crackhaus:
Come to think of it, majority of them in the Nollywood industry including Omotola, do they seriously consider themselves actors and actresses with all the type-casting, monotonous lines, and bland facial expressions?

Very funny.

Abi…? For their mind now they are actors. Hollywood actors will most likely sound the same. They will be like

Omotola who the Bleep is that? Oh she is that actress from the concrete jungle, yea?

Jamesilvar:

The same weakling afonjas go still sell you out later.
Make dem dey dia own lane!

I heard (not sure how true) the civil war was lost because our own people sold us out. So there are judas everywhere, but its best we take our chances.

When IPOB came out to protest the chance to live on their own and leave this jungle, people called them names. Now this is a son of the Yorubas being mutilated for asking for justice for the people and no one is shaking body because of fear. Better die standing than alive sitting in shame.

Ibos and Yorubas need to join hands together and leave this Northerners to their government. This nonsense cannot continue and we keep on hiding in the shadows and when someone stands to fight for us we keep mute.

Minjim:


DLS

Which one is DLS

Minjim:
What did we do to these SAs?
Same way you'll meet them during online game, once they see you're Nigerian, they become desperate to win, tackling dangerously and playing dirty.
I'm always like...
"Xenophobic dude, this's just a game. We don't get paid. Chill brother"

Which of the online games

Both APC and PDP. All of you are mad

For them to act the way they did can only be order from above. Who knows what they were told.
Get sowore back in custody... Dead or alive or you lose your job

2Odds101:
my gee stop wishing
You campaigned for buhari 2015..then I used to wonder why people would be on their right mind and see buhari as a messiah...

I am still wondering the same thing till now, I feel Nigeria needs a saviour but the way it is, they will rather kill the saviour and keep suffering under bad government even if the saviour is Jesus

WorWorBoy:
The Ring is not scary.

How?

You take selfie your face bend
You receive call... 7days
On the 7th day a girl with hair over her face comes to visit from inside well and come out from television to suck out all your nutrients.

Please watch it at night part 1 and 2. You go shout blood of Jesus at every little sound you hear and you go fear your television screen.

You guys have not watched horror movies o. See as una dry repeat movies. Make I give you una horror movies.
My top 5 so far.

The ring (be like mama pikin but she dey comot from television)

Mama (really cool hair covering face monster)

Hereditary ( the floating headless body was the best part)

Babadook (I don't like the idea of turning it in to a pet in the end)

Drag me to hell ( I love the ending)

Bonus... Scary Stories to tell in the dark

All those calling Chucky no get mind. Doll baby wey no dey disappear. Wey u fit destroy once. They dey go dey take am play

Hizzy:

But are you the person I quote

Yes you did. That is why I responded

She resemble Bonga fish

How you give woman belle without the marriage rites come dey post am join. I no understand make we clap for you? And Lala how is this worthy of front page biko.

and I ran into the post looking for the sexy female actors.

So I was going through instagram to find something amusing and came across this post by someone. (See image below)

My parents did not have the money to put me in a big school, they did their best and left the rest to me to find my square root.

I feel my kids deserve way better, I am sure you do also. But spending so much on education that can even be acquired from home (thanks to the internet) seems a bit absurd.

Some people are of the opinion that it is not about the quality of education but the connect since Naija don baje and it is only connect that gets you to the top.

So would you be willing to pay such an amount for quality education connection for your child?
Also is it true that it still does not guarantee jobs?
Is it true that there are some graduates of these expensive universities that are still jobless?

Hizzy:

Mm
Can you help me get a Record Deal plz

No sorry, I cant

ProfessorBerlin:
Read ur Bible well.









Delilah was Disabled yet Very Deadly and Dangerous.











who don fvck cripple before, Dem sweet die

How how how did u read that Delilah was disabled bros

Are they all handicapped or they did it to make her feel special. If they did the latter then that is so thoughtful of them.
Everyone deserves to be happy

daxon001:


Hello. Can we connect? I'm into video production too. Work for X2D tv. Can I have your number? I'm just looking for more work opportunities to earn.

No problem. WhatsApp me anytime. I work in Wale Adenuga Productions

Dreyl:
Girls like her are rude with no manners, i know them.

True

I met her once personally at a TV show where I was the one in charge of the video production and she was a guest. I took her number so I can connect her to another job that I felt she might like....bottom line she has no manners. I just disposed her number.

For most ladies

It's difficult to drive in high heels
It's difficult to run in high heels
It's difficult to walk in high heels.

Please these high heels should be ostracized and the makers should stop producing.

You ladies barely use them. You are always carrying big bags with spare flats. So what is the essence of buying them in the first place.

I once heard it bring out the shape in you. That I doubt. Because if you are flat front and back no amount of high heel will automatically add meat anywhere or even create that illusion that you now have some shape.

So ladies no need to follow the trend, work with what works best for you.

Last last, It will surprise you that Aqua man exists

katagumBauchi:
It depends on the kind of business.... But Abuja is a good location for business ... And accommodation is more cheaper compared to Lagos

My business (check my signature)
Accommodation is pricey. That is what I heard o

katagumBauchi:
Abuja is 10x better than Lagos...... And more cheaper to live in forget all those labeling Abuja as an expensive city... Lagos is more expensive.... I have lived in Abuja for over 20yrs and have stayed in Lagos partially for some time. Lagos is a time bomb waiting to explode so dirty a city. If quality of life matters to you rellocate ASAP.

dawnomike:
If You can afford the cost of good accommodation in Abuja... Then, comparing Abuja with Lagos is like comparing Sleep and death!!!
My brother find your way to Abuja biko

But is it good for business?

I was born in Lagos. I have a job and run my business in Lagos. Lagos seems to be the end all be all for business especially ones related to the entertainment industry. That is my niche.

But now a friend told me that Lagos is overhyped and that other places especially Abuja is way better place to live in. He made me see things in a different light.

Now Nairalanders what is your take on this. Is Abuja truly better? Can I hustle my business (check my signature) over there?
Or is Lagos still a better place if we overlook the traffic and stress we go through everyday to make ends meet.

Smalldick123:

me too wonder o!

Lol no be small thing

Maybe I was not born then but this match between Nigeria vs India was it ever played or it's just a myth.

All of those talking trash about Buhari. Well done o, well done. Una don change mouth now. When we were shouting for unity so we can unite against voting in this lunatic a second time, una still rush go vote and you want a better change.

I was in my house and did not step out to vote for anyone because both candidates are thieves and the ones from other parties - no need to vote because my vote no go count when all the lunatics make up 80% of Nigerians who vote PDP or APC.

How do you want a better economy for our kids. We are so called Nairalanders now but in the next 20 to 30 years we shall all become old cargo, na our pikin go be nairalanders and will continue these complaints.

When they ask us Daddy, Mummy who is Buhari, we shall say he is an idiot traveler that valued cattle over human life and ruled the country but threw us into debt, when they ask how did he come into power, make sure you tell them the truth...that you wore your slippers waited under the sun or rain to vote him in a second time.

Useless old men who rule this country only for their pockets...Even if you won chop money, chop money but let people from other countries speak well of urs and say wow Nigeria is a beautiful country, I will like to invest in their economy. We are here social media talking instead of insisting on good governance.

I just might get into government, just to deal with these blood sucking demons, na my wife dey tell me say na dirty game and say she go divorce me if I chose that route. Walahi, this is tiring me.

How many years ago now, did Wande coal sing "shey na like this we go dey dey" and we still dey like this. Its repulsive and embarassing that our neighbours the Ghanaians have started growing stronger, the same people we shouted must go and even made a bag for.

Let us unite and chose the right people. No. When another election come, they go give una indomie and garri and tell u everything will be okay once they are in power and una go still go vote. When the signs are all over showing the red light. Is it not stupidity and folly.

Shame on all of us for the predicament we have by ourselves placed ourselves in. The ones I pity are these gbe body generation. We shall pass away and they will inherit a wretched land called Nigeria.

Rubbish

Please Nigerian Canadians tell me is it worth it coming down to hustle in Canada and what skills are best to have before coming over

See how bobrisky is opening that dirty mouth he uses to suck senators balls to say broke girls should respect her.

Did you work for it? About ur cream business is booming reach that level.

ILU TI BAJE

I have read something similar to this on Wikipedia. That explains why black people in yankee too like money and wanna get rich or die trying.

Ibo people are special.