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SportsRe: Okorocha Rewards Four Imo-born Eaglets With Cash And Property by MrAboki: 4:23pm On Nov 14, 2013
ngozievergreen: So if he had used the state money to pay all the eaglets, u wouldn't have raised all these questions abi?

What is wrong with everybody this afternoon?
the very one thing am commending abt rochas, most of u are condemning.
[b]It would still be a problem..

The Nigerian Governors have all turned to Donatus. They disburse state funds as if its theirs to spend as they like.

YEAH!! Its okay for Okorocha to take state funds and dash footballers.. But Stella Oduah takes Ministry funds and buys bulletproof car for the Ministry and you scream blue murder.

How many times do you see American governors and Presidents sharing state funds with reckless abandon?! If Okorocha goes to Church, he dashes the Church a bus and some millions, all from state coffers.. Time to fix roads, Okorocha has no money.. He has to go borrow. Odili in Rivers State shared so many busses to groups and praise singers that came to the Government house for free. All state money.

Its bloody wrong!! It may seem okay to you now, but such habits have to stop!



State money is for all... Expenses must be planned for and monies used properly for the state..



If you see no problems with this, then you should not see a problem with Stell Oduah buying Beemers with Ministry money!
SportsRe: Okorocha Rewards Four Imo-born Eaglets With Cash And Property by MrAboki: 3:45pm On Nov 14, 2013
ngozievergreen: At least, I agree with u on this one
Berem can never see anything wrong in Rochas..

Thats how she keeps telling him that he is not over weight and that his 10 tonne wife has the shape of a model... grin
PoliticsRe: Armored Tanks, Jets For Anambra Governorship Elections - IGP by MrAboki: 3:43pm On Nov 14, 2013
ozonaija: Ngige, #teamNgige and APC aren't agents of election rigging, evry politically alert Nigerian knows who the culprits are. I pray the police,army,navy and all security agents excise their duty in utmost fairness and without compromise and bias. The voice of the people is the voice of God. ONWA ga-achi anambra.Ngige all the way!!!!!

PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by MrAboki: 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2013
depressionkills: Mr Aboki,

would you marry me?
I love your mind, it is so refreshing to see people on Nairaland who are moved by something bigger than their basic instincts and ignorance, people with a sophisticated approach of the world and principles aligned with the respect oh human dignity and liberties (^_^)
*Kneels down* embarassed
*crying tears of joy*
This is your ring --> O
Choi!!! My head don scatter... grin


How much be your brideprice again, make I know wether I fit afford a sophisticated Nwa baby like you... grin
SportsRe: Okorocha Rewards Four Imo-born Eaglets With Cash And Property by MrAboki: 3:11pm On Nov 14, 2013
This fat fuc|ker has started again...



1. Those boys played as a Team not as Imo State Indegenes.. So if money must be given to one, then it should be given to all.

2. Is this money coming out of his pocket or out of Imo State coffers.. If its the latter, who sanctioned such expense?!




And this person wants to be President!
PoliticsRe: Ridiculous Statements Made At Anambra PDP rally by MrAboki: 3:02pm On Nov 14, 2013
HUH!!!
SportsRe: Okorocha Rewards Four Imo-born Eaglets With Cash And Property by MrAboki: 2:36pm On Nov 14, 2013
Hmmmmm!!
PoliticsRe: Armored Tanks, Jets For Anambra Governorship Elections - IGP by MrAboki:
OGA I.G Na war front dem wan keep the Ballot Box? grin


So if the Jet see Ngige people dey rig election, ehn go fire them rocket abi wetin?! grin








Even Iraq election sef been no reach this level.. grin


Gunboats, Tanks and Jets for only 1 states elections! grin Only in Nigeria....



Funny part is that the Rigging would still be widespread.. grin
Infact, na the Armoured Tanks dem go hide inside dey thumbprint the papers.. grin


Abi no be this guy and ehn other police friends go be security that day?!



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TV/MoviesRe: Post Your links to Movies, Trailers & Series here by MrAboki: 12:42pm On Nov 14, 2013
Imarion!!



Is it only Horror flicks you post limks to?!


And how safe are these torrents
CrimeRe: Ex-lg Boss Jailed Six Months For N7m Fraud (Pic) by MrAboki: 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2013
anonimi: Yes we all have institutionalised corruption.

The judge, prosecutor, EFCC etc involved in this case are ORDINARY folks whom we celebrate in various ways just as we do our own petty corruption too.
How many of our relations, friends, acquaintances, mosque/church/shrine fellow congregants etc do we know who are living BEYOND their legitimate income yet we say NOTHING to discourage them huh
Reallest Nigga alive.. grin



Everybody else na thief as long as say no be you dey thief.. grin
PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by MrAboki: 12:13pm On Nov 14, 2013
Mujah1deen: Embrace Islam and welcome the Sharia in your life ?

Alllahu Akbar Allahu Akbar

Islam is the solution, sharia is the answer.
As salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuhu Brother Mujahadeen..



Sharia is the way forward..


Allahu Akbar!!
CrimeRe: Ex-lg Boss Jailed Six Months For N7m Fraud (Pic) by MrAboki: 11:33am On Nov 14, 2013
anonimi: Is this not the state where Dino Melaye is from and he was one of their Honourable Representatives for at least four years, right huh


https://www.mikeangelonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/melaye.jpg


Let's hope he will lead a protest in Lokoja against this INADEQUATE sentence for the crime against Kogi people.
The guy still has a hard on for the Igbo Princess... grin

Until he hits that, he will not stop trying to get her to notice him.. Kogi state problems does not bother him.. grin
PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by MrAboki: 11:31am On Nov 14, 2013
chamboy: Den we should accept gay n les like civilised country do abi,
Do you have a problem with Homosexuals?! huh

If you acceot or reject them, how does that change the price of Garri in the country?!

If they legalize it, would it make more people Gay or what?!

Or are you afraid that if homos become legal that you would turn gay?!






Africa frowns upon homos... How has that moved the continent forward?! We still accept loans from foreign gay accepting countries, immigrate to foreign gay countries and keep comparing ourselves to the gay west..


Your problems in this life has abosolutely nothing to do with who or what a person is f|ucking inside his/her house..
PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by MrAboki: 10:05am On Nov 14, 2013
Shollyps: I DN WAN U B4 TO STOP SMOKING WEED
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Wetin you go come warn the Ewu of Ekiti na?! grin
CrimeRe: Ex-lg Boss Jailed Six Months For N7m Fraud (Pic) by MrAboki: 10:04am On Nov 14, 2013
7 Million Naira theft = 6 Months.

Cecilia Ibru stole 100's of Million = House arrest..

Armed robber wey thief peak milk = 15 Years imprionsoment.. grin







Moral Lesson Steal big or go to jail forever..
PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by MrAboki: 9:53am On Nov 14, 2013
Aigbofa: Spoken like a true goat. Is her comment more ridiculous than your vacuous rants above?
Bros!! I greet you o!!

Long time..



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Yeah!!!!!!!! The woman should relax. A law on Decent or indecent dressing is highly subjective and puts the interpretation thereof in the hands of the interpreter and therefore opens up women to exploitation.

Its one thing to advocate decent dressing, its another to put a law in place for that.

What stops a Police officer from storming the beach and arresting women dressed in Bikinis and stuff. Thats indecent dressing if you ask me. And dont tell me its okay because they are at the beach, because if my kids and I can see a woman dressed in Pant and Bra at the beach, why is it now more offensive when I see a woman wearing same oant and bra in a mall?! huh huh


Dont you see the foo|ishness of such a law?!

Adovcate it, preach it, encourage it but make it a law & open up women to more harm than good.




Haruna... The Nama don born?!
PoliticsRe: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by MrAboki: 9:44am On Nov 14, 2013
nagoma: Means: you don spoil as you de drink! I go go tell dem.
Bet why?!


Oya collect one Miranda for my head... I go pay!
PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by MrAboki: 9:39am On Nov 14, 2013
Real Ewu of Ekiti..


Advocating a dress code for society is outrightly ridiculous and opens up women to abuse. If were not an Ewu, she would have reasoned better.


What constitutes indecent dressing?!

A woman in tight-fitted clothes that cover up all her body (but reveals all her contours), can she be said to be indecently dressed?!

This Ewu of Ekiti should go stuff a Diiick in her mouth if she has nothing to say.. angry




Next thing now they would start demanding people start wearing uniforms..
Car TalkRe: Picture Of A Graduate Driving Keke-napep In Kano by MrAboki: 9:38am On Nov 14, 2013
Toonice: Very soon, u see a graduate pushing willbiro selling Alubosa. Goodluck 4 jonathan, but Badluck 4 Nigeria. If dis true like my post
So all Graduates wey no get job na Jonathan fault abi?!


Okay!! Tell me how you would create jobs and employ ALL graduates if you become President..
PoliticsRe: There’s No Madness In Our Family – Chime’s In-laws by MrAboki: 9:25am On Nov 14, 2013
Hahahahahaaaa


Ndi Abia... NO WONDER!! grin


Abeg Chime should be left alone. The marriage was doomed from the onset. A Man who f|ucks and then marries his daughters friend and age mate should never be trusted.

She priced bad market and has faced the consequences. Sadly in Nigeria, there is no Alimony law so the chick leaves with nothing. Coupled with the powers that the Governor has at his disposal, makes them double screwed.

She had a chance to kill him when he was sick and let the opportunity slip from her hands. Now look where she landed. All she should have done would have been to gather enough evidence to blackmail the Governor and then start f|ucking some other dude legally on the side by mutual agreement.

Her sister is a hoe.. YUP!! It obviously runs in the family..
Her relatives are power & money Hungry.. NO SURPRISES.. Who no want Government appointment\contracts...




Another silly girl is waiting on the sideline to substitute her.. cheesy Infact, I doubt that Gov. Chime has not been f|ucked since this her debacle became public.. grin



Let our News media find a more important gist to feed us jare. ASUU matter is still pending, Farouk Lawan is now acting like nothing ever happened, Police pension fund thieves are waiting on the interest from their loot to mature, fuel subsidy thieves have since graduated to other more profitable scams, the NYSC scam is yet to be properly investigated, Stella Oduahs gist is becoming old story, Patience Jonathan is planning another trip to Port-Harcourt to harass Amaechi, Anambra State elections is heating up fast, e.t.c.. All this Newsworthy story and Punch ignores it to go after Mad people in Abia State.. grin






Abeg Haruna go check if that NAMA wey carry belle don born.. Better story no dey internet today
PoliticsRe: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by MrAboki: 9:08am On Nov 14, 2013
berem: Lock me na gi ni mere? I prefer you lock both of us in a room and we will do so many nasty things just to prove I don't love you anymore. Whatcha think! wink
Nna men!!



Best idea I have heard all year... grin
PoliticsRe: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by MrAboki: 8:58am On Nov 14, 2013
berem: I have divorced you since! You no know? An aboki is entitled to 4 wives and 77 concubines. You should have enough women to enjoy yourself. angry grin
Odika ife na eme Clara Chime na isi, na emezi gi kita... angry

Divorce who?!!



DOnt make me lock you inside your room o! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Is Jesus Relevant In Our Day? by MrAboki:
khalidqudus: Good morning Nairalanders, my topic was born of a deep thought on our world today and the role of Jesus in it. Do we need Jesus? What does it mean if I dont receive this Jesus?

Who is Jesus?
Jesus according to the bible; the only book through which we all got to know about God: He is the Son of God
Is it true?
Yes it is true
1. why is it that when you face any trouble and you shout Jesus or pray concerning any matter in the name of Jesus, there seem to be a spiritual intervention...so He is truly the Son of God.
2. When at night you sleep and something's trying or pressing you and you're trying to shout Jesus it seems to be difficult(I'll explain this in my other articles), if the name is not poowerful the devil wont try to keep you shut.


What relevance is He to us today?
In our world today where it seems like those who do spiritual stuffs are in charge and truly they are, what's His role? Those who are acquainted with Jesus seem to run to Church for protection when there is some spiritual forces after them but thats not why Jesus came; He came so we can be in charge. How?
Simple, first you have to be born again, secondly you need to have a bible to know who a christian really is and what have been given to him as benefits of being a christian, thirdly learn to use the name of Jesus ( devils and the realm of the spiritual conform to the will of those that use this name)
Thank you so much.
Funny stuff..

I cant even believe that you Niggas still believe that you get 'pressed' in your sleep.. Is that like getting a massage or what?! How does this pressing affect you?!

Religion ingeneral are not important to our existence today.


Just imagine if Jesus had come today, he would not had any relevance and his journey would have been very tough because everything he did that amazed people of old, people have done them today. Jesus changed water to Wine at a wedding and the bible called it a miracle, Chris Angel change water to wine and we called it a magic trick. Jesus walked on water and his disciples trembled, Chris Angel walked on water and people called it a magic trick. Jesus fed a multitude with 5 fishes and everyone clapped, Dynamo (magician impossible) performed an even cooler trick with a bucket of ending fishes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mONuUu1erk

Jesus did weird tricks and people called it a Miracle... Others perform the same tricks or even better and we call it the Devil.

The entire bible is filled with unverifiable claims. If it were today that Sodom & Gommorah happened, scientists would have gone to investigate just to be sure that they werent sitting in an active volcano area.


Jesus ascended into heaven = Miracle..

Dynamo & Chris Angel levitate and its the devil https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02598/dynamo_2598850k.jpg



Who is kidding who?!

Jesus asks that we mimick eating his flesh and drinking his blood = Holy Communion

Clifford Orji eats human beings = Mentally disturb, possesed, cannibal




All religion asks that you do is believe tin the supernatural and hope that when you die, you get to live in mansions in the sky in perpetual happiness. REALLY!!!??

Has anybody bothered to think that through? How possible is a truly egalitarian society?! Where everyone is equal and happy?! NOOOO! It cant exist. Infact, the bible does not even say that Heaven will be such a place as some people will have more stars on their crowns than others. That already places them on a higher echelon than the rest. Now if we will still be humans (with feelings, emotions, nrains, e.t.c), then after a while, we would become insatiable and want more..



Why focus on intangible thing slike Heaven and hell when you have a life to live here?!
PoliticsRe: How Is Electricity Supply After Final Take Over by MrAboki: 8:32am On Nov 14, 2013
carrybreeze: WE JUST GOT A 300KVA REPLACED WITH A 500KVA. THE SAD NEWS IS THAT THE AREA BOYS HAVE REFUSED THE CONTRACTORS TO GET THE TRANSFORMER WORKING. REASON: ALL LANDLORDS MUST PAY FOR THE 'BUSH ENTRY' OF THE TRANSFORMER...TRUST CHOBA BOYS...MEKA! shocked cool
grin


More like trust Ikwerre Boys.. grin

These fools are responsible for the backwardness of Rivers State..
PoliticsRe: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by MrAboki: 8:26am On Nov 14, 2013
berem: SB my love, kedu? I refuse to sing that song along with you. Count me out! grin grin
shocked shocked shocked shocked



Okija Juju must hear this..

James be ready for extra large Ibi...
PoliticsRe: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by MrAboki: 7:57am On Nov 14, 2013
nagoma: Ka lalace! Kana Shan barasa! Sai na fada. shocked
Megida?!

I no understand this one o?!
Car TalkRe: Picture Of A Graduate Driving Keke-napep In Kano by MrAboki: 7:55am On Nov 14, 2013
Okija_juju: Well said my Chairman sir.

In Nigeria, people have a very funny way of thinking. Many Graduates are mentally lazy and feel that they deserve to be employed after University as if the only way forward for all Graduates is to work in a company.

If this guy had any analytical sense, he would have thought up a way to maximize this Keke business to get greater profit, drawn-up a growth plan and pursued it in earnest. Example

- study the available routes for keke in the state.
- find the route with the highest commuter traffic, highest fares and ease of access and start plying it.
- think up a way of making his Keke unique from others.
- draw up a savings plan (2000 naira saved daily mean in 175days, he would have 350,000 and can add a second Keke to his fleet and become an employer).
- draw a growth chat (XYZ amount saved daily over X number of days = Y amount and he can purchase a car to start a taxi business)


And thats how it goes..

Illiterates in Nigeria are more business savvy than Graduates. Businesses in Lagos, onitsha, Aba and smaller ones nationwide are owned and run by illiterates whilst graduate are busy looking for easy money.


This guy is just seeking attention. With that hideous writing on his keke, he is no different from all other Kekes with similar crap written on theirs. Maybe he could have thought up a way of soliciting a company to place ads on his Keke and made money rather than deface his Keke..

This is typical Nigga behaviour.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police Now As Servant Boys To Politicians? by MrAboki: 5:20pm On Nov 13, 2013
NOTE:: What that Police man is doing is ILLEGAL.


Remember that the I.G gave an order earlier in his tenure that all Policemen attached to private citizens, politicians and co should be withdrawn.




It is illegal for the Nigerian Police that is being paid with Tax Payers money to be used to protect only a few. The last estimate said we had an Average of 1 policeman to over 100 Nigerians, yet Politicians, big men and co all have 1 mopol to themselves.. Sometimes 5 - 10. Some even use our Army sef. grin


That officer would be in Jail if life in Nigeria was fair..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police Now As Servant Boys To Politicians? by MrAboki: 5:13pm On Nov 13, 2013
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police Now As Servant Boys To Politicians? by MrAboki: 5:11pm On Nov 13, 2013
STALEEE





Go MTN Office for Stadium road port Harcourt go see as dem use Nigerian Airforce do Maiguard for there.. grin
Car TalkRe: Picture Of A Graduate Driving Keke-napep In Kano by MrAboki: 5:08pm On Nov 13, 2013
So?


My mother use to fry Akara at federal secretariat Port-Harcourt as a Graduate.

My father went back to the village to farm after completing NYSC.






Why is he advertising his status?! angry Na ehn own bad pass?!

Atleast he owns a 300 thousand plus asset (keke)..

Why doesnt he think up a way of maximizing and expanding his Keke Business?! angry




Typical Nigga!
CrimeRe: Man Butchers Mum, Buries Parts In Shallow Grave In Bayelsa by MrAboki: 4:58pm On Nov 13, 2013
RIP Woman...




I'm sure you are in either HEaven or Hell looking at him wondering why you didnt take Postinol 2 or Abort his useless a|ss when you had the chance... grin

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