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lagmostkuit:
No striking resemblance like dat of 2baba and Joel...

Babe, dat resemblance make my fear for God increase well well. Dem be like twins.
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It is the peak of resemblance of two persons who are not related!

And the military headquarters' relocation to Maiduguri has not been yielding anything to grind these guys to a halt?

CR77:
2. Asking for sex too early
But Girl also ask for recharge card and money to make there hair too early
Life is give and take.

Why you get sense like dis?

The world is gone indeed! We are swiftly approaching an era when the real nudity will be only when a girl opens up her legs to explicitly display the 'V' region. Every other thing will not be regarded as nudity.

I, as a matter of fact, don't fancy expensive, stylish, excellently-performing BUT quick battery-consuming phones subjecting one to the slavery of charging!
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Don't you guys get it? The state of mind of those people as engendered by the poverty is "anything wey wan happen make e happen."
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- mon.THE

I lost interest in a girl after rejecting my first and only sexual advance!
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Subsequently, through evident signals, the same girl is now wanting to get laid by me after I put up the "there are many fishes in the river" attitude in the wake of her earlier rejection (a thing that I always advise guys to do). Although, she is just a platonic friend!
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- mon.THE

Arami92:
So.. This is a topic my friend and I were discussing and I want to hear your thoughts and opinions.


Most women are taught never to be ashewo! That as a woman you must always be elusive and never be too easy for a man or he won't respect you.

So when a man clearly wants to have sex with you, you should hold off..

BUT wait, When a man is attracted to a woman he will ALWAYS want to have sex with her!...it's only natural, if he isn't trying to sex you that is a problem!

So what's the fine line between making sure he respects you and keeping it classy vs exasperating him by denying ALL his sexual advances.

Men have fragile egos, and they will only try so often until they feel rejected..

Also, some men will have sex with you in a week and respect you, some after waiting a year and still throw you away like trash..

So in summary, what is the fine line between allowing a man to fulfill his innate sexual appetite for a woman he desires vs keeping your class and ensuring he respects your body and boundaries. I notice some girls are TOO EASY, and get used, while some girls are TOO DIFFICULT, and men eventually lose interest, so where is the balance?!

Thanks guys! ❤️

Guy, I owe you ten wraps of weed!

fF01:
petrol ofcuz. i never see light since 2pm today!

And you like the price at which you are buying the petrol?

Koroaso:
*******ELECTRIC AND PETROL WHICH IS EASIER TO GET IN NIGERIA??**********


********MURRAY BRUCE NEEDS A REALITY CHECK STAT**********

#Word

Whatever happened to the term "process." People want things achieved with the speed of lightning. The government is scanning the ministries so as to put things right before ministerial appointments!
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And who says PMB is not working? The committee of four governors recently set up is critically clampingdown on NNPC vis-a-vis the Excess Crude Account's missapropriation culprits! Do not forget that the military headquarters was moved to Maiduguri to grind the terrorists to a halt too.
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Which silence on issues are people talking about when I clearly heard PMB in a news broadcast recently telling Nigerians a newly devised mechanism for revenue sharing with excess crude funds payment and strong-worded condemnations of BH's recent attacks.

Whatever happened to the term "process." People want things achieved with the speed of lightning. The government is scanning the ministries so as to put things right before ministerial appointments! And who says PMB is not working? The committee of four governors recently set up is critically clampingdown on NNPC vis-a-vis the Excess Crude Account's missapropriation culprits! Do not forget that the military headquarters was moved to Maiduguri to grind the terrorists to a halt

IlekeHD:
My VP, and president someday.

Some people won't like this.

Your pun and its intended meaning will not come to pass!
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Baba (even though frail) will live long to revive this country with strategies and schemes that he has set in motion and yet to be disclosed ones!
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I can not vouch for Osibanjo!

writetopoker:
I know for sure one of dem is a prostitute, but am confused if if is Femi Olukayode or the other fair slut. both are public servants in different ways

I was going to tell you how I owe you 10 wraps of weed if not that you turned out to be a lady!

Sinnzu:
8 Years on nairaland and today i made it!



i would like to thank my Dad for not wearing a condom and my Mom for popping that punnani for him, love you both. Many thanks to Oga seun for this forum and to my love Farano for still playing hard to get. I also want to thank my client for delivering more suya to me in the office, and to the management and staff of LaCasera; thank you for inventing that drink.


Special Thanks to Emirates Airlines for the last min flight ticket


More thanks for all my Fvckbuddies all over Nigeria and the UAE, daddy's always in the mood for ya'll


Much love goes to my homies and honies in the romance section. Love ya'll


And to those wishing to be in my position; i say, dont give up! Keep trying and you will surely get there someday.


And to Femi and his boo, Fvck you both


i love you all. Thank you and God bless you for supporting me.








- Sinn.zou

Who is this guy? #Damn #Lolz

The names of those convicts are Islamic names! What could they have said or done against their own religion (Islam) making it a blasphemy, or did they blaspheme against Christianity

U.S.A The Modern Day Sodom & Gomorrah

In Iyanya's voice in 'Gift', ". . .there is no telling that she wants the cucumber."

Rexnegro:
Even if she no get boyfriend sef , she can just flirt with a guy she likes and indirectly satisfy her urge unknown to d guy. Tho d guy might be like oh no that babe is cheap but not knowing he was d one that's cheap n used.

And your analysis clears my confusion on what Charlie meant about girls taking advantage of boys too when Charlie said so in opposition to Victor's daughter's remarks about a guy at a party whom she says was planning to take advantage of a girl by getting her drunk before sleeping with her in Bollywood's "Players"

Keshi
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Call Aunty SIDI, tell her to come and SEE THIS, dollars l'awa nno oshere, ati nno CEDES...
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The dude earned my respect with the creatively knitted rhymes above in the hooks of one of my top favourites of songs #Gbese

For all you siding Davido on this issue, conceiving the hard druugss concept in the first place was totally wrong for the video (whether truly the substance or not)
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And what's up with the recurring "I remember when I was broke or had no money in my bank account" line of his in his songs? When was the Omo Baba Olowo broke for him to be emphasizing in songs like "Back When" ft. Naeto C and the first few lines in the hooks of this "Fans Mi" with Meek Mills.
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Broke before his music success I doubt, for he must have been flexing his father's wealth as at then!
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The real broke street and "later made" or upcoming artists hate him for those kind of remarks in his lyrics! Apparently, Davido was never broke before his music breakthrough because his father is a well-known wealthy man!

Flavour has a unique, rare and outstanding physique! I love his physique to pieces! #NoHomo
- mon.THE

I am nursing prospect of residing in this hyped Bonny Island of a place! I hope there are no much hassles in that regard!

On this side of the map, barracks are built and left unattended to by goverment/authorities concerned!

I am lost! Is there any special reason for that? Or it was a show of how formidable they are!

Instead of her face, staring at a girl's boobs while in a conversation

The expenditure matters less! I like me a movie with brilliant content! Is there any in the list? I've seen low budget movies that got me spell-bound!

SmooshCHN:
Shout out to all the Nairalanders who take their body seriously. Who work hard and out to get those Gains. Who have Biceps, Triceps, Abs, Quadriceps, Terres minor and Major screaming, Those backs biting out hard and never skip Leg Day. It pays to be fit and healthy. Work-out and don't just be a Lazy Püssy.

And this brings me to this question of the criteria of a tall, dark, SLIM, handsome, God-fearing man that ladies demand! Is gyming meant for short (or brief) dudes only! And yes, I had to ship in the "brief" term because I just learned it newly as another less derogatory name for short people and I find it quite hilarious considering other contexts which I knew the term to be used before e.g. brief meeting etc.
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Endowed with the height and average arms size already, I get mixed reactions on my gyming plan!

efilefun:
Some people just come on here and paint ISLAM black just because some groups of people gave different meaning to the word of the holy prophet S.A.W, Ever heard of such attacks in saudi Arabia where ISLAM originated from? The soldiers killing this boko haram members aint they muslims?

Its high time we all look beyond religion and face the fact.... when MEND were attacking people in the Niger Delta Region of Nigeria was Christianity mentioned

Alhamdulilah I am proud to be a Muslim.

ISLAM is a religion of PEACE!!!!

SALAM

You are talking from a different and needless angle! There are clashes within Islam itself e.g Shia vs. Sunni (Iraq) etc.

OP, una no sabi do goal-keeper fa! There was a way we made the goal-keepers then by hitting some crown corks flat round and then folding some of them into two to fix to hold the rest flat round ones!

This thread reminds me one of my top favourites of Lagbaja's songs on English not being an expression with late Fela's voice in its background!
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No dey fear to speak your mother tounge! I speak, you hear; when you speak, I understand - e don finish! English is over-hyped and not an expression!
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In Lagbaja's voice in the song, "ekabo" is welcome, what is "ekunle"?

Height fall dis guy hand despite the awesome physique he possesses! We wey no get the physique but tall may build up if enjoyment start, but he and others like him can't add up height anymore as what it is will remain what it is.
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Tyronne Lannister! That dude played an amazing and sublime acting role in that Game of Thrones classic!
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His words: "someone once told me that nothing a person says before the word "but" matters anymore" (as he interrupts the speaker who he already suspected before time that he was going to use the term after starting off with praises and later using the term himself too - so epic!
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I also love the way he turned to ask his subordinate "do you think I'm plump? I think he is beginning to like me" upon the exit of the earlier dude who had told him that young youths guarded the gates so that plump little lords like him can enjoy themselves in peace and comfort!