₦airaland Forum

MrBroke:
Anybody blaming Onana for that goal no sabi anything. Just cause keeper dey lag no mean say everything na keeper fault, some of ona no sabi anything

Connected1:
That's a full stretch, No Goal Keeper can do anything there.

Dickcap:
I have been curious about this thought for some weeks now. It happened that two of my guys reached out to me last week about their girlfriend initiating a breakup. I'm now wondering why is that it now ladies initiating breaks instead.

Jonathan:
Useless olosho fool
Girls always think they can get away with their games.
That toto wey dey scratch her to misbehave since, her eye never clear now?
She's no longer free and I'm sure that she's regretting some of her actions by now.
THE DNA TEST IS A MUST WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT.
HER STORY WILL TEACH SOME OF THESE WAYWARD OLOSHOS BIG LESSON.

IF SHE HAD BEEN A GOOD AND LOYAL GIRL, NO ONE WOULD BE ASKING FOR ANY DNA TEST NOW.

tsdarkside:
law enforcement is miserable in nigeria....

seunmsg:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Conner44:
Do you see how the media highlights that these unknown gunmen are suspected to be armed robbers just because this happened in the south west.

If it was in the south east, no need for investigation or suspicions . . . IT IS IPOB

Funny media Funny country

GO0DHardDick:
The entire Yorubas have been barking and ranting in agony and lamentation ever since the great oba of Benin made this shocking revelation.

I'll urge the Yolubas to respect their host as Lagos state and most Yorubaland belongs to the binis and are equally founded by the binis.

P.S no yooluba miscreant should quote, else you'll be seriously Ignored

adamusuleiman1:
When it comes to food, yorubas would never discriminate. All over the SW, we dey eat Ghana jollof sold by Ghanaian Hausa sellers, Tuwo shinkafa sold by Hausas, Eba Igbo with goat peppersoup (as we fondly call it) sold by plates in igbo owned restaurants, Ewa agoyin sold by Togolese people, mey tea by Hausa sellers e.t.c. all these foods from different region including the regular Yoruba ones like ofada rice and mama put (ilafun, Amala, iyan e.t.c) made my childhood sweet.

BitterTruth01:
Nobody owns egusi . It’s like saying you own Yam because you eat Amala which is made from dried Yam (elubo). Other people eat yam too but prepared in a different way .

Maybe yoruba first called it egusi or maybe other tribes first called it egusi , it’s irrelevant .
The plant is grown across west Africa almost to central africa . And it’s are called different names .

The difference here (and most important thing) is how it’s prepared differently. The way egusi was prepared historically in yorubaland has changed .
Yoruba used to cook egusi without oil and it stays white and they prepare stew separate .
Then they dish the stew on top of the white egusi . But now most yoruba families don’t cook cook it like that anymore . They copied the Igbo way of cooking it .

So the method of cooking is what’s important and the common method we have today definitely originated from Igboland.

Maj196:
Oh I see, I'm even too preoccupied with work to start reading the gibberish you wrote up there Einstein. Next time please don't quote me if I didn't mention you first.

And for the record, your IQ is as low as that of a mouse compared to mine.

Maj196:
Oga who send you write story? iPhone is overrated and overpriced. Yes, take that to the MF bank

lanre316:
If you spend more than 1,000,000 naira on Apple products and you have less than 1,000,000 naira worth of Apple shares or any other income generating assets, you are very foolish. This is not an insult. It's a statement of fact.

Maj196:
If you were not dumb you would know I own one to assert this claim. I own an iPhone and Android and tbh, the android is more flexible and fun while the iPhone is too rigid and boring.

igwebuike01:
I noticed a kind of competition between Soludo and Otti. Abia opposition always use Soludo projects to shame Otti while Anambra opposition also use Ottis projects to shame Soludo. In the end, the masses enjoy. Healthy competition is good. Inner city roads is topmost priority in SE states

derecho:
Kikikiki.. And I'm sure he'll be one of those mumus condemning Otti or sponsoring BATstards on nairaland.

Well it's just like someone telling you that a prostitute had sex with her client yesternight.

Na normal thing for Tinubu's boys

Itzteewhy:
Nairaland is arguably the most toxic and vile forum filled with sadistic, uncouth and hateful peeps....

How can you defend these crimes perpetrated by Israel?? Most of those foolish people defending them have not even lived in Palestine to see how those Palestinian have been subjugated all these years..

Alot of sane minds are behind Palestinian and nobody give an eff about y'all opinions

DonBenny77:
Of course you belong to your family. They own you. And it's your responsibility to make your family smile before you consider strangers. Build your family I'm not saying you must grant every request but try for your family because when you die na still that family go reciprocate. Some wealthy men impress the streets and let the family suffer then when they fall off in the future they can't sustain because the didn't empower family.
Mikel particularly is a stingy guy, compare him to Mane from Senegal in terms of being charitable. Mikel would rather spend millions on a whip for model than support his family.
Don't downplay family, family is everything

IVORY2009:
This can never happen in Nigeria, but thanks to the former president Goodluck Jonathan that made it happen, the current political atmosphere in Nigeria can never see this happen, but I know someday we would get there.

GloriousGbola:
are you an illiterate?

cant you read?

or are you just a special kind of stupid?

do you think a business will lend you money without creating interest?

why don't you have any friends or family lending you money?

maybe because like the loan sharks they have all tagged you for what you are a lazy entitled good for nothing who will take a loan for a party for bet 9ja or some other daft scheme.

your argument is as follows.

i need a loan
the only service that will give me the loan is a loan shark.
i will take the loan but they are wicked people who have told me i will pay high interest on the capital
this justifies my failure to repay the loan

nonsense

InvertedHammer:
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They took over a building.

Did they take over their mind and soul?

A new breed of Hamas has been planted with the war. The only people that can be defeated in a war are those who are afraid of death. Two impossible proposals no matter how detrimental.


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WriterNig:
That's what they're known for. Flexing muscle against poor ragtag cave dwellers and goat herders in the middle east.
Bcuz they are cowards. [b]Imagine Iran proxy forces striking US bases and all US can do is strike them back instead of striking Iran itself. Cowards!
NOTHING![/b]

mactoni91:
Lol...

So, hand fit later touch these Religious extremists..?

Imagine Religious fanatics and their sympathisers crying and claiming victims of the war when they were actually the first to draw the battle line. Yes, Isreal and Palestine have been on loggerhead for years now with Isreal having to defend it's citizens from the constant Ariel attacks from Palestine.

The Palestinians discovered their Ariel attacks weren't effective, so the decided to lunch a ground attack.

After slaughtering over 1400 Isrealis in 1 day, were they thinking Isreal would clap for them or be scared of human rights abuses like other countries would do should they retaliate?

The moment Hamas slaughtered over 1400 Isrealis without considering the violation of the Isreali human rights was the day they signed up for human rights abuses on the Palestinians.

Isreal has always been on the defensive despite the assaults from Palestinians. Now, they decide to go offensive and religious sympathisers are foaming from their mouth.

If you ask me, It's a fair game on both sides.

Other Arab countries do not want to get involved in this war because they know Isreal has mastered the art of Ariel defense and was ready to retaliate decisively.

How do you even plan to win a country that invests so much in it's defenses. A country that made it mandatory for homes, schools, etc to have bomb shelters. A country that can easily intercept the enemy's rocket, identify the enemy's lunch position and retaliate with rains of missiles. If na Nuclear war, they're also game.

Even if Isreal ends the war today, stern messages has been passed to other surrounding Arab nations.

" Don't start what you don't want "
" You do not have the monopoly of violence "

Nazgul:
So Nigerian delegates in FIFA didn't even vote for Oshimen. They voted for Messi. Na wa o

Kushites:
YOU THINK I AM LIKE YOU THAT IS AN ILLITERATE OF HISTORY?

I’VE RESEARCHED FOR DECADES HISTORY YOU KNOW ZILCH ABOUT.

SO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND LEARN, WHEN I SPEAK.

THE FIRST ‘ARABS’ WERE BLACKS.

THE ENTIRE REGION KNOWN TODAY AS THE ‘MIDDLE EAST’, WAS NORTH EAST AFRICA IN ANTIQUITY, AND WAS POPULATED BY BLACK AFRICANS, IN EGYPT, ISRAEL AND BEYOND.

SO YOUR INTENDED JOKE ABOUT HAUSAS CLAIMING TO BE ARABS SPECTACULARLY BACKFIRES ON YOU, BECAUSE IN REALITY, THEIR ANCESTORS WERE THE FIRST ARABS, JUST LIKE BLACKS WERE THE FIRST EGYPTIANS, THE FIRST HEBREWS, AND EVEN THE FIRST CHINESE, INDIANS, JAPANESE, AND GREEKS.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SOME NIGERIAN TRIBES SPEAK THE OLDEST FORM OF CHINESE LANGUAGE TODAY, AND BEAR NAMES THAT ARE USED IN CHINA AND JAPAN TODAY, PROVING THAT THEIR ANCESTORS MIGRATED AND FOUNDED ASIAN CIVILISATIONS THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO?

MOST OF YOU KNOW ZERO ABOUT YOUR GLORIOUS AFRICAN PAST, AND THE OLD TESTAMENT ACTUALLY PROPHESIED IN SOME VERSES THAT YOU WOULD LOSE THE MEMORY OF WHO YOU ARE, AND THAT OTHERS WOULD CLAIM YOUR IDENTITY AND HERITAGE, JUST AS IS HAPPENING TODAY IN EGYPT, ISRAEL, AND OTHER REGIONS.

ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL WAKE UP.

Kushites:
SHUT UP. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, AND YOU ARE A LIAR.

Firstly, the so called ''JEWS'' of Israel today are WHITE EUROPEANS who have ZERO to do with the ancient Israelites.

No, YOU COLONISED DOLTS, including the mumu Igbos in Onitsha, the ancient Hebrews were NOT white people.

THEY WERE BLACKS. AND THIS FACT IS STATED AND IMPLIED IN THE BIBLE in many verses, that have somehow escaped your white worshiping, colonised eyes.

Lamentations 5: 10 ''Our skin was black like an oven..''

Amos 9:7 ''Are you not just like Ethiopians to me, o children of Israel, said the Lord..''

Zephania 3:10 ''From beyond the rivers of Ethiopia, my scattered ones shall bring my offering''

(''Ethiopia'' was the ancient Greek term for all of Africa south of Egypt.)

SO you will have to go and ask the ROMAN AND GREEK DESCENDANTS in ISRAEL TODAY, claiming to be ''the Jews'' , whose DNA they are using to ''test'' Igbos (Heeboes, ie Hebrews).

THEIRS?

Well OF COURSE Igbo DNA can never match theirs, because THEY, the EUROPEAN WHITES, are not descendants of the ancient Hebrews.

They are descended from 11th century European converts to Judaism.

So it cannot be in the hands of WHITE EUROPEANS to test any person for Hebrew ancestry.

ecolime:
Alaba Rago is different from Alaba International. This open market is populated by Northerners and to me, it's the dirtiest market in Lagos. It is much worse that Mile 12 or Oyingbo market.

Alaba International is the one populated by Igbos and it's mostly 2by2 shops and warehouses for electronics. It is not that dirty if we are being honest.