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Business / Re: N3million Naira, What Business Profitable Business Can It Float? by missnazzy(f): 8:32pm On Jan 10, 2017
SUPERPACK:
invest it into AUTOMATED HYDROPONICS GARDENING, at least that amount will buy 2000 slots, then u can start planting tomatoes and other fresh vegetable in it, at the end u supply it to Malls and supermarkets, U should be expecting atleast 30% ROI per year. Alternative you can also go into normal GREENHOUSE VEGETABLE PRODUCTION.

Please, do you have an idea of how one can supply these vegetables to big malls, like getting the contract and all?
Business / Re: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounter In 2016. - I Take A Bow by missnazzy(f): 12:31pm On Jan 10, 2017
following!
Food / Re: N1500 Basket Of Tomatoes A Nairalander Bought (Photos) by missnazzy(f): 9:42pm On Jan 02, 2017
andersonbaba:




ahhaaaahaaa...Haba!!! am not celebrating a big party. I bought the basket cos I already budget 2k for tomatoes. now I can save some in my freezer

where do you reside?
Celebrities / Re: 9 Times Ex Governor's Daughter, Kemi Olunloyo Flaunted Her Boobs On Social Media by missnazzy(f): 3:47pm On Dec 21, 2016
Jayson1:
The breast is too rigid, just like the stone that was rolled away from Lazarus tomb.




I really don't understand the situation of the breast.




hehehe, this is a new one. it's no more "the breast has fallen", now it's " the breast is too rigid".

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Romance / Re: Ladies Which One Are You, How Short Can You Go? by missnazzy(f): 3:07pm On Dec 21, 2016
uncle explorers, I never knew you like this kind of things...abi the "change" has gotten to you. Lol
Romance / Re: Girl Post Semi-unclad Pics On Facebook, Nigerian React (photo) by missnazzy(f): 3:00pm On Dec 21, 2016
ewww...with her okirika pant. smh.
Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by missnazzy(f): 1:30pm On Dec 21, 2016
wow! what a beautiful piece. bibi, you're good. hope you start another story soon. I can't get enough of your stories. thanks a lot.
Romance / Re: She Goes Through My Phone When I Sleep, Now See What She Caused. Advice Pls by missnazzy(f): 2:04pm On Dec 20, 2016
op, do u think that lady is mother Christmas? she only wanted to invest in you because she felt you guys have a future together. you want to take her money while you are with another woman. that's unfair. I'm glad she found out and ran for her dear life.

Having a baby together does not mean you must marry her. if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. simple!

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Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by missnazzy(f): 7:10pm On Dec 19, 2016
I hate that funmi died. nice twist!
Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by missnazzy(f): 6:35pm On Dec 17, 2016
Amazing piece, I can't get enough.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by missnazzy(f): 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2016
bonfreregong:
Not just against women but in all forms.

True, but women are always the victims.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by missnazzy(f): 4:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
Jazzlite:
sharrap
woman beater spotted!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Beats And Injures His Live-In Lover For Celebrating Akuffo-Addo's Victory by missnazzy(f): 3:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
Say no to violence against women!

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Family / Re: There's This Room In My House That Makes My Skin Crawl, What Could Be The Cause? by missnazzy(f): 4:22pm On Dec 11, 2016
EfemenaXY:
Anyway @op, there's no point getting salty with me. You asked for help and I'm trying to do just that. You don't have to take my advice though.

Just one more thing:

You mentioned you live in delta state, so I'm presuming you're not too far from the rivers.

What you need to do is strip yourself stark nàkèd at midnight and proceed to the nearest river wearing nothing but a pair of white socks. Take with you a shiny new frying pan, balance it on your head and walk as slowly as you possibly can, to the river bank.

WARNING: Don't speak to anyone the minute you step out of your house.

When you get to the river, take the frying pan off your head. Place it gently on the ground and kneel before it. Then have a serious wànk and èjàcùlatè three times into the pan. Conjuring up images of Ogbanje might help you achieve this.

Once done, still kneeling, swirl the contents around three times before pouring it into the river while chanting these words out loudly, "Take me, o divine beauty!"...

Cc: Bennyrazz, Amelian


Lmao... And this is the funniest shi.t I've read today!
Politics / Re: SWOT Analysis For MMM by missnazzy(f): 7:52pm On Dec 09, 2016
Jascon4:

Read the post above, the guy has provided enough info.

thanks for drawing my attention to that.
Politics / Re: SWOT Analysis For MMM by missnazzy(f): 4:33pm On Dec 09, 2016
ddippset:
isnt there anyone you could call? any of the guiders?
.

No, none. someone registered for me. you can help me with a guilder's contact. thanks.
Politics / Re: SWOT Analysis For MMM by missnazzy(f): 11:27am On Dec 09, 2016
ddippset:
my guy told me that the moratorium message was displayed on the dashboard. if you haven't seen any message like that then you should try to find out what has happened. yours might not be a moratorium then. check you should see a message in your board.
.

I didn't see any message like that. I just have not been matched. I have sent a message though. no response yet.
Politics / Re: SWOT Analysis For MMM by missnazzy(f): 10:39am On Dec 09, 2016
ddippset:
you're probably on temporary moratorium too, just like me. iam not really actively into MMM I just have someone doing everything for me. I read a few complaints from people on the net. these things takes between 15 days to 1 month to be fixed. justice so annoying. you need to somehow send them a mail and follow up.

I have written to support like I was told. haven't gotten any response yet. do u know if they alert one of the moratorium or you just figure it out your self?
Politics / Re: SWOT Analysis For MMM by missnazzy(f): 10:07am On Dec 09, 2016
ddippset:
how long is yours now?


since Tuesday. I wasn't matched when I GH. the person managing my account decided to cancel the request ( I guess dt was a wrong move) and on Thursday, we made the GH request again. since then, I haven't seen nothing.

my account has bn used once but didn't meet up to PH. so another account was opened wt the same account details.
Politics / Re: SWOT Analysis For MMM by missnazzy(f): 9:51am On Dec 09, 2016
ddippset:
pls I just fell into what they call moratorium. I initially applied to PH but I couldn't meet up at that point. then I was blocked. but I was unblocked after I applied to be unblocked. but I had already opened another account and used the same account number. I provided help and now its time to get help but I wasn't matched. they say iam on temporary moratorium. am trying to resolve it, how long does it take to resolve?

I think I'm having a similar issue.
Investment / Re: Still On MMM Matter, Please I Need Urgent Response by missnazzy(f): 9:19am On Dec 09, 2016
obitee69:


This divine. U think from ur anus. Yes mmm has crashed ok? Then can u leave and get useful with ur miserable life? Guys I got first hand info from a super Guider that by 12am GMT...1am naija time MMM GH will b ok
.


please how can I reach the super guilder? I need to resolve some issues with my account. and if I'm blocked or placed on temporal moratorium, will the system alert me?

because I'm yet to get help and I don't know if it's same with others or I have a case.

please respond.
Literature / Re: Almost Perfect#nlwriters by missnazzy(f): 5:51pm On Dec 07, 2016
what a twist!
you are doing a great job. please feed us more.

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Celebrities / Re: You Will Not See My Buttocks Or Sexual Explicit Scene Again – Majid Michel by missnazzy(f): 11:07am On Nov 08, 2016
why na?
please I love the sight of that fair firm buttocks. if possible, I go like see the main thing sef....
Politics / Re: "The Other Room" Trends On Twitter. Nse Ikpe Etim Joins by missnazzy(f): 11:59am On Oct 15, 2016
kai!

bubu is a very naughty man. at his age, he's still in active service in the "other room".
Politics / Re: Suleiman Hashimu To Trek For Buhari Again by missnazzy(f): 2:36am On Oct 15, 2016
it's like he has finished the money he was given the last time. he's back again to "huzzle".
Crime / Re: Lady Beats Man That Stole Her Phones In A Bank In Ibadan (Photos) by missnazzy(f): 5:23pm On Oct 14, 2016
funny title.
I came to see a man ascending into heaven after the beating...lol the guy don buy market.
Religion / Re: How God Healed, Saved And Delivered Me From HIV (My Story) by missnazzy(f): 5:09pm On Oct 14, 2016
raphieMontella:
chai! are you a ''calabar'' girl?
Nooooo!
Religion / Re: How God Healed, Saved And Delivered Me From HIV (My Story) by missnazzy(f): 3:47pm On Oct 14, 2016
holuwatobhy:




Lol, bros why u dey quote bible on top my head?

biko, I was just being sarcastic. Op never went for a HIV test yet he says he was healed of HIV. he should use his head.
Religion / Re: How God Healed, Saved And Delivered Me From HIV (My Story) by missnazzy(f): 3:35pm On Oct 14, 2016
OP, did u just say 3 rounds in 30 minutes of sex?
mtchew...you don't even last long.
where are those my brothers selling drugs for such cases, the OP need am.
Lmao!

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Crime / Re: Emir's Marriage To 14-Year-Old Girl Irreversible - Katsina Emirates Council by missnazzy(f): 11:15am On Oct 14, 2016
Blue3k:


Pedophile confirmed thanks for correcting us. 9 years old makes a world of difference.

God have mercy!

can you imagine that?
my lil sis is 9 years old and just in class four. I still wash her uniform and feed her.

can't imagine any he-goat making advances at a nine year old talk more of marriage.

that is pure wickedness.

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Business / Re: Free Guide On How To Start Popcorn Buzines, What You Need And How Profitable It by missnazzy(f): 11:01am On Oct 14, 2016
Jimiyke:
Your packaging is your selling point..... make research on good attractive packaging style that can drive traffic to ur popocorn business,

Hello. please I have that machine but its no longer working. is it repairable or what can I do about it?
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Fiancée With A New Car (pics) by missnazzy(f): 6:33am On Sep 28, 2016
tellwisdom:
Spits undecided

lol...bros you be snake?

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