₦airaland Forum

AmuNairaland:
Video wey full everywhere.
Quote me if u need the video

Abeg I need the video.

So after all these plenty talk here and there, non of you that have the videos could even have mercy for yourselves and post a link to the said videos here?

Nonsensical nonsense...

kokanepyramid:
Manna I need to order BBQ can you share location of your joint?

Manna, me too...

Lol...

Dear Nairalanders,

I don't know if this is the right thing to do or the right way to go about it.

I need advice, suggestions on how to raise about #400,000 to start up a business that have been a dream that is almost coming through but, is about to be taken away from me because of lack of funds.

Though I have made part payment of #110,000 for the shop rent but, I have been given till the end of next week to pay up the balance or risk loosing the shop to someone else.

This issue have been giving me sleepless nights, as there seems to be almost no hope of getting that amount to start my dream business.

Kindly advice/suggest to me what or how this load can be taken off my head as I am beginning to loose control of myself.

I am working, with a salary of 70k, the first child in a family of five. I am of age and needs to settle down too. I just need to get this done and start building my own family.

I am here because I know we have people with sound minds and good business ideas in this section of the forum.

I just want to do things the right way.

Thanking you all in advance...

Them scammers don come again ooo

What on Earth can be done to tame these guys?

Them no dey tire, abi them no dey finish

excel101:
Don't they know its a passenger plane, moreover the area is not tagged a non flight zone. This one wey President Trump sneeze, Iran don dey shoot down other country plane, what will happen when Trump attack. It means them go be like if my hand no reach US make we attack other country and blame US.

Una too funny for this Nairaland ooo

TheRealProphet:
The girl really "Worked hard" ,her hustle pay at last


Well, imes is coming sha...The end of days. We hope that he'll be coming to clarify the truth about life; the truth of which is hidden to many people.

imes, we await your coming.

Prophet Imes, wehdon ooo

Youthleader22:
She should continue her transgender life in hell.

And who told u she/he is going to hell?

Una really funny for this Nairaland...

Ladycewhy:
yeah ,the US also told me about Iswap beheading Nigerians as revenge for the death of a man in iraq,or the US also told me about bokoharam ,or maybe it was the US that told me about the attack on non-Muslims in kano some years ago over a cartoon made in Denmark ,huh?i don't need the US to tell me anything,here in Nigeria you Muslims are a typical example what Islam depicts.

The north is as volatile as they come,living in the north as a non-Muslim is like living in a war zone ,you never know when the next bomb will drop.Christians in the north and their communities are currently being decimated ,they claim its herdsmen but we know it has religious undertone.


I will still say it again,with no apologies ,if any Muslim country was a world power like America. They would have forced the entire world to become Muslims and level countries who resist to the ground with atomic bombs and bio warfare.

Insha allah you say? I was expecting allakuarba or whatever you people shout before daggering people or blowing them up

Oh!

Ladycewhy, I love you.

I wish I could buy you some roasted fish from Abacha barracks in Abuja.

God bless you once again for dropping it the way you did.

Macelliot:
If Saudi Arabia government are given 2 Nuclear Weapons to destroy any country on this earth, the First Bomb will be sent toward IRAN...

Do you know where the second bomb will be sent It's NOT Israel.......


It will be sent to IRAN again to finish the remaining survivors.....

Na so Saudi hate Iran reach

I do not understand why this much hatred between these two countries of same religion.

But you funny sha!!!

Thegeneralqueen:
Glad he knows that men are really scum

So of all the things he said, this is the only thing that caught your attention?

Na wa oo. You better change because this is new year.

No wonder na only pepper and okra dey for that girl neck for your profile pic.

Weyrey..

Are we supposed to stop eating meat in restaurants?

What if one just ordered for food without meat?

Just asking for a friend

This one don make cold catch person.

Paracetamol to cook meat again.

I thought it's supposed to be used for headaches?

czarina:
Our beautiful Plateau state being so sufficiently represented here! Nice work op.


Make plans to visit Plateau today! You'll love this state!



And while you're visiting, remember to book our delightfully rejuvenating massage sessions.

You'll love every second!

I am in Jos and will like to get a very good massage.

Kind send me a mail and let me know your rates.

Mafoss:
Yes

Pls send me a mail let's talk...

[quote author= post=85094139]To close the first page of this beautiful thread.......

From all of us @ : MERRY CHRISTMAS IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE .

This is going to be a very good Xmas for all those that wish that for themselves.

And always remember that JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON..

CHEERS Y'ALL![/quote]Ten yen yen...

Shut up...

No be the same Eniola Badmus wey talk say if God give her another woman husband she no go reject am?

Oya, somebody say make she swallow Omotola...

Nairaland na truly the "Beer Parlor" of Social Media.

Lol...

Some news makes one to just remain speechless...

What on Earth could lead an old man to this

And to the daughter, I don't know, I just don't know, was she enjoying the old shrink dvck

For the second time fa...

Is it that she never taste a young vibrating, muscular dvck before

Did she kiss him? Romance or caress him? Many questions just going on in my skull.

These people keeps giving one reason to question God on certain issues in life.

Na wa ooo

Why so much hate from some ladies

See HATE SPEECH everywhere.

Lazy yoots

Na wa ooo

[quote author= post=84605714]We will forever respect and follow the words of the HOLY BOOK.
That is the only thing we believe in.
Let us all respect the men of God and watch our utterances towards them.

God bless Baba Oyedepo.
God bless our Nigeria [/quote]Shut da f..k up and go roast your rotten vulture meat to your fellow zombies.

Hypocrite. Like what you wrote up there is from your mind.

Nonsense...

[quote author= post=84577122]Which kin style be dis one again Yahaya?!

This is one of the good vices you should have taken from our darling daddy.
Look at all the good projects he is carrying out in the region that never voted for him.
He is doing much more for them even more than all the past administrations that this region voted for enmasse.


You should get things right this time Yahaya.

Yahaya take this from Our Darling Dadddy,
The President of all Nigerians,
A man after God's heart,
President Muhammadu Buhari : I belong to everybody and I belong to Nobody!

Peace out![/quote]Oga!

Get the f.. k outa here...

Nonsense and rotten vulture meat...

johnmartus:
today you will join your mentor bukola Saraki whenever he hidden.

See your life

Ordinary English you no fit speak/type.

Make me to be wondering if something is wrong with my eyes until I noticed it wasn't really me but your braindead cells working.

Stop typing rubbish, how many times will you be warned

Zombies are just empty heads.

Goldenurch:
Bello is about to share something.

Please if you can supply Palm kernel nuts hit me up 07062884049

I can.

Just send me a mail if you are serious

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think it is bad for a woman to be fornicating and boldly announcing the shameful resultant pregnancy online. Where are our morals in this country? I think the federal government should clamp down on giving birth outside wedlock so as to restore sanity amongst our shameless youths

I have been noticing u in this forum.

U are one of the greatest hypocrites we have here.

I don't know what ur mission is. Whether to cause religious crisis or what I don't know.

It is very evident u are not a Christian.

Leave Christianity out of ur misery.

I don't know ur religion.

But what I want to tell u is that u are a fool. I repeat, u are a very FOOLISH FOOL.

Idiaaat...

notoriousbabe:
wetin?you no know sey na the early morning own dey sweet pass

Wetin dey sweet

Spoiled shild and lazy yoots everywhere

Newguyhere:
hmmm it's jerks does it cum too?

This early morning

What is wrong with u

U well so

Lol...

Sure say no be low fuel or fuel pump? It could also be an electrical fault.

mbahdi:
One thing that baffles me is how glad and great this girl will feel, handling his great grandfathers brukos,
Na Regina Daniel go leta kill dis ned

Una no go kill person with laugh for this Nairaland...

Which one be brukos again

Better for them.

And what of the good for nothing Ghana?

Am sure they are still pained as to our border closure so that they can't think straight anymore because of Nigeria.

Nonsense

Poor vibrator.

All Feminists are scum!!

Lol...

Another error again...

Could it be intentional?

Thank God I no watch the match.

Worst U-17 ever.

After watching their last game before this, I knew they will loose this match.

No cohesion, everybody just running around with the ball alone, taking wild and useless shots.

I decided not to bother myself about watching them again.

Nonsense...

And who is that posing for picture behind the kids? Shame no dey catch some people sef