₦airaland Forum

sheyoroniyen:
that bank no fit jus succeed.....no b curse oo.....buh even after merging dat year Notting improve.......even if dey merge with world bank.......Notting go improve......hahahahaha

Lol...

The only bank that will credit your account with interest & then, you will be suprised to see your balance has reduced. It's really a magic bank.

datola:
GTBank is still the boss with cleanest books.

Others have always copied its innovations over the years. They are catching up though especially Access Bank while Zenith Bank seems to have caught up First Bank is still there claiming oldest.

Spot on! It's unarguably, the best bank in Nigeria in terms of service & innovation

kayc0:
Access Bank should be considered.. Zenith Bank and their nonsense. . Just like MTN Extra Time. . Zenith will quietly debit you for master card maintenance shit and it accumlates eventually even if you don't have funds in your account.. on checking you acct balance you'd be mused when a message pops out...
Bal: # -145.00..

Exactly! I got -something balance message from them this morning.

The bank's standard has seriously fallen

Ilamina:
This is my first time

Ok dear.

But there are items way costlier than Louboutins. What will you now say when you see someone rocking a Rolex wrist watch!

You just saw one? There are so many of them mbok.

bettercreature:
Benz cars are not really expensive compared to several other brands

Say what!

EMMAUGOH:
lol, they have a magnificent parish in Mgbuka onitsha near Lords Chosen.. It's even near the main road, after stock fish market.
That's where I saw them for the first time.

Wow. I didn't know. I haven't seen one.

EMMAUGOH:
Mehn this Religion has been consistent for years and his followers are so scarce and quiet.

Whatever they are doing there is accepted by his followers and somehow he has won so many heart of South Easterners

Did you mean South Southerners? Because that's where the religion is common. I personally haven't seen any of their branches in the South East.

A struggle of 5 years & another one of 6 months both ended just few days ago. God honoured His Name. I'm still in awe!

Also, very importantly, we found each other. My list of Miracles isn't complete without including this 'cause God's Hand is all over it!

cassyrooy:
Meeting and getting to know an incredible friend, MissJoy29,

Rediscovering myself again.

Getting closer to God and Him keeping me alive.

I'm very honoured my dear dear Cassy!

The one I don't understand is how young ladies can afford to stay in big houses. That's how they ALWAYS potray them. Is it that easy in this country for a young girl ( girls because some of them are really young) to own duplexes or pay rent on them?

Also, every sexual intercourse scene must be shot under the covers. You just see two people struggling to cover themselves under a blanket as if that's how it's done in real life.

Again, how come whenever you think of dancing, you just press the remote control and music filters out. So remote controls are now music players that have songs installed in them.

willian10:
The girl on social media vs Real Life
See makeup and filter

Lol....I thought no one noticed.
The difference is shocking; fanta and coke. It will be a serious "crime" if those pics are of the same girl.

meobizy:
OP, you sure? This is how I picture majority of Nairalanders, both males and females. See how different they both look in real life. HAHAHAHAHA. Pictures are really deceiving.

Rahull:
Ask yourself if this crap you typed makes sense.

GrammarNazi come help this boy abeg.

You must be someone who doesn't follow current happenings in the country, a humourless person or even a non-Nigerian not to know where & how he got what he typed.

HARDDON:
Cool concept.

For the guys,

a) the first thing i have for you all is this; https://datingdrill.com . You must know who you are first before you can enjoy the beautiful things of life.

b) I have loads of GUYS' improvement ebooks to give away also.

These are my best gifts. To me, knowledge is the best gift.


To the general Public,

1. Loads of eBooks ranging from educative to motivational to entrepreneurship, to leadership, to success to love to novels and a host of others.

Just simply name it and you have it.


2. Recharge cards and account top up (10 persons, I would work out the modalities). I don't know if I should do this anyways because I would rather impact lives instead of short fix.

3. Free relationship advise ( both guys and gurls)

4. Free Fiverr Tutorial ( Practical steps for those that are blessed with writing quills and have good command of English), would have added another gig line but the software involved is too expensive for newbies.

And others I'm yet to think up.

The numbered options are mutually exclusive. That is, the occurence of one effectively precludes every other.


Rich Regards
Don

Hi....I'm interested in number 4 please.

sirBLUNT:
Milonis hadlock bro and I was actually about to tell someone to come over to my place to get laptop and phone which I don't want anymore, nawa for some people oo I tho k I will rather just give airtime and money here ,even though they will still call us broke later.....

Preetiex,missjoy29

Hey hun....I just saw this this morning. I haven't been able to access my "mentions".

I hope it's not too late to be beneficiary

sirBLUNT:
Milonis hadlock bro and I was actually about to tell someone to come over to my place to get laptop and phone which I don't want anymore, nawa for some people oo I tho k I will rather just give airtime and money here ,even though they will still call us broke later.....

Preetiex,missjoy29

Hey hun....I just saw this this morning. I haven't been able to access my "mentions".

I hope it's not too late to be a beneficiary

sirBLUNT:
sent

Hey

1) Oh Christmas Tree

2) Auld Lang Syne

3) Deo, Inexcelsis deo!

kushercain:
Dogs over cats all day.
Meanwhile I heard a cat can sense when the owner is about to die and would just disappear and never return

I heard so too.

Late post. Breakfast: shredded chicken vegetable curry sauce paired with white rice and a small lap of barbecued chicken.

Sicilyjoe:
What really happened and where exactly it happened, it heard is faulks raod and later bakassi people come and carry them, abi na different events

No not faulks road. It was opposite Star Paper Mill, beside Umuatako Road.

I remember this place vividly. I did a 2 week or so IT here. Even then, years ago, it was this bad. I was very surprised when I entered there for the first time so I'm surprised now.

I remember this place vividly. I did a 2 week or so IT here. Even then, years ago, it was this bad. I was very surprised when I entered there for the first time.

Priceyk:
Good afternoon house, please am always sweating on palms, I was told not to consume too much salt and I have strictly adhere to it. It is really becoming embarrassing..

Hi...you are not alone. I also sweat on my palms and my feet. If I begin to sweat here, you would think I just came out from the showers. The sweat will be running down my legs. It's pretty embarrassing especially when I'm in a stuffy bus with other passengers or I'm wearing a dress that shows sweat. For the palms, my hands were always dirty then when I was young and I will mess my school books up while my feet were dirty because of the dust and dirt that accumulates on them. But that was a long time ago. Now I'm used to it and manage it well. I wash my hands and legs regularly. I limited my use of cream and petroleum jelly. The only thing I like about it though is that my hands are unbelievably soft like a baby's bottom!

icogb:
I wasn't da lucky bt their attitudes nd whisperings sold dem off.

Hmmmm

yettymuse:
How do people hear their own rumor or people's opinion about them?

There will always be a snitch amongst those gossiping.

Recently, in my former place of work, I heard my humble self is a 36 year old spinster who is unmarried because she's so choosy.

Again, in another former place of work too, it was rumoured I was dating two colleagues and my oga. I enjoyed torturing them all while it lasted.

WOMEN & gossip are like bread and butter.

CanineOfJackal:
Still waiting before I leave

My phone has been misbehaving dear. But I will this night. Please bear with me.

CanineOfJackal:
pls call me cos. your ETISALAT is not going. will leave by Wed

Ok...

ImaIma1:
Talking about Okafor's law?

That is a myth. If a lady sleeps with an ex, it is because she wanted to and not because an ex will always have the chance to sleep with her because he has done it before.

So true! Talk about the lady in question being cheap and loose!

emsco:
Thanks my sister

You are welcome sir.

Explorers:
In Nigeria, every corner of a street, town, city there will be motor parks.

But a state will have only one airport serving how many people.


Use Lagos alone as an example, number of passengers, drivers in private cars, commercial buses, BRTs everyday and number of plane flying.

Most people cannot afford to fly.

You are right too sir. That's what I told him I discovered.

But then again, let's not use Nigeria to compare these kind of things. Let's use developed countries. Because in Nigeria, aside Delta State, the few states that have airports have only one. Compare that with a state like California alone that has more airports than the ones in Nigeria combined! So you can imagine the passenger traffic. MMA Lagos which is the busiest in Nigeria looks dry in terms of number of take offs and landings compared to a whole lot of others.