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Foreign AffairsRe: Obama The New Nelson Mandela by Mpele(op): 7:21am On Jan 20, 2009
Obama's message to Nelson Mandela!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckxh2gWUyMk
Foreign AffairsObama The New Nelson Mandela by Mpele(op): 7:17am On Jan 20, 2009
The day has finnaly arrived. The second most famous black man after Mandela will take office today. Our Mandela is getting old, and God has presented the world with another black icon.

BUT MANDELA IS IRREPLACABLE!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Check This Zidane Video( A Must See) by Mpele(op): 3:19pm On Jan 19, 2009
I taking you through memory lane. Check Africa's finest export. The maestro

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/169697/merci_zizou_2/

cheesy cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria Gives Up Hosting Of Under- 17 World Cup by Mpele(m): 9:01am On Oct 29, 2008
This is total madness. How can the so called giant of the continent fail to organise a simple under 17 world cup. grin grin
This will not affect 2010 world cup as we are totally miles ahead in terms of organising things and we're also not a third world country.
CultureRe: Where Are You From? by Mpele(m): 2:04pm On Oct 23, 2008
Is this some kind of an AA meeting!! undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: God help me by Mpele(m): 2:00pm On Oct 23, 2008
@ badboym

You stupid fool! Leave you cousin alone you, you sick twisted man! don't you see all these women around you. shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Witch by Mpele(m): 1:40pm On Oct 23, 2008
Come on really now! Do witches really exist. Dude! just go for the damn girl LOL! ) wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Help! My Girl Is Cheating On Me. by Mpele(m): 1:16pm On Oct 22, 2008
lynch the f**&#$ bitch!!

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Nairaland GeneralRe: [DELETE} by Mpele(m): 1:02pm On Oct 22, 2008
This is funny, how can a bunch of poor malnutritioned fools like Ethiopeans think that they're better than other Africans. That's why the whole world just stood by as they were ravaged by hunger. Bloody scoundrels!!!

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CultureRe: The Way Many(not All) Nigerians Behave At Parties by Mpele(m): 12:54pm On Oct 22, 2008
I don't think that its only Nigerians! Its a black thing. Black people like food so much, especially if they don't have to pay for them!!

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Foreign AffairsRe: So You See: It Pays To Be A Zimbabwean! by Mpele(m): 9:55am On Oct 22, 2008
@ Sean 21.

Who said you're supposed to laugh! Does this sound like a joke to you! Get a life "you silly little twit" angry angry angry
CultureHow Do You Tell If Someone Is South African! by Mpele(op): 8:54am On Oct 20, 2008
This is how to spot a black South African!

1. A bit afraid of strangers.

2. Most of the time rude.

3. The only countries he/she knows in Africa are the neighbouring countries and Nigeria.

4. Identify most with black Americans than Africans.

5. Confused by AFRICAN countries as most of their flags are the same.

6. Violent and always ready for a fight

7. Can't argue as they get emotional very quickly.

8. Think of Mandela as some kind of Jesus.

9. Think that white South Africans must pay for apartheid

10. Most of them are drunkards

11. The weekend starts on thursday.

12. adores fast cars.

13. The only african leader they know is Robert Mugabe.

14. Most of them don't even know that the following countries exists Mali, Chad, Central African Republic, Tunisia, Niger, Mauritania, Burundi, Guneai.

15. Most think that there are know cellphones, TV's, malls in Africa.

White South African

1. Thinks that black South Africans are lazy.

2. They all hate Britain and Australia

3. They're afraid of Nigerians in particular

4. When they see strangers they speak Afrikaans.

5. Most of them adores Mandela and hate the Queen.

6. They always think that one day blacks will chase them away
CultureRe: That's A Nigerian? How Can You Tell? by Mpele(m): 8:11am On Oct 20, 2008
How to spot a Nigerian!

1. Very loud and attention seeking

2. Argumantive

3. Dark, tall and well build and also the ladies are dark, well build with too much make up.

4. Guys with fake diesel jeans.

5. Fake American accent
CultureRe: Beautiful Faces Of Africa by Mpele(m): 8:57am On Oct 15, 2008
Oh my God! Miss ZIM\US. I wish I could just lick her all over. F**^%$ her the whole night!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa On Red Health Alert by Mpele(m): 8:45am On Oct 13, 2008
Do I have to say more. cool cool cool cool
Foreign AffairsRe: "south Africa Is The World 15th Safest Banks"says World Economic Forum by Mpele(m): 8:43am On Oct 13, 2008
Where is the giant of Africa (Nigeria). Probably at no: 188
PoliticsRe: A Nigerian Businessman Murdered In China. by Mpele(m): 8:35am On Oct 13, 2008
@ N guage

LOL! The reason we don't travel much is that we like our country so much. The thought of leaving my good old Suid Afrika gives me depression. In America there is no Rugby so i'll bored. In Britain the rugby is not as good as South Africa's. By the way all the things that the Americans and the British have, we also have them here. What's the reason of going to London when I have Cape Town.

Stop the f**%$ crap of saying Nigerians like to travel for fun. You're escaping your fourth world, fillthy, dustbin called Nigeria. Like all those neighbours of yours, nothing works there.

Oh by the way on the issue of us licking white people assess, shame! you don't know, these days whites are licking our assess.
PoliticsRe: 'All Nigerians Are Corrupt', Says Oprah Winfrey by Mpele(m): 8:23am On Oct 13, 2008
Thank you Oprah!! Americans must make sure that they're (Nigerians) proparly screened when they enter the US
PoliticsRe: A Nigerian Businessman Murdered In China. by Mpele(m): 10:52am On Oct 10, 2008
@ Webmercials

Oh lord! Thanks for this honest dude! Webmercials you've spelled it out. I'm the most hated person in this forum, because of the fact that Nigerians don't want to hear the truths about them. For the fact that you say Nigerians when they're asked for passports, they make it a big thing! They'll accuse you of being racist or xenophobic. The fact that they're alsways stories of Nigerians being killed or detained all over the world is the fact that they don't humble themselves when they're in foreign countries. They behave as if they own the place.

A typical example is here in South Africa. They're always arrested for drug dealing and possesion of stolen goods. When they're arrested they'll tell the police that they're xenophobic and racist. It was reported last time that the South African police are amongst the most brutal in the world. For the fact that we have white Afrikaaner police, who most of them are aggressive make it seems as if they're racist.

The crux of the matter here is that Nigerians must learn to behave when they're in foreign countries. They must stop behaving as if they own the world. I've said it in this forum that other people will jeolously guard their countries and don't like it when foreigners act brash.

Nigerians don't behave, when you tell them they'll always try to justify this by sayin that they're naturally arrogant and brash. Yeah they must act arrogant and brash when they're in the company of their fellow West African bros, who they don't respect and look down on them. PLS don't deny this because I've seen how Nigerians act and treat Ghanaians, Cameroonians and other West Africans in South Africa. Nigerians are not arrogant, rich people are the ones who're arrogant like the French and the Brits. How can you be arrogant while you're poor. Nigerians are just a bunch of attention seeking black people who act as if they're the custodians of black pride. As long as they don't stop their illicit behavior, the Chinese, Europeans will continue to buthcer them.

This is not an attack on Nigerians but the truth.
PoliticsRe: A Nigerian Businessman Murdered In China. by Mpele(m): 3:02pm On Oct 09, 2008
@ Morpheus
Pls don't start with me self-servicer!!! This is not about your greesy a$#@#**.

The guy must rest in peace, fully knowing that he played his part in this cruel world. May the good God bless his soul. embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: A Nigerian Businessman Murdered In China. by Mpele(m): 11:51am On Oct 09, 2008
Sad! He must rest in peace embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Music/RadioIs Deep House Big In Nigeria by Mpele(op): 11:43am On Oct 09, 2008
Hi guys, I was just wondering if is Deep House popular in Nigeria. I've met one interesting lady by the name of Wunmi. She is based in London, she is a top Deep House vocalist and Nigeria. She is very popular in South Africa. I've also realised that Osunlade is Nigerian.

Deep House is South Africa premier music and most well know Dj's like Charles Webster, Louis Vega etc are always here. We've also got Dj who've played in IBIZA (Spain).

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