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Car TalkRe: 2008 Honda CRV Bonnet Belgium Give Away Price by Morphinne: 2:52pm On Mar 03, 2024
lovetterrison:
Broooo whyyyyyy… Toh come buy the car na
Are you considering selling it? If yes, please drop your phone and are you based in Lagos?
Car TalkRe: 2008 Honda CRV Bonnet Belgium Give Away Price by Morphinne: 2:51pm On Mar 03, 2024
Bazztadewu:
At all. I no like wine. Bottled water and something lite go dey ok. Crv na last. Imagine say na corolla bonnet. Diff buyers go dey beg u,dey disturb your line. If u like carry am go 60k..dem go still buy am. Try am with crv. No just waste time. Ah ai ai
Iron bed..condem. aboki. Always be on the look out for them. Dem always dey shout am.
That’s why they are called thieves magnet brah grin grin
PoliticsRe: Alex Otti Laments Naira Free Fall, Says FG Printed Too Much Money by Morphinne: 11:54am On Mar 01, 2024
Lumarstone:
One thing I like about Alex Otti, the governor of Abia State is that all his educational credentials has no question mark unlike one politician who claimed he made first class degree in accounting without SSCE.
Abi o and he’s also not a 3rd class dullard like your lord and savior. He has a better chance of winning my unwavering support and vote than Agulu thief cum statistician
RomanceRe: Why Do Cheaters Keep On Cheating Even After Getting Caught? by Morphinne: 11:48pm On Feb 29, 2024
bentenny:
My first assertion is basically hinged on the moral principle!
Secondly,the reason why a man would cheat and still love his wife is because he hasn't learnt to control himself and doesn't realize that he cannot seek or demand loyalty or faithfulness from his partner if he cannot retain his own!
Lastly,you are spot on in your last statement because man and woman are judged or valued differently!
A man cheating may not cause an uproar because that's not where his value lies...same cannot be said about a woman who would be judged by her level of sexual purity hence cheating can be seen as a drastic reduction in her value!
Spot on and to support your point, I’ll like to add that men and women cheating are very different things that most people take to be the same.
You would agree with me that sex to men is more like excretion and men don’t necessarily become emotionally attached to the ‘toilet’ they decide to use but same can’t be said of women. Believe me, a woman/girl who doesn’t love you can never think of kissing you let alone allowing you to sleep with her. When a man (a sensible man) has sex with a woman he’s not married to, the way he treats his woman will not change even if his mistress ‘tastes’ better than his wife but believe me, you wife will either start disrespecting you or bringing unnecessary drama once she tastes a banana better than yours (to her)
In summary, men have sex with people they have no emotional attachment with but women don’t and this is what makes the whole difference.
RomanceRe: Why Do Cheaters Keep On Cheating Even After Getting Caught? by Morphinne: 11:31pm On Feb 29, 2024
Quality20:
But women caught or suspected of cheating do regrets and do stop but d prob is men who feel a must have as many concubines as he can afford
You are very wrong my friend and on the contrary, a woman caught cheating and forgiven will surely cheat on you over and over again because right from the very day you forgive her, she will start seeing you as a spineless idiot whose mumu button is “I’m sorry”
The day you forgive and keep a cheating woman is the day she gets her visa and passport to return fully into being a public toilet. This is not an unconfirmed theory, it’s a natural law and most mumu men still don’t know yet until they are made to raise other men’s children.
PoliticsRe: Geometric Power Plant: Atiku Hails Nnaji, Otti, Abians by Morphinne: 11:22pm On Feb 29, 2024
Didijiji:
smiley

This guy knows so much about Nigeria, businesses and the economy that if he won the 2023 election, Nigeria wouldnt have been at the depths it is now
So e don reach to dey praise Atiku now? Amazing . Nigerians and short memory span are conjoined twin. See this one here praising the same Atiku we all call a looter and thief. I’m sure people like this will happily vote for Buhari and Obasanjo should they decide to do additional terms undecided
PoliticsRe: Adelabu: Abia Enjoys 24hr Power Supply, this Is What We Want by Morphinne: 11:05pm On Feb 29, 2024
YoungLionken:
Alex Otti has won the hearts of Nigerians and politically more important than any other, as a prospective presidential candidate..

I see a time coming, whereby political parties will look for candidates with street credibility and a man of the people recognized positively by the masses cool...
It’s funny how you lots have been crediting a 10 years old project to a man who got to power less than a year ago. Truly, this is commendable and we wish to congratulate every Abia people but please, leave politics aside and praise the people who envisioned the project rather than putting Otti at the center stage to pursue your tribalist agenda.
Funny enough, most of you said Tinubu had no hands in the success of Dangote refinery despite the obvious fact that he was the architect behind the development of the land on which the project is built. Most of your kinsmen discredited and still discrediting him and saying he has no hands in the Lagos rail project despite being the Godfather of all the Governors produced in Lagos since after his tenure as governor. We have nothing against Otti but please, this is not his project and the man never claimed it and we both know you wouldn’t be ascribing it to him if he didn’t leave APC grin
CrimeRe: Police Confirm Killing Of 57-year-old Abia Man By Son, Suspect To Be Arraigned by Morphinne: 9:23am On Feb 28, 2024
Erections have consequences
CrimeRe: Hardship: Man Kills His Son Over Last Portion Of Food In Abia State by Morphinne: 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2024
Ebi is now killing billionaires them grin grin
Forgive me Lord, I shouldn’t be laughing but this one offfff me grin
CrimeRe: Silas Onyima: Gunmen Kill Anambra Community Leader by Morphinne: 9:42pm On Feb 25, 2024
Who did he vote for?












I just wanted to know how it feels like to be an obidi@t. Very despicable set of people animals
Car TalkRe: See What A Mechanic Did To A Customer's Lexus SUV (pics/video) by Morphinne: 12:24pm On Feb 22, 2024
lexy2014:
why does one car have sun roof and the other without sun roof?
You are right grin
BusinessRe: Naira Plunges To N1,900, Rebounds To N1,354 Then Dips To N1,700/$ by Morphinne: 12:18pm On Feb 22, 2024
That’s what we’ve been saying. Binance/USDT is not the problem and I only pity those who had hurriedly sold off their assets during the dip ($1349) yesterday. If they were familiar with the market, they would have easily known that the sudden fall in the USD last night was occasioned by the fact that a lot of people were selling off their coins for the fear of losing their assets/accounts when they heard about FG’s clampdown on crypto.
Wise traders (even your politicians) quickly bought the dip with millions of Naira and in less than 8 hours, the USD is raising against the Naira again like garri ijebu. The only solution here is that Nigeria starts being an exporting country. We should start an aggressive campaign on cocoa, rubber, oil palm, palm wine etc exportation. Doing that will bring more forex into our economy (I.e the Nigerian economy will be saturated with enough dollars/forex) The scarcer the dollar in our economy, the stronger it gets meaning that the USD and other currencies would become cheaper and weaker once these people start needing our goods and services (Exports). It’s that simple but it seems they are intentionally not doing this because it’s obvious they know the solution. Ajaokuta Steel is there, our refineries are there lying useless.
BusinessRe: How Binance P2P Contributes To The Plummeting Naira Value by Morphinne:
Though you made so much sense but most of you still don’t understand what’s really playing out. Believe me, Binance and Aboki FX are not the village people doing our economy, they are just opportunists taking advantage of the sad fact that Nigeria is simply not a producing country; we are an Import-dependent country where scanty dollars are being chased after to buy things that can’t be and are not produced locally. You may not believe this but trust me, the temporary dip witnessed on binance yesterday was due to panic-selling and I’m sure your rich politicians must have quickly used that opportunity to buy the dip. Trust me , the Naira free fall continues today and won’t stop until we start selling our stuff to the outside world; until we start doing things that will pump more dollars/forex into our economy (aggressive exportation drive)
These old men are just clueless and most Nigerians yesterday didn’t realize that the price only dropped on Binance USDT yesterday and that the black market rate (which is more or less our official rate) remained the same (@ #1880 as at the time when USDT dipped badly and was hovering around #1469 and #1503)
Let’s stop treating symptoms while ignoring the rot.
PoliticsRe: Razi Hamad, Hamas Spokesman Visits Nigeria, Speaks On Israel-Palestine War by Morphinne: 6:31am On Feb 21, 2024
Contriman:
Nigeria is a terrorist country
Be calming down and appreciate and commend the fact that Nigeria is now acting like the giant that she is. Inviting both parties shows non-partisanship and also shows that we too have a say in global affairs.
It will be a big win for Nigeria and Africa at large should this meeting play a pivotal role in resolving the humanitarian crisis hitting the region.
BusinessRe: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by Morphinne: 10:20pm On Feb 20, 2024
lifeandjoy:
grin
Tinubu goes nowhere. He'll complete his 8 years and the Igbos must learn their full lessons
Yes o, my Ipob friend. The foolish tribe must learn their full lessons grin
Next time, they will rather vote for a fresh blood like Yele Sowore (a man who’s never siphoned our treasury before) than insulting and forcing us into voting a known thief who couldn’t transform his State in 8 solid years. A thief who was booed and called all sort of unprintable names over his poor performance as a governor. Fast forward to many years later, the same people who called him a bad leader instantly started praising him and giving him the saint treatment. They started calling a 61-year-old man a youth while ignoring the likes of Sowore just because that one is not their tribesman grin
Una dey crase well well.
FashionRe: See What This Lady Wore To The Bank That Sparked Outrage (pic, Video) by Morphinne: 4:01pm On Feb 20, 2024
Later you’ll hear things like “that’s all in the past” “I’m now a changed person blah blah and SIMPle men would still treat them like they are the best things after toast bread.
Please don’t stop o, we enjoy seeing your half-clothedness provided you aren’t our wives, mothers and sisters grin
Car TalkRe: See What A Mechanic Did To A Customer's Lexus SUV (pics/video) by Morphinne: 7:00am On Feb 19, 2024
youngrichnigga:
Two different vehicles in the pictures, stop the bleeping lies please angry angry angry angry
It’s the same vehicle. The seats
Car TalkRe: My Neighbour Jacked Up My Car by Morphinne: 12:42pm On Feb 17, 2024
You have no excuse here ma/sir. Breaching of agreements is wrong in every sense, imagine the reverse was the case and that it’s the buyer that was asking you to refund his money because he noticed that something was wrong with the car after cruising it for a while or because the Nigerian economy got better and car prices fell, what would be your reaction?
He has every right to be mad and to even get you arrested (though that’s not possible in this case because the agreement wasn’t made formal)
The only thing you can do here is to compensate him because the money he had been giving you has been rendered valueless by inflation and you still had the gut to repay him the exact same amount. Haaba na, let’s be compassionate and reasonable. Here, you don’t want to be affected by the inflation but you don’t feel bothered about how you rendered his own money useless; the money he could have put into something productive. This is like terminating a football coach contract abruptly and refusing to compensate him,
PoliticsRe: Anambra Seals Uwa Mgbede Market, Onitsha Over Poor Sanitation, Other Infractions by Morphinne: 9:51am On Feb 17, 2024
Chrisrare:
Nigerians Igbos are naturally dirty people, they don't have any problem littering the environment. only thing they know how to do is spray perf... that's their own version of cleanliness. Only a few exceptions.
Fixed.
When two governors took this sanitary actions couple of years ago, we all know the only tribe that felt attacked for being asked to be clean. The present governor of Lagos and the former gov of Rivers state closed down markets in their respective states but the pigs of Biafra claimed that they were a targeted campaign against their dirty tribe. Now that one of their sons just called them dirty, vindicating the two governors, let’s see what happens nextgrin
PoliticsRe: Frontiers For Democracy Calls For Support For Switch To Parliamentary System by Morphinne: 6:28pm On Feb 16, 2024
The parliamentary system of government, which was successfully practised in Nigeria before the military incursion in 1966, has proven successful in various nations around the world, offering several advantages over the current presidential system
It should be taught in our schools and colleges that this was the system of government practiced in Nigeria before some unfortunate people from one jinxed region of Nigeria decided to shed innocent people’s blood, stopping this progressive system in the process just because they were more advantaged at the time (at least, they believed so).
Decades later and after other regions dealt with them and defeated these cancers, their children are now crying to return to the system. They are now wailing and complaining of being marginalized and the sad but funny part of all this is that a vast majority of the country’s population are oblivious of this sad history. Aguiyi Ironsi, an Igbo man was the man used by the devil to plunge Nigeria into the mess we are in today, his children should keep enjoying the fruits of his evil labor cool
No to parliamentary system of government in Nigeria! E sweet like this grin
FoodRe: How Many Fufu Can You Finish? by Morphinne: 3:20pm On Feb 15, 2024
Jennyclay:
Sorry! I don’t eat fufu undecided. Especially southwest fufu. Southwest fufu has this offensive odour that can make me throw-up embarassed

And if I must try it, I think I will prefer to eat fufu from the south-south (calabar or Edo). Their fufu are neatly prepared and doesn’t smell.
Every fufu smells, even the Ghanaian own sef.
Sorry, I already replied to this slow comment before seeing your name. I thought the comment was coming from a human smiley
Forum GamesRe: UK, Japan Economies Slip Into Recession by Morphinne: 3:18pm On Feb 15, 2024
Dailymice:
Even with their recession, you'll rather live there than in this Emilokan country
Even with the notorious congestion issue, you and your kinsmen will rather live in this Emilokan Lagos than the London built by that Biafran frog voice grin
SportsRe: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Morphinne:
Watianoengineer:
Emilio Nsue plays in Spanish 3rd tier league as a right back yet he scored most goals in the nations Cup playing in an unfamiliar striking role. Our own fraud and so called African footballer of the year Osihmen just dey run around like headless chicken without any significant impact at the Afcon. He better remain in Naples and be scoring his Tap ins. No wonder napoli management named that winger their best player. Osihmen na overhype
Most of you have very minute football knowledge yet you put your big mouth into things you know nothing about. Comparing Osimhen to that guy is an unfair comparison. The question here should be how many dangerous passes/through passes were given to Osimhen by our lazy midfielders? How many chances were created for him?
Was he being wasteful or he just wasn’t getting enough chances? The later is true, they were simply not creating chances for him. The midfield was not just creative at all and we were only being carried by our well-built and well-coordinated defense line.
SportsRe: Aina, Troost-ekong And Lookman Make AFCON-11 Man Team Of The Tournament by Morphinne: 4:29pm On Feb 14, 2024
obinna58:
So Ola Aina that I watch play is the best African right back, damn this one don pass grace. Na juju

Nigeria have so much talents in the street but selection is based on privilege, if not we could have utilized our overpopulation to be amongst the bests in the world in every sector


Haller and oshimen should be there
You obviously watched only the final grin Very obvious
CrimeRe: Four Nigerian Policemen Reject N8 Million Bribe From Arrested Criminals by Morphinne: 2:15pm On Feb 13, 2024
chinavs9ja:
Lol...Na for Naija we dey celebrate that police rejected bribe and it becomes a news. Something that should be normal thing. SMH

I am a professional website developer and mobile app developer
It’s worth celebrating and no, there are bad cops everywhere. These men should be given national honor and cash to uplift their spirit and to encourage others. Sane societies are built by incentives and by compensating merits and good conducts. It will be very wrong if they aren’t given even more financial inducement.
CrimeRe: Father Of Jude Oguejiofor, Slain Anambra Lawyer, Falls And Dies by Morphinne: 1:45pm On Feb 13, 2024
NGArmyTerrorist:
The Zoo should make a law of cutting of the head of kidnappers when caught in the act! Death to kidnappers and their sponsors.
Seconded! But hope you and other mumus like you won’t frustrate the zoo government’s effort when they try to enforce the law each time things like this happen in the pigsty parts of the zoo (east)?
I thought kidnapping and killings happen everywhere except the sadeast.
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigerians Drag Yul Edochie After Prophecy About The Super Eagles Fails by Morphinne: 1:14pm On Feb 13, 2024
People should be calming down. As much as I don’t support these pastorpreneurs, he never claimed his post was a prophecy but I’m sure his ministry would have been filled to the brim by gullible sheeples if Nigeria had won the match grin. Be calming down pls
SportsRe: AFCON2023 : the 3 Best individual Player awards by Morphinne: 8:45am On Feb 12, 2024
CoolAmbience:
So you can't remember his goalkeeping heroics against Cape Verde and DRC?

Let stop being like this, please. There is so much mediocrity being celebrated these days.

That's how I keep telling people how Osimhen isn't a good player but they won't listen.

The South African team was way better than the Super Eagles.
You are very wrong here about Osimhen. You don’t blame a striker who’s not fed enough by his wingers and midfielders. The Nigerian team lacked cohesion and communication. Just imagine Osimhen was the one getting those long balls played by South African midfielder and wingers to their strikers. A striker is nothing without midfielders feeding him the ball.
Iwobi and Zaidu should be given life ban from football. Zaidu even tried a bit. At least, his deflected shot led to the corner kick that produced our first goal. Iwobi on the other hand was just running around like a headless chicken, zero sense of attack and space. Too lazy to charge at players.
Also the coach is to blame. Dude kept starting Iwobi like the latter had his nudes. He started playing the already out-of-fashion Mourinho tactic. Parking the bus at 60th minute was antifootball. In all, the better team won. Though they were openly the referee’s favorites but they played better football.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Morphinne: 9:53pm On Feb 11, 2024
Poor officiating undecided
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is250 by Morphinne:
nurey:
IS250 engine isn't that expensive should be 400 to 500k, 4GR is the cheapest engine for recent toyota cars, nah IS350 engine dey expensive.
400k naira abi Ghanaian cedis sir?
250 engine now sells for nothing less than 850k
CrimeRe: Ifeoluwa Adekunle, AAUA Student Found Dead In Her Room by Morphinne: 3:43pm On Feb 05, 2024
Angrigowt:
I know her type. My sisters are not rude.ive lived amogbst her type before. I repeat..she must have been rude and insultive to a couple of persons.
You are very stūpeed and slowly running mad and it’s sad that you have nobody to tell you. Don’t worry, you will soon meet your end. Some of you believe you can just spew rubbish just because this is a faceless platform—you are not as invisible as you believe you are. This is one of the bad side of the Internet; it affords pathological eedi0ts an opportunity to air their senseless opinions but it’s okay, your own will soon come and we will all gladly say you deserve it because you spew loads of trash on the internet. Idiøtic son of nobody.
Foreign AffairsRe: Houthis Threaten To Cut Intercontinental Internet Cables Running Along Red Sea. by Morphinne: 10:23am On Feb 04, 2024
They should hasten up and blow the cables na angry
It’s going to be a win-win situation.
It means there will be more bombardments and annihilation that will be going unreported by the time internet is gone grin This is music to my ears; a win-win I must say.
E no go better for una if you no blow am.

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