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We Nigerians here in Switzerland will do same very soon! MODs, take note and do the needful to take it to the frontpage!
#PatrioticNigeriansInSwitzerland

dhope:
it really baffles me d way dis profession is being practised considering d way and manner dey tell series of lies to defend their clients in court all to ensure dey win d case for dem. we all know d codes and coducts dt guide xtianity but how can a xtian bcom a successful lawyer in dis dirty world without bearing false witness in court for his/her client?

Reminds me of Joshua my friend reading Law!
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He appears the very pious type! I would always remind him that lawyers are liars and will all go to hell!
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A lawyer can never be always on the just's side only! Joshua would always give me the lame excuse that there are Christian lawyers who are specialized in/handle religious cases only, and that that is the area his own law profession will tilt towards!

seankafor:
Olumpus has fallen is mine but asorock can't fall

Yes O! Go watch "Olympus Has Fallen." Brilliant movie! Any Morgan Freeman's movie is a must-watch for me! I got fascinated by this Black dude reping the Blacks hard there in Hollywood from his old classic "Wanted"

CEtoO:
Don't know why I can't stop eating cheese balls o. Since I don't eat pop corn, I settle in front of the tv with cheese balls. My uncle will be like "na dis one go make ur bele full".
A lot a people see it as something only kids can eat.
But I just love cheese balls.
Does someone else still eat it?

In my own opinion, Cheese Balls eating by an adult may still be o.k, the one I don't understand was the day my friend and I shockingly saw a full grown adult walking sipping that small sized Bobo milk drink! "Bobo" I think has come to be endorsed to be meant for children! My friend was like "who give dis one Bobo"?

Government keeps operating without dividends to show for the masses who bring them in! The youths keep remaining unemployed, etc.
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The earlier a cursory look is taken at T.B. Joshua's perspective for global unemployment (Naija's case pathetic), the better for us all!
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His suggestion for a youth-occupied equivalent of every public and private appointment and job is a good suggestion for a way out of "the ominous signs looming" in his words! Globally, protests against governments gaining momentum!

Ok! Never knew she was a member of RCCG! That church headquarter's population is overwhelming and composed of timber and calibre personalities!
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Mercy an actress par excellence! Unrivalled acting skills and cries so real especially
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Any close associate of hers in the house to let me know if she is an Igala, Ebira or Yoruba since she is said to be a fellow Kogite?

Fourwinds:
if use coded words in ur relatioship/marriage., u are only helping d devil to collapse d relationship/marriage. who are u bumping all dose words at.? u better come out plain and let d dust rest. u speak dose to me u aggravate d situation. I have asked girls questions either my student or girlfriend and dey said nothing and I left dem where dey are. if u tell me d problem it automatically bcomes headach for me to find a solution.

Who has time getting bothered with coded words from girls, boys, etc when my focus is centered on ways to add value to my life

Overfine dey worry Rita Domnic! Especially whenever she ties a scarf and rubs gloss on her lips, I feel like marrying her!

ellechrystal:
Sample ke... no sampling . I no look like chemistry practical experiment samples..
Na after wedlock. Gbam.

Dey there! Na you go taya! You did not see a recent topic of a virgin lady in her 30s now scared to be disvirgined due to the disvirgining pains and subsequent painful urinating difficulty that will follow! After she don allow the thing over-close finish!

ihedinobi2:
1. Girls generally are. There's nothing wrong with generalization. If you don't like it, prove you're different.

2. She can ask. She shouldn't expect to always get.

3. She's a hö if she sleeps with you on the first date. Deal with it. No woman with any sense of decency is quick to give it up.

4. This only makes #3 above just ridiculous. And, yeah, we know there are virgins. They're just not nearly as easy to find.

5. Nonsense. Practically all women want to get married.

6. Oh it does mean that. Same way a guy who's so sweet and nice to you almost always is trying to get into your pants. If you can believe that why shouldn't we believe what we do too?

7. We work really hard for that money. The economy is not smiling.

8. Girls that approach guys are indecent. It is what it is.

Who is this guy pls? If I no dash you something valuable before this week runs out, make I jump up and no land for ground!

Bsmartt:
The eating pattern of most fat people doesn't help the situation. Most of them tends to eat a lot especially foods that are low in fibre (snacks ). Heaven help those who help themselves.

That's a very big lie! Even in fasting, my Muslim friend keeps increasing as if he is being pumped, how much more without fasting! His own size increment is out of the ordinary! Others getting lean and leaner, he swells amidst all the student life stress!
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I as a skinny guy, have him as my friend in school! We are seen together most often times and our friendship is admired by many! We like each other a lot!
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He is not even the type who gets bothered with criticisms for being too fat! He laughs over it! As a fat person, change your mindset, LIVE YOUR LIFE!

babyfun:
Ori (head) .....for extra large heads

Or also called "Head Boy" However, the original Head Boy of the school is another person entirely!

babyfun:
Ori (head) .....for extra large heads

Or "Head Boy" but the original Head Boy of the school is another person entirely!

I joined Nairaland not quite long ago, when I viewed Jenimma, her face got me dazed for days!
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Overfine dey worry dat girl! OMG! Na person God take time down create like dat?

ellechrystal:
Yes o 4 my hubby n hubby alone.. . Only him has d key to d Kingdom. .

Will you allow him sample you and you do same before you both officially get weded or not? Marriage is not all about, but sex forms a core part of it!

chibwike:
buh most girls say they'd keep their virginity for their future husbands

That's the point! If they are just playing around boyfriending and girlfriending with nothing serious, chances of the girl letting the guy into her are slim!
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But she MAY allow you both sample yourselves if the affair is headed towards marriage!
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The carefree girl will however open her legs whether a marriage-inclined affair or not!

Wow! Really?
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Isn't Jonathan such an interesting personality?
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Who gets that rare privilege of being attributed to biblical phenomena?
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First, it was Soyinka likening him to Nebucadnnezar. Now, he is likened to Jesus by another person!

natureblack:
believe me when I say this;I love big black yansh.......

Speaking of crazy , crazy people don't know they are crazy,I know am crazy,therefore am not crazy,isn't that crazy ? ............when I die I want my last words to be "I left eleven million dollar under the......"



The involution of beer; I thought as I poured myself a drink.If something bad happens you drink in attempt to forget;if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate;and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen



Natureblack is my name

Apparently, from the number balance, you take one bottle each hour for everyday! Lolz!

natureblack:
believe me when I say this;I love big black yansh.......

Speaking of crazy , crazy people don't know they are crazy,I know am crazy,therefore am not crazy,isn't that crazy ? ............when I die I want my last words to be "I left eleven million dollar under the......"



The involution of beer; I thought as I poured myself a drink.If something bad happens you drink in attempt to forget;if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate;and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen



Natureblack is my name

Apparently, from the number balance, you take one bottle each hour for everyday!

natureblack:
Nothing on planet earth surpasses the pleasure of a big-black-yansh

Hahahahahahaha! You are one crazy dude walking the surface of the earth!
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Your signature just made my day! OMG!

Cobham's ORDINARY PEOPLE - one of the few powerfully message-loaded songs out there!
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ADA ADA (video) - too much money infused into the video! So grand a wedding I thought it was a real wedding ceremony!
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Niyola's LOVE 2 LOVE U ft. Banky W is an excellently created love song! I simply can't get enough of listening to this song anyday anytime! I've been on her trail, she is an unsung great singer! "Toh Bad", "Belle No Be Showglass" ft. Sound Sultan, "Drive Me Crazy", "Drunk In Love (cover)" all attest to her distinct singing talent!
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WizzyPro's EMERGENCY with Patoranking et al is one hard banging jam that gets me grooving invariably! I love the song's express rhythm! Nice beat, tight sequence, what else? And by the way, Pato as expected, killed his own verse in the song like WTF!
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Sean Tizzle's THE JOURNEY album - I yearn to taste other songs on this album by this dude exuding optimum skills! "Loke Loke" ft. 9ice kills me on each listen! "Komole" an eternal favourite! "Perfect Gentleman" so sublime! "Igi Owuro" ft. Tiwa such an excellent rendition and perfected with that classic trumpet played! Others: "Kilogbe" etc! Tizzle has my full undivided attention!

ritababe:
i wish fashola or oshiomhole are the apc candidate nigeria for be better place na

OMG! I believe in those two people more than I even believe in my own self (I don't care how exagerrating that may sound)!
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I swear, Fashola especially is a blessing to humanity! I hope he is aware of how he has endeared himself to people's hearts and should therefore contest for presidency in the nearest future!
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My remarks above are devoid of any party sentiments whatsoever! As a matter of fact, whoever coined the term "political apathy" had me in mind as I (as a person) signify it!
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However, I commend good gestures and reprimand bad ones in the polity as I see them!
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I am tired of being clouded with service delivery uncertainty with my franchise!

AAlozie:
Front page in trouble again!

Hahahahahaha! See the way you put am sef!
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I just hope the MODs and Seun are noting the outrage momemtum on the rubbish-ridden frontpage of this site!
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Though, Nairaland still offers some powerful and impactful topics like the one I just read earlier today on controlling lust with the eyes, etc!

Acts of some Nigerian girls in majority of Naija music videos gets me wondering and asking in my mind: "no be pesin born dis one?"
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Shaking their azz with so much pride, nudity, bobby on almost full display, etc! In the nearest future, people will walk around unclothed!
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OP, your post is one of the few powerful piece I've perused in a very long while!

saxywale:
Shey na naija this guy dey live
How come he is looking fresh, very unlike Nigerians

Hahahahahahahahaha! Guy, why are you sounding like this! I live in Nigeria and I'm fresh all day everyday!

dencotech:
I must transcend the subject matter to pour encomiums on the writer for her mastery of the written English. I think I enjoyed perousing through

I thought only me observed it! Her sublime Wole-Soyinka-styled expressions in the lines in her topic are a formidable show of an erudite personality!
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I get easily moved by a highly educated lady with excellent oratory potentials! I could trade a girl's magic good looks for it!
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How she pronounces spoken words too invariably make me fall like a pack of cards! I don't mean the faked British or American accents!
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I met me a lady in my school's Senate just recently whom approached me to make an enquiry! Mehn, her pronounciations swept me off my feet instantly, her appealing voice coupled with her 't' and 's' pronounciations were out of this world! I wished never to let her go!

The dude will rather choose to use her, because to him, her beauty portrays her as a hot cake and creates a player impression of her too! She is thought to be aware of her charming beauty and using it to her own advantage by having affairs with so many other guys for the accruing benefits below
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For the sex-addict type, varying sex pleasure sampling derivation from the good, awesome to bad in bed guys, and/or money and material benefits majorly!
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Na so I dey jonz to go close to this Nadia- Buhari-looking coursemate of mine to toast her up till now! Another semester gone!

This issue has amazed me for quite some time now! Ihejirika I heard and believe, waged intense war on Boko Haram and almost subdued them!
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That the same Ihejirika according to Stephen Davis, is a culprit, is totally beyond me!
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Even Soyinka admitted how confused he is regarding the situation in his piece "The Wages Of Impunity."

I have an unbridled addiction for radio listening! I listen to anything and everything on radio! And I have listened to a wide variety of radio stations!
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The music and educative orientation concepts has left a subliminal radio listening effect on me! E dey do me like say na me dem invent the thing for sef!

The radio has become an inextricable part of my life! I've come a long way listening to radio! At times, I think it is a bad addiction!
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I listen to virtually every show and program! And as a music addict, the supply of music gets me glued even more!
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Check this out, I've refused to buy and use stylish advanced phones and/or smartphones, I rather purchase simple Nokia phones with radio facility in them (Nokia 2626, 110, etc). 110 transmits radio so perfectly, awesome reception with a wide reach!
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From the days of CosmoFM (Zoey on Believe it or not, my fella Spaceboy on Cruise Control, etc) DreamFM (DjRain with the craziest of spins, literally, this dude is the sh't in the DJ vis-a-vis music orientation, FX2 (overated), DJ Jeff (overated), Glory (from Cosmo), my n'gga MacSwagz, etc!
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Back home, I have 3 radio stations with Grace the privately owned one blazing the trail! My reservations about them for not employing the services of a DJ (a needful radio attribute) after skill-laden DJ GFunk came, saw and showed sublime skills and left! No more mixes but still dope a radio-station! Presenters skipping playing songs abruptly for uncensored words (a work a DJ should take care of)
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From real life experience, radio improves your personality and mentality in all ramifications through educative and enlightening talks!

skillzbae:
The fact that it is funny didnt mean its bad or wrong, due to work transfer, i av lived in so many parts of nigeria, i av nt heard any oda tribe use "how is morning". I lived in Ayingba for five(5) years nd dat is d only way i hear dem respond to greetings in english, dos oda ways u mentioned are igala response, which odudu a(nt sure of d spelling). (whch means how is morning) is included. Im open to learning, wat oda language uses "how is morning" I really wanna knw

It is "Odudu ha?" (meaning how is morning?)! I thought your saying it is so funny means that it is not ok!
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Other tribes say the same thing sometimes too like "Aro yi nko?" (Yoruba) but the Igalas say it more among other form of responses that the Igalas have

skillzbae:
Greeting: Goodmrng Reply: Sup (so annoying) Igala pple Greeting: Goodmrng Reply: Hw is morning (sooo funny)

Why attribute that part to the Igalas when it is a general thing? I don't like what you just did!
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What I know some of we Igalas are guilty of with greeting is a prolonged extension of greetings with phrases like agba, awa, nago etc continously!
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I know persons who can extend greetings as described above for so long a time on a stand like crazy! Non-Igalas find that part of us quite amazing!