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lovetterrison:Are you considering selling it? If yes, please drop your phone and are you based in Lagos? |
Bazztadewu:That’s why they are called thieves magnet brah ![]() |
Lumarstone:Abi o and he’s also not a 3rd class dullard like your lord and savior. He has a better chance of winning my unwavering support and vote than Agulu thief cum statistician |
bentenny:Spot on and to support your point, I’ll like to add that men and women cheating are very different things that most people take to be the same. You would agree with me that sex to men is more like excretion and men don’t necessarily become emotionally attached to the ‘toilet’ they decide to use but same can’t be said of women. Believe me, a woman/girl who doesn’t love you can never think of kissing you let alone allowing you to sleep with her. When a man (a sensible man) has sex with a woman he’s not married to, the way he treats his woman will not change even if his mistress ‘tastes’ better than his wife but believe me, you wife will either start disrespecting you or bringing unnecessary drama once she tastes a banana better than yours (to her) In summary, men have sex with people they have no emotional attachment with but women don’t and this is what makes the whole difference. |
Quality20:You are very wrong my friend and on the contrary, a woman caught cheating and forgiven will surely cheat on you over and over again because right from the very day you forgive her, she will start seeing you as a spineless idiot whose mumu button is “I’m sorry” The day you forgive and keep a cheating woman is the day she gets her visa and passport to return fully into being a public toilet. This is not an unconfirmed theory, it’s a natural law and most mumu men still don’t know yet until they are made to raise other men’s children. |
Didijiji:So e don reach to dey praise Atiku now? Amazing . Nigerians and short memory span are conjoined twin. See this one here praising the same Atiku we all call a looter and thief. I’m sure people like this will happily vote for Buhari and Obasanjo should they decide to do additional terms ![]() |
YoungLionken:It’s funny how you lots have been crediting a 10 years old project to a man who got to power less than a year ago. Truly, this is commendable and we wish to congratulate every Abia people but please, leave politics aside and praise the people who envisioned the project rather than putting Otti at the center stage to pursue your tribalist agenda. Funny enough, most of you said Tinubu had no hands in the success of Dangote refinery despite the obvious fact that he was the architect behind the development of the land on which the project is built. Most of your kinsmen discredited and still discrediting him and saying he has no hands in the Lagos rail project despite being the Godfather of all the Governors produced in Lagos since after his tenure as governor. We have nothing against Otti but please, this is not his project and the man never claimed it and we both know you wouldn’t be ascribing it to him if he didn’t leave APC ![]() |
Erections have consequences |
Ebi is now killing billionaires them ![]() Forgive me Lord, I shouldn’t be laughing but this one offfff me ![]() |
Who did he vote for? I just wanted to know how it feels like to be an obidi@t. Very despicable set of |
lexy2014:You are right ![]() |
That’s what we’ve been saying. Binance/USDT is not the problem and I only pity those who had hurriedly sold off their assets during the dip ($1349) yesterday. If they were familiar with the market, they would have easily known that the sudden fall in the USD last night was occasioned by the fact that a lot of people were selling off their coins for the fear of losing their assets/accounts when they heard about FG’s clampdown on crypto. Wise traders (even your politicians) quickly bought the dip with millions of Naira and in less than 8 hours, the USD is raising against the Naira again like garri ijebu. The only solution here is that Nigeria starts being an exporting country. We should start an aggressive campaign on cocoa, rubber, oil palm, palm wine etc exportation. Doing that will bring more forex into our economy (I.e the Nigerian economy will be saturated with enough dollars/forex) The scarcer the dollar in our economy, the stronger it gets meaning that the USD and other currencies would become cheaper and weaker once these people start needing our goods and services (Exports). It’s that simple but it seems they are intentionally not doing this because it’s obvious they know the solution. Ajaokuta Steel is there, our refineries are there lying useless. |
Though you made so much sense but most of you still don’t understand what’s really playing out. Believe me, Binance and Aboki FX are not the village people doing our economy, they are just opportunists taking advantage of the sad fact that Nigeria is simply not a producing country; we are an Import-dependent country where scanty dollars are being chased after to buy things that can’t be and are not produced locally. You may not believe this but trust me, the temporary dip witnessed on binance yesterday was due to panic-selling and I’m sure your rich politicians must have quickly used that opportunity to buy the dip. Trust me , the Naira free fall continues today and won’t stop until we start selling our stuff to the outside world; until we start doing things that will pump more dollars/forex into our economy (aggressive exportation drive) These old men are just clueless and most Nigerians yesterday didn’t realize that the price only dropped on Binance USDT yesterday and that the black market rate (which is more or less our official rate) remained the same (@ #1880 as at the time when USDT dipped badly and was hovering around #1469 and #1503) Let’s stop treating symptoms while ignoring the rot. |
Contriman:Be calming down and appreciate and commend the fact that Nigeria is now acting like the giant that she is. Inviting both parties shows non-partisanship and also shows that we too have a say in global affairs. It will be a big win for Nigeria and Africa at large should this meeting play a pivotal role in resolving the humanitarian crisis hitting the region. |
lifeandjoy:Yes o, my Ipob friend. The foolish tribe must learn their full lessons ![]() Next time, they will rather vote for a fresh blood like Yele Sowore (a man who’s never siphoned our treasury before) than insulting and forcing us into voting a known thief who couldn’t transform his State in 8 solid years. A thief who was booed and called all sort of unprintable names over his poor performance as a governor. Fast forward to many years later, the same people who called him a bad leader instantly started praising him and giving him the saint treatment. They started calling a 61-year-old man a youth while ignoring the likes of Sowore just because that one is not their tribesman Una dey crase well well. |
Later you’ll hear things like “that’s all in the past” “I’m now a changed person blah blah and SIMPle men would still treat them like they are the best things after toast bread. Please don’t stop o, we enjoy seeing your half-clothedness provided you aren’t our wives, mothers and sisters ![]() |
youngrichnigga:It’s the same vehicle. The seats |
You have no excuse here ma/sir. Breaching of agreements is wrong in every sense, imagine the reverse was the case and that it’s the buyer that was asking you to refund his money because he noticed that something was wrong with the car after cruising it for a while or because the Nigerian economy got better and car prices fell, what would be your reaction? He has every right to be mad and to even get you arrested (though that’s not possible in this case because the agreement wasn’t made formal) The only thing you can do here is to compensate him because the money he had been giving you has been rendered valueless by inflation and you still had the gut to repay him the exact same amount. Haaba na, let’s be compassionate and reasonable. Here, you don’t want to be affected by the inflation but you don’t feel bothered about how you rendered his own money useless; the money he could have put into something productive. This is like terminating a football coach contract abruptly and refusing to compensate him, |
Chrisrare:Fixed. When two governors took this sanitary actions couple of years ago, we all know the only tribe that felt attacked for being asked to be clean. The present governor of Lagos and the former gov of Rivers state closed down markets in their respective states but the pigs of Biafra claimed that they were a targeted campaign against their dirty tribe. Now that one of their sons just called them dirty, vindicating the two governors, let’s see what happens next ![]() |
“The parliamentary system of government, which was successfully practised in Nigeria before the military incursion in 1966, has proven successful in various nations around the world, offering several advantages over the current presidential system” It should be taught in our schools and colleges that this was the system of government practiced in Nigeria before some unfortunate people from one jinxed region of Nigeria decided to shed innocent people’s blood, stopping this progressive system in the process just because they were more advantaged at the time (at least, they believed so). Decades later and after other regions dealt with them and defeated these cancers, their children are now crying to return to the system. They are now wailing and complaining of being marginalized and the sad but funny part of all this is that a vast majority of the country’s population are oblivious of this sad history. Aguiyi Ironsi, an Igbo man was the man used by the devil to plunge Nigeria into the mess we are in today, his children should keep enjoying the fruits of his evil labor ![]() No to parliamentary system of government in Nigeria! E sweet like this ![]() |
Jennyclay:Every fufu smells, even the Ghanaian own sef. Sorry, I already replied to this slow comment before seeing your name. I thought the comment was coming from a human ![]() |
Dailymice:Even with the notorious congestion issue, you and your kinsmen will rather live in this Emilokan Lagos than the London built by that Biafran frog voice ![]() |
Watianoengineer:Most of you have very minute football knowledge yet you put your big mouth into things you know nothing about. Comparing Osimhen to that guy is an unfair comparison. The question here should be how many dangerous passes/through passes were given to Osimhen by our lazy midfielders? How many chances were created for him? Was he being wasteful or he just wasn’t getting enough chances? The later is true, they were simply not creating chances for him. The midfield was not just creative at all and we were only being carried by our well-built and well-coordinated defense line. |
obinna58:You obviously watched only the final Very obvious |
chinavs9ja:It’s worth celebrating and no, there are bad cops everywhere. These men should be given national honor and cash to uplift their spirit and to encourage others. Sane societies are built by incentives and by compensating merits and good conducts. It will be very wrong if they aren’t given even more financial inducement. |
NGArmyTerrorist:Seconded! But hope you and other mumus like you won’t frustrate the zoo government’s effort when they try to enforce the law each time things like this happen in the pigsty parts of the zoo (east)? I thought kidnapping and killings happen everywhere except the sadeast. |
People should be calming down. As much as I don’t support these pastorpreneurs, he never claimed his post was a prophecy but I’m sure his ministry would have been filled to the brim by gullible sheeples if Nigeria had won the match . Be calming down pls |
CoolAmbience:You are very wrong here about Osimhen. You don’t blame a striker who’s not fed enough by his wingers and midfielders. The Nigerian team lacked cohesion and communication. Just imagine Osimhen was the one getting those long balls played by South African midfielder and wingers to their strikers. A striker is nothing without midfielders feeding him the ball. Iwobi and Zaidu should be given life ban from football. Zaidu even tried a bit. At least, his deflected shot led to the corner kick that produced our first goal. Iwobi on the other hand was just running around like a headless chicken, zero sense of attack and space. Too lazy to charge at players. Also the coach is to blame. Dude kept starting Iwobi like the latter had his nudes. He started playing the already out-of-fashion Mourinho tactic. Parking the bus at 60th minute was antifootball. In all, the better team won. Though they were openly the referee’s favorites but they played better football. |
Poor officiating ![]() |
nurey:400k naira abi Ghanaian cedis sir? 250 engine now sells for nothing less than 850k |
Angrigowt:You are very stūpeed and slowly running mad and it’s sad that you have nobody to tell you. Don’t worry, you will soon meet your end. Some of you believe you can just spew rubbish just because this is a faceless platform—you are not as invisible as you believe you are. This is one of the bad side of the Internet; it affords pathological eedi0ts an opportunity to air their senseless opinions but it’s okay, your own will soon come and we will all gladly say you deserve it because you spew loads of trash on the internet. Idiøtic son of nobody. |
They should hasten up and blow the cables na ![]() It’s going to be a win-win situation. It means there will be more bombardments and annihilation that will be going unreported by the time internet is gone This is music to my ears; a win-win I must say.E no go better for una if you no blow am. |


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