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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Blessing Okagbare Provisionally Suspended For Failed Drug Test by Mouthpis(m): 2:44am On Jul 31, 2021
Susily:
It's 2am and hundreds of people are viewing this thread, una no de sleep at all??

We won't sleep.

With the kind of news emanating from Nigeria in the past 72hrs, any sane individual in the country should be having some sort of sleepless nights.

Haba!

FBI is in the country to arrest our celebrity cop, athletes are dragging the country's name in shame on the international stage.

Or the news of how the Nigerian officials are collecting the phones given to the athletes upon arrival by the organizers of the Olympics isn't embarrassing enough?

Everything Nigeria at this moment just messing up.

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Science/Technology / Re: South Korean Toilet Turns Faeces Into Power And Digital Currency (Photos) by Mouthpis(m): 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2021
Do they accept imported shit?

This could earn us good foreign exchange.

Somebody should send me their number.

We can send them our strong, heavy, watery, ionic concentrated shits from Nigeria.

This could just be the breakthrough for some people.

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Business / Re: Tony Elumelu & Children Celebrate His Wife, Awele On 51st Birthday (Video) by Mouthpis(m): 4:37am On Jun 25, 2021
But, this man and this em wife sabi Bleep sha.

Seven children.

grin grin angry
Family / Re: Wife Cries As Her Husband Starves Her Of Sex For 4 Years by Mouthpis(m): 4:00pm On Jun 21, 2021
AutoChick4U:
2 years and I ain't crying. Easier when you not close to any carrot.

Hanty, come and explain ya sef ooo.

undecided undecided undecided
Crime / Re: Bandits Kill 12 In Kuru, Jos. 5 Injured (Graphic Pictures) by Mouthpis(m): 10:28pm On Jun 14, 2021
YungMillionaire:
Oh my God! I have family in Jos. RIP to the dead. And hoping for fortitude to their loved ones. We have to put a stop to these senseless killings. This is not sustainable. We have to put a stop to this. Any presidential candidate that does not put forward a credible approach to curbing these menace should not get a single vote. Vote wisely.

Story.

Just share one mudu of rice each in the North and watch them vote in even Shekau as the president of Nigeria come 2023
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Common Interview Questions And Answers Plus Other Interview Tips by Mouthpis(m): 5:38pm On Jun 06, 2021
Can somebody just answer the damn questions pls?

I thought we are all mature individuals?

Why detailing the thread?
Sports / Re: Chelsea And Man City Fans Clash With Porto Police Before UCL Final (Photos) by Mouthpis(m): 7:33am On May 28, 2021
Na beer parlor go sweet to go watch this match.

Thank God I no be fan of any of the clubs.

Na to just dey watch fight and laugh full my belle

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Politics / Re: Fati Attahiru, Wife Of Chief-Of-Army Staff Dies In Kaduna Air Crash (False) by Mouthpis(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2021
Something great is about to happen in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Police Officers Beat Nursing Mother To Stupour In Abuja by Mouthpis(m): 6:48am On May 12, 2021
ProfAmaben:
Some women have terrible character and attitude that can make you kill them before returning to your senses.

Oga, are you ok at all

Politics / Re: Olusegun Bamgbose On Greenfield: We’ll Shut Down Aso Rock If Students Are Killed by Mouthpis(m): 11:34am On May 05, 2021
So this man want to wait until they kill all the abducted students before they will "shutdown Asorock"?

Jokers.

Nigeria, we really deserve the kind of leaders we have.

Nonsense. Let's all keep pretending like nothing is happening.

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Crime / Re: Missing Child: Have You Seen Boluwatife Adegoke? by Mouthpis(m): 8:14am On May 03, 2021
This has really gotten to a point where we just have to defend ourselves and loved ones.

I pray she is found hale and hearty.

So for anyone who is serious about the security of themselves and loved ones as well as properties that, there is a gadget which can be secretly attach to kids, adults, cars and anything you want to track even with out anyone noticing it.

And can be monitored from any phone with internet access. Just install the App on your phone like any other App and there you go.

It's a new technology, we will be starting in Abuja before we move to other states.

It will go a long way to help in cases like this since the gov't have failed us in so many ways.

If interested, just send me an email.

Thank you.

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Family / Re: Have You Seen Treasure Ofuya by Mouthpis(m): 7:47am On May 03, 2021
Tareq1105:


What's your email address?

samiseh.osaai@gmail.com
Family / Re: Have You Seen Treasure Ofuya by Mouthpis(m): 7:41am On May 03, 2021
wink2015:
WARRI, EFFURUN and the rest part of Delta state is not known for this kind of news.

Lets pray that God Almighty locate her and bring her back home safely to reunited with her immediate family.

There is too much troubles in present day Nigeria.

I think technology should be step up where adult and teen can wear secret gadget in their body that can geographically send back information about their location.

This will help the police and other investigator to track down missing persons.

Yeah. Since you brought this up let me tell you and anyone who is serious about the security of themselves and loved ones as well as properties that, there is a gadget which can be secretly attach to kids, adults, cars and anything you want to track even with out anyone noticing it.

And can be monitored from any phone with internet access. Just install the App on your phone like any other App and there you go.

It's a new technology and we will be starting in Abuja before we move to other state.

It will go a long way to help in cases like this since the gov't have failed us in so many ways.

If interested, just send me an email.

Thank you.
Family / Re: Have You Seen Treasure Ofuya by Mouthpis(m): 6:18am On May 03, 2021
chatinent:
More details please.


Where is Effurun?

So we can begin the search immediately.

It's Warri, Delta State.

My Mom's place ooo.

There is too many bad news in Nigeria these days.

Sometimes, I fear for my loved ones to even leave the house to the next street.

Sick and tired of all these bad bad news about kidnappings, missing persons, UGM, Cultism, BH and what have you.

Worst thing is the president is mute like nothing is happening.

Anyway, we don't even know who is ruling us in this country again, whether na "President" (Buhari) abi na "Presidency"

I pray she she returns safe and sound.

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Politics / Re: Sheikh Dahiru: Nigerians Didn’t Elect Buhari To Be Sold Like Animals by Mouthpis(m): 5:48am On Apr 29, 2021
Truth staring us all

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Super League: EPL Set To Hold Meeting; Six Breakaway Clubs Not Invited by Mouthpis(m): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2021
Let's see how it will end

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi, Barcelona Players Celebrate Copa Del Rey Trophy Win (Photos,Video) by Mouthpis(m): 6:55am On Apr 18, 2021
LLubbish... angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Ahmad Lawan: Nigerian Leaders Need Prayers From Followers by Mouthpis(m): 5:54am On Apr 18, 2021
PureMe01:
my brother your comments these days dey surprise me oo.
Have u been delivered?? shocked

Yes!

He was delivered from the spirit of BMC

We pray the deliverance does not reverse... grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ramadan: Kano Government Feeds 75,000 People Daily by Mouthpis(m): 5:29am On Apr 18, 2021
After they will say gov't is broke.

Leeches.
Politics / Re: CP Dismantles Road Blocks On Lagos-badagry Expressway by Mouthpis(m): 3:57pm On Apr 11, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
Oga CP dismantle ALL road blocks in Southern Nigeria

Meanwhile please If you are a police, army, civil defence please REPLY ME, If possible create a fake account and reply this message I want to ask something really important, especially if you have worked in Northern Nigeria and Southern Nigeria do they tell you guys to act differently? Do you have separate Orientation for the different regions?

Because


In all my years of living in the north and even middle belt regions from Kano, Jigawa, Kaduna, Abuja etc I have never met road blocks even inter state road blocks the way we have road blocks in the south, I promise you, you won't even know when you have left Abuja and you are in Nassarawa or Kaduna except you see a signboard, you don't know when you have left Jigawa and entered Kano but in the south you know you are crossing to another TOWN not STATE oh when you see about 3 check points on a one meter road with tires and a bench and that locally made burner lantern stuff made of milk tin used to light the check point. Northerners who have lived all their lives in the north won't understand all what I just described.

In the midst of the Corona craze you could still drive and cross borders in Northern Nigeria, but in the south another story.

And it surprises me because due to boko haram, herds men, bandits, insurgency, etc one would expect the north to have the most road blocks more army and police presence.

But no, South south and south east have the most, the state with the Most is Rivers state, if you are entering rivers from that Oyigbo or omoku or eleme area you will pass over 14 road blocks and if you are a commercial motorists you will have to settle all of them, I'd you are riding a motorcycle you will come down your passenger will come down and you will push your bike through the check point while your passengers walk behind you, but in Northern Nigeria this does not happen, I remember driving through large states like Kano, (Kano is bigger than almost all of not all of the south east states) yet not one stop and search or police check point and there has been attacks in Kano In 2019 I remember boko attacked Kano and killed atleast 25 in 2020 there were also several attacks but the last militancy attack in South south Nigeria happened in the 2009's yet we have these measures till today.

Back to my journey from Jigawa, gumel, ringim, to Kano bebeji, to Zaria, to Abuja This journey is longer than driving through the south south and south east from Warri to Enugu to port harcourt to uyo yet I didn't see ONE police Checkpoint or one stop and search, so Simple things like these are why certain sections of the country feel attacked, feel cheated out of this Alleged One Nigeria, we are not all treated equally at all. It is not even as if Rivers state shares border with any country

Then there are other little things like plate numbers, tinted glass permit, fire extinguisher etc in the south Lagos, Port Harcourt etc if you don't have these prepare to settle, in the north it is very normal for vehicles especially motor cycles to not have plate numbers to not be registered at all, it is common to see hundreds of tinted cars and not even one has tinted permit, Yet our one Nigeria police, road safety, civil defence, army etc all operate different laws in Northern Nigeria than they operate in Southern Nigeria

While I was in Jigawa and Ogun especially Jigawa during market days the borders are flung open herdsmen, sheep sellers etc from Niger enter freely without stop and search and all those B.s you see when entring PH from ABA

And I ask myself is it that PH and Aba border is more insecure, posses more treat to Nigeria than Niger and Nigeria border in Jigawa or Nigeria and Benin border in Ogun and elsewhere. I'm puzzled. Someone explain to me why this is so. I wanted to film the checkpoints but you know the kind of country we are in. Police brutality and army brutality is real.

I also noticed that when I fly at the northern airports I greet armed military men wearing Black and black dressed like a normal young boy and they responded very well they even bowed down and where hailing me, I was shocked this has happened more than 3 occasions.
But in the south, immediately I entered pH airport despite the plate number I was driving, despite wearing Native wear, despite telling them who I am these SARS and police were still eager to give me problems to make sure I settle them by force, I had to talk to their boss and even put some high profile call through. It's the same for army, road safety etc. in the south ARMY will NEVER smile with you, joke with you etc except you know them personally so I'm wondering is it the same orientation.

Please feel free to reply, No judgement nothing I just want to know.

Nepa too during my stay in Abuja I called Nepa officials and they came immediately on several occasions, the first time I didn't have cash on me to settle them for a work they were to do for me, so they said no p call us in the evening or anytime you get the money and we will come I said no, because I didn't believe they would come back (that's how they are in the south) so do it now I'll transfer to you and you can withdraw whenever or use cash from your hand, or fix it and come tomorrow I'll pay you, I'm not running this is my house, they laughed and said oga no worry when you call us for evening we go come dear friends I went to ATM got the cash came back around 7 or 8 called these guys they came fixed it for me collected cash. This would NEVER HAPPEN IN My section of the south.

I have many many other experiences like drugs for example young, I mean very young boys, pre teen boys buy and smoke drugs not shisha, not cigar or cigarettes, I mean Igbo, loud, S.K, and hard drugs, narcos etc, in broad day light, shops sell these in plates in the open, they sell it the way you'd sell grounded/blended Cray fish, dry pepper etc in the south, when I saw these at first I was scared I didn't know why exactly, but after a while, after seeing police officer buying and even seeing some boys smoke on the road as they went about their daily activities I became used to it, so help explain to me WHY THIS IS SO?

I have more but this is already too long.

I believe if we can understand why, it will help us know why the north does not seem to be on the same page with the south on little things such as #endsars and other protests because these are not things that affect them, it's almost as if we are two different countries, for me atleast it felt that way the culture shock was too much.

No alcohol but you can smoke whatever whenever

No touching or handshakes with women but you can marry 4

I can go on and on but I'll stop here and hope someone answers me

Kudos bro for this detailed analysis of the biased state of the Nigerian State.

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Politics / Re: CP Dismantles Road Blocks On Lagos-badagry Expressway by Mouthpis(m): 3:50pm On Apr 11, 2021
Okene to Auchi is another road with numerous and useless police checkpoints.

It makes driving along that road a nightmare.

One can stand in one checkpoint and throw stone to the next checkpoint.

Very annoying.
Crime / Re: Two Chinese Nationals Abducted In Osun by Mouthpis(m): 5:00am On Apr 07, 2021
Chinko
Fashion / Re: Lady Had Her Tongue Slit To Look Sexier Than Others by Mouthpis(m): 12:58pm On Apr 05, 2021
Imagine those tongues giving someone a HEAD, mhen! Gracious goodness...���

What a heavenly feeling...���.

@Righteousness2 that time, the mind will not only reprobate, it will reciprocate too.

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Fashion / Lady Had Her Tongue Slit To Look Sexier Than Others by Mouthpis(m): 7:59am On Apr 05, 2021
A lesbian lady had her tongue split to appear more sexy than others.

Politics / Re: Buhari To Commission The New NDDC Complex In Port Harcourt by Mouthpis(m): 6:00am On Feb 22, 2021
I am from the Niger Delta Area of Nigeria, Delta State to be precise.

But, I still do not know the use/function of this NDDC.

Been in asking and no reasonable answer.
Travel / Re: Abuja Aircraft Crash: Names Of The Seven Personnel Released By Nigerian Air Forc by Mouthpis(m): 9:49pm On Feb 21, 2021
All Christians.

Hmmm.

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi, House Members, State EXCO, Pay Condolence Visit To Ekweremadu’s Family by Mouthpis(m): 4:13am On Feb 06, 2021
Joanney:
Nairaland and misleading headline...I thought it was the former senate vice-president.oh well...

Senate "Vice President"
Food / Re: Calabar Place: A Pan-african Restaurant Launched In The Heart Of Nairobi Kenya by Mouthpis(m): 8:38am On Jan 30, 2021
I don't know if I can survive 24hrs without swallow.

Can't imagine myself eating Pizza, Biscuits and Milk, Dough and Tea, Cookies and a host of many other these white folks eat.

Naija cuisine are topnotch aswear!

Come to the North we dey there. Tuwon Shinkafa, Karkashi, Weyna, Miyan Yakuea.

To the South West, Ewedu, Brokoto, Amala, Agoyin. Gbegiri, etc.

To the South South, Banga and Starsh, Owo soup, Iriboto, Edikangikong, afang etc.

The South East, Pepper Soup, Isiewu, ofe owerri, Bitter leaf soup, Oha soup okora soup, Ogbono soup, Egusi soup. I don taya jawe!

Naija, we too much...

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Sports / Re: Oparanozie: I’m Proud To Have Led Falcons Bonus Protest In 2019 by Mouthpis(m): 6:47am On Jan 06, 2021
dalass:
cheesy grin grin

Aside leading to protest for money, what have you done to help other upcoming female football players to reach your football playing status? undecided

Get da fvck outta here naysayer!!!

undecided undecided undecided

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Health / This Is Very Urgent... Somebody Should Help This Guy Contact Ncdc Before It Too by Mouthpis(m): 11:26am On Jan 03, 2021
This guy have been calling@ncdc hotlines but they ain't picking.

Pls mods, kindly help escalate to the appropriate authority.

Thank you.

Health / Re: Good Sex Great For Your Physical, Psychological Health by Mouthpis(m): 4:04pm On Jan 01, 2021
Mycoin:


Sex is for legally married couples

Romance / Re: Inside Nigeria's Sex Trade by Mouthpis(m): 10:20pm On Dec 31, 2020
Mr reporter

Are you sure that is all?

I am waiting for you to come finish the story oo...

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