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Nigerian stupid bastard? OH MY GOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

What's the meaning of all Dis?

M.I. . . and Naeto C. . . and Ikechukwu. But M.I. is the rave of the moment now and he's really good.

Diasporans coming back in this credit crunch time are coming to get a piece of the national moi moi. . . I don't trust them in a position of power or anything close to that. In my opinion, if you're coming back home, just humble yourself and start a biz. To come and start in politics is a game that's meant for the experienced.

DaPhoenix:
Sup sexy?

Battle of the flirts. . . I need to watch this thread very closely. . . I can pick up one thing.

Girl, you need to move up the date. . . I'm getting to anxious waiting for the results

Okay, after a long and considerably hard decision, I'm moving the party from jand to Naija in the last week of March. There are more arses there for me disturb with my jubilation. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. I did not even get to throw a good party there last time so I have a lot of ground to make up. . . I'll send out IVs when I'm done putting 2 and 2 together.

That aside, I'm on my knees, kneeling and praying for Man U to win by not just a point but by 2. Girls like us are too greedy for 1-0 or 2-1 . Whichever way, I've put half my money on the line for this game. If we don't win by a landslide, I'm going to freak out.

Then again, I trust my team enough. I'm not a gambler, I'm an opportunist. . . . Man U rocks my World!

I don't know what to think about this idea yet. All I have to say is that 4 years is too small for this kind of project. He better be ready for second term and he better win.

Bonnie and Clyde - Jay-Z ft. Beyonce (I love this song, makes you wanna have a Bonnie/Clyde )

Romo is Going to screw up. . . that team needs therapy and so do the fans.

Hollywood - Jay-Z ft. Beyonce.

AdamBrody:
Most unintelligent, dim-witted, brainless and thick-skulled member : moonstone

AdamBrody:
Most Dumb and Dumber Mumu Twins Members: J-Girl and Sisi Jinx

Ah! We are back ni?
I missed you so much .
What happened? Did you finally find love? You still haven't forgotten me? I feel so special.
LOL! It's good to see that the new year has not changed you. . . please you're receiving my nomination for Member who I would like to post more often.

Gatorlink ke? Abeg change that name. . . we have a lot of gator foods in my area o!

spikedcylinder:
Still haven't heard any song by this dude.

Do you want the links? they are everywhere on NL but here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE-wayuIaZI
These are four of his songs in one

But these are his best to me
Anoti - http://www.imeem.com/nigerianhiphop/music/gw74fhHd/mi-anoti/

Forever - http://www.imeem.com/people/DgLdsV7/music/1NZ6MSt0/mi-forever/

bawomolo:
abeg jare let me rest. you forgot deron william wasn't at full strength earlier in the season. 0.5 difference in APG and you want to kill me. shh both of them are equal. I could have seen how good CP3 was but he bitched out of a match up with D Rose . _{ok cp3 is good but he aint all that}

Bawo confess now o! Confess! Which girl did CP3 take from you? You are sounding like a bitter ex.
How can you compare CP3 to that small boy? Rose is an awesome player but how can you match him to CP3?he's not at his peak yet and neither is CP3 but CP3 is way ahead of D Rose.

Upon all, if you get to the playoffs, y'all will be blown away like dust. Just get ready for the fleur-de-lis.

Fashola is one, if not the only governor I know that is actually doing something about that city. My only problems are the environmental aspects. I hope they are considering that. The concept looks good in theory but I envision it will be worse in practice for one thing, only the rich will be able to afford certain places.

My first reaction - They should watch that child VERY well.

Second reaction - it's actually possible. I guess the Lord was on their side. I think it's so cute that they named the children Kelly and Nelly though - reminds me of my sec. school days with that song Dilemma when it first came out.

Still - that's very surprising. . .how is is that someone forgot a child in her belly or how is it that someone did not know she still had a baby in her stomach? I don't get it. . . yet.

bawomolo:
na wa o, what are you smoking on.  Deron williams is a better passer than Chris Paul, williams is a better shooter while Chris Paul is the better shooter ala AI.  Deron williams is a better defender while Chris Paul gambles and gets a lot of steals (ala AI again).  They are equal.

what can i say, guess who is the no.8 seed in the east.   

who needs tyson chandler when you got studs like brad miller and tyrus thomas 

What can I say? Guess who's the #3 seed in the West? 
Better get ready for that Fleur-de-lis.  Tyson Chandler is of a lot of help to our team (7-game winning streak), It's not easy now shuo!
What are you smoking on? Who has the most assists in league? Who's leading with assists? Sometimes I get this lil feeling that you're watching a different NBA season than I am. The leader of assists is CP3, Williams is second.
How can you put CP3 as a defender? Have you seen how he controls that team? What is wrong with you? Ah ahn!

See this link abeg!
http://www.nba.com/statistics/player/Assists.jsp?league=00&season=22008&conf=OVERALL&position=0&splitType=9&splitScope=GAME&qualified=N&yearsExp=-1&splitDD=All%20Teams

You are just against CP3. Tell me, did he steal your girl? it's becoming outrageous how much you envy the dude
If you had watched the game today, you would have seen how good of an all-rounder CP3 is.

HeatFusion:
See this yeye ayamantaga?

Who is predictable?

LOL! You are very very predictable. It's an honour o!
I can predict you with boys especially

Categories:

Best Female Poster: Tatase (that girl writes sense in her epistles), Busy body

Best Male Poster: Treetop, Eldee (when he's normal)

Nicest Member: Jkpretty

Best Newbie (Registered in January 2009):

Classiest Member: Treetop

Member Who Should Post More Often: Me!, A-40, My darling CodeRed (i miss her here jooo), H2O2, Dr. Ferlie

Most Delusional Member: Hands down - Tumfulu, followed closely by Vanweed and Adam Brody.

Member Who's Most Likely To Be A Good Parent and Lover Now/In The Future:  

Most Popular Member: It has to be Deepzone and Funmi and all her names.

Most Comedic Member: Vanweed, Doyin13, Jennykadry and whatever name she has now, DaPhoenix with all her little New York clips, Sillyboy

Most Predictable Member: Heatfusion

Best Thread Maker: Tumfulu (I miss the english men!)

Worst Thread Maker: Eyonigger

Wittiest Member: DaPhoenix, Eldee, Sly

Biggest Flirt:   - There's only a few of these people here and if y'all don't know by now, , , , it's not from me you'll hear it, Sly too

P.S: I am GOING to edit it when i remember more people

DaPhoenix:
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif There you go!

My list is up next

DaPhoenix:
hehe it's all yours.

Thank you! I would give you a hug for that but I can't find it.

HeatFusion:
@Moonstone
se e fe pka mi ni to ri pke mi fi oruko yin si?
oga o. . . .oya, Moonstone, nominated as most troblesome NLer

LOL! I love that nomination! Can I have most stubborn NLer?

HeatFusion:
Most Comedic Posters: TOYOSI20, Dayokanu, Moonstone, KarmaMod, Hauwa, and sillyboy.


Classic Nler: TOYOSI20. Madam hot and cool and Stillwater jare.  

You no well! at all, at all! Who called you classy? Who dash you classy?  

@ Daphoenix, cool idea. I'll post mine soon.  

Ah ahn!
Doyin, stop that blasphemy jo!
It's Abraham . . . trust me, HF. . .everyone else is lying to you.

HeatFusion:
ejo ejo e release mi o.
what plan?
I heard that he had a cold flu. Was just thinking of going to his house to cook him chicken soup

Kai kai kai! You're such a funny girl . . . i wish i could meet you in real life. This would have been funnier.
When you get there, ring the bell and wait for some time, I would need to adjust myself to open up for you k?

HeatFusion:
@@Moonstone
One day one day A-40 will give in. dnt worrry
The shakara sef makes it more interesting

This is horrible.
Okay - lemme let you out of your misery is _Abraham

HeatFusion:
@Chiogo
ahahn, u ppl should stop messing with me na.
Like I've been rying to find out since ever

This is too much fun. I wish he could keep it away from you forever! It would be even better. . .

That's how you like it - Beyonce ft. Jay-Z

HeatFusion:
ahhhhhhhhhhh if you dnt comot from his house How dare you

LMAO now she has no idea who he is. . . .when I saw u guys at mickkyDs yest, u were so happy to introduce him as ur bootycall

B.T.W, get outof my boos house

Now I know your plan. . .
Go and meet him nowwwwww!

Against all odds - 2pac

HeatFusion:
Sugarcoat coconut?

And she wonders why she gained 5 pounts in a week

Mehn, when was the last time I had them? All roasted and suger coated.lovedddddddddd it

KOLANUT. . . I'm actually off chocolate now. I ate them so much one day that I had a sugar rush and. . . .
I need a guy who does not lie to me, that way I can trust him better.I can't trust a liar. It's just not right to me.

About A, you really wanna know his real name? I'll tell you under several conditions We'll discuss them on quieter levels, k?

DaPhoenix:
Yes!!

1. Sauron - Lies as if there's no tomorrow

Who's number 2?

Other girls should contribute too but I suspect ALL NL guys. I don't know a truthful one among them, as you can see.

tope2000:
Doyin, David, 4play . . . . .infact all nl dudes

I seriously concur

Juicy - Notorious B.I.G

DaPhoenix:
I'm suspecting Sauron. He's acting strange.

Let's create a list. I know a good friend of mine who can do the hacking. . . ready?

HeatFusion:
@moonstone
Sweet way? an Equivocation?
That's also a lie na. ah ahn

LOL! yeah but at least it's sugarcoated. . . it's like sugarcoated kolanut. . . I'll eat more kolanuts that way.

HeatFusion:
So A-40's name is Adam Finallllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Now I can rest. phew
lmao, actually, I've been reading it all day.

While you were busy skipping with Eldee

LOL! You're still dying to know his real name?
Kai - should i make this harder for you? How are you sure it's not Abraham?

DaPhoenix:
I thought it was just me lol . . . go ahead and preach it sister!!

LOL! not just you girl! I guess I gotta start spying on some dudes