Joseph and pharohs

guy I know its your heart u are pouring for all.you will be a good novelist than giving us dogo n turenchi(in Hausa tongue). your message is beat channel to by he appropriate channel in the school as a back up for this .be cool

don't walk backward ,its the death mode of work,
don't cross someone's leg while passing u will born a deaf and dumb child,
that if two dogs are mating , just hit a nail on the ground,the two dogs will be glued together until the nail is unearthed,
that a lady's first time mensuration is coming from as a result of sex with a man,

nairaland.com ,Facebook, punching.com,goal.com,TMZ.com. wish I can mention my almighty arsenal.com

no difference between Aisha and pikin here. Forever young!!!

rotimi wanted yo route the phone report said they were android phone with much data consumption... olee buruku lomo yen... but Adebayo why u dey expose ur family wahala so.take it to GOd in prayer .he is possessed . that's all ...

you can meet her in her character. simple as ABC.

atiku : baba I wan return all ptdf money

buhari: don't worry your prison term will be short and fun , is 100years imprisonment very very shirt
atiku: hahahahahahaha , just put allow genny to come and see me in my cell
buhari: hahahahahaha(for in mind he think say I dey joke)

lifestyle1:
Nairaland used to be a place where you get advice and answers to your questions but reverse is the case nowadays, they now refer you to Mr google, waiting for my bullshit to drop is shi.t comment.

@ Topic : try to know more of the girl. school, work, likes, dislikes, marital status, kids and the kind of guy she will like to meet, when you are short of words, force force her to ask you some questions too.

so after today,what will you say tomorrow and the next day and the next and next...?

GULIVERrine's travel ... video premier soon on naira film .

buy movies that shows end result of a nagging and troublesome wife .believe me women are Scarry when anything threatens their marriage. sorry bro. I can feel you are already in an igbotic lagoon in your marriage. thank me later.

please angel I was told if I didn't toast you dollar exchange won't be 1 naira again.

fat guy or lady are sweet singer. they get voice for music... but you date them with their sweaty and weight, men you just have to encourage them to go with their hankies to wipe the damn thing... slim is cool and sexy down but fat is fun looking and good dancer. room for criticism anyway.

jamex93:
Hahahahahahahahah

oboy this light green pass mango leaf

I swear,

full current light na e she dey pass for u so

loling bro!!! as green as ugwu and mango leaf... dude is a learner boyi.

good sight but wtf is those twin doing outside... if aisha and pej displays theirs, they can't be a wife of a president...make our girls and female celebs be a good role models and stop giving us unwarranted hard on... aba!!!

justi4jesu:



Not only in Nigeria

English wicked o!!! my tongue tip almost got bitten between my teeth... its not academically useful even if your lecturer is w Soyinka or p obaiagbon...

Rexnegro:

Mine is she no sabi ride n suck my dicck , and she talk too much .

I love this die but mine dis complain her honey pot they always pain her when she rides me... what can I do, I love being ride o

BeeBeeOoh:
I solely doubt that this lady was created in God's image...

lmfbao !!! so in whose image was he created

BeeBeeOoh:
I solely doubt that this lady was created iGod's image...

lmfbao !!! so in whose image was he created? maybe he was made from the dust of Jonathan exit room carpet from aso rock abi?

but wait o, Na the bride carry am. I wish I can sleep in her hand o. marriage sweet o.

Olutola88:
At one point, there was a Mario girl that made many guys here act preposterously.

Each time I visited the Romance section, I saw all sorts of guys carrying her matter on their heads like Darling Yaki. Some stalking her and many saying so much about her beauty.

On one fateful night I innocently visited d Romance section & came across her picture on one beauty thread. E be like say Electricity shock me cos I was not only disappointed in her looks but the obsequious act of her sycophants also fell me flat.

My instinct instructed me 2 give “them” a benefit of doubt by asking “Is this the Mario gal many guys here always claim is so so so Beautiful”? I was like... Excuse me! I expressed my disappointment in her looks as I expected way better.

I wasn't even allowed to Land b4 one boy just jumped 4rm a corner I didn't know. He got all defensive... YES! I love soldiers, brave ones @ that. But I don't like a Nigerian soldier flexing muscles on the streets of Lagos when Boko Haram are wasting lots of innocent lives in Borno.

That boy that jumped to defend her would have made sense if he defended her Adroitly, Astutely, Diplomatically, Intelligently or Wisely. But as a Mature Gentleman, I ignored his ignorance.

The boy's moniker read Naijaboy. So, that scenario came to mind when I saw the same boy criticizing guilty boys like him. Well, I wouldn't know if he's grown now...

guy Wetin u dey talk .Na grammar u wan blow abi Na English for this matter .adroitly or Na android phone .a beg you sound like a sadist. the babe fine jor.

KoloOyinbo:


Don't know which is the most silly?

The girls for claiming such nonsense (perhaps she has mental problems).

You for believing it.

Others for believing you?

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maybe more reason I wanna doubt her .she has a crush on me while I was serving in her home town and i am aware they worship idol in her home .and she insist they still worship and sacrifice to a well in their compound . I dont know if she meant what she said. I just don't wanna be a victim of marine manipulation. she is sane and very funny and playful.

I met a girl who really loves me and has shown it in all ramifications. until she told me she is from a marine world but she decide to chose to do good instead of evil and deliver ppl who are in danger . she prays and read her Catholic recitation and she is very hard working.I don't really love her but she is such a nice girl. I gave her my prophet number so she should call for possible deliverance or guide,
but she was afraid she might be woo by the prophet base on her past experience. we had sex and I was so scare she might be a pretender.the point is at all mummy water evil and can they destroy human life. I need a mature response from a nairalander .thank you.

VickJames:
Danfo plane

lmao.danfo plane am sure it plies very low so passengers can buy lacasera .

jnrbayano:
Creativity in an amorous way.

A time will come when shaking of hands will be replaced by shaking of joysticks.

. such is exist in Australia among certain tribe as a way of greeting. make they no just grab my dick hair o.

kwara stadium no dey? ojoro

back in Hawaii football is sweet

azimibraun:
So range get limo? Even for film I never see am before.

u go talk am .range limo is the bomb... see how he fine die. well in India , we get maruwa for limo too.

back then the call me KOKO because my mum use to dish coco yam for me to school when we have no money then. though I don't like the name, but the more u control them to stop calling you the more they enjoy calling you. I later get use to it and it help me after I leave school am easily recognised with that nickname. am in Peru now I have no Nick name.

sorry who is patio... I live in Copenhagen.

ppl like mi and ice prince .I pity them.am tall viz I live in skysctappers metropolitan of Manhattan new York.

kwara state is the best place in Nigeria. they are morally and spiritually and God conscious. kids owned state Na Wetin dem be before I move to cyprus

yeah the guy either thinks of what hr print in the wedding it could be his live savings or he was just emotionally high. well I live in Buenos series, I am happy ly married