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Family / Re: Tell Me Your Dreams. I Interpret All Dreams by Mouthpis(m): 6:57am On Jun 06, 2020
The woman I want to marry had dreamt twice that I was chasing her in the dream with a machete. And now she is scared of me. It's giving me sleepless nights as to why such dream at this time?

We both love each other so much so that we barely stay a day without seeing each other.

Kindly assist as this dream is beginning to create so kind of cracks in our ever flourish relationship which is heading towards matrimony.
Sports / Re: Players Who Went From Rags To Riches & Back Again by Mouthpis(m): 4:08am On May 30, 2020
SexytorresE:
Next time add Emmanuel Eboue to the list grin even Daniel Amokachi and co

I love ladies that have passion for sport, football to be precise. Remember those days when the last born of my mom will start crying whenever Super Eagles lost a match, to the point of not eating. We will have to beg her to eat oo. It was really fun then.

And yes, I was expecting to see Daniel Amokachi there too.
Sports / Re: Drogba Lucky Not To Face Him' - Henderson Defends Van Dijk Over Ballack Claim by Mouthpis(m): 4:01pm On May 26, 2020
I have always known that vvd is an overated defender.

Can't compare him with those defenders we've seen on our screen in the last 15-20 years.

The kind of dangerous strikers and skillful midfielders we've had in the past will cost lots of damage to the current Liverpool defence.

Ballack is damn right.

I keep on saying it that by the time Christiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi will resign from active football, that is when football will start loosing it's dominance in the world of sports.

All what they do now is goal, goal and goal. No skillful players of the likes of Ronaldo(Brazil), Ronaldinho, Okocha, Maradona, Deco, Zola and a host of many others.

The only two players who are in the league of the above mentioned Legends are Ronaldo and Messi.

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Crime / Re: Osun Mother Ties Up Her Son In Sack Over Evil Spirit Allegations (video) by Mouthpis(m): 12:02pm On May 19, 2020
That where the devil is too busy to go, he sends a woman.

Can't imagine any woman doing this to my child, eeeehhhh!

Hmmm.

Crime / Re: Bandits Attack Shiroro In Niger State by Mouthpis(m): 5:17pm On May 11, 2020
MondayOsunbor:



it have left borno. it is now in niger state

make una no worry it will reach everybody

sai baba !

God forbid.

Before e go reach me and my people, this country go divide.

I don't know if these guys get orgasm for bloodshed.
Politics / Re: Ganduje Asks FG To Relax Lockdown In Kano To Help Residents Buy Food by Mouthpis(m): 5:24am On May 01, 2020
I thought he just allowed them to go buy foodstuffs a couple of days ago?

This guy is really up to something.
Politics / Re: Governors Agree On 14-Day National COVID-19 Lockdown by Mouthpis(m): 6:40am On Apr 23, 2020
Why are our leaders this wicked and heartless?

The stay at home order is one of the sure way of combating the spread of the virus.

what on mother Earth does it takes to provide little for people to remain at home why the medical team do their work?

Instead of all these selective way o palliatives, why can't they just copy what the Western countries are doing since we copy them in everything.

The lockdown was copied from the developed countries, why not copy the way the provide palliatives for their people a swell.

Why can't the federal government just use BVN and credit peoples account, allow one or two days for stockpiling of grains and the do a total lockdown to face this menace head-on?

This government really lack the vision on what to do. You are telling people to remain indoors without any form of aid, how will that work, if not just wickedness?

Am tired...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Coronavirus Stimulus Cheques To Feature Trump's Signature by Mouthpis(m): 6:31am On Apr 16, 2020
Ayoefa:


At least tell your brothers that only tax payers are getting it oh. They have been telling stories say nay for anybody. At least educate them on facts. I got mine and spent in less than 30 mins on Bill's. Better than nothing, but we are going to pay it back. See that the direct deposit is named IRS Tax refund in the deposit line. Pls tell all these Nigerians that, this is not free money, it's for TAX payers.

Oga, what's all these argument about nah?
Whether it's for only tax payers or not, and regardless of the time it took you to finish spending that money, one thing is clear here, and that is, the US government paid cash to your account PERIOD!

Here, nothing whatsoever from our government.

Republican or Democrats, the fact remains that the government gave out something to cushion the effect of covid-19 on its citizens.

Let Nigerian govt pay something to tax payers at least.

I hope you know how much have been donated so far by individuals and private organization to the Nigerian govt to help cushion the effect of this pandemic on its citizens?

Yet nothing on ground to show for the large sums of money both from within the country and from international organization.

Pls...

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Politics / Re: Fire Guts Corporate Affairs Commission, CAC Headquarters In Abuja by Mouthpis(m): 3:32pm On Apr 15, 2020
Nairaland is really the beer parlor of social media.

Una too get mouth.

And who is that Monika that want to kill some people with those sophisticated vocabularies?

I don laugh tire, sote I dey sweat mess come dey comot for my nyansh.

So all of una dey pray make Asorock, NNPC and CBN catch fire too?

Lol...
Food / Re: Hungry Abuja Residents Steal Rice From A Moving Truck by Mouthpis(m): 10:44am On Apr 15, 2020
MondayOsunbor:



still people can not organize protest


governement have bamboozled the people soooo much that they have turn to zombie complete

Quite unfortunate bro.

All we know how to do is rant online.

A very good example is Sowore's case.

Very unfortunate sire!

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Food / Re: Hungry Abuja Residents Steal Rice From A Moving Truck by Mouthpis(m): 10:29am On Apr 15, 2020
Shiit getting really hard mhen!!!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address The Country At 7pm by Mouthpis(m): 6:19pm On Apr 13, 2020
We are waiting to know what he has to say this time again.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Osinbajo, Governors Meet To Consider More Palliatives by Mouthpis(m): 8:29am On Apr 03, 2020
knowhowk:
Oga People need Local Palliative Measures you are talking about Foreign reserves .Nigeria Government has the Capacity to do this ,Stop using unnecessary indices to Support the Government for keeping away from Responsibilities to Citizens ,Na only Nigeria that wants to Preserve Foreign reserves ,Provide food for people during the Lockdown this one keep talking about Foreign reserves ... Imagine Philippines Taken care of There citizens even a complete Foreigner ,An Igbo.man with no residential permit was given ,Are you telling me Philippine has no foreign reserve to protects .Tell the truth about Our Leaders uncaring attitudes and Looting you are chasing Shadows : This thread tells it all https://www.nairaland.com/5769952/nigerian-philippines-displays-relief-items

God bless you sir.

I don't know where you are, I would have ordered for one heavy roasted fish from Abacha barracks in Abuja for you for this apt and well articulated reply.

God bless you again sir.

Imagine that guy defending this gov't ineffectiveness. Just imagine Philippines oh, let's not even talk of the likes of USA, Britain, Germany and the other big names in the world.

I hate to admit that up till now, some Nigerians like the guy you quoted sees almost nothing wrong with this satanic gov't causing Nigerians untold hardship.

Even if the govt spend 2trn naira as palliative for her citizens, is it up to the trillions of Dollars the govt officials have been embezzling since time immemorial?

Since some people still reason like that guy, we still have a long way to go.

But, how you take know say the Igbo guy no get complete papers

Again bros, as I no fit see you to buy the fish for you, this cheers is for you.

Health / Re: NCDC Confirms 11 New Cases Of Coronavirus. Total Rises To 81 by Mouthpis(m): 4:39am On Mar 28, 2020
Gracious God, kindly come to our rescue.
Health / Re: Italian Diagnosed With Coronavirus To Be Discharged Soon – Osagie Ehanire by Mouthpis(m): 12:51pm On Mar 12, 2020
Discharge him and send him straight to Italy ooo

Trust Nigerians, we go run away from the guy like live electrical necked wire until him go japa by himself.
Politics / Re: Kano Elders Condemn Sanusi's Dethronement, Head To Court by Mouthpis(m): 5:27am On Mar 10, 2020
And where were they before it degenerated to this level?

Anyway, let's just wait and see the outcome.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Marcelo Rebelo, Portuguese President To Be Quarantined For 2 Weeks by Mouthpis(m): 4:05pm On Mar 09, 2020
Oh our creator, let it be so unto one president from Africa that likes traveling upandan.

Amen.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: We Will Find Sponsors Of Boko Haram Soon by Mouthpis(m): 6:52pm On Mar 08, 2020
Of all the sound brains in this country, these are the kind of lunatics Buhari appoints.

Nonsensical nonsense...
Sports / Re: Fake Passport: Judge remands Ronaldinho in Paraguayan jail by Mouthpis(m): 6:16pm On Mar 08, 2020
The most entertaining FIFA best player the world has ever seen/known.

Dude was almost talking to the ball in the field of play.

We are still waiting for a player as skillful as this wonder guy.

Such a delight to watch.

Always smiling whether his side is winning or not.

Legend

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Crime / Re: How 19-Year-Old Boy Drugged Landlady, 52, And Raped Her In Ogun by Mouthpis(m): 4:38pm On Mar 03, 2020
Some news just makes one wonder what the world is turning into
Politics / Re: Buhari Confirms Folasade Yemi-Esan As Head Of Civil Service (Pic) by Mouthpis(m): 6:43am On Feb 29, 2020
We are talking Corona Virus pls!!!
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Iraj Harirchi, Iran's Deputy Health Minister Tests Positive by Mouthpis(m): 4:47pm On Feb 25, 2020
They will say it's the US that caused it now.

That the US used drone to inject the man with it.
Politics / Re: Buhari: It Is Wrong To Think National Assembly Members Are Overpaid by Mouthpis(m): 7:38am On Feb 20, 2020
Wickedfacts:
Is this the same Buhari that was drinking sachet Milo in 2014?


No sir, it's Jubril El sudani.

Lol @ sachet Milo...

Crime / Re: Laetitia Naankang Dagan Murdered In Her House In Abuja by Mouthpis(m): 5:54am On Feb 19, 2020
post=86771469:

They will be fished out in no time.
Wicked people everywhere.
May they all rot in hell.
Animals.

Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Bikini Photos: "How Many Times Did You Zoom In?" by Mouthpis(m): 5:48pm On Feb 01, 2020
Make I add my own

Old layer!

Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari And Patience Jonathan Handshake (Photos) by Mouthpis(m): 8:18am On Jan 31, 2020
sarrki:


A lot of people that hates the president did that on religion, tribal and regional bases

I kicked against his policies when it’s not working

So that’s the difference

From your write-ups, I have always known that you are a very intelligent guy.

But, what I could not come in terms with is how a man with such an intellectual prowess could support a train heading for the rock in broadday light.

Thank God you finally accepted the reality

God bless you.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari And Patience Jonathan Handshake (Photos) by Mouthpis(m): 8:06am On Jan 31, 2020
sarrki:


The truth is Gej would have shined if he aligned with the masses .

All Nigerians from across the country supported him in 2011 , we see him as one of us in the seat

He chose to favor the same people that ruined the country

Having a good heart is different from governing a controversial nation like Nigeria

So I believe things wouldn’t have been better

For Pmb I and many want a change and we see him as an alternative due to the approach and assurance he gave during electioneering campaign

But the truth is !!!

It’s a hoax


Sarrki,

Is this really you typing or this account have been hacked?

It's like this 2020 have brought some good things to you.

"The truth is that, IT'S A HOAX?"

Manna BBQ what sayeth thou?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Fulham : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 26th January 2020 by Mouthpis(m): 2:24pm On Jan 26, 2020
Una sure say this goal no go reach 10 so

This wan na training Man City dey do abeg.

Match no sweet joor

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Fulham : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 26th January 2020 by Mouthpis(m): 2:21pm On Jan 26, 2020
mansakhalifa:


Football is not his regular job. He plays rugby full time. Don't be deceived by his looks.

No wonder.

The painful thing is that goalie don cover the ball finish.

2:0 see that rotation from B.Silva.

Classical finish..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Fulham : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 26th January 2020 by Mouthpis(m): 2:13pm On Jan 26, 2020
Nonsense defender

Ball wey goal keeper don save finish.

Now dey are 10 man on the pitch.

If I be him coach, him nyansh go rotten for bench.

Mumu...

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