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Nawa oooooooooooooo!!!!
Una try ,lol

Emiriono&d whole house,hw can we keep ds thread moving/going for d nxt SSC/DSSC 2013 intake because I dnt want to miss d wonderf ppu ,despite some of us av d believe dat we wud make it com nx year by d special grace of God.
I can't afford to miss ds nx intake n wonderful ppu.thanks and God keep us alive til den.1love!!!!!

ubanuel: people are entailed to their own opinion, am a cso in a bank and to be honest, because they said that customer is a king has make naija bank customer to be misbehaving, having known by writing a petition against a staff might end the person's career if not properly investigated now gave power to some unscrupulous customers which on normal circumstances should not be allowed to opened an account in a bank to be making notice in the banking hall.
I want to state categorically that banking is a conservative business. Due to the cry for customer service and like has cost most of banker their job. Due to the fact they now do a lot of over sight in order to make a Custer happy to their own detriment.
finally, I want correct those that insult banker to cease because the some customers come to bank with frustration and nothing u do as a cso will ever satisfy them. REMEMBER WE ARE INSATIABLE.

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WINFORTH: Did you say you are a CSO in one of the banks? Pls check your English ....what your wrote above go scatter here o....i beg modify pls

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In as much as I don't support kidnapping bt Wat do u xpect?Wen dey refuse to provide job 4 d common man,dey also failed in dier promises which brought dem to power.it is jus a share of national cake.ds man is a stingy n greedy man for all I knw,he will prefer to use juju.let wait n see.

All of d above
Gone ar d days bankers /customer care are courteous exept u av a fat bank acct wot dem n dey knw u.
Sometimes ago in Zenith Bank,a customer wit was behind me on d que ,he told d lady banker to huury up dat d que is too long,only 4 d banker to shout on d customer not knowing d said customer had a fat bank acct.
D customer in annoyance vowed to withdraw all his millions wit immediate effect.come see d way dey were begging ds guy,he said nva,d manager said if ds guy shud with draw all hs money,d banker will b sacked ,she was on her kneel for 2hrs beeging d guy.I nva knw fine gal can cry n beg lik dat.lol
It wasn't funny dat day,I had to join to beg d guy,d banker was crying and begging .it took hrs b4 d guy av mercy on d banker.

aguiyi:

boko cheif for rivers

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Too funnny

bigmaut: This is what lack of focus & national planning 4 d teeming youths been born every hours is causing, now another mischievous bourgeoisie will come & say he want to employed graduates to help him sell sachet akara on d streets of a fail country like nigeria and they will tell yu only 1st class & 2.1 need 2 apply master degree is an advantage

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[b][/b]Muhammed n frends! Dose of u lucky to b SHORTLISTED are not even updating us.
Wetin happppppppppnn,hw is lyf in markudi n kaduna.make una tell us ,cos I knw u guys are still following ds thread abi una don 4get ds thread ni?
Well,hoping u guys ar in gud condition,takiaaaaaa

chukwuinya: u mean graduates who studied driving in higher institutions quo? Sighs

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Nna,U ar 2 funny

If she pregnat d whole world go knw,yyyy?Hw does ds cock n bull news makes d frontpage.
Is she d 1st woman to lost pregnacy.mtchewwwwww
Talk beta tin,

Mfap25: But wht abt fee i mean scool-fees for computer scss).

What ar u talking abt? No 1 seems to understand ur question.

But wait ooo! Y dis gal no de fix all dose brazillian and indian hair n all dos stle.y is she a regula customer@d barber's shop.anyway,I no go allow my babe barb lowcut.

SlyIg: Nne, na you? you don come reach Nairaland? Abeg park well o make bad mouth nairalanders no jam you abeg o.

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Too funny,

While some ppu will condem it to highest heaven,few will commend u,It is a gud intiative in as much as u provide betta package for dem.
Dey will be willing to apply cos dey call demselves Executive Drivers.anyway,u will reduce d unemployment in nja.

Pls,does any1 in d house av an idea abt d NDA form and wen is it likely to close also d bank selling d form.I need d form4 my younger 1.

Pls oooo! Hw dd dey mak money frm blog(s) and who pays dem?

Speechless!!!!
Ds is a man of God,I don't want write or talk anyhw.
Only baba God can judge.

Ehehehehehehehehehehe!
I seeeeeeeeeeeeee!
No wonder big,small and old are paying as high as 300k to join NSCDC!
Hw much is dier salary sef?
Bwf,wen NSCDC begin to de pursue bunkeres and dsetroy illegal refineries.NSCDC is going higher and over taking Nigeria police.

What a patheic story?I feel ur pains.
But I av a question I want to ask all ex bankers who ar either sacked or av resigned.
Why is dat afta loosing Banking jobs,is dat u don't av any Savings to do little bzness or what? No offence.but rather looking for white collar jobs which are not available.
Why is day all ex bankers refuse to stoop low in order to do little bzness.I jus want to learn.no offence or insult.

Johnnyemy: I have somebody with ssce working as a driver in dangote,,,the guy said his basic salary is 120k.

Ds is d lie of d century.
N E V E R! N E V E R!
Execpt u want to add sugar n honey for prospective applicants.

Achebe is a frustrated man.

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Apart frm his novel "things fall apart" what has Chinua Achebe done or achieved for d ibo race.mtchewwww

What has Achebe achieved or done, for d ibo race apart from "things fall apart" mtchewwwwww

D head of d community is b blame for ds jungle justice,sometimes ago,wen I was stil in sku.sometin of ds nature happn in my sku community.
Dey wanted to burn d students. For little offence,I single handedly moblise my colleagues dat we shud resist ds maltreatment. I was assume to b dier enemy because I antogonise dem.I was made a hero among d students bt we later settle d rift by d head of d community.
Later,dere was a gud rappor btwn d students n community.d students in dat coomunity shud av protected and preveted ds jungle justice.

Na nja we de, dey will bury d mata,ds is d 1st time ,

Pls who is niki minaj and what does he/she do.

200 wetin? I blv ds is tax payers money,.wetin she de sing,way our female NL anders memba no fit sing even dance naked sef on stage
Ds is a collosal waste .

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I blv u ar dat same "calabaman" on ARMY thread ,can u send a mail to my add vote4abiola@yahoo.com.I will call u to dscus ARMY nx level.

tm2tm: I had a job opportunity that I lost, after building a cold room of 30 tonnes in a market area, for my dad who is 73 years of age and I am the first son. I was to be the manager on an initial salary of 10,000 naira. But things fell apart when my father started disregarding me through insults and other means so I got frustrated and left the whole thing. Now I am back to the labour market I am 37 and no job with a lady of 34 with me stiLl looking for a job too. I am a sham to return to my dad. I am confused...

My bro, I feel ur pains @dat ur age,
It a challenge in life,if d vacancy is stil available,it not easy going back to ur dad considering d condition,bt if u can stil cover d shame, go bak to hm ,u will av story to tell ur children.

andre99: From what I do know very well, the top 5 gotta be;

PTDF (Petroleum Technology Development Fund) - I still don't know what they do here but the pay is mad, if u work there and u decide to further ur education you take a leave, they will pay for your masters programm


NOSDRA (National Oil spill Detection and response Agency) - This is another good place, most people that work here I doubt it if they have ever been on a field before, na to just come office talk talk talk

AGIS (Abuja Geographical Information System) - Na them they in charge of all Lands wey dey FCT, if u be coper sef and u dey work here, u fit buy car after 6months, no way u go dey here wey u no go get land to urself, the runs and pay here is crazy.

The MINT (Nigeria Security Printing and Minting) - For here, when u start working here, u go fresh pass MINT money, the workers here no too much and I don't know why GOVT have left it like that, only few people work here.

NCC (Nigeria Communication Commission)
- they are the ones wey MTN,Glo and so on they always bribe wey everything still cost, na so so seminar, if na international seminar, there is what they call estacode, u are paid in dollars for the trip, and their salary sef crazy.

U knw wa
Let me stop here they still plenty for abuja, but anything wey fit make you dey work for these places above, you are a made man for life, Job security is 100% and tell me what they do 'NOTHING' God dey o.

U are absolute correct
U knw what u are talking abt
U are 100% on point
Bt to get dere ,na strong connection,no b small tin ooooo.