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Sometimes its gud to so them that everybody in the country is man.

Last two weeks. I was driving along lagos-abeokuta expressway, when a police Van wanted to overtake me inside traffic with their reckless driver blowing siren early in the morning. The next thing i heard was gbaaaaaaaa!!!! Whats that? Before i know it my passenger side mirror has broken ...gbese!! 21k may thunder fire u, they refuse to stop their Van then i follow them imediately I must follow u to wherever u are going today, this ideeot at the back of the van was pointing gun at me, i was just laughing at his stupidity.

Like 2mins after they branch into a corner, to where? Haa thank God inside their station,they have instructed the drunkard in the gate to lock me out, i just park and lock my car get inside without looking anybody eyes. Two of them came to attack me that why i was following them and i ask them of they didnt know they broke my side mirrow ...then dey said didnt i know i was blocking them or i didnt hear siren? I laugh and i demanded to see their DPO they refuse then i startd shouting till the DPO came out and i explain everytin to him he tell them to allow me to drive in which I did and the man apologies , I leta accepted sa.

All these black wearing officers are stupid

Reason why we need to be thanking God for Nigeria.

I cant imaging the number of casualty if it happened in Nigeria

Pls when is Drogba coming to Nigeria?

Thats the only Legend i will like to meet.

My hatred for Ramos has increased

That girl in the middle tho.

Yes and Amen

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Nawa o una dey enjoy for this Abuja o,u get interview at 11am and left home 10am? And to make the matter worst u didnt know the location.

Traffic no dey hold una?

Trust my lagos guys , he would have left home by 6am
Face traffic for 4 hrs

Use the rest one hour to settle down for the interview.

Op pls next time say "sorry" it goes a long way in ur life

Buhari is right

Its a pity i used my expensive data to watch the life on a thief.

I pray i watch how he wud be convicted and sent to prison one day

I beg all igbo in Iwo and environ to pls note that its just eze ndigbo title o not Igwe o, and pls dont claim Iwo belongs to nobody in future o.

You are just developers not owners o dont pass your baundry o

Your father is a Thief and you too an Arm robber

What an heritance.

Apart from Tweetering whats this man work?

addikt:
I always think Zebra is Egbin....??

No ..Egbin is big like zebra but with brown colour just like antelope. I saw it ones at UI zoo the animal is actually beautiful with tiroo in it eyes

Op pls henceforth always add state and country of the incident to your report . All these names and villages u mentioned above dont seems to be existing in Nigeria.

Stop giving NCAN headache while reading .

Thanks

Villager - Nissan quest

If truly shes dating wizkid then i will agree that women are shameless

Gud

Huunnm,nigeria has really changed...i can remember back in school i can use #200 to cook a very delicious soup.

To answer op question,

#500 is enough to cook a delicious Ila-alasepo

Buy okro #100

Fish. #200

Iru #50

The remaining #150 is enough for u to buy other ingredients if necessary.

U can eat it for 3 days.

Student life is very sweet o

Nija judges sa....the judgement is fast cos is not a politician and he is not a celebrity.

Nija for life

Legend?

We dont know him here in Africa

Flati

Iranu

The man is too blunt and thats why they hate him

""I DON't have NO man problems""

Meaning pls?

That Angel that directed me to Africa will be in trouble when i get back to heaven, how manage i share continent with these kind of people.?

Awon gullible ones, so una don see jesus bfre?

Cele don do the magic for them

Is not a news again that our snake Legend Lalasticlala got married to his sweetheart yesterday May 19.

I think is not gonna be bad idea if we nairalander donate a lot of snake for him to celebrate his new home even though he didnt invite us to the wedding .

So here is the little i can contribute I personally killed it myself today in my farm and this is the first time I killed a snake.

Others too can contribute and let see whos own is bigger

Except Ambole, who others help?

IRONY OF CHRISTIANITY

Sometime ago, a close associate of mine, a lady wanted to do something for the Lord. She specifically bought a generator and was going to take it to the church we both attended at the time as it was a harvest Sunday.

I carefully pointed out to her that the gesture would be more appreciated if she gave it to a Christian sister who was struggling with a small scale laundry business without a reliable alternative power source. I even reminded her that the church had sufficient alternative power supply. But she wouldn't listen to me. To her, God can only receive her thanks if her gift was directed to the 'church' building and not a church member.

True to my word, the generator was auctioned in the bazaar that followed. Obviously the church didn't need it badly.

You see, same thing that made that my sister insist on directing her gift to the 'altar of God' is the reason why someone reading this post, after service today will drive his car home, empty and alone while waving 'bless you' to the trekking brethren of Jesus Christ, his bloods covenant brothers and sisters.

But if he sees the resident Pastor or regional Pastor going home on foot, that same brother will suspend his life and destiny temporarily just to drive home the man of God. He wouldn't mind emptying his car of his immediate family. His motivation is that at the end, the man of God will bless him or God will bless him more for driving the anointed. And this blessing, he cannot receive if he had driven home ordinary members of the body of Christ.

This is commercial Christianity, a false sense of making merchandise of the anointing.

Let me be more practical with a figure that is well respected as an example. If Pastor Adeboye today at Redemption camp announces that he needs a brand new Range Rover 2018, there would be over 1000 congregants who will line up to meet this man of God's demand immediately. The man behind does not care if the man in front will give same car, he must do it for the man of God. This is wonderful of course, no doubt. But same people who are willing enough to buy Range Rover for daddy GO cannot buy Tokunbo Gulf car for the jobless family man in the church to start a transport business and help his family. Mbanu, doing it for the man of God is more profitable to him.

I could recall this happening regularly in my local assembly while growing up. I saw rich men who could not help the poor around them, making public donations in church, buying cars for pastors and raising buildings for the church single handedly, just to be recognized with titles such as Knight. Yet, the idea that giving to the church or the preacher attracts more blessings than giving to the needy is both false and fraudulent. It is not biblical, product of commercial spirit.

This is the singular reason why you often find some very poor and wretched hungry brethren worshipping God inside expensive and lavishly furnished buildings.

Therefore beloved, let it be known to you that giving is not a native of the church buildings neither is 'God bless you' the exclusive preserve of the men of God. What happened to the words of Christ. 'whatsoever you do to the LEAST of my brothers, that you do onto me....'

If you can do for your Pastor what you cannot do for a brother(who is a member of Christ's family just as the Pastor), then there is something wrong about your motive.

It is imperative to know that God's blessing attached to doing good is same when we do it to our immediate neighbors. In Galatians 6, the Bible provided that the preacher as well as the brethren should benefit from our generosity, not just the preacher alone.

Some on their way to church today will ignore many opportunities to do good, reason simply because the money in their pocket is designated CHURCH OFFERING. Thus, they prefer giving to the God they don't see, while ignoring the God amongst men.

Except for the purpose of bringing it to the church so that it can be distributed amongst the needy, anything that tells you to ignore the immediate need of your bloods covenant brothers so that you can attend to the need of the 'church' or the anointed is not of the Lord. It is a commercial spirit, the same kind of Spirit that Paul cast out of the man who priced his anointing.

Should I talk of wives who honour their man of God more than their husbands or husbands who honour their woman of God more than their wives for same reason of the blessing attached......

Let the willingness and zeal with which we attend to our Papas be same with our neighbors. For we are blessed as much when we do it to the poor and needy around us.

God bless you .
Tosin Oluwatosin

Let assume the male suicide bombers were promised 72 virgins sey dey promised females bombers too 72 men ni?

Pls i need the quran chapter that was used to brainwashed these ideeeeoots o .