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Baboons Rock!

brabus: [size=18pt]Most Sensible Post So Far![/size]
GEJ is slowly establishing another terrorist hell like Afghanistan and some f**ls are here clapping.

Dogs and Baboons are better than this

ceejayluv: For anti-riot purposes, rubber bullets are the norm.

Guy we don't do norm here in Nigeria.
If the rioting crowed realises that the police are rubber-bulleted.
The police are finished!

adewaleh: author=moderattor] if you have or can raise up to what....... N10m (ten million naira) or another business.... Even if its available what do you av to offer dat worth dat... Why don't you apply for a loan *@ industrial banks maybe they will consider your offer...

Thanks bro, that's an awesome advice. And the next question is - how can i start with that? Give me an example of an industrial bank.
I'll pick it up from there. Thanks.

I know what i have created thats why am looking for as much as N10M ok?

soloqy: 5 years experience?

Not very long time though....

Yes sir, But thats equivalent to attending another university

adewaleh: why don't you create sumtin with dat brain of yours that can help others to generate manual income for you Mr... Did NL bill you for the service rendered?.. Cuz if you can?t interact with others... If your brain is active with those.. Php, css, jquery or whatever u av left not mentioned... AJE A WOGBA O..

I have sir, that's why am looking for that kind of money and person to boost it.

@OP what @kokojunkie told you is the real koko.
If u need a well rooted web programmer, lets chat.

yawa-ti-de:
Very interesting job listing. I mean, not even a mention of skill set required or educational background. Scary

are u a university lecturer?
Mark zuckerberg is currently the greatest web developer, what is his educational background?
I dont care if the only lang u can speak is kanuri as long as u can write PHP imho

soloqy: ^^^^^^^
Probably DHTML...

I have seen him do this sort of thing before..

must be some dirty prank

Slyr0x: Lmaooo. . .Are you kidding me? Try your login details on a site you know absolutely nothing about? How about you try to login and give us feedback

I think I've found the owner

am logged in now and commenting on this topic from forum12.
It must be an iframe stuff.

i'll rather live in maiduguri.
Nice peaceful atmosphere

Was just thinking i should let you know.
if you have or can raise up to N10m (ten million naira) and you need a grounded web programmer with more than 5years experience in web development as co-founder.
If you need a really good web designer who can build a university school portal and other advanced systems.
If you have a project that you can pay your programmer anything close to a million naira.
Contact me.
I code in php , mysql, jquery, ajax, css.
With knowlegde in C# and Cpp
Hook me up.
Lets chat.
I am very very fast.
I don't install CMSes, i code from scratch.This way i can produce exactly what you want.
So lets connect first if you are interested. I can then show you my potfolio in a private chat.
Support (at) dwitch (dot) com

@OP if you have or can raise up to N10m (ten million naira) and you need a grounded web programmer with 5years experience as co-founder.
Hook me up.
Lets chat.

if you have or can raise up to N10m (ten million naira)
and you need a grounded web developer, then lets rock.

@OP did you try to log in at forum12 with your nairaland login details?
Do and let us know whats up.

General Mahmoud Buharam

Kockane: Wicked, you say? You are a foolish kid. I believe if given the opportunity to contribute on this same topic in 10yrs tym, you'd have sumfn better to say.

you over did it, accept it.
To be wicked, you dont have to break the rule, just enforce it to the letter when there is a kinder alternative.

@OP u wasted your authority, phone credit, son's time and time spent on signing that cleaning contract.

You didnt solve the problem.
No one knew why you sacked her except you.
If you have ever been a low life hospital cleaner in the past, you may understand why she acts the way she does. Your duty was to correct her.
You would have gingered and swargered in front of the girl.
Called her employer, gingered even more and put them on a contract revocation threat for 48hrs.
She would be your best cleaner after that. And that patient would carry your reputation every where.
But you chose to be wicked.
You didnt feel a thing?
Of course, wicked people dont. Just like she.

gregg2: Tinubu himself (not Fashola) is eyeing the VP.
It will not work.

bakare cannot believe this!

if Fashola wants to rule
he should pick Rochas or Sullivan.
Anything 'Buharam' will loose.
My opinion though.
If Jonathan runs in 2015 everyone else will loose.

stiyke: It may only work if Fashola is president while Buhari is vice.

Major General Mohammad Buhari
cannot accept that.

stiyke: It may only work if Fashola is president while Buhari is vice.

Major Mohammad General Buhari
cannot accept that.

Fashola and Buhari are muslims.
Any little boko haram propaganda will make it impossible for xtians to vote their team.
Boko haram has finished Buhari.

babestella: why always evil predictions, always death and doom.

Does it mean that good things don't happen in this world anymore.?? Does it mean he cannot see the goods things coming to people or a Nation. The man should be busy praying to avert doom and death for Christ sake and not death all the time and not do anything about it. is he happy that people are dying and he claims he predict the event and after that folds his hands and not pray about it for God's mercy.

Common, we are talking about people dying and someone is getting credit for predicting their death??

All the prophets in the bible were predicting bad things.
The good ones dont need prediction.
Except rarely.
Eg. Football

PA1982: It's obvious why people think the man is a fraud- those grotesquely fraudulent videos (Live videos don't lie. You can watch many many more here >> http://youtube.com/scoantv and judge by yourself.)posted by his followers on youtube are quite enough to discredit him.
Yet another reason is that the man's followers claim his wonder-working was recognised by Time magazine.
A complete falsehood, as I discovered when I read the actual article.

No one needs any time magazine confirmation.
Here is C.S. Upthegroove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JixTLqnbk4

It happens everyday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jELUx4qU5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUyxhuKZkhs&feature=g-all-u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BWnVdkPZ_4&feature=g-all-u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utzVtUXjZcM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtOdsr_u-iE

A demon inside a man who could not speak nor hear english was speaking English to TB Joshua!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DT_ArhcpD4

Ideywait: I have an issue that has been bugging me and need to speak to someone who has the gift of vision and prophesy.
Please will appreciate if I can be referred to someone.
Thanks a lot in advance.

TB Joshua is the world's greatest prophet.
We are lucky to have such in Nigeria.
Bro take a transport to Ikotun ekpe in lagos.

All in TB Joshua's church!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPpT2HvfnAU&feature=g-all-u


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJqcj1gC834&feature=g-all-u