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Politics / Re: How Many Of These Promises APC Made In 2015 To Nigerians Were Fulfilled? by Mouthpis(m): 8:55am On Oct 23, 2022
Be like say you wan find APC children trouble this morning...���

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Atiku Married Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba, Vote For Him by Mouthpis(m): 8:20am On Jul 02, 2022
We will send Yahaya Bello to you again ooo.

I been dey think say this Dino Melaye get sense before, I no know say nah sawdust full that him cashew nut-like head.

So, the because philanderer Atiku married 3 wives, then he is capable to take Nigeria out of it's present economic woes?

These guys just feels Nigerians are toddlers or what?

God go punish anyone who is benefitting from the present corrupt system of the country and wants the status quo to continue.

IDIATS everywhere...

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Pets / Re: Lady Gives Her Pet Monkey A Luxurious Bath (Photo, Video) by Mouthpis(m): 3:47pm On Jun 09, 2022
Sorry for the luxurious monkey, make e ever cross Sapele or Warri.

Na for inside luxurious pot of Banga soup e go get him bath that time.
Business / Re: FG Clamps Down On Online Money Lenders Over Breach Of Customer's Rights by Mouthpis(m): 5:51pm On Jun 01, 2022
Crazy folks. That's how they sent a friend's info and picture to me that he is a fraudster bla bla...

I threatened the idiot immediately there and then and promised to sue their sorry ass if they don't take that message down.

The mumu did not chat me again.

Imagine, the guy borrowed 10k, as at when they sent that chat to me, his total debt was #24,650.

An interest of #14,650 within a period that isn't up to 6months.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Visits Anyim Pius Anyim by Mouthpis(m): 6:00pm On May 30, 2022
If you are a youth and you are supporting any politician who is above 65yrs, you really need your head checked.

I can assure you that your village people are really serious on your matter.

God help us in this country.

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Family / Re: Kenyan Man Prepares To Marry Triplets (Video, Photos) by Mouthpis(m): 3:28pm On May 23, 2022
What a lucky man, but, be careful not to fall off their favor, you might not be lucky enough to come online and tell the story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham United Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 15th May 2022 by Mouthpis(m): 2:59pm On May 15, 2022
What's going on?

Are we sure Gordiola have not finally made up his mind to leave?

Fingers crossed.

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Politics / Re: Governor Tambuwal Declares 24-Hour Curfew In Sokoto by Mouthpis(m): 3:14pm On May 14, 2022
Wonderment
Politics / Re: Ganduje’s Chief Of Staff, Ali Makoda, Resigns, Dumps APC & Joins NNPP by Mouthpis(m): 1:23pm On May 14, 2022
It's like a tsunami is going on in Kano.

They are dumping gandollar.

2023 is really gonna be lit.

It's like gandollar has been penned down by the efcc and they all knew it.

Them for sorry for him turkey throat and stay with him small nah.

Haba!!!

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Crime / Can A Country Be Divided Along Religious Lines? by Mouthpis(m): 1:24pm On May 13, 2022
Dear Nairalanders,

The question is very clear. I am just being curious, so I ask, CAN A COUNTRY BE DIVIDED ALONG RELIGIOUS LINES?

After watching the video of the gruesome murder of that lady in Sokoto, I came developed a feeling that, if it is possible, then we are left with no choice than to clamour for it.

I am tired of reading news of people being killed because of religious differences. It's really saddening.

Let's hear your thoughts on this please..�

Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Almost Falls On The Air Force One Stairs Again by Mouthpis(m): 7:26am On May 12, 2022
Hey!
Sports / Re: Chelsea Are The Women Super League Champions 2021/2022 Season by Mouthpis(m): 6:43pm On May 08, 2022
lessonotes:
Who is this Sam Kerr, been hearing about her a lot. Seems to be a great female footballer.

Congratulations Female Chelsea, but for the men, this season has not been smiling on them.

Why won't she be better than the rest of her teammate? She is Les, dating a fellow woman whom she calls her girlfriend.

She has some male hormones in her hence, her super performance.

But still, she is a delight to watch.
Crime / Re: Francisca Choji, Body Of Lady Dumped On Road In Jos (Photos) by Mouthpis(m): 4:26pm On May 03, 2022
Those of you trying to defend or saying she didn't go out for runs, if you know Jos or have been to Jos before and know where they call Kabong which is where she stays, you will just keep shut. Haven said that, it still doesn't justify why she should be killed.

Jos as a town is very notorious with ladies jumping into flashy cars with men of questionable wealth or strangers. I am saying this because, I had a first hand experience while i and my friend went to Jos for a business trip before I eventually moved in and started work in Jos.

On a faithful evening, I and my friend was cruising in his newly purchased Volkswagen Passat. We drove past a very young black and beautiful lady who would not be up to 25yrs. My friend stopped, reverse the car and I got down from the car.

I walked up to her and asked her to join us in the car that we are visitors and just want to chill at any bar around. To my utmost surprise, she didn't even ask any questions, she just entered the car and we drove to a bar around the Yantrailer that is the Bauchi Ring Road axis of Jos town. A 200L student of university of Jos. She even had some of her handouts with her.

We sat at a bar, had some drinks and to cut the long story short, she ended up sleeping with my friend in his hotel room that night.

Now, assuming, we were ritualists, am sure your guess is as good as mine.

The kind of lifestyle ladies live in Jos, I don't know what to say. They are so careless and reckless, they follow anything inside a flashy car. It is in Jos, that I see 6-7 ladies on a regular basis go to a beer parlor take 2 to 3 tables, and be drinking beer, get drunk and just follow any lucky man that says hi at that moment.

I know all these because I later became a resident of Jos town when I started working there.

It's quite a pity, but, ladies don't learn. Especially, ladies of this generation. As we are talking of this one, several other ladies are on phones calls or beer parlors booking appointment with strange men.

God help our ladies. RIP to her and i pray God gives her loved ones the fortitude to bear the lose.

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Politics / Re: FG Declares May 2nd, 3rd As Public Holidays by Mouthpis(m): 11:55pm On Apr 28, 2022
MURIC don hear abi see this press release so?

Fed govt better reverse am and add Wednesday before Ishaq Akintola go write them one powerful "Love Letter" oo.

I trust am, em go soon cry out say federal govt don shortchange the Moslem community for Nigeria.

Na him work be that...

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Issues Monday Deadline For Political Appointees Eyeing Offices To Resign by Mouthpis(m): 7:50am On Apr 17, 2022
If not for that dollar video, I for say this man nah one serious politician wey get small sense

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Crime / Re: Businessman Shot Dead By Gunmen In Onitsha One Month To His Wedding (Video) by Mouthpis(m): 4:35am On Mar 29, 2022
Matter of "your money or your life, or your money then your life?"

Why not let go of the car?

The same God who blessed you with that one is still alive. Now you are gone and the car too gone, wife you no marry. That's 3:0.

Well RIP young man, I pray God gives your family the fortitude to bear the lose.

���.

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Crime / Re: VIDEO: The Aftermath Of The Attack On Abuja-kaduna Bound Train Few Hours Ago by Mouthpis(m): 4:24am On Mar 29, 2022
They are warming up to continue with another APC president.

El-Rufai said they are businessmen going about their normal businesses. It's a matter of goods and services.

Worst thing is there is no hope in sight. PDP is not even ready to muscle power from these guys with the way things are going. Imagine PDP presenting Nyesom Wike as it's candidate. Yes Nigeria needs a strong headed leader like Wike, but, he is not sellable,

I wish there is provisions for independent candidacy, maybe then one pick someone decent enough to run the affairs of this country.

For now, they are all birds of a feather. Same wine in different bottles. Bunch of hungry, shameless old hags parading themselves as leaders.
Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Mouthpis(m): 11:45am On Mar 03, 2022
Am I the only who is yet to safiree(I hope I got that spelling correct) or any other feminist of lady comment on this thread?
Travel / Re: Road Permits: Traveller Complains Of Having To Get Over 80 From Delta To Anambra by Mouthpis(m): 8:35am On Dec 28, 2021
Ndibunna:
If you don't want to travel, sit tight where you

Stop disturbing our peace with unnecessary sentiments

Rubbish

You are such a poor unfortunate soul.

Onuku 34, that's what you are.

Sure you don't have even a bicycle.

Ediaat...���
Politics / Re: General HD Tafida Orders Torture Of 4 Abuja Electricity Workers Over Bills by Mouthpis(m): 6:21am On Dec 23, 2021
Anybody feeling bad that the phcn guys were beaten should go and hug a transformer.

Oga general, may the Almighty bless you sir. I don't know if you are anywhere close to Abacha barracks here in Abuja and you are seeing this thread sir.

Pls sir, I will like to buy you some roasted fish and one crate of chilled beer of your choice for this single act sir.

Pls sir, next time they try this nonsense, after beating them, kindly assist us to lock them up for maybe some weeks.

God bless you again sir.

And you saying a petition should be sent to the COaS, I hope you will be the one to write and carry the petition to the office of the COaS yourself? Pls don't send any "Innocent" staff who are doing their work again oo, make sure you go deliver it physically by yourself!!!
Politics / Re: Subsidy: Labour Congress Fixes Jan 27, Feb 1 For Nationwide Protests by Mouthpis(m): 7:55am On Dec 18, 2021
LLubbish. They are broke. They need money, which of course they will get and run back into their shameless shells.

We need to assemble all our politicians inside one house and nuke them. It's obvious they are all bereft of ideas on how to move the country forward.

Police are on the road extorting road users of their hard earned money, insecurity is everywhere, the gov't itself is dropping heavy tax on her citizens, nothing is working in the country again, and these old papas are giving gov't till January 2022 before they take action. What stops them from doing that at the end of December?

Old useless ancestors...�
Romance / Re: Gay Man Cries Uncontrollably While Walking Down The Aisle To Meet His Husband by Mouthpis(m): 4:01pm On Dec 03, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Although everyone got the right to decide their sexual orientation

But why a niggar will ignore the juicy and succulent pussy of females still baffles me
This life is really a mystery.....

Even the sweet sound females make alone during coitus nor suppose make any niggar reason another niggar ass...
Especially that sound they make when you introduce your rod into their pussy....very sweet to hear

Welcome back bro...�

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Romance / Re: Gay Man Cries Uncontrollably While Walking Down The Aisle To Meet His Husband by Mouthpis(m): 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2021
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Travellers Abducted In Fresh Kaduna Attack by Mouthpis(m): 5:00am On Nov 22, 2021
So God don't love those that were kidnapped? That nigger thanking God that they were not among those kidnapped is such a pathetic fellow.

Such a lunatic...

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Politics / Re: Bamise and Elizabeth Ajetunmobi: Antigua And Barbuda PM Orders Their Arrest by Mouthpis(m): 9:58pm On Oct 21, 2021
When are we exposing AIM GLOBAL (La Vuena Vida) I hope I got that spelling right?
Politics / Re: Google Celebrates Nigeria's Independence With A Doodle by Mouthpis(m): 4:36am On Oct 01, 2021
Good
Career / Re: Please Come Suggest For Me by Mouthpis(m): 3:13pm On Sep 15, 2021
princewarri1985:
Sister that old profession, i mean that very very old profession, i have forgotten the name self, i heard from a very reliable source that it pays very well abroad, even more than oil money, am still trying to remember the name of the profession

Werey...���
Foreign Affairs / Re: Second Kabul Airport Attack Likely In 24-36 Hours - President Biden by Mouthpis(m): 9:51pm On Aug 28, 2021
Sissy Joe Biden
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Undergo Her Third Cosmetic Surgery by Mouthpis(m): 8:39am On Aug 14, 2021
LLubbish.

I thought she was gonna do surgery to become a man.

Am disappointed.

undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Peter Mrakpor Divorces Wife, Joan Onyeamachi Over 2023 Governorship Ambition by Mouthpis(m): 5:02pm On Aug 11, 2021
We the true and free born of Delta State wholeheartedly rejects this daughter of Jezebel.

By this proclamation, we hereby pass her to our Afonja/Arewa/Oduduwa/Biafran brothers as a peace offering to appease the gods.

We don't need such bitter souls anywhere around our state borders. She can go and continue her witchcraft in any of those regions who finds her appealing enough for a keep.

Thank you.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's PSG Shirt Sell Out In 30 Minutes After Official Signing by Mouthpis(m): 1:39pm On Aug 11, 2021
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