₦airaland Forum

ridboy94:
Learning a foreign language online.

me I Dey leaRn iGBo and RUSsian

tonididdy:
I don't know what to do about my GF
She wants to come over.
She's a nursing student at a hospital but has being off duty for about a week now due to the virus.
I am isolating but konji want kill me.
I am in a state of dilemma.
Konji or covid?
We planned to start producing babies end of the year but we may just push the dates forward and start now since we have time on our plates.


What do you think guys?

DO it. But don't forGet to weD heR

Administration1:
I have a total of 17 flat plates and 8 soup plates, 28 glass cups(12 are Heineken crested)

Chei! EDOn enter

lammylam:
Is it really up to 120? This is a good idea o i will count golden penny spag tomorrow. As for me sha o there is nothing new! Even without the pandemic! I am always indoors! (when am home from school) bedroom to kitchen to sitting room! Thats my daily routine.

God O. No make me faint. This COUntie countie business when light no Dey

Lynx001:
I discovered a lot. I found that it takes 1min 22sec for a fan to stop moving after switching it off. cokroach can live for 2hours after removing the head. The sound our tv makes when we on it is actually psctchzz and not stkhxtjj as previously claimed.

Heii.the level of boredom with this post

Kachi11061998:
boredom wan wound me today I no know when I go soak clothes wey I collect from dry cleaner yesterday begin wash them afresh.

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Corona why naa

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too MUCH MOneyyyy

TheMohican:
Most people have resorted to masturbating, it's a wild world mehn.

God forBiD. I Can neveR DeScend so low because of Sex. I'd Rather wait for a man, even if its next year.

Luckyziakegha:
Belgian woman, Suzanne Hoylaerts, aged 90, dies of COVID-19 after refusing a respirator, telling her doctors "Save it for the youngest [who need it most], I've already had a beautiful life."

“You must not cry. You did everything you could. I had a good life “, were the last words Madame Hoylaerts...

Read more

https://www.vivsco.com/2020/03/belgian-womansuzanne-hoylaerts-90-dies.html?m=1

GoD BleSs you mOm * HuGS*

NwaIgboBoy:
with the face mask on u look like lesbian....

eweniwe...ROTFLMFAOOOOOO

topsquino:
To help people with Corona Virus, I'm giving out 1 Million Naira to 70-120 Lucky Winners on Nairaland today by 6pm.

Please check my post on Nairaland by 6pm to confirm.

I'm not here to scam anyone. I've registered my account since 2007 and you can check my profile.

Quote: If you don't believe anything, you can never enjoy anything.

someone called POpe Igbo needs uRGent financial Assistance for his meds. He has pRoof with pictures he uploaded a few POSts before this.

Psalmy2cute:
China ate bushmeat, but the whole world is suffering from it

AnUmChjm

Tochi2020:
Hahaha

What Of BaBy AnU? Na Small thing Remain e for no enter MaRCh

iamimohtal:
Nice write-up ooo, but when people see u as trash or irrelevant, don't care if u survive or not just because they are in position of power and authority, what do you do ? Praise them for their gross incompetence, knowing very well that constructive criticism don't mean shit to these people. To them our lives are jokes, they be making jest of us. We voice our anger Tru the means you mentioned above and it gives us relief. I don't wish death upon them , I wish worse.

God Bless you for ConveRSing niCely and coming to his level, even though you don't aGRee with him. The effoRt you made is highly APPReCiaTeD. SteP by SteP. One Day, you may see ReaSOns with the wRiter.

FROm my own AnGle, I think life is ShoRt and DeeP. I Can't aFfoRD to hate anyone no matter what wRonG they have Done me. I would always CoRRect with ComPaSSiOn and wiSh them Well.

etrouble:
Haters will hate. This hatred and bitterness that your parents planted in you is the reason why you are sad, miserable and depressed. Vomit the hatred in you before it chokes you to death.

EXaCtly, the SeeDs sown. BeCauSe a few think it's about the OlD GeneRation dying Out.

Ogaga87:
Expected with convid putting the door of world economy in ajar state..

Not surprised..

The anger of the Lord is upon us and I'm trusting his mercies to put us back to where we were before..

URhOBO waDO.. miGwO SiR. GReatest foRUmite@ !

Yenefer:
It is becoming almost second nature for most Nigerians, both the educated and non-educated classes, to cross the line while pouring out their hearts on national issues. I agree, there are ample question marks on how the President Muhammadu Buhari-led government has acted on and reacted to socio-political, economic, and religious matters; spanning from federal character, insurgency, ethno-religious skirmishes, education, malfeasance, to now presidential invisibility before this coronavirus pandemic.

Naturally, we feel betrayed, used, and insignificant to the presidency. Not paling in comparison to status-quo that should be, your feelings are indeed valid. But letting this emotional pain lead you to hurl insults of all sorts at President Buhari, as rampant online, is an overreaction. As you call him unprintable, reprehensible names and ridicule him through jokes/memes, remember he is fallible, someone's husband, father, uncle, grandfather, and holds office of President of Nigeria. It is enough to beg to differ with and criticize constructively his leadership style plus policies. Using constitutional and moral means to show displeasure are in order. Look emotional intelligence's way.

Disturbingly, some people even wish Buhari death, hoping news of his demise filters in soonest. If that's not a representation of the Scriptures' observation that "The heart of man is desperately wicked," then it must be of something worse. If you fall in this category, kindly stop now! Such comments are humor taken too far.

As events unfold and we watch with disappointment, anticipating the National Assembly does the needful and saves the day, let us (Nigerians) amplify our voices to be critically loud enough, not insulting enough.


©Kaycee Naze,
Rational Pen.

Thanks for this, and I'm not even a BUhaRi SuPPoRter . We aRe all alive today but for the meRCy and GRaCe Of God UPOn OuR lives.

Glink2018:
Igbo. Perverse generation and evil+minded tribe. You and your people will soon be destroyed and eradicated without no remedy like the Amalekite

Please this has to end this 2020. I know it's an AnOnymous foRum but UnPRintaBle thinGs Shouldn't Be Said. foRGive, I know what he wROte is annoying.

chukwugoziegi:
I've been trying to explain this to people but I cannot can with most of them at all. This is NOT God's doing.

John 10:10.
The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.

Amen

Lastmankc:
One of my guy begin give me attitude last year December BC him they travel to Yankee.but my guy no understand say him dey go USA go jam covid 19 shall.
But,I always pray for his safety BC I love the guy so much.

God would Bless you for your level Of maTuRity. It Only Pays to Be Good

olivegirl:
I'm so disappointed

VeRy embarrassing Statement that person made.
FRom a CiViliZeD & ChRiStian PeRSpeCtive, we are taught to foRGive even if wRonG has been done to us.

Hypocrit:
Is simple. Before you fuucck, make sure you sanitize your prick/vj before dressing them with their various mask. How to practice sexual distancing: make sure your body don't brush on each other (just let the two sexual organ do the job), otherwise, you can were a coverall made of cellophane, with an opening to the vj and the prick.
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Just trying to contribute to this fight in my own little way.

ROtfl

ednut1:
after corona u send them back lol

I was thinking the same thing

ReverseFlash:
"...the most powerful country in the world"

I think the Trumpeters in this country can apply then. Please apply now ooo.

On a serious note, this is just bloody insensitive. Italy and China have been managing their cases without asking for the services of foreign expatriates. Tells a lot about your health workers.

They don't want to Die. SimPle

MrMacinterchi1:
Lol. this where the problem usually start. You all believe that u can change the rough /bad guys. The reality is that it always end in tears for many. the quest is nothing but a wild goose chase.

I'm not Giving uP on my ElOChukwU. BeCauSe I used to Be ROuGh, BUt CHRiST, MaSteR JeSUs never gave up On me.

Nackzy:
Am sorry

BROther,
I Don't know the GiRl you are talking ABOut. But Please, Cant you foRGive and ACcePt heR BaCk in yOuR life? Cheta, GOd is more ABOUt meRCy.
PeOple may make an excuse for Sexual sins, saying it doesn't huRt anyone. InsiDe, they may be trying to ChanGe BeCause it feels wROnG.
Women try to Be LibeRal and feminiSt. This may not mean they don't want to Settle with a man.
GoD Bless and KeeP you and yOuR family..Amen

KosiGee:
If she was laughing at your accent, that would’ve been very rude. If I was you, I would’ve stopped in the middle of my introduction and ask her if I had said anything funny.

LmaO . My Own is all these NiGeRian COmeDians that claim one could Switch aCCents when they are HaPpy, but when they BeCOme maD and AnGRy, they SPeak with their hOme BaSED AcCents. Please watCh thOSe COmeDy SKits for you to See what I'm SayinG.

Nackzy:
Lesbians everywhere, wanted to marry a girl in Abuja but discovered she's bisexual, i ran four Forty

Don't you think you ARe BeinG tOO haRSH?

invincible560:
you can't change people, you can only influence them

true

Kekereekun123:
Sometimes when you look back at how women treated you as a good and calm guy over the years you begin to think should I turn into a heartless beast?

I have friends who treat them like trash but the ladies still keep chasing them. Some don't even have money or cars o.

I Don't know if you are a ChRiStian. And your OPinion may be BiaSed. Maybe being a Good Guy whose feelinGs have been huRt. But what if God Sent that GooD girl to the BaD Guy on PuRpOSe to change them.

kestolove95:
Can I ask my fiancee dat I like to see his prick b4 we marry? If it is big seriously I can't, am still a virgin I need small dick or average

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GamalNasser:
So calling for borders to be closed to protect Nigerians is now politics?

ATiKU'S humility. I'm DeVelOPinG feelings for him.
AnD I'm a MaRRied wOman