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TravelRe: Kekwaru Ngozi Mary Gets Free Canada Permanent Residency After Returning $70,000 by Morphinne: 9:51am On Aug 12, 2023
001Lagos:
Igbos are honest people so I'm not surprised

Congrats to Ngozi Mary and thank you for making the Igbo nation proud

Daalu
How did you manage to put igbos and honesty in the same sentence? grin grin
This is blasphemy of the highest order
Foreign AffairsRe: African Union Backs ECOWAS Resolutions On Niger Republic by Morphinne: 5:43pm On Aug 11, 2023
Badassniggga:
So AU is backing military operations? Anyways since the Nigerian senate already voted unanimously not to take part in the military campaigns against Niger, other countries of ECOWAS can go ahead and invade without us. Whatever happens internally in another sovereign country is no one's business.

No one invaded Nigeria those years when military coups were more prevalent every now and then in the 60s/90s, we sorted our issues ourselves and same thing should happen in Niger. If the West wants a change of government in Niger they should deploy their own forces to go and die in Niger instead. E no concern us. Africans shouldn't be fighting and killing each other to appease the Western bloc.
Just imagine that the west sponsored the majority-Fulani/Hausa Nigerian army to topple the corruption-ladened regime of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, would you be here praising the coup plotters citing widespread corruption? Do you realize how hypocritical and stewpid y’all sound defending the unconstitutional removal of a sitting president who comes from a minority group? You eediotic lots are blackmailing and castigating the Nigerian judiciary, telling them to uphold our democracy yet you are the ones also supporting the rubbishing of another country’s democracy just because the person you hate isn’t in support of the idea of coup. Aren’t you running mad slowly like this? grin huh
RomanceRe: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by Morphinne:
Caleycash:
You are the real big time MUMU, even your mom who has the greatest and unconditional love for you will fade out caring about you if as a man above 30 and you have no substantial avenue of making money, you can live in self denial but the reality is no vibrant, young and feminine woman will love you without money, all love are conditional except that of your mom which she can still get fade up when you're useless and amount to nothing!
Like I said earlier, you go mumu for real life and it’s your type women dey show shege because of this your dangerous, archaic mentality.
It’s your type that do witless things just to get women laid because your lips can’t do anything for you and small time now, you’ll start shouting Nigerian girls are useless and only after your money😂
Stop making them think you are ’manless’ without money. Real men get women by looking good, speaking well and spending on themselves (first). I don’t make my money to spend on ladies, I earn to take care of myself so as to be presentable and not be a social misfit and this doesn’t mean I’m stingy or that I won’t take care of her but I don’t just make money the focal point and main fuel needed to walk up the woman I like. You simps are a cancer to our world because you are making things difficult for normal people. As for your first paragraph, pls speak for yourself only, mister, if that’s how it is in your family, it’s fine but that’s not how every family is. We don’t worship money here and we aren’t lazy either.
RomanceRe: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by Morphinne: 6:36am On Aug 08, 2023
Caleycash:
There's no love without money, so leave that your yeye talk, Igbo men don't approach women with negative mindset like yours, we sense it from afar!
This your mindset ehn 😂😂
You go mumu for real life o bros
No shades
RomanceRe: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by Morphinne:
Samantha124:
Most SA women are hard workers and they don't mind being with an SA man who earns below their salary.

But they can't do that with Nigerian men... You guys have already given them the impression that a Nigerian man is supposed to spend on his woman no matter what.

Maybe in Nigeria not every man throws money at women... But when they come to SA, they'd start doing it because they know that no SA woman would bother looking into their direction if they don't promise to shower them with money.
I’ll have to agree with you on this. Nigerian men have made women think money is so easy to make and this has made it hard for love to work in the absence of money. They complain and call our ladies gold diggers when they are in fact, the ones whose only ways and means of attracting women is through spending; no content, no games.
Many people also mistake spending for love when they are two very different things.
In Nigeria, most ladies now see dating/relationship as a poverty alleviation scheme all thanks to our men who can stoop low and do the most ridiculous things to get s*x😂
Person wey use money buy love no dey ever pay finish! cool
PoliticsRe: Coup Plotters Deny Abdulsalami, Sultan Entry, ‘discussed’ At Airport by Morphinne: 12:13pm On Aug 06, 2023
obyno82:
See ehn I will track your profile and get your IP address and track your location. Once the war starts you will be forcefully conscripted to the war front. So that you can walk the walk instead of talking.
Online GCFR😂 online lowa, chestbeating is allowed.
Ode
TravelRe: American Tourist Describes Nigeria After Spending 12 Days In Lagos (Photos) by Morphinne: 1:44pm On Aug 03, 2023
001Lagos:
This just confirmed the European union council report on Lagos as the worst place to live on earth

Lagos is an over-hyped dirty slum
Yet you and your backward ppl are dying to live in this same “worst place to live” grin
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Nominees And Their States Of Origin by Morphinne: 9:18am On Jul 28, 2023
Odjirigho:
They know what they are doing, this is just to make people feel the excluded states are not favoured.
Just wait a while, then you will marvel at the compensation plans for these states.

It's very obvious their game plan
… and what’s wrong with compensating the states and people who believed in your dream and voted massively for you? Don’t tell me you’re expecting him to compensate those who don’t want him in power equally or more than those who love and trust him?
PoliticsRe: I Will Walk About Naked If Peter Obi Wins At Tribunal- Charly Boy by Morphinne: 10:50am On Jul 27, 2023
hisexcellency34:
https://punchng.com/i-will-walk-naked-if-obi-wins-at-tribunal-charly-boy/?amp
Smart man 😂😂😂
Why didn’t he say he would walk naked if Tinubu wins?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Never Claimed That He Won The Presidential Election - Reno Omokri by Morphinne: 2:47am On Jul 24, 2023
LabourPartyNG:
There is one Nairalander that has been bothering me with this discourse since...

If he said he won the election and should be declared as president, isn't it the same results that were not transmitted through IREV that he won with.

Lagos, Anambra, Plateau, etc....

If he agrees that he won Lagos, let's ask him...were the Lagos results transmitted through IREV? What about the other states he won...were the results transmitted through IREV?
This is the exact question everyone should ask Pitobi and his lunatics. Since according to Obi, the results produced by INEC are heavily flawed, why then did he accept and not fault the results from the states where he won? According to him, everywhere he won, the elections there were free and fair but every state that was taken by oppositions were rigged by INEC. Now, his lawyers’ argument is no longer centered on election rigging, rather, they want the winner to be disqualified on the ground of technicality which is what Reno is saying😆
Obi is no longer claiming to have won the election, his argument now is that the winner shouldn’t have been allowed to enter into the contest and this is what you get when you hire the likes of Kenneth Okonkwo and a host of other charge-and-bail lawyers to make up your legal team😂
PoliticsRe: Heavens Won’t Fall If You Remove Tinubu As President - Atiku Urges Tribunal by Morphinne: 2:30am On Jul 24, 2023
iLoveYouToo:
I feel for Atiku sha, this is his last shot at the presidency
Swearugawd, his last and surest shot at it but God/the devil used mr Peter Obi to pour sand into his garri. No be witchcraft be that?
I was really sad the day he won PDP presidential primary because I knew that if Wike had won the ticket, the elections would have been a smooth walkover for Tinubu then, just out of the blue, the duo of Obi and Kwankwaso emerged to effectively truncate his golden chance. Atiku will never forgive Obi in this life and beyond🤣.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Never Challenged Forfeiture Order - Peter Obi Tells Tribunal by Morphinne: 10:28am On Jul 22, 2023
FSBoperator:
So now we have switched from wining the elections to that Tinubu was not fit to contest.

Ok
Got it.
It’s very laughable that Obi no longer claim he won the elections like his dogs were saying earlier😂 They are now scheming to nullify the rightful winner’s victory through technicality. I thought Obi and his league of dimwits would bombard the court with massive proofs of election rigging and violence
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour: Pray For The Nigerian Judiciary In The Next 2-3 Weeks by Morphinne: 2:09am On Jul 17, 2023
ImoleNaija:
Why must a candidate get 25% in FCT, when it is not his hometown?

Leaving one at the mercy of FCT voters onlyhuh

You could, as well, declare the elections held in the 36 states null and void.

Each Presidential vote in FCT should be worth nothing less than #1m then, since the voters there are First-Class citizens. undecided

Rubbish!
This is just common sense but we all know that common sense is not common🤣
If FCT residents’ votes should be the main votes determining Nigeria’s leaders, why then do the other States (lesser Nigerians according to ipobs since that’s what this 25% wahala implies ) need to vote? How did the lawyers holding on to this 25% brouhaha graduate from legal schools abeg, how?🤣
Why and how does it even make sense to these Mumudients ?
BusinessRe: See How I Was deceived By Loan App Agent by Morphinne: 7:02pm On Jul 13, 2023
jimmyolasun:
Walai, I shock... Dude talk say naa COVID era he collect am and why Dem no remind am or stop interest from growing beyond reasonable amount but had to wait till it overgrow. Last last me self support the guy. I swear naa negotiation table Dem dey presently
As much as I would like to advise everyone to desist from taking loans they are incapable of paying back, OP should have shown these ppl shege instead of sending them back the money. They would have been the ones begging him by now because he has a valid case. You can’t just intentionally lure random ppl into debts that didn’t even benefit them.
Now they have nothing to lose since he’s already sent them their principal meaning that the money wasn’t even useful for him yet he is being asked to service the loan. Imagine paying interest ontop money wey you no even spend😏
Imagine asking someone to pay back 30k on a 38k loan in a space of 7 days. Isn’t this wickedness? Stop patronizing these people!!
BusinessRe: See How I Was deceived By Loan App Agent by Morphinne: 6:52pm On Jul 13, 2023
jimmyolasun:
Heya Pele... True true life no balance.. loan app dey threaten you when one person I know naa beg Dem dey beg am make e pay back and baba dey follow them negotiate how much interest he wan make Dem add or e no dey pay again. Dude collect 15k and he no pay since 2020 and interest add and 15k grow enter 60k.. loan app threaten am, baba para threaten them back even quote law and all.. naa them dey beg am now as baba say Dem be thief. Long story, they reduce 60k to 25k and baba still dey say naa 20k e want.. now Dem dey try agree on 22k..

What a funny scenario.
Na loan shark dey beg idan 🤣🤣🤣😂
HealthRe: Pls Help A Brother. by Morphinne: 2:05am On Jul 12, 2023
You are experiencing Gastroesophageal reflux disease also known as acid reflux (GERD) and I can tell you, it’s a very stubborn disease that doesn’t go away that easily and this is partly because ppl often mistake it for ordinary peptic ulcer since they both show the same symptoms. Your weight loss is as a result of your inability to digest your food well because you get filled up easily from just a little quantity of food which are later either vomited or excreted as undigested waste (bloating)
For now I will advise that you stop taking all those pills and fully go trado. Omeprazole and the suspensions you’re taking are only suppressing the pains and not actually addressing the issues. Buy some bottles of raw honey (the ones extracted locally by farmers as most of the honey being sold are basically sugar which are not good for your health)
This raw honey are often dirty and not as clear as sugar-honey.
Gulp it everyday and by God’s grace, you will surely see improvement. Also get garlic and soak the cloves in water and leave it to ferment for some days, drink it everyday not minding the foul smell. Once your ulcer is gone, the excess acid produced in your stomach will be gone meaning that your food would start digesting better.
Always try as much as possible to avoid vomitting. Vomitting is one of the fastest ways to lose bodily fluids. You will notice that you lose weight immediately after each time you throw up. Sorry, you will be fine.
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Yerima Gives Update On The 14-Year-Old Girl He Married In 2010 by Morphinne: 9:00pm On Jul 08, 2023
Skyview01:
I should respect his culture even if he decides to marry a baby off of the mother's back?.

You do realize some cultures can be criminal right?. Like the killing of twins, human ritual sacrifices e.t.c. and i assume you would have me respect criminal cultures right!

We are not a slave to culture, this is 2023 and we can choose to accept progressive cultures while rejecting retrogression.

We can even create new cultures for future of our children.
If you had stayed calm and taken your time to read what you quoted well, you would have seen where I emphatically said that provided the culture causes no harm to you directly or indirectly, it should be respected. Why would you compare marrying a 14-year-old girl to the killing of twins and human sacrifices? I’m puzzled that despite seeing what I wrote, you still somehow brought killing and ritual into the mix 🫤 lipsrsealed
Are you affected by this culture? Are you or any of your relatives asked to forcefully marry them? Are the people affected by this culture complaining? Are they interpreting it to be bad? Why are you taking painkillers for another person’s headache?
Why should I preach that gays be killed when their way of life doesn’t affect me? It will only become a serious problem if he/she decides to be unfortunate enough to bring it to my side (shoving it down our throats is what we are voicing out against). Dear sir, read well and understand before commenting on other people’s views.
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Yerima Gives Update On The 14-Year-Old Girl He Married In 2010 by Morphinne: 4:59pm On Jul 08, 2023
malali:
Religion rules.

Civil rules.

Cultural rules.

Societal rules.

Racial rules.

Moral rules.

If Ahmed Yerima had married a man.......France,USA would have been very happy, possibly thrown a party for him.

If Ahmed Yerima had paid and brought home a prostitute.....Amsterdam would not see anything wrong with that.

If Ahmed Yerima had slept with a little boy.....the pope and the Vatican would have looked the other way.

Civil and religious rules in Nigeria and the USA would forever be different.

Not to say what Ahmed Yerima did was right, but would you rather your sister married at 14years old or be a prostitute at 14years.
Nothing more to add. People should learn to respect other people’s cultures and values as long as it doesn’t directly or indirectly harm them.
EducationRe: Alleged Result Manipulation: Reps Orders JAMB To Suspend All Actions On Mmesoma by Morphinne: 11:15am On Jul 06, 2023
juman:
She should apologize to JAMB and Nigerians she tried to deceive, she would be forgiven.
At this point, Nigerians won’t forgive her. They’ve played with our sensibilities for too long.
If Jamb doesn’t take a decisive step and allow this to slide, the body’s integrity will henceforth be questioned by both Nigerians and the international community. They will start seeing our apex examination body as being incompetent. That girl and his accomplices must be jailed for not knowing when to stop. They started the accusation game and must be ready for the result.
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Scored 334/400 In Common Entrance (Photo) by Morphinne: 7:53pm On Jul 04, 2023
sweetgala:
She is not 16 yrs but rather 19 years old , her father confirmed on TVC that she was born 2nd April 2004. I was also previously misinformed and was curious about the public information of a minor.
So it’s April? Imagine o, the month on the fake result says March while the one posted by JAMB themselves says April🤣😂
Omor we all deserve an unreserved apology
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Scored 334/400 In Common Entrance (Photo) by Morphinne: 7:45pm On Jul 04, 2023
inoki247:
Ok have you try to check the format of the results she's parading if the format is the same with the present one.....


You can't use someone past result to judge another result...



So if we are to go by your reasoning that means Nigeria student who do bad in Primary school and secondary schl stage and latter came out with First class in University are supposed to come out with Pass....
No apologies, the igbos remain the dumbest tribe in Nigeria today. Imagine what the poster and so many others are using as justification to prove that the said girl is innocent 🤣
Sometimes I wonder if these primitive people are truly humans. Going by his wack analogy, then I have every right to charge my Alma mater to court because the grade I graduated with didn’t do good Justice to the brilliant chap I used to be during my primary and secondary school days🤣
Funnily, a brilliant person is even more likely to forge his result in this scenario because not everyone can accept the reality that they are not as brilliant as they think.
Who’s even arguing if this said girl is brilliant or not?
It’s possible someone did it for her without her knowledge (very unlikely) but claiming that this result that I’m seeing here is legit will put her in some very serious mess
PoliticsRe: JAMB: Northerners Value Honesty Above Ethnicity - Reno Omokri by Morphinne: 7:23pm On Jul 04, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Reno is so useless, noted.

But between Northerners and South Easterners, who can you appropriately describe as honest?

You may lie to yourself though. grin
I’m eagerly waiting for an honest answer to this 🤣
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Commends Uba Sani’s Inclusion Of Igbos In Cabinet by Morphinne: 5:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
Beremx:
That's how it should be. I am happy the governor isn't towing the part of Hell Rufai. The country needs to heal of ethnic bigotry that Buhari and his monsters created.

God bless Nigerians
Wrong, former governor El Rufia too had at least one or two Igbos or Yorubas in his cabinet ma. It is only in the south east that practices like this is non-existent. I don’t think there’s any south east leader that has up to two ppl from different tribes making up his cabinet (I may be wrong tho)
EducationRe: JAMB releases Mmesoma Ejikeme original result by Morphinne: 4:57pm On Jul 04, 2023
Biodun556:
Of course, that means JAMB never compromise her hard work but somebody is desperate somewhere
She has already landed herself in serious mess. You don’t play with everyone head thinking they are all stupid like your kinsmen. They shouldn’t have made it look like it was JAMB that was being incompetent, that’s a serious dent on the board’s reputation and nobody would take that lightly. If care is not taken, this girl’s parent will end up with what they won’t like (legal wahala)
The mumu that made the result for her should have followed due diligence to know that what he/she printed for her is no longer in use by JAMB. The layout was ditched two years ago. Again, where did madam Meso get her own from?

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