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Hi Treetop! [s]I see you these days doing your thing. I got tired of romance so I stuck to sports and politics.[/s]
Let me see acid's pic first.

YAY! Oya hurry up!

OgidiBoy:
The kind of assignment you do under the sheets with the lights turned off

LOL - you are not serious. Oya show us your pic. I can start campaigning for you to be the NL celeb of the week.

acidrop:
hehehehhehe u in facebook? wat is ur id again o facebook.

guy ke, i dont have a white guy ooo? Ogidi were did u getthat from, dont tell me is the one from hicgh school, datz like 3 yrs ago now oooo

LOL! Ah ahn! You told me yourself o! On FB now! Remember? Oya talk - I wanna see his pic. As you can see we are ALL celebs on NL shey? Let us see your celeb bf.
I miss you too girl . . . oya gist me!

OgidiBoy:
I wish I can come over to your place so we can do your assignment together

LOL! What kind of assignment am i doing that you think you can help me with?

OgidiBoy:
Jgirl I been think say you don go sleep ooo

For where? My day is just starting. . . I have assignments to do.

Acidrop! - Darling darling! how are you? I was looking at your FB profile the other day. . . I'm jealous o!

But yes, how is your guy?

I really agree. I think we have to take over. These guys have screwed up our country well enough. They need to step down for us ladies to show them how it's done.

She was definitely slimmer there. . . I don't know what else to say. Maybe he likes her fatter.

E gbami! Did Ini Edo wear a strapless dress without a necklace on her wedding day?
Ahhhhhhhhhhh - I am now convinced that they were broke before the wedding. Shuo! What did she do to deserve such a crappy outfit?

HeatFusion:
better warn ur gf to stop cursing me.

Tell her not to worry, I go donate my pigy bank for the shoe jk

Yeye! I don't blame you. It's because Uncle D gave you mouth to talk here. Omo kekere!
I am not cursing you. You started it

OgidiBoy:
I'll pay if only I spend a least two night with you before I leave for Mexico for spring break with my friends.

Say what? I can do that. . . will you pay for HeatFusion too? I think she needs a bit of attention as well

Heatfusion, it is YOU they will be counting pennies for! Yeye Girl!

OgidiBoy:
My dear don't mind Heat Fusion na jealousy just dey worry am, Easter in just right around the corner, if you need anything just let me know and you can get anything you want from Sack fifth avenue on my account of cause.

Oh really? Wow! Did you win the lottery or something? No problem at all. . . what of Spring Break? I'm thinking of going to FL (Disneyland) to be precise. Do you want to pay for that too?

HeatFusion:
Leave Burlington o. Their clothes are good jare.

No be like that.

Berra not let Jgirl shop at the same place ini edo shopped for a wedding dress. You dnt want ur bride looking like her do you?

Ah ahn! Another Insult! Girls like us do JC Penney if the worst comes to the worst of the worst. I don't do thrift stores ooooo! Ogidi knows all that already. You don't have to remind him.

I somehow believe that even those stores in shady areas have better wedding gowns. I mean, could she not have done DIllards at least? Ehn! I know Saks Fifth or Vera Wang is not her style but she's a flipping naija actress . . . wed properly abeg!

OgidiBoy:
I don't have anything against chubby girls oooo I'm just saying the same thing you saying my dear. She should have covered some of those fat rolls, the are so not attractive. I wonder if she would have worn that same wedding dress in Nigeria.

I agree completely. She would have worn that dress in Nigeria but I am sure someone would have told her the truth and she would have had to change. Her hubby liked her that way sha. The way he kissed her, I would have thought he sucked her tongue out of her.

I hope he can stay faithful to her. Ini Edo should not get complacent o! If not that dude will drop her like a hot potato

HeatFusion:
The dress is more than  cheap. . . .

Leave the girls alone oooo

I agree. I think she got it for a knockoff price.

OgidiBoy:
Are you saying the dress was got from Burlington Coat Factory on sale

Abeg, do not insult Burlington. They would never carry such a horrendous wedding dress.

OgidiBoy:
I heard about the event all the way here in Dallas but God know I'll never go to Houston just to go see that chubby girl.

Eya! Why not? Do you have something against chubby girls? The only thing I think she should not have done was to wear that dress. She needed to cover up those arms, and those fat deposits. Apart from that. . . and the horrible makeup . . . and the horrible hair, she was an average bride.

HeatFusion:
H202 is alive and well.
Troublesome as ever
Dnt play that game. . . .so did H202 let you go to the kitchen for a sec?
Is that how u're able to communicate here?
BUSYBODY see am oooooooo

Lol wetin you see? What girls?

Stop lying to busybody! Aunty BB will not answer you sef. She knows I'm not as bad as you.

Those girls now! I cannot use all my mouth to talk.

Abeg, am i the only one who finds that wedding dress a little too cheap?

OgidiBoy:
missed you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

Ogidiboy, you've started lying to me? Chei! How could you miss me when you were busy gallivanting around Texas with Ini Edo's bridesmaids?

OgidiBoy:
So that's where you've been hiding

Where have you been? What kind of suitor abandons his girl like this? I have not been hiding. Don't mind HF. . . how are you?

HeatFusion:
OMG!! Finally, H202 released you!!!

lmao, ashewo.
Infact, I dnt want to see you anywhere near his post

Which H2O2? Abeg o! Where is he sef? He's MIA. . . .
I see you ooo HF. . . All i ask is for you to show off those girls properly.

That make up is a complete disaster. Ah ahn! I like foundation but no one said foundation should give you a different face complexion now!
She doesn't look Ini Edo-ish. I think she actually looks better in her Nollywood weddings.

That's How You like it - Beyonce ft. Jay-Z.

Slide show - T.I Ft. John Legend

Cristalz:
@Emp/ Eastbay

Aw, you guys are so sweet
Thanks a mil.  .  .glad to finally shed those khakis. Still dunno what to do with 'em. POP was awesome.  .  .I marched Sub-guard commanding nor easy o,lol. Minister didn't keep us waiting too long this time like his predecessor did on camp,and the sun wasn't too hot so the number of fainters was minimal

As for the parties, enough dey o, but I can't celebrate just yet 'cos I got another interview tomorrow. Emp it won't be Hilton this time. . .the Dome, Nicon Luxury, etc . . . . . .

@Moonstone

Hilarious. Replace the ''wife'' with 'chocolate'? You want to kick your man in the shadows too like the men are doing to their women?
United boiz, is that really how y'allz priorities are set?

Congrats girl! I didn't know you would finish so soon. I secretly really want to do NYSC but pressure won't let me at least not for now . . . .maybe when I'm done with my M.Sc. I'll think about it. But you should not overparty oooo! Pace yourself.

LOL! My priorities are not that strict. I won't kick my man into any shadow now. He should at least know where he stands, as long as he knows he's behind Man Utd. That's my first hubby, always.

Bobby Jindall is a good governor and a good public speaker but yes, he fell a bit short when responding to Obama.

Back in the days of Katrina, our beautiful ex-governor who I've sworn never to mention her name again . . . was not filled with as much ambition for Louisiana as Jindall is. He really knows how to handle situations well but the response was so not him. Just do me a favor and research on Jindall. Not only is he a good governor, I think presidency for him would an amazing addition.

He is a man that gets into what he says he will do. . . I did not realize that until Gustav came along but he gets the job done and has proven to be a worthy person in government.

Abeg who wants to be a Nigerian? People are running away from the country.
I think it has always been because of our culture. Nigerians used to be polygamous with various concubines and for some reason, this has cause a crazy explosion in population. When you also look at the countries around us, you can understand how Nigeria seems like a better choice.

Not to be pessimistic but seriously? Even top 1000, I would not expect to see more than 8 Nigerian schools in that list. Were they actually expecting a lof of Nigerian Unis to be there?

Okay, I just saw this and I thought it was funny. I am sure this describes a lot of y'all. . . For me, replace the "wife" with "chocolate" and I'm a happy camper.

For some silly reason. . . but here it is
http://www.football-wallpapers.com/wallpapers3/manchester_united_fans_1_1024x768.jpg

bawomolo:
he he you are not serious.

come o, someone get this devin harris kid out of the eastern conference. See the way this small boy embarrassed derrick rose.

Embarrass is an understatement. I loved it. . . absolutely loved it.

Abeg, was i the only one who watched the Celtics get their butts whooped by one of the worst teams in the western conference? LOL! Jesoul and Chiogo, my heart goes out to you both. The only thing stopping Celts from being 3rd is the fact that Orlando is dropping games like flies.

I think it's the water issue. The best thing to do is not too stir it all the time. Just not too much water and when it's drying up, put a lil' more so you can monitor how soft it gets.

It is kinda easy but it requires the right amount of everything. I'll try and measure it when next I'm making it but how do you prepare yours, maybe you're missing a step that I use or something.

Diva - Beyonce ( A diva's the female definition of a hustler . . . such a classy term for an un-classy thing)

dyabman:
forget it, all Inter players are psycho's , they know what they are doing bro, how about adriano , Vidic sef no fit tackle am , he wan die , see power . GBAM!

Abeg carry your negative energy away from this thread with you. . . they don't know what they are doing. What were you watching? It was just that luck was not on our side today if not, it would have been 3-0 at least.
Wait till Vidic comes back before you start shouting about his skills sef.