us,
all must be well.

2 Though we pass through tribulation,
all will be well.
Ours is such a full salvation,
all, all is well.
Happy, still in God confiding,
fruitful, if in Christ abiding,
holy, through the Spirit’s guiding,
all must be well.

3 We expect a bright tomorrow,
all will be well.
Faith can sing through days of sorrow,
'All, all is well.'
On our Father’s love relying,
Jesus every need supplying,
in our living, in our dying,
all must be well.

God bless you for sharing this.immediately I read it DS morning I thought of sharing but I didn't know if NL will allow me.i too dey enjoy DS thread I dey fear dan
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 10:56am On Feb 07, 2017
UmmTwins2:
Hello fruitful mamas. 10x to everyone keeping d thread alive. udysweet may God bless ur kind n generous heart n grant all that ur heart desires, soon n very soon. Amen.
Mamas na Glo network hol me since o, my good news is here ; my plenty-week-wait finally ended in praise smiley ALHAMDULILLAH I can't thank HIM enough. We've been pleasantly surprised once again grin
Pic 1 was with Saturday FMU
Pic2 was frm yesterday(Sunday) afternoon
Thanks sisters for ur help , support, may God grant ur surprise miracles too very soon. Amen
I really appreciate.

Cc; MGeey
Cc; mamakendra
Written this since yesterday (Monday) but this frustrating network undecided


God be praised......am happy for you.H&H 9months........we shall hear d voice of mum and babies in health wealth and joy

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 6:36pm On Feb 06, 2017
curvilicious:
My sisters i have been trying not to cry since morn because my mom is around and i don't want her feeling bad.
Dh and his cousin are tormenting me again
I don't want to be married again
I wish my belief encourages remarrying i for comot
Since dat last time i have not had peace just been managing.

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry


my mama, God is ur strength....lock urself in a room and cry as much as u can den come out stronger.

ignore den, pretend as if u are d only one in the house
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 2:09pm On Feb 06, 2017
udysweet:
See all the mentions! Chai Abasi mmi mbok! The last time I had this much mentions was when my afang soup thread,made FP hahahahaha!
Please,haba wat did I do? Jus dis small excercise I did going round today,you ple are counting as one big thing? Lol! Like I said its something I was led to,and gosh I felt so hapy seeing all your beautiful faces and I got somuch hugs today ehn I felt like I was walking on air,hahahahaha. Beautiful souls you all are. Ok,so this book isn't a drug but something to boost ur faith and encourage you while undrgoing ttc treatment. And I know God is working thru every medication\treatment you're all having. And you will all testify. @laviv,lol! Evn tho I'll want to hav one very quiet and hush wedding,I sure will invite all of u,you're my fam now. kiss

if dem tai me,I go cut d rope come d wedding.....make God see us reach dat day....I go carry my big belle(preggy)dey roll like ball come dance well well....
thanks alot

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 8:54am On Feb 06, 2017
my adorable mamas and papas,my lovely finsis(fin love,fin cares) good morning to my e-family,

pls this ruzu dey show me for here......abeg BFP must show this cycle ooooo

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 8:48am On Feb 06, 2017
mummykyrti:
Yahweh!!! your name is Yahweh!!
you are a miracle working God.
your name is Yahweh!!

our father and king, ancient of days, lion of the tribe of Judah, we come before you today to give you thanks, we thank you for the gift of sleeping and waking up, many slept but cudnt see today but by your grace we are alive, hale and healthy, we say may your name be praised forever.

we thank you for our marriages, we thank you for your love, peace and unity in our homes. we thank you for our extended families, we ask that there shall be no loss shall work 100% for us.

we commit our reproductive system into your hands, we ask that you correct whatever needs to be corrected in our bodies. you said in your word that we should be fruitful and multiply, you also said that none shall be barren, baba we stand on your word and ask that you send forth our babies in accordance with your word, for those seeking for singleton, twins, triplets and so on we ask that you grant them their heart desires, baby, mother and father alive with plenty money.

we thank you for those that you laid in their hearts to touch the lives of others either via books, words of encouragement or financial assistance, we ask that you continue to bless them and grant them that which is uppermost in their hearts. thank you mighty father because we know you hear us always.

this and many more we ask through Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour. Amen!!


Amen in Jesus name

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 10:14pm On Feb 05, 2017
Adiahaakwaibom1:

Wow.. U have done IVF 5 times. Sis; u must be emotionally strong . And Am happy u haven't lost hope, don't worry.. God Almighty will direct ur footsteps towards d appropriate method 4 achieving a BFP.

@ogunbekun
as the Lord liveth this cry dey shall be a cry of babies in ur home.the God that answered Hannah and gave her children,he still remains God and he is still on the throne and still in the business of doing miracle.he will make ur home filled with laughter of children.....
u go began born so tai u go say family planning to rest in Jesus name

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 8:53pm On Feb 05, 2017
udysweet:
Ebutte metta is better. You can message me on watsap

thanks alot.....just added you on bbm
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 6:59pm On Feb 05, 2017
afagha:
*screaming* I seee yooouuu, I looove yooouuu, finhugs
feeling on top of the world right now........I love you.....catch the finhug
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by missingribs: 6:56pm On Feb 05, 2017
Adiahaakwaibom1:

Awww...... Thank u , Thank u & Thank u. May u never lack & alwaz be blessed!


@ God's appointed time 4 u, u shall be blessed immensely & unheard Godly favours shall be ur portion.

Happy Sunday my E-papas & mamas of great nations. 2 my FinSiss... I see u cc Afagha , 4realwoman( Abeg Bluetooth d pepper soup ) & missing ribs

whao....we connect in many ways......fin cares

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