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1. Travel to Saudi Arabia 2. Travel to Yemen 3. Travel to Borno State 4. Learn how to handle weapons. 5. Pass my Hezbollah & Tuareg entrance exams 6. Pray deligently. 7. Stack up more Virgins in the afterlife.. ![]() iKid, iKid.. ![]() |
Dayuuuum!! See as them pack human being inside Hilux like cement.. No surprises sha.. The F.G is still playing politics with this Boko Haram issue. Until the F.G recognises Boko Haram for what it truly is, this will not stop. The day they kill a Governor, thats the day Nigerians would understand what they are up against. Allah be Praised.. |
Seun: There was a time when living as a black American was very inconvenient because most places of business would refuse to serve black people. Can you imagine going to a restaurant with your white friends only to be told that they "don't serve your type here?" Or a petrol station? Or to not be allowed to attend a good school even though your academics are strong? That's what America was like before the laws that convicted this man were created. It does a lot of damage to members of minority groups if people are allowed to refuse to do business with "their type".you sir have a great mind.. its so easy to forget that once upon a time, it was niggers that where the homos of that time.. |
shadydeals: We should not forget that the story says that the late chief molested him sexually. If this fact can be established in court by the defendant, then it is a case of rape or attempted rape. What will happen to the late chief if he had attempted to rape a girl and was caught? Certainlly he would have been jailed by now for that. So let them see the case as sexual molestation, and free the boy.Even if it is confirmed that the Chief raped the boy, the circumstances under which the boy killed the chief makes him a murderer.. Plus!! Isnt it silly that u are basing ur judgement on just the testimony of the boy? Have you heard from the deceased? Remember: The boy killed the chief. Locked him in a room Didnt call for help Stole the chiefs belongings Locked him in the house and handed over the key Then absconded.. When he was caught, he now says the Chief tried to rape him.. ![]() |
'Boy to Dad'... Its funny how our calls dont last more than 30secs max 1 minute.. A typical call would be Aboki: hello Sir Dad: Yes, what can I do for you Aboki: Good morning sir Dad: Ehen, Good morning.. You still have not told me what you want. Aboki: Abeg i need like 300'k, need to take ccare of some things.. Dad: Erm...... I will see what i can do.. **phone cuts** Its like that all the time. Even when he calls me, its the same. Our longest call ever should prolly be like 4 - 5mins tops and it was because we were discussing a business deal he was trying to enter into.. Why are men like this? Even amongst us as friends, the calls no dey last.. But when we call babe, we fit dey for 1 hr, meanwhile, we only paid attention for less than 10mins of the call. ![]() |
Dino should go and swear that he has never benefitted from corruption in Nigeria.. ![]() |
jhidey08: I saw dis coming. When his assistant coach (Emmanuel Amunike) slapped d American agent pple came here and started yarbing him, dis is d end result. D boy has been lured 2 sign a slave contract nw I'm sure. I pray d boy suffer 4dis action.Nwokem... A 17 year old CANNOT enter into a legally binding contract with anybody... |
shevon: You wouldn't expect any less from them (especially the illitrate recruits)Nigerian Military dogtags are so ugly that you wouldnt want to wear them.. Imagine them cutting off your dog tag.. I have two custom dog tags.. They carry my name, blood type, genotype and emergency telephone number on it. When a western Military sees a civilian, he thinks of protecting them When a Nigerian Military sees a civilian, he thinks of how to molest him. |
the_ripper3: Aboki na aboki.Shey you never chop daggar before .. ![]() |
born2fuck: That remind me of aboki shine my shoe song. Carry Go.Lol @ Rapture.. Make Government pay our senators 25'k per month... Afterall, many of them no be graduate, can barely speak proper english talkless of write, have fake degrees (Remember Salisu the Toronto graduate), e.t.c.. Make them pay them 25'k.. On the 21 yr old girl matter.. All Hausa babes over the age of 3 don marry or them don book her.. Na from under 3 still dey market.. [/b] |
Where the Picture na?! |
dazzy4real: 25k here is not the issue, the main issue is let them be retained..25'k is the issue o!! You cant pay a graduate 25'k.. ![]() No Nigerian should be living on 25'k a month. Its just not right. Retrained?! Why?! Are you questioning their initial training?! You make it sound like this is a favour that the government is giving to graduates. Okay!! Imagine that one of the beneficiacires happens to be you. And you have to move from Ibadan to Lagos for 1 year.. No house, no car, no relative.. How will you survive on 25'k (850 naira per day)..25'k is the issue.. Infact, the companies should also offer these graduates Healthcare + Workmans compensation Insurance (as required by Law). |
born2fuck: ur father left nyansh, even if you bi yahoo yahoo boys,, you go suffer before you get maga now adays except you want use your dick do ritual abi your papa dey among those steal nigeria moneyIf I be yahoo boy, make e no better for me or my children. ![]() I no be thief oga.. I dey go work like every other Nigerian. I no dey work for government either nor my Papa either.. Plus, why must every Nigerian wey dey chop small bread be a thief or in government?! Na so una dey reason?! ![]() So person no fit tear for Naije without being a thief or Politician?! |
tomakint: ...still better than nothing aboki manaChairman.. I salute you!!Bros I can never gree!! Omo wetin I use eye see as a corper, I no go wish am on anybody. My company paid me 15'k. Plus NYSC 9'5. Ye I still see crase. Then dem come ban bikes for town, Transport immediately multiply by 4. Hommie do the maths. Divide 25 by 30 days to understand how much a Graduate is supposed to live on daily.. No na... Human being no be Nama. Even some dogs dey chop pass 800 Naira food a day with Pedigree & Jojo dog food.. ![]() I feel insulted! |
richeyy: At least it's something25'k is Nothing!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! Infact.. its shiit.. Atleast 1500 naira a day.. so by the time 500 goes on transport, 500 goes on food, the guy still has 500 naira left to attend to miscellenous bills and responsibilities.. 45000 naira = 1500 per day. 25,000 naira = 850 per day. Plus, this scheme sounds like another NYSC scheme.. No real susbstance to it. |
Polio: Can you show any evidence that you have spent 25k on recharge cards monthly, for the past three months?Hahahahaaa Between my 3 phone lines and my Ipad.. Nwokem.. My monthly phone bill fit blow your mind... ![]() No use people persona on Nairaland judge them o!! |
Dear Jonathan Please channel that 15Billion Naira straight into the Power sector.. LET THERE BE LIGHT... When there is light, start properly implementing Business friendly incentives.. example; - Businesses that are related to Agriculture would get tax exemption for 2years or even three.. - Businesses that are into fabrication, production and manufacturing get certain tax exemption for the first X number of years and should their employee stranght exceed certain bench marks, they get some sort of tax relief.. e.t.c.. We have intellectuals in Nigeria.. Gather them and let them figure out these deals.. Rather than give Tax & Duty waivers to companies like Coscharis to import 300 cars for itself, give it to a new indigenous company. Local content can be done better.. For example every expartraite that is employed into Nigeria, 2 Local Nigerian Graduates must be employed to understudy that expatriate until he leaves... The job I work Today was because I understudied my Oyinbo boss for 1 year. Today, I have his Job title and responsibilities by a stroke of luck that saw him leave and gave me the chance to shine.. But I have not seen another case like mine since I came in. Rather, we keep recycling Oyinbos around and the government keeps taking 1% of their salaries as Local Content levy.. Utter nonsense..I no go school on credit.. 25'K per month na rubbish!! Anybody wey e vex, go hug transformer.. Me I don speak my mind and I go still speak more.. |
Hartarmah: Don't ever say this in d public or in a general gathering,or else u could b stoned......lol.Hw will u say it is nt d functn of govt to create jobs.I can see dt u r one f d half baked cake/pre mature cock produced by our faulty educational system in d country.Gada informatn bfore u talk,is going to elp u avoid insults.Do u knw hw many persons NITEL wuld ve employed if nt ruined by govt nd odas like dt.Be current nd versatile for gud reputation.Hahahaaa!! MTN, GLO, ETISALAT, AIRTEL, STARCOMMS, etc have created more jobs in under 14years than Nitel created in all their existence.. Still unemployment still full.. Its the job of Government to create the suitable environment for businesses to grow. The larger a business grows, the more hands would needed. Imagine how much companies in Nigeria would save on Diesel.. Imagine if these companies now channel this savings into expanding their businesses?! Imagine how much companies would save on Security.. Imagine if they transfer those savings into their businesses?! Imagine how much companies would save on Vehicle maintainance if our roads were good?! Transfer that savings into the business and....... Simple economics.. For every deficiency of the government, businesses would have to cover those from their pockets, which means less money that could have gone back into the business. |
dmcdad: Haba! At all at all na im bad pass na... At all at all na winsch!Bros!! Instead wey person go turn me to slave, I go dey chop Tapioka and groundnut sleep.. 25'k per month?!! haba na!!! You sef check am well na... This is the same slave labor that the government subjected Corpers to.. Graduates working for 9'5 per month for big companies and banks and schools. Same corper have to fend for their accomodation, feeding, up keep etc. for 9thousand 5!! ![]() God punish poverty mentality.. I no go even look enployment letter wey dey offer me 200'k per month 2 times.. ![]() |
theoctopus: You guys dont have to post if you have nothing to post. Maybe you are criminals or your parents or uncles are politicians, so you get free money. That does not give you the right to talk nonsense on an online forum. The news is obviously not for you so just waka pass. Thank youNwokem... Shattap!! ![]() [b]25'k for a graduate is crap without some form of support from the host companies in terms of accomodation & transport logistics.. All I said was that 25'k is small and you turn around and attack me. Just because a person is struggling does not mean you should take advantage of them. 25'k for our graduates is a joke. Even I will not work for any entity for less than a certain amount a month. And NO! I dont work for the government, neither do I have parents, uncles or whatever that work for the government. Infact, I hate the fact that I have to pay my Taxes to this government sef because they have done nothing for me.. Even some Maiguards, housegirls and drivers now earn more than 25'k per month.. As a corper, I was earning about 25'k culmulative monthly and God knows it was hell. And if you are too slow to reason, let me help you;25'thousand divided by 30days = 833 Naira per day!! Barely 5 US Dollars a day!! So a Nigerian Graduate is only worth this?! I will gladly pay A sound Graudate this 25'k per month with bonuses and perks to work for me as my P.A. ![]() No wonder illiterate Politicans dey chop our money... . [/b] |
Sike: Can you Send me just 1k MTN Card?I'll do you one better.. Drop your number here and I'll credit your account |
25'k.... ![]() That na recharge card money na!! |
Orikinla: MTN is still number 1, followed by the Nigeria LNG Limited and Shell.Total E&P bro... ![]() Shell... Hmmmm!!!! Not really! Their union is dead + Shell is slowly but surely closing shop in Nigeria. Agip.. Worst of all IOC's. Only Management level dey groove for that company. |
Before them go even ask me, I go don tattoo the number for my head, hand and leg... ![]() Then I go join the Anti-Christ Police dey catch people without plate number.. ![]() lol... Niggas be tripping! |
davide470: If na you get the company, would you pay all your outlined stuff..Not all but atleast give me: 1. Healthcare that covers my Wife and kids 2. Leave Bonus 3. Christmas Bonus (aka 13th month) 4. Lunch allowance or actual lunch 5. Car loan or house loan.. Workmans compensation insurance is mandatory under the law. HSE kit.. This should be a must. |
I lost a phone every semester from 1st year to final year.. All solid phones including: P800 Sony Ericsson P900 Sony Ericsson Nokia 6600 (still love this phone) E.t.c. |
And 6.8 Billion Naira in Taxes is not outrageous.. Nigerians keep thinking its his P.I.T.. ![]() What about his Witholding Taxes & Value Added Taxes for all his companies?! |
Ozin: How much did this dude make to be owing this much as taxSee Question o!! A whole Jimoh Ibrahim!!1 Nigeria's No 1. destroyer of Companies. ![]() |
alaoeri: GSKTufiakwa!!! Nigerdock wey stingy die.. ![]() When I hear Staff Welfare, it must include the following Includes; 1. Pension 2. Healthcare (for spouse and atleast 3 - 4 dependants) 3. Housing loan 4. Car loan 5. Welfare loan 6. Christmas Bonus 7. Leave Bonus 8. Employee relevant Trainings (For career growth) 9. Spouse allowance 10. Life Assurance policies 11. Workmans Compensation Insurance 12. Emphasis of HSE 13. Lunch Meals/allowance e.t.c.. Some companies pay nonsense with great welfare packages... However, the best remains permanent staff of Multi-national companies.. |
alaoeri: GSKTufiakwa!!! Nigerdock wey stingy die.. ![]() |
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You make it sound like this is a favour that the government is giving to graduates. Okay!! Imagine that one of the beneficiacires happens to be you. And you have to move from Ibadan to Lagos for 1 year.. No house, no car, no relative.. How will you survive on 25'k (850 naira per day)..
