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[quote author=gree-die]That guy is cute minus his torso!!!

No i don't obsess over dark guys.[/quote]different stokes for different folks

its wrong for the other partner to dictate the cellphone usage of the other as we are all entittled to our own space but at the same time try not to use your phone during the lovey dovey relaxation time as it has proven to course some strain on relationships

if ladies lie about their residence, does that mean all the people they hang around with never visit them at home?

most do that once they realise that the marriage is finished but they still want to present a united front or want to both parent their kids but under normal circumstances it is not adviceable

lol guy is hungry

book her for a full day pampering at a health spa

fubbyy: There's something people don't know about age, now let me educate y'all about the mistakes that many people make about their age, you are 18 years old, because of that you think you are young, yes you are young, no doubt, but if you look like a 30 years old man or woman, automatically you are 30 years, because you didn't carry your birth certificate in your face

I have a friend who's my mate(27 years old) but he looks like my uncle, when we met I didn't even mingle with him as a friend, I did as an older man whom I can learn from,later I discovered we are age mates, we actually met when I was 22, back then if he sag his jeans like we his mates do,people would tell him that he's bigger than this,it hurts him because he knew he was living his age

Referring to this thread, many people here are excited that they haven't hit 35 so therefore they still have time to achieve all these but little do they know that they are 40 years because of their looks





Look @ your self in the mirror, if you are 25 and look like a 35 year old guy or lady, you better debunk the notion that you are 25 and start acting like a 35 years old , its only you and your family that knows that you are 25, the society don't know that,age is just a number, what matters is how you look lik

hahahahahah so much anger . Are you offended by the thread?

[quote author=style$co]Who asked for your life history??[/quote]lol

[quote author=style$co]Don't know where to share this, but decided to do it in the romance section since we have more young people here.




1. Begin to put money in the bank and learn to leave it there
2. Date the right person
3. Get your own place, stop having room-mates
4. Get out of debt
5. Get that body you always dreamed of and maintain it
6. Surround yourself with people that will take u a step ahead


seconded
7. Start to accumulate a fortune and wealth
8. Learn to dress well not sexy
9. Accept that you are an adult n start living as one
10. Let go of the past and look forward to the future


BY Austine Paul[/quote]seconded

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]What makes him more of a "Man"?.......

His Little "print" that he was some how able to fit inside of a toddlers underwear or his Incredibly Ordinary Generic Bald Head?
[/quote]lol

i have noticed that i have a lot of haters on nairaland, i even suspect that 1 person is busy creating more profiles so that they can dis me. What yol seem not to understand is that this is an anonymous forum and even if you can hate me now, you will never get a chance to meet me or know me and the only person you are hurting is yourself when you hate on others. I need to make it clear that i will not be intimidated by anyone and i will continue to say my views without any fears or any favour. love me or live me alone. m not gona die. If yols feel better by saying nasty things, so be it, i am not easly intimidated. anyway below is a picture of a real man not the kind which is on this post who seems to have some of you under *****

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Aaah. So you dont like rough skin. Maybe you prefer a moderately macho man. I agree with the scars because anyone can get scars but I am referring to the agbero style scars from a hard life fighting etc

What about physique? Pot bellies, fit 6 packs or soft but not ripped bellies?[/quote]Pot bellies a no no. A guy must show that he works out

nop. Can never discuss my deep details with friends because they have the power to break or make the situation. The reason i hate talking to friends about stuff is because when yols fight they can ruin you or they can always hold what you say agains you.

[quote author=Atheist:-D]

So what about scars and rough skin?[/quote]hahahahah it depends how and where they are because at the end of the day you do not want to be with someone who looks like he has been fighting a lot but also remember that other people get scars because of car accidents, fire etc and its easy to differentiate between a good scar and a bad obtained scar. Well rough skin is still cool, i will buy him bio oil to soften it up

[quote author=Atheist:-D]To each their own. So what if he had that face and a macho body with broad shoulders etc. Would that still fall into your good books or do you prefer slightly more manly faces?[/quote]Ath a man must look like a man, I do not like pretty boys.

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Effeminate it is then.

He looks girly... then again he isnt the only one [/quote]yep but he is still not all that

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Why not? Too effeminate?[/quote]he is too much. Not attractive at all ( well to me that is) a man must look like a man not like this person. He dont look like a man. Complete turn off

Tadon200: quick ride.

this person is not all that.

it depends on the type of evil. Explain

slow is always better. Do not just approach any person you see because sometimes the lady might not be a good girl. Identify the lady you like, follow her secretly to learn her ways,once you are sure that you like her,greet her, make small talk everyday when you see her, intentionally bump into her atleast once a day ( plan it) then once she is used to bumping into you and doing small talk with you, politely ask her if you can get her number then call her, maybe 3 times just asking how she is then send her a text message and ask her not to take you wrong but you really like her and you were wondering if you can get a chance to know her better, she be reluctant at first but do not loose hope as most ladies blv that if a man really wants her,he will chase her, then once she has softend up, ask her out. Take her for a movie ( not dinner because you have nothing to talk about since you do not know each other)then the next day call her to just say hi, the 3rd day ask her out for dinner, during dinner make small talk, ask about the movie yols watched, just general talk ( avoid getting too deep or talking much about yourselves as real ladies do not like guys who brag especialy about money etc, profesional success etc. After 4 days ask her out again but this time go somewhere relaxed like a nice park ( sort of picnic) then there you must tell her about your feelings for her. BLV me at this stage the girl will be head over hills inlove with you but just waiting for you to say it. Then begin to spend time together like maybe visit her after work or school for about an hour or so so that you can gradually learn about her, then she can also learn you more e.g now you can talk about work, family etc coz now she will be your woman

[quote author=numerical_guy]OP sounds to me like a complete Gbeborun aka Amebo aka local gossip.
Did you by any chance visit his house in Delta state to ascertain for yourself that he has three kids?
If you don't learn how to mind your business, somebody is gonna teach you.[/quote]who is that somebody? is it you?

icebebe: She is a woman.she is a mother, a daughter, a wife, a sister.
She is a truly amazing person.
She is strong, smart, crafty.
She is passionate, courageous, generous.
She is beautiful, she has a brain and knows
exactly how to use it.
She gives life, love respect, gratitude and believes in others.
She will nurture you, [b]fight for you [/b]and she
deserves nothing less in return from YOU,TREAT HER RIGHT!

how will she fight for you?

the rich one is okay because money is important . if i do not love him, i will eventually learn as long as he does not loose the money

maybe she can get a job and study through correspondence

israel boy: is this not romantic enough, so that others can learn from my romantic life with yetunde

hahahaha guy this is soooo funny. i do not understand which section this should be but its making me laugh but i think the last part has a good lesson though

dplomaticVal: be extremely cautious wt dis facts 1. Don't beat her
2. Don't verbally abuse her
3. Don't disrespect her
4. Don't make her feel unloved
5. Don't Rape her
6. Don't cheat on her
7. Don't ignore her Love
Languages.
Give her kindness, she'll give u
LOVE
Give her smiles, she'll give u
laughter
Give her your heart, she'll give u
her LIFE
Give her a house, she'll give u a
HOME
Give her an idea, she will give you
a plan.
Treat Her Like a Queen, She ll
make u a KING.
LOVE her, and she'll SUBMIT
herself!
Sin against her and She will make
your life miserable, good measure,
pressed down and Running over
she will send your soul to hell.
Hmmm!

wow this part is funny

Soyedele1: I'm not leaving her. All I need is to help her to improve better. I love her so much

pretend to be joining an english class and ask her to join you then enroll her for one

nop

sit her down, make her understand that you are not okay financially for now but that does not mean you do not love her. Sometimes a simple understanding can go a long way

Raphd2: HEARTBREAK IS A VERY SERIOUS PHASE OF LIFE DAT ONE MOST PREPARE FOR ...AS AN ADULT, IT EITHER U AV XPERIENCED IT,GOING TRU IT ,OR IT KARKIN SOMEWHERE FOR U IN D NEAREST FUTURE ....

its better to just accept it, cry for days then move on