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Career / Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Life . Unemployment Is Getting Me Insane. by Mpamaegbu: 7:03pm On May 30, 2018
bscholder16:


I Will be glad sir. please teach me

The first starting point would be determination to learn. You have shown it. Second part: Google the subject matter. I am constrained to go further here because of warning concerning such discussion by the Admin. I just saw that warning as I am tyoing this stuff now. I don't know what means you can pm me or me getting to you. It's your call.
Politics / Re: Okorocha Begins Tree Planting, Beautification Of Major Roads In Owerri (Pics) by Mpamaegbu: 4:18pm On May 30, 2018
Bobbybube:

Who is he and what has he done?

He was the guy that organised the 2million man match in support of Abacha remaining in power.
Career / Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Life . Unemployment Is Getting Me Insane. by Mpamaegbu: 4:15pm On May 30, 2018
bscholder16:
Everything is not just working fine for me in getting a legitimate job. All my savings have all gone for transportation from one job interview point to another. I even travelled to KANO metropolis from the east shortly after my service year because a friend advised me that I will get a job but I couldn't after I spent about 17,000 Naira for transportation during the journey . I came back to Lagos to look for something doing, I attended Aiico insurance marketing training with no salary only commission based but after about 2 months no one is buying insurance.
The painful part was that , I went for another job training with an outsourcing firm hoping after the last stage I will get the job 35k monthly, but we are all told to go home.
I have been hustling from one Interview to another with all my savings depleted as the transportation expenses in Lagos in killing . Uncles deserted me just because I asked them to help me for a job,they stop picking my calls.

My mum is looking up to me, she's ageing already.

Please I call on all well meaning Nairalanders who God has lifted up, please come to my rescue. I need to gain back my sanity. I just need a job.

Pardon my writing . I am really depressed.
Sorry to hear your story. It is really pathetic and some of us were through that scene. That's where most of us get it wrong about sch and job. Anyway, there is an opportunity for you to earn more than that weekly sitting at home. What is N35k a month? That's less than $100 na. Well, If you have heard of cryptocurrency, you might want to try it out. I can help you out if you are interested.
Education / Re: A Mother Beats Up Her Daughter Because She Was Drunk: Who Was Drunk? by Mpamaegbu: 2:45pm On May 29, 2018
donstan18:
A mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk.


Please all English gurus, who is drunk?

Answer with a profound prove and explanation.

The mother is the drunk.

If it were the daughter, the construction would be:

A mother beats up her daughter for being drunk.

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Begins Tree Planting, Beautification Of Major Roads In Owerri (Pics) by Mpamaegbu: 7:36pm On May 25, 2018
danielkanu2019:


Yes, brother he is, and he is coming for Imo state Governorship
These people are truly shameless. If Daniel Kanu had any shame, he should be hiding his thieving head! Onye oshi like him.
Celebrities / Re: The Cars Linda Ikeji Talked About That DJ Khalid Got For His Son by Mpamaegbu: 5:12pm On May 22, 2018
[size=18pt]When Linda Ikeji come marry set? WHEN[/size]
Politics / Re: Compilation Of Vintage Nigerian Pictures. by Mpamaegbu: 2:46am On May 12, 2018
CaptainBUGGY:
Mostly southwest, south south and north.... Wonder what our blodas from the yeast were doing during those times

We dey Main Market for Onitsha then...No time for idleness.
Education / Re: Nigerian Graduate Turns To A Laughing Stock After Posting Blunder-filled Post by Mpamaegbu: 7:22pm On May 10, 2018
mrkunlex:
thanks Thanks for your corrections.i I like people who correct me whenever i I made make a mistake.

Are you also happy with that?
Politics / Re: New Photo Of Dino Melaye As House Of Reps Leaders Visit Him At Abuja Hospital. by Mpamaegbu: 5:23am On May 09, 2018
abiodunalasa:
Dino : Dogara pls don't go these police people wan finish me cry

Dogara : kai aboki na u bring am for trouble for urself fa

Yusuf Lasun : o boy see as the guy don run reduce weight sharp sharp shey I no go join this pro Bruhari gang like this embarassed

Binta Bello : abeg make una do fast I wan go visit my optician undecided

That Lasun guy is too local with his dress sense true.

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Politics / Re: Imo APC Congress: Okorocha Looking For Missing Materials At Izunaso's House by Mpamaegbu: 4:48am On May 09, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:
grin grin grin grin Nothing Gives me so much joy to see APC in Imo State going into political Oblivion grin


Senator Samuel Anyanwu the Road don dey clear oh...

Senator Samuel Anyanwu (Sam Daddy) For Governor Imo State 2019.No Political Opponent Can Stop An Idea Whose Time Has Come........

Sam Daddy We Know.


Owerri Zone We Know

God Bless PDP


This one that is retired Pa Iwuanyanwu's stooge? Sam Daddy has nothing to offer Imolites apart from his bleaching creams.
Fashion / Re: "My Sunday Is Ruined" - The Dress A Lady Showed Her Tailor Vs What She Got by Mpamaegbu: 6:09pm On Apr 21, 2018
IamD18:
Praaaaaaaaaaise the lord.

Praise...Praise....Praise....Praaaaaaise the lord.
grin

God is a wonderful God. The lady wanted the tailor to sow a body and boobs revealing cloth for her so that she'll start showing people her boobs and looking for men to seduce on a Sunday , but God used the tailor to tell her that he's still the Oga kpata-kpata.
cheesy

We, men are serving a living God, he never fails us, he loves us grin grin

She looks like an ancestral butterfly with the cloth, she should dress like that to wherever she's going to, it's a nice and Godly design cheesy . We call it Overgrown butterfly design grin

Funny You...Lol
Romance / Re: Man From Lagos Visits Girlfriend In Warri, Catches Her With Lebanese Sugar Daddy by Mpamaegbu: 4:07am On Feb 16, 2018
This small boy sef dey do girlfriend. If na to bring money give him mama and papa na he will be forming "things dey hard"
Romance / Re: Yoruba Man Rocks Isiagu, Marries His Igbo Bride In Anambra (Photos) by Mpamaegbu: 2:49pm On Feb 15, 2018
What business has cake with traditional wedding if not for the Africa stupidity.

You wear native and you still wear stockings on top it and then you are priding yourself that you are well dressed, abi? Enyia, shataap there!

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Romance / Re: I Love To Have $ex With My Boyfriend I Love His Big Banana by Mpamaegbu: 6:12am On Feb 10, 2018
Stupid post as Bleep!
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Pawpaw's The Resident Hotel Opens In Owerri, Imo State (Photos) by Mpamaegbu: 5:38pm On Jan 10, 2018
kingem:
The only lucrative business in Owerri (Hotels) undecided


Congrats pawpaw
Hotels and Filling Stations


However, that looks more of a guest house than a hotel compared to the numerous structures tagged hotels here in Owerri. That isn't to say the lad hadn't done marvelously well. He has!
Phones / Re: Unable To Check Glo Data Balance And Subscribe For Data Since Yesterday by Mpamaegbu: 3:34am On Jan 06, 2018
I have been having same issue too. GLO sucks honestly!
Sports / Re: Yeta Odusanya, Anthony Joshua's Mother Pictured With Him In Dubai by Mpamaegbu: 3:27am On Jan 06, 2018
ajoyeleke:
:-Hmmm I made sure I didn't spend more than 2k during Xmas and new yr, as a young man dat just completed nysc I have to be prudent with spending my savings till I can get a job so as not to become liability.


Pls am in need of a Job, Am a graduate of pure and industrial Chemistry with 2yrs experience as quality control analyst.

I can also perform excellent in other fields, biko pls help me


Modified:
People reading my comment and pressing like button, pls I need the likes converted to job, help a frustrated brother pls***

Dude, my advice to you "You honestly do not need to work for anyone" Go research about cryptocurrency, key into it and your life won't remain same again. It's easy money, bro.
Politics / Re: Uche Secondus Thanks God At Altar After Taking Over As PDP Chairman In Abuja by Mpamaegbu: 3:05am On Dec 12, 2017
Now, Markafi can conveniently run for 2019. Mark my word! Atiku, nothing for you.

By the way, where is David Mark?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives France Ahead Of One Planet Summit In France(pics) by Mpamaegbu: 3:01am On Dec 12, 2017
Sule has started travelling again... He won't rest at the villa and allow his vibrant VP and Ministers do all that for the country...
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law And Daughter, Tiwa Looking Good In New Photos by Mpamaegbu: 5:47am On Dec 04, 2017
Hozier:
Damn! Did Seyi Law use black charcoal for make-up?

So, there are varieties of charcoal abi?
Politics / Re: DSS Bars Journalists From Entering Courtroom As Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial Commences by Mpamaegbu: 5:00pm On Oct 17, 2017
This Buhari ehn and his military junta idea tire person. He just wants to stiffen the press at all cost. It won't work!!!
Car Talk / Re: 6 Ways To Spot A Flood Damaged Car by Mpamaegbu: 4:51pm On Oct 12, 2017
blackmann:
I once tried to copy a VIN number off a car i wanted to purchase at a dealer along Kubwa expressway. Immediately I pulled out my pen and paper and located where the number was, the dealer told me it was "against the company policy to run a VIN check". I simply walked away.

Abeg, this VIN dey where sef? Under the car abi where...
Health / Re: Why Do Men Smell Down There? How To Eliminate The Odor? by Mpamaegbu: 5:18am On Oct 06, 2017
OP, you missed the fact that urine residual is a major smelling point. By the way, how can someone not be "circum..." in this modern age and time?
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi, Laughs So Hard As He Attends A Wedding In Abuja (Photos) by Mpamaegbu: 9:35pm On Sep 22, 2017
Can't this Oba Egusi ever stay in his domain once and rule? Every time na travel from place to another. Like Oba like Buhari...
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Buys Ferrari F12 (Photo) by Mpamaegbu: 10:21pm On Sep 06, 2017
ninocia18:
Let's be honest. I love you Ronaldo but all these things ma vanity. Onye kwuo eziokwu, panti ya ama efu.

So, poverty isn't vanity too abi? Be deceiving yourself upandan o...
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Shuttles His Twins In Trolley (Photos) by Mpamaegbu: 9:49pm On Sep 06, 2017
Evaberry:
...

Is something wrong with his wife


his wife is rarely photographed with her kids


or is he now a woman wrapper.


he should at least keep those kids out of social media
.

Women are their own worst enemies. A man is showing love to his kids and a fellow woman is berating the mother for not showing her face in the picture. If you were sensible you should have known that the picture could have been snapped by the babies mummy. Go get yourself a brain cell.

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Celebrities / Re: Kasimu Yero "Uncle Gaga" Is Dead by Mpamaegbu: 3:48am On Sep 04, 2017
deife:
Which one is rooster crow now? Haba Seun? It is C.ock Crows at Dawn cheesy. RIP Uncle Gaga

I was wondering when the title was changed. Seun, abi this APC thing don begin disturb you too. Nor be only rooster, na hen. Abeg, it's Cock Crow at Dawn jor.
Politics / Re: ”haters I Ready For Una”: Senator Dino Melaye Rocks Camouflage Jacket by Mpamaegbu: 5:44pm On Aug 30, 2017
Oya, Nigeria Army wey una dey? But truly this Dino guy is clueless as to real representation o...
Phones / Re: My Bitter Experience With Airtel Unlimited 20 Data Plan... How Airtel Blocked Me by Mpamaegbu: 7:25pm On Aug 26, 2017
infogenius:
Op Sorry about what u went through.
If airtel is d only network offering data subscription,
I prefer to stay without data.
If u subscribe for 1gig u will be allotted 500mb data.
Just bunch of ******s

Lol...I guess you talked from experience
That was how a friend subscribed to the Airtel bonanza 10g plan for N2000 or so but he was allotted 5g. And the network was horribly slow.
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima And Emeka Ike Reconcile (Photo) by Mpamaegbu: 6:53pm On Aug 26, 2017
Bia, wasn'that woman supposed to still be in prison?
Family / Re: Help!!! Should I Go On With My White Wedding? by Mpamaegbu: 3:30am On Aug 15, 2017
OP has already done the main deal. The traditional and court weddings are the marriage talked about. White wedding is mere reception. It really doesn't count anything. We only regard white wedding in Nigeria because we are a pretentious religious people. His only options will be to disappear if he doesn't want to go ahead or file for divorce.

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Politics / Re: Videos Of Buhari Exchanging Pleasantries With Aides In London Emerges (WATCH) by Mpamaegbu: 5:35am On Aug 13, 2017
Oshidaguy:
Something is fishy here, why the short clips

Exactly!

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