₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
Too bad I don't know anyone who lives near where this whale was found.  I would have asked them to rush over for a visit with the impromptu butchers that materialized to take charge of the recycling project, so as to buy a few choice filets of Whale Tail which, when lightly sauteed and washed down with red wine, reportedly bestows male punters with irresistible seductive powers over all women in the 18 to 24 age bracket.

Eat Whale Tail and Get Lottsa Tail

Whale Tail for a Whale of a Time

No point wailing over dead whales - Just eat that tail. 

Whale Tail's all right with me.  Whale Tail's the way it should be.  Get up offa dat Whale Tail.    Scarf that Tail, and don't be 'shamed.

Never ceases to amuse and entertain. Jakumo for President.

Eko Ile:
This fat scumbag must think we are mumu. Olosho oniro bubruku.

You constantly come here to defend Lagos state's greatest embezzler Tinubu and yet wonder why Ugonna Madueke think you're mumu. I also have proof you're mumu and if you want me to post links to your mumury then I will.


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Pataki:
And yet Jonathan can still afford a 3million naira meal tonight and a 3million naira meal tomorrow morning.

Can you please honour this man by offering some condolence to his family?
Islamic extremism and Boko Haram should be your target of rage.
For the sake of those he left behind lets not use his death for "real politik".


So sorry a young man had to die this way. May his soul rest in peace.

ode remo:
under GEJ, we are witnessing a govt bereft of ways and means to tackle this boko haram and their mooo slime supporters. in any case this will surely bring this govt to a standstil irrespective of huge defence budget, mind you that 900 bill is nothing without hardwork.

I know it will be a onerous task for you to explain exactly what GEJ should do.

Do us a favour belt up with explosives and visit the Sultan of Sokoto?

Am dumbfounded that a fine and skillful player in the name of Tinubu was not the 1st on many people's list.

This is why Tinubu is tops
Born in 1952 he's talent was apperent at an early age and by the time you say T he was off to the US. Whilst there he showed a great promise as a brusque and aggressive player. He made his professional debut in 1992 (playing on the left as senator) and by 1999 his international debut (Governor). He had a very disappointing season playing on the left and in no time moved to the right.
Playing on the right he made his name as All Criminals of Nigeria (ACN) player of the year. He became a prolific winger and ACN all-time leading earner with more than #5000000000 goals in all competitions (ie local, state and federal).


To be continued>>>>>

The same people who supported a pastor buying a jet are urging the president to fly Air Arik.

Una no well.

[quote author=Osama bin ladin link=topic=850354.msg10008843#msg10008843 date=1327074673][/quote]

GEJ is more of a curse to Nigeria than a blessing. its rather unfortunate that a man from a minority group can treat majority of Nigerians this way. its not just sad, its so so sad

Is it any better if the majority group enslaves the minority groups?

Does it matter if the minority group produces what the majority group feed's from?  You my friend is a dolt.

@OPs
This is an audacious move by Mr President.

GEJ carry go

In my opinion the only way to stop corruption is to stop Tinubu from contesting any election. The man has no conscience when he goes on a looting spree, ask the people of Lagos.

Ranks007 wrote

@poster if you were the culprit, I think you would av made yourself available to the government to save IGP's work abi?

Use ur head if na to hide 4 canal na d only option to escape from the police, who no go do am!

Ranks007 used one sentence to rubbish the entire thread. Lol!!!!

I hope this turns out to be true.

[quote author=na_so link=topic=847281.msg9983716#msg9983716 date=1326798569]I coverted a 27 year old 2-lane road which was free to 3 lanes and put tolling points there.

I originally planned to toll this road before the elections but sensed that the political consequences could be damning hence i pushed it to december 18 during the festive christmas period.

Although i knew that "The people" i begged for votes were overwhelmingly against the tolling i still went ahead because i had clear instructions from my boss/sponsor

When people protested i sent my armed thugs and armed mobile policemen to beat and maim them. I also arrested a few of them.

WHAT IS MY NAME?[/quote]My freaking name is Fashola though friends call me Tinubu. Lol!!!!!

Kobojunkie:
^^Who does he need permission from to request that the regime be removed

You're wrong to posit the above bolded. In democracy you can only be removed if the electorate says so, permission and request does not come into play here.

Ozin:
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2012/jan/20/national-20-01-2011-012.html

Bakare exposed for what he is>>> a diabolical political fraud masqurading as a man of God.
By thy fruits ye shall,,,

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=850278.msg10004545#msg10004545 date=1327022495]Modigi or whatever da fvck your name is. . . .you must be dunce!

google is not GODgle.  ok?  Google does not think for me!  [/quote]You're better off letting Google think for you in your present state of mind. Don't be too quick to reply to every post, sometimes sit and ponder before hitting the keyboard. Am getting worried for you bro.

                                             All the best.Cheers!!!

Negro_Ntns

gej machineries of propaganda!  who deployed the army on the streets in other states?

You once again expose your inept grasp of events?

Try using www.google.com before disputing the authenticity of a story, it makes you look a tard bro.

@Negro_Ntns

You must be a tard. All you had to do was google this story to see if it was made up.

I bet you couldn't do it because it would require having a brain.

Bakare is a fo.ol, repeat this quote to him in 3yrs time and he would come with another explanation why things are what they are. The man has no shame, and to think this man is a pastor, beggers belief.

Otedola and Tinubu should follow. These bas, stards need to refund the money and spend time in prison.

MODS PLEASE REPORT THIS POST

Its okay to allow imbeciles to joke with any topic on Nairaland, its a different matter when an individual appeals for terrorism sponsorship. The above post is a terrorist threat and I would expect the mods to do their work by giving the man's IP number to United States counter terrorism.

This is a great honour coming from the presidency.

Hahaha!!!!
Those saying GEJ is weak are now complaining he's too tough. Guess you can't please everyone. Where's my koboko?

voltron:
Hmmph. and why am I still at work - who is this dictator anyway - I thought Tinubu was freed by the Courts or abi am I confused. is GEJ now a dictator, why do i have a strong urge to throw a banger into the crowd and see what happens

Hehehe!!!!!

@BERNIMOORE

Help me tell dem o

GeneralGEJ:
last turn arround maintenance for PH  - was done in 1998 -


And this government has been allocating money  every year since  1998

Here is me thinking GEJ was not ruling Nigeria in 1998, thanks for the info.


NB
My research proves GEJ has been ruling Nigeria since 1960. Please update "your facts"

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Kolababa:
551 million litres was consumed in March 2011 and 60 billion Naira subsidy was paid. Now let us do the calculation. Multiply 551 million litres by 141 naira landing = N77.691 billion. From this N141 landing cost, Nigerians were already paying N65. Then 551 litres times times N65 = N35.815 billion.
Subsidy = N77.691 billion minus N35.815 = N41.876.
Now, where did the 60 billion they said was paid as subsidy come from?

Wow!!! so simple for you to work out, you're a genius . Don't let your talent go to waste, apply for Dean of Mathematics Faculty, university of lala land.


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VoodooDoll:
Pray tell, which first class economy do you live in that does not have "social welfare", a fully working public mass transit system and a responsive and responsible government.

I do believe you are a stooge, I may be wrong but it is my belief.

a fully working public mass transit system

Dude didn't know that it would cost money for the above. No attempt at explaining where the money would come from to build this "social welfare". 
Probably the "silliest" post I read today.

NB
Am still reading other silly post so don't think you've won yet.


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GEJ
Carry go!!!

Pecca
Some people who ordinarily have no business being on such social platforms as NL and many others like it are here today. Thanks to internet access proliferation. What beats me thou is why people who lack reasonable opinion must bare their warped minds on this page.
Well am not suprised. Some people must talk, if for nothing, atleast to hear their own voice.
GEJ this, GEJ that.

100% best answer.

karl max:
The press statement released recently had me thinking is either save nigeria group is an arm of CPC!!
Why is the press statements of SNG now signed by either bakare or the spokesman of CPC yinka odumakin? Just saw the two men on tv releasing press statement for SNG that states the political motive of the CPC in the fuel subsidy protest as seen in lagos were yinka odumakin was the mc of the event and bakare speaker! In abuja it was lead by mallam el rufai!! In kano col isa jafaru cpc candidate in kano governorship election, all the above mentioned names are card carrying members of CPC!!! Those that lost election in the ballot box my guess is that they want to create the same mayham that they created after the election where NYSC members were killed!!

Great observation but the CPC has no liver and everybody knows it, they're just chatting jack shi.it.


Enjoy!!!

ACN, CPC and APGA are all regional parties unlike the PDP. I can't see the like's of the criminal Tinubu ever ruling this land except you want Nigeria to replicate what goes on in Colombia.  Drug baron Tinubu will never rule this land trust me.

                                              Enjoy!!!

Who gave All Criminals of Nigeria (ACN) the moral right to accuse Mr President of "denigrating Lagosians"?

The SW was in the forefront of the protest against oil subsidy right? Come to think of it, it produces no

oil yet consumes more fuel than any other region, and you wonder why GEJ is peeved?

GEJ has every moral duty to say what he said.


NB
I was going to say I hope you guys choke on the oil that does not belong to you but which y'all want at any cost, but am not going to say it.

                                                                   Enjoy!!!

I believe the subsidy should have been removed in only the states that produce oil. The rest can go to hell.