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Politics / Re: 2027 Polls: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Agree To Form Merger Party - Utomi by Morphinne: 8:03am On Jan 15
Nonny95:


So in all you have said. Did Tinubu move from SDP to AD to ACN or not?
It’s not my fault that you are slow so explaining basic English to you shouldn’t be my responsibility, your parents should handle that grin.
SDP lost its glory after the military takeover of Sani Abacha and the consequent exile of Tinubu from Nigeria at the time. After he came back, AD was what transformed into ACN and ACN merging with some other parties to form a big coalition party was what led to it being called APC today. I don’t know what narrative you’re trying to push. Tinubu had always been the founder or among the founding members of all the parties unlike that Agulu opportunist that’s always scavenging for ready-made parties that would make him president grin If them born your papa well, don’t make a u-turn and vote for that same thief that your lord and savior ran away from last year. 2027 campaign will be really interesting cos I’m imagining how Peter would sell Atiku to the igbos grin
Ath!efku will swiftly turn to saint Atiku while Peter Obi will be running as his vice again and this is why we say you morons lack ideology; you have zero sense of direction.
Politics / Re: 2027 Polls: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Agree To Form Merger Party - Utomi by Morphinne: 3:46am On Jan 15
AllenSpencer:


You trying hard to rewrite history but its impossible!

Everyone knows that, excluding SDP which was already defunct before 1999, Asiwaju propelled AD, AC, and ADN. It was same party and ideology, but now inculcating more party's. The structure and brainboxes never changed grin.

That cannot be said about Peter. He hopped from a regional party to a national party, then ran to an almost dead party, only to later return to the same party he left!

Atiku does not deny being a political prostitute, Peter should man-up and also accept. The narrative cannot be changed!
I’m now waiting for what Peter will say to convince his horde of morons to vote for the same Atiku they all called a thief and all manners of names last yeargrin
Peter is a man who lacks ideology. English hard true true, the mumu legit mistook rebranding/merger for shameless party-switching.
We aren’t surprised an inch or is this not the same Peter that was made the vice presidential candidate to Alhaji Ath!efku (a name they would later call him after Obi, their messiah decided to run against him 4 years later grin)

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Politics / Re: 2027 Polls: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Agree To Form Merger Party - Utomi by Morphinne: 3:32am On Jan 15
Nonny95:


Your god Tinubu moved from

SDP to AD to ACN to APC.

I know you're a kid to know this. I am waiting for you to give your gods prostitution another name like metamorphosis, transfer, merger blah blah.
You are too slow to spot the difference between forming/transforming parties into bigger parties and moving from one party to the other, seeking political shelter like a cheap, homeless prostitute. That man you are accusing of political prostitution has never moved away from his party before and in fact, he’s one of the few (if not the only) Nigerian politician who has the strong political ideology of staying put in a party while transforming it into a giant political body. He formed the parties you listed from scratch and through mergers. Ode
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by Morphinne: 1:19pm On Jan 14
searchng4love:


Some of us don't care about resell. Civic cheap to maintain better than Corolla on fuel economy... Safer than the Corolla from thieves
Bro, can you elaborate more on this pls?. Why is the Honda safer than the Corolla? Is it because it has tighter security (like in keyless cars like Lexus and benz) or it’s just because thieves do not just fancy the car. If it’s because of the later, then I wouldn’t say the Honda civic is safe either because they will steal it like a piece of toy if they want it grin
Also which i4 car would you suggest for a lady as a first time owner between 2006-07 benz c230 or any one between Honda civic and accord. I’ll appreciate it if you have any better options outside of the ones I listed.
Many thanks
Phones / Re: Lagos, Ogun Top 2023 Internet Growth - NBS by Morphinne: 10:00am On Jan 13
SonOfDSoil01:
bro don’t bother yourself educating those morons😂their head has already been programmed to reason in a certain way, they will just drain you in their foolishness😂
Swearugawd my brother, it’s very tiring sharing the same internet space with morons and this is why I can’t be a teacher, my blood too dey boil grin. I had to log in to school the ignoramus boy. Even the dullest IT student knows this basic thing. I’m sure they are getting their data from the website (whatismyip) A website where it’s clearly written that they can’t find your IPv6 data and your actual location.
The muturus all believe that this free website are what the telcos use to know their active customers, is this level of mumuness not concerning ? grin

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Phones / Re: Lagos, Ogun Top 2023 Internet Growth - NBS by Morphinne: 9:52am On Jan 13
SonOfDSoil01:
it’s not easy do educate someone who already has narrow or biased view just because it’s doesn’t suit their narrative….see them arguing upside logic, like population alone have to do with the numbers, some are even comparing purchasing power of Abia to Ogun😂 what a commentary….we have told them severally that Sw is the economic power house of this country. No wonder why 3 Sw state of Lagos, Ogun and oyo always comes top in all development indices, yet they will always find away to play down our sophistication…Who God has blessed, let no man curse😂
You Dey mind the mumus. I’m even feeling ashamed of myself seeing the crops of people I engage grin
One was even saying that the number of internet subscriptions shouldn’t be more than the actual human population in a region grin like for real? Isn’t this too straight-forward ? If a population of 4 million people have an average of 3 sims and each person subscribe regularly, will that not be recorded as 4~12milion active subs?
That same muturu was also convinced that the location allocations are often wrong just because the Free website he uses often gives him wrong location ( a website that clearly says that its location allotment are often approximated and not actual on its disclaimer page) grin
Mumu thinks that these websites are where those telcos (mtn, Airtel, glo etc) also get their data from grin

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Phones / Re: Lagos, Ogun Top 2023 Internet Growth - NBS by Morphinne: 9:37am On Jan 13
Nigercity:


So ogun state is now populated than Kano,oyo and rivers state?
Wow
I never knew grin

Like, I said that stuff they op posted if not fabricated should be base on active internet web subscribtion and activities
Which clearly does not show true locations of the users here in Nigeria

Now ask yourself
How come according to the report, there are more internet users in ogun state far more than actual human beings
Are there ghost or invisible aliens using the internet?
If someone calls you mumu now, you go vex tag the pesin bigot. I’m particularly stunned seeing you repeating the statement @bolded
Isn’t it funny to you? Yes, the number of internet subscriptions can be higher than the number of human population in a particular region and the explanation is very easy and straight forward.
I myself for instance, I have more than 3 active mtn sims and an Airtel 5g router. Now imagine everyone in my region are also like this and that they all subscribe regularly.
Again, concerning your IP addresses location allotment confusion, you will only know how accurately your actual location can be triangulated and tracked if you commit a crime that warrants smoking you out, that is when you will know that you are not living under a rock. Your phone giving you wrong IPv4 location should be blamed on the FREE website you are using (I’m guessing you are using “whatismyip”) where it’s clearly written that the locations displayed are not always accurate and that they are approximate data.
You must be very slow if you think that, just like you, “whatismyip” is the website our telcos companies also rely on to know their active customers? “Whatismyip” can’t even be used to get your IPv6 data let alone your actual location. It only displays your public IP together with the most approximate location near you.
Make una dey calm down, no be everything be competition. We already know why you are triggered and feeling attacked grin

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Business / Re: Meet The Female CEOs Leading Nine Nigerian Banks (Photos) by Morphinne: 5:34pm On Jan 11
BloomingDale:


Ok, another example right here. That is because I’m mostly unbiased in my view of things, unlike you that is always looking at everything from a Yoruba angle. Lol
No sweetie, you actually worded your statement in such a way that would look like you were supporting the Yoruba women and urging others to leave and go develop their lands forgetting that the people you were engaging are far more intelligent than your entire generation. When I saw the comment, I immediately saw through your ill-thought-out deception and knew it must be coming from one of the children of hate and perdition. Werey is now claiming Niger Delta. Try again darling grin

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Business / Re: Meet The Female CEOs Leading Nine Nigerian Banks (Photos) by Morphinne: 5:16pm On Jan 11
Ibrahimcoomasie:

It's all about downplaying the achievements of others once they feel their ego is being deflated. Not different from those that day someone made a first class because they went to a state university instead of federal.
Exactly. He/she made it look like the women are successful as a result of an unfair advantage being afforded them by the Lagos state government for being Yorubas. grin Frankly speaking and at this rate, it is safe to say that low self esteem has really eaten up these easterners because why would a sane person try to play down other people’s achievements, making it look like they never merited it?

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Business / Re: Meet The Female CEOs Leading Nine Nigerian Banks (Photos) by Morphinne: 5:02pm On Jan 11
BloomingDale:


I think cos of Lagos, which gives Yoruba people a big advantage, just like USA leads the world cos of USA advantage. Other people from other regions should try and remove eye from Lagos and develop a Lagos in their own region to be able to compete fairly. Igbos and Benins are the only ones trying.
What are you driving at? Are you saying they are being favored because they live in Lagos? (Most, if not all of them are not even indigenous to Lagos)
Is Lagos no longer a cosmopolitan state and a level-play ground for everyone? What inspired this your funny excuse? grin They all got where they are as a result of dedication, luck and of course, grace and you will hardly see them brag about it unlike the ndi biafra

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Culture / Re: Oduduwa Temple In Sao Paulo, Brazil (Photos) by Morphinne: 10:22am On Jan 11
kettykin:
How come the found peace displaying their cultural heritage in Brazil without respect to their host
How did this make sense to you?
Who told you that most of the adherents aren’t native Brazilians?
Maybe you should rephrase what you were struggling to say, perhaps in pidgin because I sure say na only you sabi wetin you dey try talk grin

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Culture / Re: Oduduwa Temple In Sao Paulo, Brazil (Photos) by Morphinne: 10:12am On Jan 11
KwuoteYourFada:
Yorubas are by far the most sold people during the slave trade by the Oyo kingdom


It gives me joy seeing how they're preserving Thier culture over there


@bolded is false and contrary to your claim, the igbos are the most sold people during the days of slave trade and labor. Make thorough research before making baseless claims

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Politics / Re: General Lagbaja Condemns Verbal Attacks On Governor Sanwo-Olu. by Morphinne: 9:43pm On Jan 09
Abagworo:


Arresting any offender including Sanwo Olu is right but using abusive words and show of arrogance as disrespect for the Nigerian Army is wrong on Sanwo Olu's part . Personally I've lost every regards I had for him prior to that on false belief of him being educated and humble.
Don’t worry my guy. You still have many regards to lose for him when your mother, child or you yourself gets knocked down and killed by a traffic offender.
Shey una no wan wise ni. This is why soldiers treat you like animals because they can sense fear in you. Soldiers are to be respected and not feared. I’m sure you don’t know the number of lives that are lost to traffic offenses in this country. The mumu soldier was wrong and was even ‘wronger’ to have had the gut to proudly say he was a soldier. The gov simply got upset and embarrassed by that statement; the typical Nigerians’ “do you know who I am” statement. Once again, o gor gan
Politics / Re: General Lagbaja Condemns Verbal Attacks On Governor Sanwo-Olu. by Morphinne: 9:16pm On Jan 09
ivolt:
Other clowns should take note.
One recruit would be used as scapegoat.

One stolen valor idiot even said Sanwo Olu is power drunk for arresting a soldier riding on one way.
He said Sanwo Olu should have apologised immediately the rider identified as a soldier.
Nigerians are a funny breed honestly. I was shocked to see people condemn Sanwolu for correcting an erring military officer. A soldier is known to be disciplined. In a sane country, the soldier would not even want the public to know that he belonged to the military in order not to drag the respected organization into the mess. Tomorrow, they (Nigerians) would tell you they want a country where laws are given regards yet they condemned Sanwolu partly because they hate him because he’s not their gbajue candidate and because they are just suffering from the typical suffering-and-smiling syndrome and this explains why soldiers beat up their wretched asses without any consequences. We simply don’t know our rights. The last elections made me realized that there are too many mad and gullible people among us and it’s really disturbing.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Paid My University Scholarship, Gave Me N8K Everyday In 2010 – Frodd by Morphinne: 9:04pm On Jan 09
TimeManager:
I have outgrown some certain things which includes the insults the SEeasterners hurl at the Yorubas. A lot of people, different tribes and tongues had one way or another benefited from the magnamity of a Yoruba person, nonetheless, Yorubas hardly blow their own trumpet by themselves. I recall that this BBnaija guy was a hype among igbo viewers and they believed he became big through Obi Cubana, without them realising the fact that he had an humble begining and a Yoruba man was instrumental in the early stage of his life yet to them, every Yoruba is poor and hungry. You insult those that are good to you.

-kiss the truth!
Not trying to sound tribalistic or to praise one ethnic group over the other but truth be told, that’s just the Yorubas for you. They seldom speak or brag about material possessions or the help they render to others . This explains why they have billionaires like Mrs Alakija, Adenuga, Otedola (na him pikin cast am grin), The Adelekes and many other who are extremely silent about their enormous wealth and power. This is not me saying every Yoruba man is like this but most are definitely like that just like the Hausas (I don’t know much about the SS people but you see those noisy easterners ehn grin let me just stop here
Crime / Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by Morphinne: 1:20pm On Jan 07
Why should I be angry because someone calls me a Yoruba man? grin What’s shameful about identifying with your tribe?
Can someone make me understand why our blooder always get mad when we check their names? E no suppose deep like that na grin
But no more name-checking sha, new year, new personality

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Morphinne: 8:47am On Jan 07
Timoleon:


Stop falsifying records...Ronaldo is not top 2...Ronaldo is top 1 undecided nobody give pass dat nigga tongue
Sorry my dear, English is not our mother tongue so you’re excused and forgiven grin
Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by Morphinne: 10:40pm On Jan 06
EreluRoz:
Kind hearted man and not some wayword one with babymamas everywhere especially that wandering prick Christian Ronaldo
What?!!!!!! Bro said Ronaldo grin grin
Which planet are you from please?
CR7 should be among the top 2 biggest philanthropists in the football world (I stand to be corrected)

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Politics / Re: "We Are Hungry", Lady Begs Igbo Traders To Return To Lagos by Morphinne: 6:22pm On Jan 06
mdimefields:

You guys make so much Noise with Lagos that one starts to wonder if Lagos is the only place Igbos are in large number. The Igbos residing and doing Business in Kano, Kaduna, Abuja and other Northern states is larger in number than Lagos. Why we have so much Igbos in Lagos is because of the monopoly of seaport. YOu can find Igbos in several West African countries running their businesses in peace, none is verbally attacked like the hateful Yorubas that have made it their past time to keep attacking Igbos online. I hope my people learn their lesson on time and vacate your Lagos for you.
you did it to Ghanaians, Igbos are now your target
@bolded, if them born your papa well, go to Kano and vie for the seat of governor or even LG chairmanship seat. You should also tell them that Kano belongs to nobody and to everybody then come back here and narrate your ordeal to us grin
Shey oni o stupid ni
Politics / Re: "We Are Hungry", Lady Begs Igbo Traders To Return To Lagos by Morphinne: 11:02am On Jan 06
These people will never cease to amaze me ; The lady was obviously being sarcastic and unsurprisingly, they fell for it grin
Just tell them Jesus is against Peter Obi and watch them hurl insults at him without thinking twice (Shebi na pesin wey get brain dey think sef grin)

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Politics / Re: "We Are Hungry", Lady Begs Igbo Traders To Return To Lagos by Morphinne: 10:58am On Jan 06
DaTruths:
I have to admit, if igbos leaves Lagos totally today, it would take about 20-30 years or even more for Lagos to get back to what it is today.

Don't bother quoting me to counter it because you are dumb.
You sure know that you’re dumb but I’ll still honor you with a response.
Though you are not comparable to Apple but your senseless take is like Apple or Samsung saying that its fans would become miserable if they stop selling phones to them grin
You travel en masse to a foreign land with a pair of shoes; set up shops to sell fake goods and you still have the gut to claim that the ppl who have superior purchasing powers to buy your goods wont survive without you grin Although you are not one, a sane person will know that the buyers (other Lagosians) should be the ones saying that you gala hawkers won’t survive without them. This is like seeing Nigerians claiming that the United Kingdom would cease to exist should they stop traveling there grin

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Politics / Re: Late Governor Akeredolu's Remains Arrive Nigeria (Pics) by Morphinne: 7:26am On Jan 06
SpatialKing:


Your mum is one of those videos where market women are crying about hardship in Nigeria..
You think we don't know you.
I said it, you never disappoint. You’ve always been a good representative to your family. You keep on exhibiting the age-long trait of your family everywhere, blood is thicker than water indeed grin
Politics / Re: Late Governor Akeredolu's Remains Arrive Nigeria (Pics) by Morphinne: 10:40pm On Jan 05
SpatialKing:

His death has thought women to stop marrying careless men that don't bother about their health..

Also thought women not to marry from a tribe that killed their sons because their mother or wives are from another tribe...


Ode is your family name. What’s careless about dying of cancer? Would he have survived the cancer of the blood (leukemia) if he had been careful enough?
Like I said earlier, odè is your family name and I’m sure your father must be really proud of you because you are just like him grin

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Politics / Re: Soldier Reacts To Video Of Governor Sanwo-Olu Arresting His Colleague (Photos) by Morphinne: 5:32pm On Jan 04
federal9:

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Soldier man na federal work oooo, 24/7

States don arrest federal government property.

The federal government should be the one to handle the soldier man and not the state.
I’m particularly interested in @bolded
Please, from which part of the constitution did you get that statement from sir?
You mean an Indiana or Montana state police can’t arrest an erring federal worker or that the mayor of a state can’t arrest you for flouting the law of the land just because you are employed by the president? grin This nairaland ehn, Una go just come online and start to dey cap rubbish grin
There’s nothing wrong with what the governor did and if Nigeria were to be a working and sane society, the mumu soldier would rather maintain low profile and would not even dare to bring the military into the mess because that alone is enough to get him relieved.
Politics / Re: Ban Sports Betting Apps, Reno Omokri Urges Tinubu by Morphinne: 11:32pm On Jan 03
Righthussle:
The FG should not ban only sports betting, FG should also ban foreign organized religions especially Christianity and Islam.

Do you know how many billion dollars the Roman catholic church in Nigeria remits to Rome yearly in the form of tithe and offering?

What about Seventh Day Adventist Church in Nigeria, do you know how much it remits to the Adventist church world conference headquarters in America yearly?

What about the billions of naira we spend on pilgrimages for muslims to go through stones in Saudi Arabia and Christians to pray in Israel? Money that would have been used to create more jobs for the youths .

You Dey mind am

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Sports / Re: Wayne Rooney Sacked As Birmingham Manager by Morphinne: 1:41pm On Jan 03
insidelife22:
Rooney Don relegate like three clubs since he started out as a manager.
Na to dey tackle Ronaldo him sabi. Managerial job is not for everybody
Politics / Re: The Display Of Insensitivity At Lucky Aiyedatiwa's Inauguration (Video) by Morphinne: 8:17am On Dec 29, 2023
vowiski:
It was needed, because Aketi and his family almost rubbished the former Dep. Governor.

If things went as they ought to be, I doubt this would have happened
Only callous idiots take fights with them to the grave. When one party dies, every grudge should be dropped . We all know he is not responsible for his death and that he’s happy but he should have at least hid his excitement at that occasion. Anyways, congratulations to the new one-year accidental governor!
Politics / Re: Ex-Delta Governor, Chief James Ibori Mourns Akeredolu, Na'abba by Morphinne: 7:24am On Dec 28, 2023
StrongAlphMale:
See the way everyone is mourning Aketi.

Now let's assume he was a poor man from nowhere, would anyone even remember him let alone mourning him? My brother, in all you do in this life, just ensure you make this money and have enough of it.

Money brings power and influence, and that's exactly what the late governor has. Supposed money fit buy life, this gov no go ever smell death
For your mind like this, nobody dey mourn poor people
Btw, will the mournings from these powerful and influential persons bring back the dead? Of what importance are the mournings to the deceased? Una go sha open mouth waa

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Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija Awarded 6 Offshore Oil Blocks By Sierra Leone Government by Morphinne: 10:41am On Dec 25, 2023
LegendHero:


Famfa oil employ more than Innoson. Do you think it’s play to have stake in Agbami field as far back as 1993? Was Obasanjo your president in 1993?

Kid Google Alakija and know who she is.

Alakija is an entrepreneur way above the league of the small Innoson.

By the way, stop saying nonsense, Famfa conglomerate as a whole employ more people than that small Innoson will ever employ. You think oil business na play?



You dey mind the chest-beating mumu. Igbos and chest-beating are 5&6, you just can’t take that away from them. We for no dey sleep again if the likes of Aliko Dangote, Ibrahim Dantata, Alakija, Bimbo Alase, Mike Adenuga, Femi Otedola etc are from eastern Nigeria. Despite not having their ppl in official lists of richest people, you still hear things like “We sustain Nigeria” Nigeria can’t breathe without us” “we develop everywhere we go” Igbos are the most industrious and richest black ppl grin
But why are Igbo imaginary billionaires not being featured on Forbes? I guess Forbes are also holding anti-Igbo sentiment just like the yolobas and fulani cows grin

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Politics / Re: Tunji-Ojo Orders Probe Of NIS Officials At Seme Border Over Misconduct by Morphinne: 9:00am On Dec 24, 2023
joseph1832:
two wrong doesn't make a right, right. Good. After the NIS have dealt with its members, they should also investigate that professor for why he traveled with an expired Nigerian passport.

If its found that he indeed, traveled with an expired Nigerian passport, the professor should be disciplined also. It's that simple.
He actually told them that he came home to renew the said passport. These people need iron hands as nothing is working in this country. He was even lucky they didn’t kill him. He knew he did nothing wrong according to his account but only played wise and decided to part ways with that $40 just to avoid story that touches not knowing they had already stolen over $500 cash from the luggage they searched.

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