₦airaland Forum

LEvuls:
Women been doing this since the creation of man. SMH


God why did u creat them


why oh why

If women never existed, there would have been chaos.

Imagine a world where only men exist.

The presence of a lady sometimes make us men comport ourselves.

INTROVERT:
True true true..












Please ladies and gentle stop mentioning my moniker as I was just banned from commenting on threads for over 2 hours. Abeg.. even now I can't comment on some sections.
Am in pains now.

Oh Lord! Just two hours?!!

Why didn't they ban you for two days?!

We are tired of seeing you rushing to be the first to comment in every post that makes front page.

Babe, you no get work or boyfriend/husband?!

Nothing else to take your mind off nairaland?

Oya.....

There are sick and hungry children all over Africa and the world; yet this man is showing us a dog he loves and cares for.

Seems the lives of dogs are more valuable than hungry and dying children around him.

rationalmind:
I do have a very strong policy against lying and I, just like Immanuel Kant, posit that lying is always morally wrong and there's no circumstance under which lying is justifiable.

In view of that, I'll not lie to save my organisation.

Let me ask a question. Lets assume you are a devout muslim who is against religious discrimination of any kind.

For a example you are faced with a situation where you are in Northern Nigeria and there is a widespread persecution and killing of Christians in the state where you reside and during the killings a man and his family run into your compound, begging you to please give them a place to hid.

You happen to have an underground basement where you hide them; you tell them to hide in the basement and you cover it up.

After a few minutes, a muslim mob show up at your house, looking furious and deadly, demanding to know if you have seen a man and his family around your vicinity or if you know their where about.

Would you lie to the mob that you have no knowledge of the christian family's where about or would you give that man, his wife and two kids up, just because Immanuel Kant said lying is moral wrong?

Adaahjacob:
He won because he earned it.




He deserves it.




He is worth it.



He is out standing.



And out of all, he is d show banger and a freaky performer.

Yes. Very true.

But I have a question, has he been banging the Nigerian music airwaves since he left Don Jazzy?

Hell2daNo!!!

fastguy10:
Honestly speaking I regret been a Nigerian
God 4bid in my next world I will be a Nigerian
God 4bid bad tin

Keep on regretting and doing nothing to make it better.

We who are determined to make it better would continue striving in that direction.

If you are not in Naija at the moment, pls don't kom bck wen we start getting things right.

We don't want "regretters" like you spoiling our good work.

Smh....

lagmostkuit:
Make dem free dem jere..

Are u a lesbian?

If you are, I wld like to meet you cos I'm a guy in love with girls.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Typing. [/color]

Why u kom resemble Runtown; abi una relate?

Kom, no claim relationship if u no know am!

INTROVERT:
Ok

You never have anything to say sometimes.

You comment just to be noticed.

What is "ok". And d moment you are not first to comment, u just type "ok" or you mak a face like this

U definitely need slap to wipe the childish dust that has covered your brain.

Smh....

melzabull:
Who is the average Niger deltan? where are you from to start with?

How does where I come from in the Niger Delta add sugar to your garri?

If war start and una trust us Niger Deltans, we go sell una for N10 to Nigeria.

Volton: Defender of the Universe.....anyday, anytime.

Vanquay:
Dayuuuuuuuuuum Gurl. Yeah She cute. That Ass tho. Whattido. Yeah i would hit it . Bang the S*** outta her. Unlike some 40yr olds i know on NL and even young Gold Diggas . Meanwhile catch my Novella Wednesday 5pm GMT-5 on Reddit or Nairaland . But why they come dey do like Baboon wey never leave Jungle . I would never go crazy over any celeb except Asa Akira

You watch too much Asian porn!

omojoshy:
Ibo Kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwenu!!!


He is from Anambra right?


Nice 1


We need more from the South South

Yes, more from the south south whether or not they are competent and credible enough.

Continue ur tribalism and ethnicity!

Dats what led us to where we are today in a pool of stinking mess! Smh

PROVACATEUR:
Who cares about NIMASA and the acting stuffs.

Bring Federal Charcter into appointments and stop acting as if this country was made for only 19 Northerners, 2 yoruba parrot jobs and 1 Igbo Acting job

Wailing wailers would continue wailing even if an Igbo man/woman is made Minister of Petroleum and Finance respectively.

trapQ:
Can they get straight to business.

I hope in no time they arrest ALL the corrupt past leaders and present ones and recover all our stolen loot. I hope they show no mercy to those criminals. I don't understand how Alison maduekwe is walking free, that b!tch needs to be in kirikiri maximum prison with hard labor and no food or water. As for OBJ, castrate him. And as for GEJ, strip him naked and give him 2000 strokes.

Rubbish!

Mehnnnnn...u dey vex ooo

KingKuntaVart:
Kim Kardashian.... keep posing for the camera whiles bombs are now going up... before it was one a day since baba go slow appointed you and the other KIMS.... it increased to two a day.... by the time he appoints ministers it would seven a day.... clueless buttholes....

Wow! I'v never heard of a butthole that is clueless! Dis is new.

Imagine a butthole dat doesn't know how to release mess or shi.t

It would be a sad sight especially if dat person dey purge.

christinie:
his gesticulating, his sitting positions, his tight black gowns, his moving into Aso Rock days after his wife did, need I say more? Bwahahahaha

You think if in the law court u bring such as evidence, u would win your case?

D judge would dismiss it ASAP for being speculative and lacking substantiality.

Chai! See as I dey tear grammar dis evening!

Wetin I even chop sef...? Ok....beans and fried plantain. No wonder!

Dis is very cool but it is a technology already in use in all countries in Europe

new2020:
Biafra movement picked up a momentum never seen before with the younger generation within the last month. Courtesy of Radio Biafra who are doing a fabulous job uniting SE and SS with one weapon...truth.

Unfortunately, we Niger Deltans are not and would never be part of any Biafran drama.

We are not Igbos; we have nothing in common; not dressing, eating, language or customs and traditions.

Don't mind Asari Dokubo, his word holds very little meaning to the average Niger Deltan.

BTW, if you are thinking Asari Dokubo would abandon his billion naira investments in Benin Republic and go back to the creeks to fight for Biafra, you are kidding yourself.

Lastly, Nnamdi Kanu is a coward hidding in the I.K behind a radio.

shokky24:
Cold nko

Babe na summer dia nowwww!

No b naija wey rain dey fall everyday at the moment.

Haba!

PROVACATEUR:
Nobody will understand what he is saying if there is no interpreter close by

If Chrisitine Amanpour and Obama could understand him clearly, then all those who can't hear him clealy should have their ears and brains checked at the hospital.

#WailingWailers

For me the difference between both pictures is that PMB shook Obama's hand confidently looking him straight in the eyes, with a smile (which I can't at the moment find the words to describe), while GEJ shook Obama's hands like a shy bride meeting her husband for the first time.

Oya Lalalasticala, do d needful except u want mak me and u put our leg inside one trouser

EroticAngelina:
Is she fvcking stoopid?!??! She wants to end her life because of a shitttty useless piece of trashhhh!!!?!! mehn some girls are sick in the head!!


the last thing I would do is think abt(not even commit) committing suicide bkus of a 'boy' like seriously!?

GOD!!! pls come quickly!

Simple thing, she is young and stupid.

If she had met her creator, she would give that shiity reason for returning before her time. Smh

pbs4real:
mah guy even the so cal'd loyal ones. . .nah little time them go CHANGE. . . . .trustme speaking frm xperience. . .

For a loyal babe to change, then she must have decamped from APC to PDP.

chinology:
Firstly, okorosha is not an Igboman, his paternity has been traced to Taraba. If okorosha is stoned to death today by the Igbos, it is not out of place.

Taraba?!

Who traced it; can we some documented or recorded proof?

Is his mum still alive to testify to this?

My man don't believe everything Nnamdi Kanu tells u; he is filled with a lot of hated and tribalism

christinie:
why is it hard for you to come to terms with reality? Your president is gay.

Can we see some proof please.

sinaj:
M Nigerian

i dnt deny d fact dat some girls can be demanding, but u guyz dnt av to generalise.

evn d white gurls u guyz are running after, m sure de demand too unless de r cougar

what u should know iz dat...

A girl dat truly loves you will not be xo demanding.
coz ur presence iz enof for her.

u guyz shud quit judging from d xperience u had frm hoes

Yes. When a girl truly loves, the presence of her man comforts her more than money.

BTW, some oyibo girls like money ooo. B like dem even like am pass naija girls sef.

ApcSucks:
Janjanweedians....... with satanist Obama in enemy country

Another wailing wailer on the loose.

tpiadotcom:
if you believe he is " rejected by ndigbo" ( or anybody) then you are very gullible.

Nnamdi Kanu and his band of Biafran wailers hate him with disgust

They even plan to assassinate him once their plans to declare Biafra begin to unfold.

jasper83:
Hmmm all things been equal, PMB stylishly preparing Okorocha for succession, mark my words!!! All things been equal. Ndigbo must prepare themselves and ignore bigotry, their time is just very by the corner. Okorocha truly sees the future, his charisma is even presidential.

Sai Baba....

Tell them ooo! Tell those wailing Biafrans!

Rochas could be the answer to the Igbo presidency issue. He is a very smart politician and businessman.

He saw the movement ahead of time, hence he merged his faction of APGA with APC.

He has the charisma indeed. He should just better his performance in the last four years.

Who knows there could be an opening in 2019.

The Igbos should just calm down, their time is nigh.

In other news, Nnamdi Kanu is hiding behind a radio in the U.K.

sinaj:
u got it all wrong dude...

u guyz always think dat gurls are after yo money nd itz not evn as if u guyz got d money

Babe, I'm starting to doubt if you are a Nigerian.

From personal experience, Nigerian girls too like money! Always demanding.

Very few would be willing to stay with a guy who is yet to make it even if they can see he is educated and working hard.

Most Naija babes jus dey find ready-made; where dem don cook food make una come chop.

However, I have met a few who are loyal and believe that no condition is permanent; that though he is jumping on okada today, he would definitely buy a Range Rover someday as long as he keeps working hard and being honest.

They are very rare to find among Nigerian girls; very rare...

sinaj:
nigga itz called choice....



u dnt av to generalise because a hot hoe u got married to, burnt you.


avnt u heard of Caucasians dat are happily married to Nigerian gurls

Really?! I haven't heard ooo!

*with ring in hand and on bended knee*.......I'm a black Caucasian, babe would you marry me please?