₦airaland Forum

tunaguy:
am not a teenager am in my early twenties, i just never developed interest in relationship this one just happened like an accident i never planned for it not one bit

thepussyhunter:
oboy see as my eye shine when i see "INSULTS ARE WELCOMED".,...........its really been a while i insulted anyone here

Anyways here we go

PS:remember you asked for it

op you are a naive uncircumcised M0R0N...............an ignorant scum bag and retarted person.............

Your reasoning is like a scalar entity moving in a random irregular motion on a smoth plane....,....and thats why the gravitational force of stupidity and naiveness will always pull you to its centre..........

How can you be be fully aquainted with the fact that your so called bae who i believe is a LovePeddler
(only hoes post pics of a guy and gush about him when still in a relationship.............dont blame the lady though cos i know you must have been a boring idiotic reticent pig towards her)
is no longer interested in you and you being a dumb fool decided to remain in da relationship right......



why dont you act the man that u're suppose to be and dump her dirty bleeched ass before she does you huh?

Well then again you cant........you know why??

Cos you're a fucking bastard and an extremely stupuid one at that..............you're so stupid that i'm 100% cetain even a lathe machine with its spindle can do little or nothing in cutting and stripping you of such supernatural stupidity.....................i swear you are unimaginably stupid and that amazes me greatly...................do the needful dumbass and dump the LovePeddler ASAP after fvcking her a billion times in two weeks..........make sure you drop ur fvcking non-porous sperm all over her like the olosho she is and dont you dare give her the pleasure of having an orgasm..........not that you can anyways considering you got the smallest irrelevant dick ever ; a fvcking 0.8 inches...........
Fvck you man.....fvck you!!!






phew!!!
I feel a lot better now

thanks man for letting me do this................but if them ban me then know i'd come for you

Dlordsamurai:
shayne ward, "melt the snow.

Dlordsamurai:
LOL bro, i was called Nigeria micheal jackson in high school, bcaus i dance a lot.

Mariinee:
OMG.
Op..what kinna male are you ,Zeta?

She has grown tired of you,then dump her ass before she finally spells it out for you. Don't be a friggin pussy. Act like a man ahbeg

Don't let one yeye geh break your fragile heart

tunaguy:
From the look of thing's i need no one to tell me its over, This is my first relationship therefore my first heart break, i never believed such a day would come, if anybody told me this would happen i would stone the person to death ni.. But worse came to worse, and am feeling so much heart ache and emotional trauma
She hasn't even made it official yet maybe she's just feeling guilty.. But deep down have known for more than a month self i just don't know what to do, cause have never been in such a scenario.. Apparently she has a new boy friend she even posted pictures on Facebook gushing about the guy... Am just trying my best to be strong but deep down am feeling so f**ked up... I'll appreciate any advice y'all give. insults are welcomed sef.

Dlordsamurai:
lol kudos, ure correct

MadeOfBlaq:
And as we fight for survival and then we fight for the title,I am never scared I look straight into the eyes of a rival.
On the mic am a pshyco, and I like what I write so I am here dropping verses like am reciting the bible...OP

Dlordsamurai:
Alright guys, this is just for fun, drop a musical lyric and let see if someone can get the name of the musician that sang the son. "ok lemme start. "And people always told me, be careful what you do, dnt go around breaking young girl's heart, and mother always told me, be careful who you love, and be careful what you say, becaus the lie becomes the truth.

Benita27:
Reporting him to family members will worsen matters. He'll definitely deny ever touching his daughter. She's an adult, @22 her life is in her hands. She's probably scared of her source of livelihood if she stands up to her father so she would rather endure it 'till she could stand on her own. The girl is thinking of a lot; who'll pay her school fees, who'll send her upkeep if she decides to stay away from home, she doesn't enjoy the act with her father else she won't have reported him to the bf and stepmother, he must have raped her when she was very little.
I'll advice she writes to any human right organisation. There are also some organisations for rape victims.

Makamuanwuo:
maybe the dad active and caring more than you









sorry she need delivery

dayo57:
my girlfriend for two years suddenly changed her mind that that she has promised God never to engaged in pre marital sex. And this the girl I disflowered.i realy do love her but i just can't cope with it
help a brother please

slayminder:
so a friend of mine was asking me for an advice on his girlfriend, he said whenever it's time, she doesn't get Wet, and she always feel pain, and he said he make sure they involve in pre-intimacy for about one hour before s*x but still she doesn't get wet and she feel pain, is there a problem with her or him

hakeem4:
it was filled with fufu

R3m0t3C0ntr01:
Which one I go talk oooooo
okay!
I was in 100 level in my Hostel in the campus when, on a Saturday, arsenal was playing against Chelsea.
While the match was on, na so NEPA take light.
It was in year 2009.
So as Nepa take light, most people comot from the common room, go back to their rooms to wait for light.
About 10 minutes later, na so Nepa bring light back.
Oboi! come see race from everywhere for that hostel as boys and men begin run back to that common room.
Me Don already start to cook for my room, so I no fit join them run.
But one of my roommates was around that day, he was sleeping with his boxers on. The guy doesn't watch football at all.
From inside sleep, as the sound of running footsteps hit the guy like this, he just stand from bed like say Na Jazz, as he stand, na so he run comot from room o, begin run with those boys like mad man.
From where I hold spoon, dey turn food, I wan laff tire cos the guy no dey watch ball, he no know why people dey run, yet he just dey tear race.
Lol! anyway, after he reach the common room, come see say it was football that actually made those boys run, not fire or any other emergency, na so my roommate begin come back to room.
if u see as the guy face don tight ehn! the guy dooon veeeeex. He just dey curse those boys under his breath.
me just dey wait for am, I wan fall for laughter that day.
When the other roommates come and I tell them the story, dem laff tire too.
Oga Dessy, wherever you are today, maybe even reading this, I greet you brother!

hakeem4:
Like 2 years ago, I went to computer village to buy a phone. I had already asked one of my friend who sells uk used phone and he told me the uk used was around 14k then. But when I got to computer village and I saw the same phone on the floor, then I asked the seller he said 7k last. In my mind I was like I'm going to scam him, I priced up to 4K then he replied me with " oga why you dey do like this don't you know the price outside ?". Then we agreed 6k, as I wanted to give him the money he said police were around and they might harass me because I won't have a receipt for the phone I bought. So we started going away from the area then we got to where was it was safe then we transacted our business. As soon as I boarded the bus back home I remember I didn't buy ear phones for me to listen to music with my phone. I forget about it sha. 5 mins into the journey I noticed something was smelling like fufu. I just shouted in yoruba " who's smelling like fufu na" people started laughing. Let me just bring out my phone to check time as I pressed the red button I saw fufu ... I was just sweating even as the breeze was blowing


But when I remember about the story today it makes me laugh

kettykin:
Point of correction hypcritical and satanic APC , it was the PDP government that was responsible for the regeneration of the Music industry with the Government policy that madated the playing of 95 percent of Nigerian songs every day.

What P square wants to know is how would the hypocrits who still purchase foreign made vehicles , buy foreign made shoes , go to foreign hospitals for checkup and treatments now decide to ban foreign music production.

Please discerning Nigerians, APC government does not mean well for Nigeria, they have not grown Nigerian rice industry neither have they encouraged Nollywood , all they want is to kill our indigenous musicians career , throughscorch earth policies and highly jaundiced ethnic manipulations

brandydaniells:
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we made mistakes when were little cos.we.thought it was right ...our parent never gave up on trying to teach us d right thing ....u shouldnt hv given up on her....she thought wat she was doing is right ...that u were keepin her away from love ....never give up on family

U are right bro, but there was also a lesson there, now she don't joke with my words, b4 she starts dating her current bf she brought him to me for evaluation n I gave her my consent