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RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 2:05am On May 20, 2020
Dybala11:
Blood of Zechariah, pregnant again keh and with 8 babies. God help your ministry oh. Don't you think it will be stressful taking care of that many kids??
grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy smiley smiley smiley smiley I'll Give U YANSH PICS. , That is what I love giving men BeCauSe they always ShOut, Yell and think they ARe very POweRfUl. StOP shouting, they won't listen.
I'm On A yanSh PROTeSting levels #
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 1:58am On May 20, 2020
Dybala11:
Blood of Zechariah, pregnant again keh and with 8 babies. God help your ministry oh. Don't you think it will be stressful taking care of that many kids??
I have 7 BaBy DADDieS to the GlORy Of GoD, Otito Di Ri JESSSSSSSSSUUUU!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Stop Loving, Calling My Guy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:56am On May 20, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
Why does it bother ya? You my girl?
yes, for any man that tRies to make me feel jealous by talking to other GiRls and Giving me ZeRO to no AttenTiOn, I SleeP with the boy or man friend of the new GiRl. So she can feel the pain of someone encRoaChinG UPOn her territoRy.
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 1:31am On May 20, 2020
bamidelee:
Bloda
Onwero
RomanceRe: My Igbo CouSin just came to SPenD the niGht. Do I isleepwith him? by MOnkeyBabe(op): 1:30am On May 20, 2020
Dybala11:
What the f.uck, 3 kids at age 24. Different strokes for different folks though.
Ah Ahn, I'm even PReGnat AGain S kissef,,
This Time with OCtUPlets
RomanceRe: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:28am On May 20, 2020
Jabarzee:
You know some ladies can pretend for that 2weeks
like me
RomanceRe: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by MOnkeyBabe(f): 12:54am On May 20, 2020
simplepee:
Lol.

You should stay together with any lady or guy you wish to marry for atleast 2 weeks before marriage. FOREVER is a long time.


I once said this here and ladies attacked me saying I am cheap, well I still stand by it.
God Bless you. TOo muCh time wasteRS
RomanceRe: 3 Things Women Do When They Are Cheating by MOnkeyBabe(f): 11:40pm On May 19, 2020
peterangelo:
I know alot of grlz dat love shiting
should we give them the name ShittU kiss?
RomanceRe: 3 Things Women Do When They Are Cheating by MOnkeyBabe(f): 11:23pm On May 19, 2020
StubbornGENIUS:
You wey be Americanah. Ka m nukwa na I menwuru ya.
Onwelo. Ife eme eChefuRi echefu. NDi NwOke n'iGBO a n'obodo a na KPAzuri eme isi . I nA Su asUsU BeKee
RomanceRe: 3 Things Women Do When They Are Cheating by MOnkeyBabe(f): 11:16pm On May 19, 2020
Fuckingmallam45:
Love is when your husband/boyfriend catches you with another man naked and still says " Honey, dress up, let's go home". Death is when you follow him grin grin


Some people will come into your life just to teach you how to let go. Embrace them.
lol
RomanceRe: 3 Things Women Do When They Are Cheating by MOnkeyBabe(f): 11:04pm On May 19, 2020
StubbornGENIUS:
I really don't care as long as i don't find out. besides i can't be bothered by a cheating partner who am not in love with
Don't woRRy. Me ah go Cheat On you well well
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Stop Loving, Calling My Guy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:46pm On May 19, 2020
ominirajj:
please people lecture me on how to love my man less. He claim busy all the time and am the only doing the call, chat and anything to make the relationship work .
Don't woRRy When. He COmes BACk, beat him with your SliPPeRs
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Stop Loving, Calling My Guy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:41pm On May 19, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
There's nothing you can do. You've been trapped. Even if you like, pretend not to love him. He still dey your mind.

I've had young women like you love me like that. I give them shit but las las them no fit resist me. They're vulnerable to me and I love it.
and I'll SleeP with her man . WAtChU Gon DO?

So that's how you ABanDOn women and staRt TAlkinG to new GiRls
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Stop Loving, Calling My Guy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:40pm On May 19, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
Send me a PM
I sleep with the man of the new GiRl Yar talking with .. what RuBbiSh
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Stop Loving, Calling My Guy by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:38pm On May 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
U didn't even make any sensible comment

U didn't advise her to get a job

Besides, if she wants to get busy, busy with what at first.. Someone dt depends on the guy for everything she needs
how do you know? Is that what she said that She Dependent on the Guy for everything she needs?
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Turned Down A Girls Proposal ? What Was Her Reaction? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:25pm On May 19, 2020
ElasmoBranchii:
Pomo is Cow skin

PMO is "Porn Masturbation Orgasm"
so this is what you have been doing with my pics. No wonder you refused to call me over.
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Turned Down A Girls Proposal ? What Was Her Reaction? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:08pm On May 19, 2020
ElasmoBranchii:
Work on your confidence bro, you won't need any girl to approach you. If you are confident enough you can get any girl you want.

If you don't work on your confidence when a girl finally shows interest you will Bleep it up.

Look at me, two girls approached me on the street. I'll summarize by saying what played out later was embarrassing for me. They were expecting me to take charge since they worked up the courage to approach.

Bro awkward silence everywhere. I have lot more stories like this I've Bleep up many times. I see it as a problem, I'm working on my confidence now.


Also If you are addicted to PMO try hard stop it. Cause I'm addicted to PMO(trying to stop) so I don't have any interest in real life girls.
what is Pomo?
RomanceRe: Cute Snake Cake (photo) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:31pm On May 19, 2020
Vickym1:
shocked shocked shocked
Call Down, Vicky Baby. My vickym. U too Dey fear. Wanna be a member of water Snake tRiBe cheesy?
RomanceRe: Cute Snake Cake (photo) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:25pm On May 19, 2020
Vickym1:
Baby are you sure? Won't you freak out shocked
I am One myself. As a fellow SnAKe, I love my People. One love
RomanceRe: Cute Snake Cake (photo) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:18pm On May 19, 2020
Vickym1:
Will you accept this snake cake as a birthday gift?
Hell yeaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! YUm kiss
RomanceRe: Catholic Priest Had Sex With My Crush by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:41pm On May 19, 2020
ChizzyBuna:
cry
I took the biggest L last week when I found out a priest was smashing my crush.
She is a nurse and the worst part is that her so called bestie snitched on her and showed me hardcore proof and reciepts.

I remember this nurse telling me about how one rev. Father was trying to chike her but she refused blah blah blah.. I laughed it off
Now fastfoward 1 month later, I'm told by her bestie that she is fucking the same priest and they both have fallen in love with each other. After confronting her about the rumor she blocked me on insta and WhatsApp. Which means her bestie was right!!!!
If I go into details of the texts and other stupid gifts and money this priest is giving this girl. Oh my God!!
This has made me lose major Respect for anything pastor or priest. Bunch of wolves in sheep clothing.
I pray she gets pregnant and cause wahala for the idiot priest..
Chiemela Im highly disappointed in you but I understand a hoe is a hoe. Period
Bleep all you catholic priests!!!!!
So after fingering a girl you still use that hand and finger to give out Communion??
Once again fuuuuck all the Catholic priest whether good or bad Bleep all you blind religious clowns that support and defend this bastard priests..
why don't you sleep with the PRieSts other GiRlfriends so it Can Pain him?
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Had A T.hree.some? Share Your Experience. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:06pm On May 19, 2020
lexyking:
Yeah I saw it. you were so real about it and I don't see anything extreme in it so there's really no need for any cross checking.
I sent RAWHumPeR my nude pic. Don't know if it's too open to send to my intending Boyfriend, that's why I asked him to double Check.
It's just me standing face up with booBs and nipples exposed.
I Sleep with the BOyfRienD of the GiRl my BoBO is talking with. Because I think she's seeing my bObo. So I SleeP with her man
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:54pm On May 19, 2020
Ekwutox:
So the reason why you helped that lady was because you wanted to have sex with her? You even want to put hand in her hole?

You sound like an irresponsible man. Poor girl. Ladies pls be careful
ekwutosi
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Had A T.hree.some? Share Your Experience. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:42pm On May 19, 2020
lexyking:
Why would I say you're begging? and by the way I'm not the type to judge anyone for living their lives
Did you see my Igbo BOyfRienD thread 0n ROmance? I sent it to him if he can CRossCheck first before sending to my Bobo embarassed
RomanceRe: Help!! A Guy I Like Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:29pm On May 19, 2020
KenBen217:
i know what day guy is doing...but lemme just keep my mouth shut...lemme not cast him grin
what is he doing? Please tell me, I'm only 8 yeaRs OlD embarassed
RomanceRe: Help!! A Guy I Like Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:23pm On May 19, 2020
Chenko001:
For people saying ignore him, it's hard to do that when you still open your WhatsApp messages. These feelings are uncontrollable and they hurt deep, you also think about them every moment. It can lead to obsession if care is not taken. As a guy we only do this sort of things if one has seen or heard something bad about you or maybe busy( to a certain extent cus not everyone works 24 hours a day). But give him time, he will come around.
NOTE: EVERYONE HAS A DARK SIDE, TRY TO SEE THEM IN ANY RELATIONSHIP YOU DABBLE INTO SO THAT WHEN HE OR SHE DISAPPOINTS YOU, YOU JUST PICK UP YOUR MAT AND HEAD TO A SAFER SPACE
which one is heard something bad. Is it PRimary 1 SChool. HABeG, that one dey him POCKeT ..no be only
RomanceRe: Help!! A Guy I Like Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:22pm On May 19, 2020
Sirvingeo:
Travel to Enugu to meet him since you want to display foolish love. Assuming you are my sister I will not only scold you for this stupid act but also ban you from associating with guys because you are not mature to handle relationship. That dude is using reverse psychology for you and you are here disturbing yourself.
explain
RomanceRe: Help!! A Guy I Like Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:20pm On May 19, 2020
Dominicane:
One thing u chingum gals don't get and understand is that, the fact u like a guy, doesn't means he has reciprocate ur love back.

We guys are also human, we have other things to think about other than dating.

Its high time u ladies start accepting the fact that, guys do get fed up with ur dramas. And when we call it a quit we mean every word of it .

"Money first, gals can follow after other protocols have been observed."
That's the guys' code.
na una saBi
RomanceRe: Help!! A Guy I Like Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:15pm On May 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
If not dt u no get sense, wat do u expect from a guy living in enugu where their governor shares eba and akpu soup as palliatives for lock down..

The guy actually missed his turn of the eba and start transferring the anger of it on you...

Better find correct sense


gringringringrin
lwkmdRotflmao funnieSt shit eva. Follown u rn
RomanceRe: Help!! A Guy I Like Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:13pm On May 19, 2020
Solearr:
You should leave him for the moment. I imagine pussy is hard to obtain for a guy like him in your university. He will come running back once he sees not all girls are as friendly as you are.
Chei. See Analysis

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