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This MADE OF BLACK thingy remindss me of Kendrick Lemar's The Blacker The Berry!
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JimiCoker:
My brother will you die if you don't chase anything in skirt for one week?? Haba, some guys act like they'll have a nervous breakdown if they don't get pu'ssy for 5 minutes. If you see a girl you like, draw close to her, find out what she likes, make her laugh. Which one is all this gibberish about you must pursue women by fire by force
Its dudes like you that make girls think we're all sex starved lechers

I'm glad we are of like minds! Some guys can be very annoying in boy-girl affairs thereby painting the generality of boys as idiots, stupid beings, fools and sex-starved to girls!

StephanieEzeh:
First, thanks for the commendation. The grammar or English aspect of my post has to do with guys who are poor grammatically but still go ahead to "form" English professors , but seriously I'm sure u don't expect me to listen to a guy speaking in a language I can't even comprehend

A good command of English language gets not just girls but guys like me turned on instantly!
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And a rare sweetly sounding voicial pronounciation of words [the Genevieve Nnaji's type] to go with it [or even ordinarily] does fascinate me greatly! I myself possess it [according to people] and I use it in wooing and it works like magic! I am not talking about the American or British accent form of speaking!

Vector is ill . . . I knew that a long time ago!
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Some of his sublime lines are outstanding! A wordsmith per excellence!
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In Rap Attack with Sarkodie, Vector was like ". . . I dey kam kpe kpe ti kpe, kpe kpe ti kpe."
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And my very favourite "Get Down" with 2Face replete with puns, punchlines etc! I so love the following in that particular song: 2Face went on singing at the end of the song even when the instrumental was stopped by the producer, only for 2Face to suddenly discover and angrily shout "we dey . . . wetin dey worry you?" @ the producer apparently!

Patrick always reminds me of the character Jude in my favourite BBC radio drama STORY STORY

vheMa:
Am listening to post to be right now. can it also be banned on my phone?





Moreover,there's ntin wrong with "post to be's" VID and AUD.


Well,am still eating "The b00ty like groceries"

Are you eating your own b00ty like groceries? When Jhene Aiko said it in the song, it was directed at a boy, like ". . . but he gotta' eat the b00ty like groceries."
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Chris nailed it when he said "she's about to ride with me, and I do don't even know her name, but I know that she's your girl, don't be mad about it, THESE CHICKS BE (ARE) FOR EVERYBODY."
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I love the way Jhene Aiko says "I make 'em do it" fading out at outro.
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On the whole, I love that song to pieces! Thanks to Omarion for the masterpiece "Post To Be."

The rate of deaths so far this year across my beloved Naija over these last few months gets me wondering if blood-sucking agents of darkness are on rampage or something! #DAMN

The Dude Ain't Slowing Down For Anything!

Its bearing on corruption? When asked by my lecturer recently why he couldn't get good groundnuts without the bad ones forming a vast percentage! I told him that on this side of the map, the next man exhibits corrupt tendencies as engendered by corruption!

No gender discrimination intended, that position is a very sensitive one to be manned (or womanned) by a female even though temporary considering forthcoming elections in some states including my state!

Time for premier league action to kick start already! Awon boys already getting bored!

Airforce1:
chei I'm in love

So this is the world famous (no, I meant Nairaland famous) Airforce1?

IBROHIM:
guy you too much! Pls send ur acct number sharp sharp! Some guys are born stupid!! Just because of nyash!

This particular subject of discourse dey always vex me well well!
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I am almost terminating my friendship with someone over it!
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I hold great admiration & respect for any hustling dude (okada, brick-layer, etc) chasing the paper relentlessly and treating the issue of girl either as secondary or with less seriousness

Guys can be extremely annoying, becoming fools in matters relating to girls and portraying the generality of dudes as fools. However, there are exceptions!
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Me for instance! On a very good day, I no send any girl whether you fine like goddess or make sense die! If you and I work out, fine! If not, UNTO THE NEXT ONE! And the thing is: as you move on, there are even other preetier and better girls than that girl.
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More so, what you as a dude is killing yourself over is (if it works out), a continuation from where someone else has stopped . . .
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And you put your whole being into the package only to become like a bereaved person if something eventually goes wrong like a heartbreak, cheating, etc!
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MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't be too involved if the other party has not guaranteed same!

Tolzeal:
Yes for th main time

Please, for how long will it last?

FREE BROWSING: The default Opera Mini of my small NokiaC2 phone browses free! I did not activate any free browsing cheat on my sim! Is this normal?

sexymonkey:
Dangana Barracks

The school authority has condemned several attempts by the boys to name the place so!
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You must be or have once been a student of KSU . . .

chronique:
I'm sorry if my post has offended you or any other muslim but this has everything to do with islam as a religion,as being practised by these folks. I need not remind you how this started,and how they have always hinged their actions on a portion of the quran. World over as at today,all terrorist activities are being carried out by groups of islamic fundamentalists. Islam is a religion of peace as I have heard but where is the peace? Everyday we wake up to the news of boko killings,and retire to bed with same news;isn't this pathetic? I know there are good muslims outhere,but these ones(boko haram) haven't helped us in having a positive image of islam.

I am angry with you for analyzing to him!
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Yes, there are distortions in every religion (Christianity inclusive) if that is what they want to attribute it to! But a distortion that goes as far as justifying murder? Haba! We are all human-beings na!

I no even know wetin to talk sef . . . erm, so, after all physical government efforts, BH is still formidable and even if the spiritual and perhaps diabolical way is utilized by either employing the services of the most evil of witches & wizards in alliance against these beasts, or a national cry to God in intensive prayers, this Boko Haram still cannot be grinded to a halt? Or what sef?
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I am tired of these things!

OP, you never sabi anything! Those are the rugged boys of Dangana Hostel, a crazy hostel where anything can happen anytime and anyhow, a place where you as a jew guy will get jonzed swiftly and if you slack a little bit, you will be left far behind!

Bringing a gang of friends on a date na pure wickedness

nametalkam:
Started in UK, then into Yankee and everywhere else... http://pussynaturalenergy.com/

http://p*ssynaturalenergy.com/ sold everywhere, amazon, etc.

Ok! I actually thought it was manufactured in Nigeria! I was startled at the choice of brand name when I saw their van parked somewhere in my neighbourhood here!

I am yet to call the manufacturers of a Nigerian drink branded P.uussy Energy Drink to know if they intentionally named it so! However, I know P.uussy may mean other things but . . .

For me, these released good mainstream hip-hop songs are just there!
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I love Modenine's sublime "Pentium IX Mixtape" to pieces! The best underground Nigerian hip-hop work there is! Lines so creatively crafted - trust that dude all day everyday on that one!
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I can sing virtually every track on that mixtape and/or listen to my favourite track "Mixtape Material" off the mixtape for a million times!

None of those things means sh!t to a n!gga like me so paper-chasing-minded! ---- It is guys who get influenced by them that I get pissed off with!

ronald4lif:
Those lines killed it.

as in ehn . . .

This formidable and addictive site embodies a near totality of the opinions of a vast majority of Nigerians on varying issues!

muahmed:
Nyc

. . .for your Islamic mind now, you don see wetin to hold on to against these Christians, abi?

Deny him in what context I must ask! Is it that she would be getting it elsewhere since she will be in need of it too? Or denying him ordinarily?

VictoriaBee:
I am sure a man wrote this but if that's a woman, could you please tell her things are fast evolving and no lady would be a doormat these days except dumb and leech ones that know not their right and wrong.

You are the westernized lady whom 'histemple' is talking about in her post!

Sublime and enlightening topics and write-ups like this is the reason why this Nairaland forum fascinates me!

Only the science and Maths students will appreciate this! --- Na only the simple calculations 4 dere naim I sabi --- In number 9 usage all through lies the creativity