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PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Babangida And Abdulsalami Abubakar In Minna (Photos) by MONITZ: 11:29pm On Sep 13, 2016
aresssa:
The foolish, corrupt and useless otuoke dullard is making rounds all over the place to plead soft landing for himself, patience and our $15 million.

We know the money is actually jona's own personal loot with his wife, but thank God, they won't escape PMB's justice for the people even if he flew to Rome to beg the Pope..
U re underrating this guy a lot, imagine 15 million dollars for him nd his wife,seems u don't know the amount of cash available for looting at the level of presidency, I think that amount is chicken feed compared to what he has been able to help himself with.
Foreign AffairsRe: Toronto 2016: Snowden Explores 'secret Underworld' Says Oliver Stone by MONITZ: 10:03am On Sep 13, 2016
DTRUMPER:
That is if his mission to spy on Russia has expire.

Spy spying on spy.

May God help Him
So u think Russians will be so stupid to allow that to happen, I can bet my last kobo that he will be monitored to the letter.
FamilyRe: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by MONITZ: 12:09am On Sep 13, 2016
SirWere:
You are really quite stupid. You kept on throwing emotional statements around like "your mom" or "your dad" and other shit like that.


Nigga, it doesn't change the fact that this woman the OP is talking about needs to be taught respect.

A slap or two will fix this. I know what I'm talking about.
Na wa for the guy, me just taya, who is now even worse between himself and the person he wants us to believe that he is trying to correct.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Hundreds Queue To Collect Food From Hon. Dapo Lam Adesina by MONITZ: 8:55pm On Sep 11, 2016
I guess that's the late Lam Adesina's son,his father was a former governor of Oyo state and did his own 'chroming 'of the masses until he passed away and his son obviously is continuing from where the father stopped, for how long will the masses be subject to the whims and caprices of some sort of some individuals?

I guess that is y they don't want to empower the citizens genuinely, so the they can continue to use them for all sorts of ignoble exercises that they would ordinarily not do if they were empowered.
FamilyRe: Photo Of Elderly Identical Twins In Sokoto State by MONITZ: 4:46pm On Sep 11, 2016
Pavore9:
Wanjiku is even a girl's name from the kikuyu tribe which is just one of about 42 tribes in Kenya, while Okoro, Ngige, Amadi, Opara is common among the luo tribe.

If we begin to locally produce the greenhouse cover, the cost of setting up greenhouses will crash.
Do u mean Okoro ,Ngige ,Amadi, Opara are also Kenyan names? Plz can u tell me more?Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Accuses Okowa, Wike Of Deploying Militants To Edo by MONITZ: 8:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
I don't know who even talks more between Oshiomole and his wife because he talks more like a woman, men are known for few words bt Osho na lie. This election na do or die for am like say na him dey contest, although if truth be told, this election is Osho's 3rd term thru the back.

Our fingers re crossed and we re watching to see who carries the day eventually.
EducationRe: Missing UNILORIN Mass Communication Student Found (photo) by MONITZ: 5:02pm On Sep 10, 2016
sinaj:
I think he wanted to stowaway grin
Right!, reminds me of the little boy in Ego state that wanted to stow away only for him to see himself in Lagos.

Who has heard anything abt him recently ? or is Oshiomole done with using him for his "paparazzi " stunts?,because nothing hard them as u dey see them so, everything little thing na camera for the A. P. C.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Releases N12m To Buy Cows For Orphans by MONITZ: 4:48pm On Sep 10, 2016
Johnpaul2k2:
[size=14pt]Why buy Cows rather than skill acquisitions[/size] huh
They won't teach them how to fish,ans neither will they get them a reasonable education because they don't want them to become wise so that they can continue to use them for their 'dirty jobs",like when someone somewhere out of this country entirely says something they consider offensive against Mohammed,it is these street urchins they use to forment trouble....


So there is no way out for the urchins or talakawas in the north while the upper echelon live in affluence.
SportsRe: Osaze Odemwingie Campaigns For Osagie Ize-Iyamu (photo) by MONITZ: 4:00pm On Sep 10, 2016
jmichlins:
it doesn't matter the party affiliation what matters most is that they are joint partners in looting
**word**
SportsRe: Iheanacho Wins CNN Goal Of The Week Award by MONITZ: 1:06pm On Sep 09, 2016
Xtracoool:
Must you tell us he is from the South East.. Ehnn... Nairaland and tribalism.. *zuma's picture*




























Na joke oo grin grin grin
*I think he meant Super Eagles and not South East *,so I think you got it wrong.
PoliticsRe: FG Inaugurates Water Project In Otuoke, Bayelsa by MONITZ: 7:31pm On Sep 08, 2016
jamesibor:
Just like Goodluck Jonathan established the Federal University in Katsina.
U took those words right out of my mouth, a very fine example of "one good turn deserves another ".......
SportsRe: Nigeria Para-Athletes At Rio Paralympics In Brazil (Photos) by MONITZ: 12:43pm On Sep 08, 2016
Aubrey1:
lovely..i think Nigerian government should stop focusing and wasting funds on Olympic athletes that can't even win a single medal for their country.
Are u one of those who believe that the athletes shouldn't get motivation in any form from the government ?because they re there to project their careers!

There re no two ways abt it, if u fail to plan then u re already on the path of failure, nor be muscle dey win medals bt constant practise with exposure to up to date infrastructure.

Sports in Nigeria needs total overhauling for us to get out of this mess of zero or scanty medals @ the Olympics all the time.
CrimeRe: Hausa Youths Attack Lagos Chemist For Blasphemy by MONITZ: 12:30am On Sep 08, 2016
jamesibor:
The ascension of Bubu to the throne in Aso Rock aided by the likes of Beremx and co has emboldened these riff raffs to act with impunity, killing at will.
Ur observation is very correct, as in they ve become so emboldened all of a sudden that there has been no looking back for them because the "chief herdsman " is at the helms of affairs.... This malady will end someday.
PoliticsRe: Why APC Should Win Edo Governorship Election – Buhari by MONITZ:
The idea of having Obaseki in Osadebey 's house nurtured by certain people in Edo state is "dead on arrival ",he is a hard sell given the current economic imbroglio in the country, Bubu campaigning for him is even making everything worse.

Is it that he is not feeling the people's pulse or Wat?, maybe he is so cocooned that he is now far away from reality?,I could remember during their campaign train then, it was still this very Bubu and Osibade who used "sachet Milo and milk" for breakfast, this was to paint a picture of them being with the masses and the down trodden in the society.

But 16 months after, they don't even want to associate with the masses any more,now they want us dead thru with the obnoxious policies that re not even close to ameliorating our economic impasse.

Which way "BUBU "?re u trying to play Emperor Nero who fiddled while Rome burnt ?Come out plain and proper to tell us that u re as confused nd hopeless as the populace instead of introducing policies that start in fits and bursts,and which end up worsening the situation of things.
PoliticsRe: Police Stops BBOG Protest Today In Abuja by MONITZ: 4:16pm On Sep 06, 2016
Madam Oby will soon see wat she is looking for with this BBOG, as she nor wan rest for the matter, she is supposed to ve known that the party don over tay tay, nd she needs to wake up from her slumber and smell the coffee.

Bubu's body odor is not even showing signs of favourable disposition towards her, so make she just rest and this is my own candid advice that I would give a sister or anybody close to me.
Christianity EtcRe: Anne Enenche Ejected From Her Late Husband’s House (PIX) by MONITZ: 3:52pm On Sep 06, 2016
Okijajuju1:
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Wow!! Clearly these Niggas were lurking and waiting for the Nigga to drop dead so they could pounce on his assets.

Anyways, no need to cry too much.. Apparently, they were wedded in a Registry which makes their marriage subject to Federal Laws.

Secondly, she should just go to the Police and get them to arrest every baggar that comes near her home or her husbands properties.

Hopefully the Man had a will before he died, if he didn't, the matter is still simple as the courts will bequeath his estate on his behalf.

I hope she didn't have any vital documents in that house.









This is 2016, but many Niggas still be acting like its 1852.
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A very good and sound advice,but do u think this woman has the strength to withstand the rigours associated with court cases?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Not To Blame On Nigeria’s Economic Woes – Abdulmumin Jibrin Tells Dino by MONITZ:
Mr. Jubril or wateva the name is, this is typically wat the Yorubas call "oju aye " or "eye service,"if we can't blame Bubu, then who should be held responsible for the 'tanking of our economy '?,he has been in the driver's seat for about sixteen months now with no definite plans or cure in sight.

It takes a real man to own up to his mistakes nd accept that he has failed nd not this buck passing which is becoming monotonous to our ears, I doubt if we will ever get out of this mess.

They made us believe that solving the country's problems would be a walk in the park for them once they re voted in bt alas the A. P. C re learning in a very hard way that "ponmo nor be leather "and also that there is a limit to which propaganda would work nd sway people after which it would backfire like it has now.
PoliticsRe: Buhari And APC Governors Storm Edo Grand Rally Tuesday by MONITZ: 12:41am On Sep 06, 2016
With Bubu's presence in Edo state tomorrow, I can boldly say that Obaseki is losing the election because I see a lot of Edolites casting their votes for the P.D.P to slight Bubu over the current hardship.

Nigerians seem to be in a hurry to want to take their own pound of flesh nd boot out this" super clueless entity",i know a lot of the citizenry re eagerly waiting for that golden opportunity that comes just once every four years.
PoliticsRe: We Are Now Free From Tinubu: Tayo Alasoadura by MONITZ: 12:14am On Sep 05, 2016
This might be a ploy to get the votes of Ondolites since they ve shown that they re not so comfortable with Tinubu calling the shot in their state.

So all these statements against him might be a gimmick to dissociate themselves from him so as to get all the necessary votes,its only wen he wins the general election nd has been sworn in that we will know if he is truly Tinubu's boy or not.Tinubu is eager to have Ondo state in his "pocket "just the way he has other Yoruba states already.

Nothing is impossible in politics, wen u trust politicians,know that u re doing so at ur own peril or to ur disadvantage.

Politicians lie a lot and all the promises they make during campaign means nothing to them if they re not able to redeem the promises wen they eventually occupy the office.

So in order not to be hurt or disappointed, take any promise a politician makes with some doubts knowing fully well that they won't fulfil it,they are just a bunch of lying nitwits.
PoliticsRe: The Governor Of Imo State Have Been Slapped Again by MONITZ: 9:45pm On Sep 04, 2016
He deserves all the slap that can come his way now so as to restore his brain to default settings.
CrimeRe: #justiceForHajara: 6-Month-Old Baby Raped By A Teacher In Yobe by MONITZ: 7:40pm On Sep 04, 2016
I am sure even the devil envies some people because of the atrocious acts that they commit and the ones they think of committing ,their hearts are already so dark and filled with evil that I don't even know how they are able to sleep at night.

Imagine a six months old baby!, hmm and he couldn't even visit any of the "Olosho" centers that abound in his area.

In Nigeria, "All sins nor be the same sin"anymore because obviously some re more grievous and so ought to attract harsher punishments,like this man, he ought to be castrated and rendered useless for the rest of his life.
PoliticsRe: Commotion In Aso Rock by MONITZ: 1:21pm On Sep 04, 2016
Just negodu!, Keep dreaming, this exercise is impossible and dead on arrival, for ur information, the president of the U. S is even easier to impeach than a sitting Nigerian president.
EducationRe: Scholarship For Faizah Abubakar Who Had 9 As In WAEC To Phd Level by MONITZ: 7:28pm On Sep 03, 2016
davss02:
Meanwhile,I need the geniuses to help me out on this Many people will miss the answer. Someone steals your N500 Same person owes you N100 So he uses the stolen N500 to pay you his N100 debt and you give him N400. How much did you lose?
Ans: 900.
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ:
Organs:
MONITZ: Thanks for clarifying, Yes, i have seen some documentary on Area 51. I am a "HE". My whole point is this Monitz, when you say the things you said with the absolute way you said it, people will buy into it and i cannot get my mind off some innocent jungle justice people carry out in Nigeria because of stupid beliefs. I will share some with you, 1. When i was younger, my cousin killed his adorable dog's puppies because it had 3 puppies and they said it was an abomination, it did not make sense to me. 2. A woman in my village uses her bare hands to quickly turn hot steaming food on the fire, she was labelled a witch and stigmatized, the whole village was cold and did not socialize with her. 3. i read in the papers of how a 12 year old homeless orphan was beaten and burnt to death in front of national stadium lagos for allegedly trying to sell a 9 year old, 4. Women mostly are lynched and killed many times for unproven allegation of witchcraft. So, my take is this, to keep society sane most especially Nigerian superstitious society and in commenting to a woman being lynched and brutalized, i'd prefer for you to clearly say before anyone should treat this person like this, they need to clearly show proof that she is guilty and that this is her punishment by a competent court and not inadvertently support this act overtly or covertly by your statements which some might read as yes witches exist and yes this woman deserves this etc......
Organs: I think I now understand your stance better,and which is :" a person who accuses another of witchcraft should be able to prove so beyond reasonable doubts".
Moreover I will never ever accuse anyone of it because that would me I am stupid simply because these things re only in the realm of 'theoretical proofs'.

Remember I said I didn't know if that particular woman was/wasn't a witch. So I didn't use that woman as my proof that it does exist.

This is a public forum, if not I would ve given u some examples of some things that I experienced that were way beyond the normal and which formed the basis of my belief.

So organs, I think I will be more careful nd discrete next time so that people won't take these things literally and misconstrue everything altogether.

Do ve a nice day...Peace.
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ:
Organs:
MONITZ: Yes it is you who has little or no education and you seem to come from a family or a society whereby everything is attributed to witches and all those stupid conspiracy theories. Now listen well, no magic here just listen well, i live in America ok, all the mega churches and pastors all come to america, they even have camps etc here and they have yearly crusades, now you know what is MISSING? Healing and miracles, you can never see Oyakhilome or any of them healing anyone in America, because it will be investigated and it has to be proven to be true. So, why is healing and miracles only limited to Nigeriahuh Again, if i ask you a simple question, who do you know that played the American green card lottery and won? You can easily point to someone you have heard of easily, now if i ask you who do you know that knows anyone, that knows anyone (i don't care how long the chain is) that was BLIND or LAME that was healed in a church in Nigeriahuh The answer is NONE, Zero, you know why, because it is fake, it does not exist. Note, i am not referring to people that are sick, with a headache or malaria that got cured, someone with physical disability, i mean blind like Stevie Wonder or lame with no legs like Oscar Pistorius on a wheel chair? So, Monitz prove all things. Who can categorically say she is a witch? what is your proof? there are so many people all over the world with similar condition getting treatment, are they all witches? Hopefully Nigeria will get better with its justice system and since belief in witches and wizards are not admissible in Nigerian courts, soon, we will be able to sue your ass and by the time you spend 2 years in jail for false and malicious accusation, your brain go reset and other potential witch labelling idiots will take cue. I rest my case.
Organs :U got everything wrong simply because I didn't say this particular woman was/wasn't a witch, all I said was : "witches exist " and this is based on my own personal conviction, also know that I don't go about looking for people to accuse of witchcraft because that would amount to primitivity.

I want u to answer this questions :do u know wat they call "soul - travelling ,Astral Projection which is commonly referred to as Out of Body Experience"?.

In as much as you don't know anything abt something doesn't negate it's very existence. Do u know that in the U. S where u claim to live there exist a facility called "Area 51".Some of these things are esoteric in nature nd wouldn't make any sense to an "indiscernible mind".
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ:
Organs:
MONITZ: Yes it is you who has little or no education and you seem to come from a family or a society whereby everything is attributed to witches and all those stupid conspiracy theories. Now listen well, no magic here just listen well, i live in America ok, all the mega churches and pastors all come to america, they even have camps etc here and they have yearly crusades, now you know what is MISSING? Healing and miracles, you can never see Oyakhilome or any of them healing anyone in America, because it will be investigated and it has to be proven to be true. So, why is healing and miracles only limited to Nigeriahuh Again, if i ask you a simple question, who do you know that played the American green card lottery and won? You can easily point to someone you have heard of easily, now if i ask you who do you know that knows anyone, that knows anyone (i don't care how long the chain is) that was BLIND or LAME that was healed in a church in Nigeriahuh The answer is NONE, Zero, you know why, because it is fake, it does not exist. Note, i am not referring to people that are sick, with a headache or malaria that got cured, someone with physical disability, i mean blind like Stevie Wonder or lame with no legs like Oscar Pistorius on a wheel chair? So, Monitz prove all things. Who can categorically say she is a witch? what is your proof? there are so many people all over the world with similar condition getting treatment, are they all witches? Hopefully Nigeria will get better with its justice system and since belief in witches and wizards are not admissible in Nigerian courts, soon, we will be able to sue your ass and by the time you spend 2 years in jail for false and malicious accusation, your brain go reset and other potential witch labelling idiots will take cue. I rest my case.
Organs:i am very sorry ma/sir for being too forward in trying to say sth the way I know it, my fingers were actually 'itching"to type ,now I know they don't exist, I hope my apology is accepted.Ignorance is Bliss....
Foreign AffairsRe: Dilma Rousseff Impeached By Brazilian Senate! by MONITZ: 12:39am On Sep 02, 2016
gemale:
C cesspool of corruption!!! Parliament where majority of d members r facing 1 corruption charge or anoda. D ringleader of ds impeachment is currently a wanted in d USA 4 fraudulent practices. Dere is little evidence 2 tie roussef 2 those allegations. Indeed something is rotten in Denmark.
This is the only comment I saw that made sense to me amongst them all simply because it said sth abt all the principal actors. Kudos to u.
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ: 12:13pm On Sep 01, 2016
When some of these things happen, they sound like scenes from a movie or just pure fiction.

There was a case of a man who was seen early in the morning by the side of a thoroughfare in a particular village which I won't mention the name bt the setting was a students' environment, the man was covered with some things resembling wat a goat kid has on its body at birth,he was abt to be beaten by the mob.
When the elders of the village came, they knew wat it was all about and took the man away.

We were later told that the man was coming from "yonder" nd the fuel got finished,......nobody should ask me wat they meant by that.

Why were those things on the man's body at that time of d day? Was it jus a coincidence, if yes, coincidence of wat?
And I hope u ve all heard of metaphysics?
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ: 12:04am On Sep 01, 2016
[quote author=haryomikun post=48969023]l Haryomikun, dull gan o!!! .
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ: 10:23pm On Aug 31, 2016
fetrillion:
will u keep shut Mr man.. we are in Nigeria
Brother, the funny thing is that some of them re lucky enuf not to ve encountered one, so it sounds strange to them.

There was a time a woman was seen on a high tension wire in Benin city in broad day light nd she was alive, my question is:how did she get there nd y was she still alive? bearing in mind that on landing on the H. T wire, she ought to ve been "fried"alive almost immediately!

U can ask anybody who grew up in Benin city nd knows abt things that happened in the not too distant past,because this happened circa 99/2000.
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ: 9:25pm On Aug 31, 2016
Ishilove:
From the post, it says she confessed and died. Nowhere was it stated she was killed.

When witches confess, they don't usually live long afterwards.
Leave all these kids and "educated folks " they are afraid to acknowledge it's existence simply because they can't seem to understand how it operates.

U made a very important point and it's "they normally don't live long after confessing "nd it shows, clearly that u re aware they exist because I also know that they don't last afterwards after confessing even though they re not killed or tortured.
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by MONITZ: 9:15pm On Aug 31, 2016
PaulIdu:
Did the missing money scenario happen to you ? I would like to hear more about it and what you did you solve it .
Mr. Paul, I wont answer that ur question because u might still doubt it's authenticity, u should ask urself y an educated person like me is saying they do exist, and a greater majority re saying it doesn't.

Let me tell u sth that happened to someone I know, a friend's father who was into business and he had a particular notebook where he wrote all and sundry expenses.

It happened that he was looking for the notebook bt he couldn't find it, he searched everywhere for it bt all to no avail. He forgot abt it nd moved on bt sometime later sth happened again nd he decided to invite a dibia ,to my friend's surprise,the dibia dug a particular place in front of the house nd brought out a pot, inside d pot was d notebook they had searched everywhere for nd some coins, mind u the particular place he dug didn't ve any sign of a place that had been dug before so that it doesn't look like someone put it there, nd also the time interval wasn't much. I know it sounds bizarre.

I know as usual some will say "it's fiction or a scene from a Nollywood movie ,bt it happened live.

Mind u, "I never also believed in its existence until I saw things that made me ve a rethink"

I am also not saying that there might not ve been false accusations in some cases.

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