₦airaland Forum

VenusBetty:
Good morning
Response: E-ehn

Lolz! I know this one very well! Very very funny I tell you!
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And it feels like the impression that the person is passing across is "I no really send you."

Truckpusher:
Op, pink lips with that your eczema and pimples laden face is a no no for girls here in France.

Lolz! Bros, why? Haba! Lolz @ "pimples-laden-face" You emphasized that insult too powerfully! OMG!

OP, girls love it! It gets them fantasizing french kiss with the pink lips! I have pink lips too (although it is artificial) added to my basic fine boy swag! E fit me like OMG!
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My male Diploma coursemates attempting to copy me end up looking ugly with it! My own countenance blends with it like a perfect work of art!
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Now, I am running the degree program, seeing new many more faces! And the admiration gets even wider! I catch people (boys & girls alike) wishfully putting their lower lip in their mouth on sighting me and/or when in a conversation!
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I've practically become a cynosure! Girls crawling everywhere, guys holding great admiration! However, my coursemate crush with the "Nadia Buhari preetiness" is the only one after my heart (the girl too fine abeg)! OMG!

Femi2Ranking:
Things that make news this days, I bought mine yesterday and nobody said anything

Where is it?

Hmmmm! The aftermath is the only thing my concern is fixed to! E no go funny at all fa, I mean the aftermath!

I am still a virgin and on two occassions, I've been in the closet with girls and unable to do anything! The aftermath, very vexing I swear!
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Very recently, my female friend who claims virgin too refused after much pressure!
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The earlier one who happens to be my babe, asked me to play with her breasts only!
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Now, you guys saying sex is overated and wish your virginity back got me reconsidering keeping my virginity! I have this strong feeling that it is not worth it afterall! Rather, doors to STDs get opened for you!

killjoy:
ur signature is scary

Lolz! That is the intention! But na play O! Actually, those words are just a mere threat!
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Some nairalanders can uneccesarily quote someone to tell the person rubbish! I put it there for them!
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And I find your own username "killjoy" very awkward and bizarre! Why would you kill joy either in the form of a person or feeling?

killjoy:
ur signature is scary

Lolz! That is the intention! But na play O! Actually, those words are just a mere threat!
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Some nairalanders can uneccesarily quote someone to tell the person rubbish! I put it there for them!

killjoy:
Bt married pipz still waka waka n sum single guys, lyk me, r well settled down can one call me settled down den?

That was why I put in the word "assumed" in my post! The situation varies from one individual to another!
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However, ideally, the jumping from bed to bed should stop!

After so much "Waka Waka" in the context I already expect you to understand! That is, the assumed stop to jumping from one bed and/or d.ick and/or womanliness to another!

VickyyB:
I will have my own money and date broke guys.
It means he has to be submissive to me.

See Your Life!

femi4:
What is the meaning of "Nairaland (5)" ?

Yes O! Not just "Nairaland (5)", I've just seen "Nairaland (3)" and "Nairaland (1)"
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Anyone in the house that can explain? However, apologies for derailing!

I have these words for this lady! And they are the highly provoking words of Crixus to Spartacus on Spartacus' yearn to see his sold wife someday, somehow on landing in Batiatus' ludus!
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CRIXUS to SPARTACUS: (Laughing) By now, if not dead, your wife must have been f*cked to madness by a million Roman cocks wherever she is!

The uncertainty clouding the swiftly approaching Nigeria's presidential elections flashes across my mind every now and then!
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Nigerians are divided: the Jonathanians versus the Buharists! One part utterly dissapointed by GEJ's regime, clamours for a change which they believe is in the person of Buhari! The other part screaming GEJ till 2019 and/or GEJ till the end of the world, etc tenaciously hold unto the belief that the nation's terrorism is Buhari vis-a-vis APC-induced!
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I woke up this morning with my day made by a radio-presenter presenting the newspaper headlines when she asserted that we have one of the best president with unique facial expressions for different situations as observed so far from images in newspapers, tv appearances, etc! Lolzz!

IamLEGEND1:
my advice,ditch dem short guys or let them rot in the ever-appealing friend zone.... they aren't anywhere near us in every aspect

Yezzurrr! What it is is what it is my ni.gga! I have this short (but very beautiful) girl as a mere good friend but she wishes that we date each other!
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She set die but height spoilt her package! With my fine boy, me I tall like mad! She is at my waist but I like her so much! Her own liking for me on the other hand supercedes mine! She approached me for the friendship and people call us husband & wife due to her unbridled fondness for me!
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Another male friend of hers and a coursemate of ours imposing himself on her is short! Almost same height! She exhibits her preference for me whenever the guy, I and her are all together! E dey pain the guy die but me I no send!
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Height is the koko! No disrespect to my short fellas in the house!

Hmmmm! I can't see anything fa!
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No cameltoe whatsoever!

When I knew that this man is a simple personality was when MC Galaxy got a whole governor to say "this is Ayo Fayose . . . OKOKOBIOKO" in audio at the tail-end his new song titled "Ketekete"
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How MC Galaxy achieved this is beyond me!

dearestaramide:
And your point is? I guess they are also responsible for the present economy, corruption,executive over riding of judiciary decisions,plans to impeach jonathan,inspector general's sheer odasity and outright disregard for the rule of law, inability of army to curtail bh,the moving of public funds to foreign countries by plane under the excuse of artillery,gej being listed as 6th richest president ,need I continue?

What are you saying for God's sake? You are replying out-of-point to what who you quoted is saying!
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Is it not a live human being who will be alive to know the areas you pointed out? The emphasis is on the sanctity of the human life!

ukandi1:
their mission is to flush Christianity out of Nigeria.. I bet it is a Christian dominated area that d blast occured likewise d casualties.. No one is a monopoly of violence.. D threshold for full blooded crusade by christians is almost reach. Christians would soon fight back, let them keep d push to d threshold.
I hope many know d true meaning and history of d word CRUSADE.

This goes out to every Muslim on this forum! A time is coming when the Christian crusade will be revived again!
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The earlier Muslim clerics take up the task to curb this menace by whatever means, the better! Otherwise, God may just come to meet a human-induced end of the world in which human-beings all killed themselves!

dust144:
Do these frozen fly In to our freezer? Don't they pass through our boards? Don't tell me nonoesense

God bless you there! The airport authorities is where the FG should direct the warning at!

This lady is very foolish! If I lie, make I jump up and no land for ground!

Over here in Spain, Cossy is quite an unfamiliar name! Who is she pls?

Pls who are they? Here in Germany, those names sound unfamiliar!

Thebrightest:
A perfect example of handsome and its opposite.

Bros, why na? Lolz!

Thick one ba?

As for me, I have vowed to become purely & invariably natively dressed when I become married! My wardrobe will be bereft of English wears!
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For now, English wears all the way! It has been confirmed that native attires fit me so much like wow; gives me that splendid corporate appearance but I don't rock them for now!
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The uniformity with native wears is amazing! The uniformity's concept in my English fashion sense is the "to match" strategy as I have a same colour trouser to almost every shirt of mine!
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This fashion of mine gets people showering me praises and most times even copying it (i.e. those I know never dressed in the format before)

As for me, I have vowed to become purely & invariably natively dressed! My wardrobe will be bereft of English wears!
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For now, English wears all the way! It has been confirmed that native attire fits me so much like wow!

akatekpe:
@MNDY..if you want to create a thread for the death of OTIS as u called him,do so and not beating around the bush in another thread..

Shebi you don read am? The deed has been done!

OP, shut your mouth there and get ready to pay any amount the authority agrees on finally! I haven't really heard of a past case of protests making a school authority change her fee-hike decision!
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Here in KSU (Kogi) where I'm schooling, we were ushered into this session with our own hike! No protests whatsoever! However, there were widespread criticisms against this Hassan Isah VC of a "thing" (pissed off)!
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While it was held as mere rumour in some quarters at first, other quarters confirmed it! And so, the mixed feelings until dem carry am come land 4 our head GBAM!
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We (indigenes) expected voices of our illustrious people on the matter, perhaps a stoppage to it! But nothing happened! And I strongly believe that Idachaba (a.k.a Absolute) the newly elected SUG president et al got bribed along the line to just shut up over the matter!
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Wetin I 4 talk if not bribery? The dude appeared performing on assumption of office as he ordered that there be no N10 extra charges on recharge cards and no N10 pure water sale but N5 on campus and Okada fare regulations - nice policies!
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By the way, news of the KSU lecturer kidnapped & murdered Fri./Sat. is spreading wide everywhere! Why is it not on frontpage yet? OTIS as he is fondly referred to, was a lecturer in Agric. Faculty and former FUTMINNA lecturer!
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Very well noted for chasing anything in skirt! Even an old student in his former FUTMINNA days knew this and put it on LIB where news of his murder is currently!
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Here in KSU, while alive, he is said to be licking his lips while looking at the bum-bum of girls and/or grabbing his crotch when he gets an erection! That is how serious it is!
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Ironically, before his death, he was appointed as one of the school's task force agents to check indecent dressing among females especially! Came to my faculty in the recent past making arrests and I was just laughing!
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My heart goes out to his heavily pregnant young lecturer wife who I also hear is one wh'ore and b*tch of a lady too! Hmmmmm!
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Before OTIS' kidnap on Friday, I heard he had a quarrel with a lady at an ATM point in school whom he asked to leave the ATM for him to use for it was the ATM meant for lecturers (lie)! The lady was said to be arrested by the school's security unit when she threatened to deal with him!
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I knew him as a recent former Diploma Programme's director of the school while I underwent my diploma programme! RIP OTIS!
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More so, his killers who dumped his corpse in another town far away from Anyigba the University town, were said to have been provoked to kill him when they faced a gun battle at a check-point with mopols while coming which cost them a member!

Cheap lies! Forget dat thing! Garri is the truth! That moment when acute hunger don grab you 4 throat, na garri soaking sure pass mehn!
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GARRI - Saving Nigerians Since 1075
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Ain't no hunger remedy when the desired meal is not forthcoming yet! I even know persons (students especially) who would opt for soaked garri when things are in place for a meal!
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For me, I love my soaked garri overpowered by sugar and milk, groundnut, biscuit, etc! The "sugar overpower" is very crucial for me! Gets me munching it with that great delight!
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OP, even in blindness (caused by it), I still will soak!

Classicalmusic:
TD is tattooed, so it doesn't really matter.

What do you mean pls?

[quote author=Revolva post=11472657]THE IGALA-NATION AS A PROMINENT PRE-COLONIAL NIGERIAN ENTITY.
READ THIS ARTICLE AND TELL US YOUR OPINION
History has it that the igala-kingdom is one of the nine well entrenched kingdoms that existed in pre-colonial Nigeria,with its historical and well celebrated seat of power at idah where tha Atta,Agabaidu cuts the short.History equally has it that the Igala kingdom span from the present day Koton-karfe to Onyedega in Ibaji and its sorroundings which include part of present Anambra north in Anambra state,it also extend to the present day onyagede and north-western part of Idoma land and the entirety of present day Igala-land.
Prior to the advent of colonialism and British particularly in Nigeria,the then existing Nation-states were the Sokoto caliphate,The Karnem -Bornu empire,The greatest Kwararafa Empire,The undefeatable Igala-kingdom,The Nupe Empire,The Oyo Empire,The Benin Kingdom,The oil rich People of present day south-southern Nigeria and The republican Igbo people.in pre-colonial African societies,just like medieval Europe,wars of conquest and liberation were recurring decimal with Nations trying to lord it over each other,the igala-nation was not immuned to this, rather she was engaged with her neighbours at one time or the other,oral history in Igala land has it that the great hausa-nation expandist queen Amina died on the shores of Koton-karfe on the account of Atta’s soldier in an attempt to stop she and her army from entering and infiltrating the Igala kingdom.history also has it that the igala-nation defeated the Benin-kingdom in a fierce battle in the 1660’s where the statue (eju-abeju-ailo)) which is been worn by successive Atta was confiscated as a mark of humiliation of the famous Benin-kingdom.The igala-nation stood tallest amidst the commitee of pre-colonial Nigerian Nations after her historical defeat of the Aku-uka’s army.which mark her absolute independence as a sovereign Nation,she was revered to high heavens till the advent of colonialism .
At colonialism,after her conquest by the British regiment between 1880- 1901,which was achieved after fierce resistant and battle by the then Atta,the Igala-nation became part of what was to be later known as protectorate of Northern Nigeria as a native authority( Igala Native Authority),this singular event mark the begining of a cycle of endless decline in value and prosperity to the Igala-nation and people.it is regretable to note that as a uniting nation-state within the protectorate of Northern Nigeria,the prosperity and development was remarkable and intimidating,she was the richest in cultural heritage and identity,the second richest native authority within the protectorate owing to the booming oil palm trade ( oil was and is still produced in commercial quantity in Igala-land),with the Kano native authority as the richest as a result of the trans-sahara trade.Above all,the Atta ,his kingdom and subject were held in awe and reverence by all the neighbouring entities.
This state of affairs persisted untill the partition of the native authorities into provinces and the subsequent recognition of emerging nation states within the northern protectorate( the Tiv nation having gained her independence from the kwararafa empire was the first to be accorded recognition and empowered by the Huasa-fulani backed colonial masters to weaken the kwararafa empire),at this point of province delineation,the first crack in the unison,might,sense of identity and unity ofpurpoe of the igala-nation and people appeared.in emerging thirteen provinces,a nation with the foregoing status whose existence as a sovereign entity was recognised generally in Africa was considered not consequential enough to be a province,rather a vast percentage of her landmass and people was merged with the relatively unknown okun-yoruba and Ebira to make up the Kabba province with its centre of administration at Kabba while the remaider were cut up in the Oji-river province of present day Anambra State and Benue province of present day Benue state.This act orchestrated by the Hausa –Fulani oligarchy and perfected by the British was meant to checkmate the ever surging influence of the igala-nation and her Kwararafa sister state who suffered similar treatment.

What's up Revolva? Holla back at me at "themondthe@gmail.com" when you see this!
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Oma Igala u che! Abu ewn de? Awa awa dei!