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Romance / Re: I Quit Being A Nice Guy by MisterKings(m): 7:30pm On Dec 13, 2019
Girls can be heartless. Maybe this will make you feel better.
One time my then ex told me she was going for a wedding out of the state, I gave her money and she branched to her ex's house, got pregnant after a couple of months and put it on me. I later discovered much much later.
After forgiving her, we later broke up.

But I am married now and I called her on the day of my wedding that I was getting married. She shock.

So bro. Don't worry sail on. The law of karma hammers people one way or another.

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Crime / Re: 60-Year-old Man Defiles Neighbour’s 10-Year-Old Stepdaughter In Ogun by MisterKings(m): 10:52am On Dec 13, 2019
Shameless piece of shit
Family / Re: Prophetess Patience Akpabio: Sex Without Loud Moaning Produces Inactive Children by MisterKings(m): 10:51am On Dec 13, 2019
I have heard one that says that for a man to produce a male child, he needs to be involved in something very active prior to meeting his woman. Active like playing ball, fighting, something manly and hard. When he comes and jams his woman - na boy straight.
But if he wants a girl, he needs to be soft all day, stay in AC, light candles, play romantic music - na girl they go born.

That sounded very ridiculous to me but now this post of moaning out loud just topped it. sad

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Politics / Re: Sowore: AGF Malami Orders DSS To Hands-Off Trial, Takes Over Case-file by MisterKings(m): 10:44am On Dec 13, 2019
This is good, but he should not leave it at that, he also needs to probe the DSS. No one is above the law
Celebrities / Re: Khloe: I Can’t Marry A Broke Man That Doesn’t Have At Least 3 Cars, 2 Houses by MisterKings(m): 7:17pm On Dec 12, 2019
Leave the girl that is what she wants. If I have these requirements I will marry her and leave her to compete with my numerous side chics. It's my money, I will do as I please.
Empty head.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Vs Eniola Badmus: Yvonne Jegede Reacts To Omotola Ekeinde’s Interview by MisterKings(m): 7:45pm On Dec 11, 2019
crackhaus:
Come to think of it, majority of them in the Nollywood industry including Omotola, do they seriously consider themselves actors and actresses with all the type-casting, monotonous lines, and bland facial expressions?

Very funny.

Abi…? For their mind now they are actors. Hollywood actors will most likely sound the same. They will be like

Omotola who the Bleep is that? Oh she is that actress from the concrete jungle, yea?
Politics / Re: Family: 'Sowore Injected With A Substance, He Must Not Die After Humiliation' by MisterKings(m): 12:10pm On Dec 11, 2019
Jamesilvar:

The same weakling afonjas go still sell you out later.
Make dem dey dia own lane!

I heard (not sure how true) the civil war was lost because our own people sold us out. So there are judas everywhere, but its best we take our chances.
Politics / Re: Family: 'Sowore Injected With A Substance, He Must Not Die After Humiliation' by MisterKings(m): 11:40am On Dec 11, 2019
When IPOB came out to protest the chance to live on their own and leave this jungle, people called them names. Now this is a son of the Yorubas being mutilated for asking for justice for the people and no one is shaking body because of fear. Better die standing than alive sitting in shame.

Ibos and Yorubas need to join hands together and leave this Northerners to their government. This nonsense cannot continue and we keep on hiding in the shadows and when someone stands to fight for us we keep mute.

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by MisterKings(m): 9:27am On Dec 11, 2019
Minjim:


DLS

Which one is DLS
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by MisterKings(m): 7:46pm On Dec 10, 2019
Minjim:
What did we do to these SAs?
Same way you'll meet them during online game, once they see you're Nigerian, they become desperate to win, tackling dangerously and playing dirty.
I'm always like...
"Xenophobic dude, this's just a game. We don't get paid. Chill brother"

Which of the online games
Politics / Re: Sowore: APC Attacks Atiku, PDP For Condemning Buhari, DSS by MisterKings(m): 8:45am On Dec 09, 2019
Both APC and PDP. All of you are mad
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Reacts To Sowore’s Rearrest By DSS by MisterKings(m): 12:00pm On Dec 07, 2019
For them to act the way they did can only be order from above. Who knows what they were told.
Get sowore back in custody... Dead or alive or you lose your job
Politics / Re: How Sowore Was Manhandled And Re-Arrested By The DSS (Video) by MisterKings(m): 4:34pm On Dec 06, 2019
2Odds101:
my gee stop wishing grin grin grin grin grin
You campaigned for buhari 2015..then I used to wonder why people would be on their right mind and see buhari as a messiah...

I am still wondering the same thing till now, I feel Nigeria needs a saviour but the way it is, they will rather kill the saviour and keep suffering under bad government even if the saviour is Jesus

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop Your Favourite Horror/Paranormal Movie Titles Here by MisterKings(m): 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2019
WorWorBoy:
The Ring is not scary. undecided

How?

You take selfie your face bend
You receive call... 7days
On the 7th day a girl with hair over her face comes to visit from inside well and come out from television to suck out all your nutrients.

Please watch it at night part 1 and 2. You go shout blood of Jesus at every little sound you hear and you go fear your television screen.
TV/Movies / Re: Drop Your Favourite Horror/Paranormal Movie Titles Here by MisterKings(m): 10:35pm On Dec 05, 2019
You guys have not watched horror movies o. See as una dry repeat movies. Make I give you una horror movies.
My top 5 so far.

The ring (be like mama pikin but she dey comot from television)

Mama (really cool hair covering face monster)

Hereditary ( the floating headless body was the best part)

Babadook (I don't like the idea of turning it in to a pet in the end)

Drag me to hell ( I love the ending)

Bonus... Scary Stories to tell in the dark

All those calling Chucky no get mind. Doll baby wey no dey disappear. Wey u fit destroy once. They dey go dey take am play

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Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by MisterKings(m): 3:12am On Dec 04, 2019
Hizzy:

But are you the person I quote

Yes you did. That is why I responded
Celebrities / Re: Khloe Becomes Lishashair Ambassador, Goes Braless To Announce It by MisterKings(m): 4:25pm On Dec 03, 2019
She resemble Bonga fish

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Family / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Pregnant Fiancée by MisterKings(m): 1:42pm On Dec 03, 2019
How you give woman belle without the marriage rites come dey post am join. I no understand make we clap for you? And Lala how is this worthy of front page biko.

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Celebrities / Re: Top 12 Sexiest Nollywood Actors 2019 by MisterKings(m): 12:53pm On Dec 03, 2019
and I ran into the post looking for the sexy female actors. grin grin grin

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Education / Would You Spend This Much For Your Child's Education? by MisterKings(m): 12:50pm On Dec 03, 2019
So I was going through instagram to find something amusing and came across this post by someone. (See image below)

My parents did not have the money to put me in a big school, they did their best and left the rest to me to find my square root.

I feel my kids deserve way better, I am sure you do also. But spending so much on education that can even be acquired from home (thanks to the internet) seems a bit absurd.

Some people are of the opinion that it is not about the quality of education but the connect since Naija don baje and it is only connect that gets you to the top.

So would you be willing to pay such an amount for quality education connection for your child?
Also is it true that it still does not guarantee jobs?
Is it true that there are some graduates of these expensive universities that are still jobless?

Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by MisterKings(m): 12:41pm On Dec 03, 2019
Hizzy:

Mm
Can you help me get a Record Deal plz

No sorry, I cant
Romance / Re: Lady In Wheelchair Weds In Abuja. Her Bridal Train Also In Wheelchairs (Photos) by MisterKings(m): 7:23pm On Dec 02, 2019
ProfessorBerlin:
Read ur Bible well.









Delilah was Disabled yet Very Deadly and Dangerous.











who don fvck cripple before, Dem sweet die

How how how did u read that Delilah was disabled bros
Romance / Re: Lady In Wheelchair Weds In Abuja. Her Bridal Train Also In Wheelchairs (Photos) by MisterKings(m): 7:22pm On Dec 02, 2019
Are they all handicapped or they did it to make her feel special. If they did the latter then that is so thoughtful of them.
Everyone deserves to be happy
Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by MisterKings(m): 7:17pm On Dec 02, 2019
daxon001:


Hello. Can we connect? I'm into video production too. Work for X2D tv. Can I have your number? I'm just looking for more work opportunities to earn.

No problem. WhatsApp me anytime. I work in Wale Adenuga Productions
Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by MisterKings(m): 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2019
Dreyl:
Girls like her are rude with no manners, i know them.

True
Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by MisterKings(m): 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2019
I met her once personally at a TV show where I was the one in charge of the video production and she was a guest. I took her number so I can connect her to another job that I felt she might like....bottom line she has no manners. I just disposed her number.

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Fashion / Re: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by MisterKings(m): 4:19am On Dec 02, 2019
For most ladies

It's difficult to drive in high heels
It's difficult to run in high heels
It's difficult to walk in high heels.

Please these high heels should be ostracized and the makers should stop producing.

You ladies barely use them. You are always carrying big bags with spare flats. So what is the essence of buying them in the first place.

I once heard it bring out the shape in you. That I doubt. Because if you are flat front and back no amount of high heel will automatically add meat anywhere or even create that illusion that you now have some shape.

So ladies no need to follow the trend, work with what works best for you.

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Travel / Re: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by MisterKings(m): 5:25pm On Nov 30, 2019
Last last, It will surprise you that Aqua man exists

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Travel / Re: Abuja Vs Lagos Which Is A Better Place To Live In by MisterKings(m): 5:10pm On Nov 30, 2019
katagumBauchi:
It depends on the kind of business.... But Abuja is a good location for business ... And accommodation is more cheaper compared to Lagos

My business (check my signature)
Accommodation is pricey. That is what I heard o
Travel / Re: Abuja Vs Lagos Which Is A Better Place To Live In by MisterKings(m): 4:55pm On Nov 30, 2019
katagumBauchi:
Abuja is 10x better than Lagos...... And more cheaper to live in forget all those labeling Abuja as an expensive city... Lagos is more expensive.... I have lived in Abuja for over 20yrs and have stayed in Lagos partially for some time. Lagos is a time bomb waiting to explode so dirty a city. If quality of life matters to you rellocate ASAP.


dawnomike:
If You can afford the cost of good accommodation in Abuja... Then, comparing Abuja with Lagos is like comparing Sleep and death!!!
My brother find your way to Abuja biko

But is it good for business?
Travel / Abuja Vs Lagos Which Is A Better Place To Live In by MisterKings(m): 4:01pm On Nov 30, 2019
I was born in Lagos. I have a job and run my business in Lagos. Lagos seems to be the end all be all for business especially ones related to the entertainment industry. That is my niche.

But now a friend told me that Lagos is overhyped and that other places especially Abuja is way better place to live in. He made me see things in a different light.

Now Nairalanders what is your take on this. Is Abuja truly better? Can I hustle my business (check my signature) over there?
Or is Lagos still a better place if we overlook the traffic and stress we go through everyday to make ends meet.

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