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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off New Lover (photos) by MrAboki: 3:57pm On Jan 02, 2014
Anyone with access to Dino Malayes wife should advice her to take his cheating arsse to court..

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off New Lover (photos) by MrAboki: 3:34pm On Jan 02, 2014
See Sharp sharp Substitution na.. grin



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Fashion / Re: Photos: Do You Like General Uti Nwachukwu's Military-Inspired Outfit? by MrAboki: 3:17pm On Jan 02, 2014
Na like this wey Nigerian Soldiers go arrest am if ehn make mistake wear that uniform pass barrack.. grin


Family / Re: Ultimate Guide To 2014 (For Nigerian Ladies) by MrAboki: 3:14pm On Jan 02, 2014

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Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by MrAboki: 1:24pm On Jan 02, 2014
Zona.com:

Go create your own thread. No dull this one abeg



Fcuuk off!! angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by MrAboki: 1:16pm On Jan 02, 2014
I wonder why una no dey ever dream this kind dream..


Religion / Re: God Of Signs And Wonders (my Near Death Experience) by MrAboki: 1:12pm On Jan 02, 2014
The Lord was delivering a car to you.. But since you didnt have garage, the Lord decided to park it in your living room.. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by MrAboki: 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2014
OKIJA JUJUs PROPHECY FOR 2014..


1. Anambra State would Get a new Governor.

2. More Politicians would decamp from one party and join other parties.

3. Wizkid will feature on many peoples songs this year.

4. Alot of Nairalanders will be banned this year.

5. Abu Qaqa will shoot another Video

6. The Super Eagles will not lift the Worldcup this year.

7. I see alot of accidents on our roads this year.

8. Jonathan will be blamed for alot of things on Nairaland this year.

9. Weddings.. I see weddings... Many girls will be Bridesmaids and Flowergirls this year.

10. Hmmm!! I see many break-ups & Hook-ups this year.

11. People Pray for the Price of Garri this year.. The Enemy shall try to increase the price of Garri.

12. Dino Malaye.. This guy will be in the news this year.

13. Amaechi should be careful this year.. Himself and the Presidency & PDP will have a big media brawl this year.

14. Patience Jonathan should avoid making speeches this year. The lord has warned her.

15. I see abortions.. Alot of girls will carry out abortions this year.

16. Strike.. My people pray against Strike this year..

17. Port Harcourt should pray hard.. I see Patience Jonathan visiting the State and blocking the whole roads for hours causing big traffic jam.

18. Police.. My people should pray against Police. A lot of people will be shot by police for no reason this year.

19. Hmmmm!! Yuzedo.. Yuzedo.. That girl wey you dey eye since, shall be yours this year. But you need to bring 2 Okuko Igbo and Nne Mpki for sacrifice.. grin

20. FINALLY.. I see alot of alerts this year.. People will recieve both Credit and debit alert this year.. Pray against debit alert.. grin

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Romance / Re: She Lied For Been A Virgin For 3 Yrs. Pls Advice Me!!! by MrAboki: 10:55am On Jan 02, 2014
martha: Damnnn!!! That is messed up... Kill Her! angry


Hello baby.. You look so fine.. Whats your digits..

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Politics / Re: Jonathan's Projects In Rivers State,a Response To Amarchi's Lies And Propaganda by MrAboki: 4:53pm On Dec 31, 2013
fabulous4u:
your comments just replics that of a wasted soul .please close your rotten gullet and don't spread your rot here.APC e-goat

I dont get you..

Why the insult?!

Is NDDC project and Federal Government Project the same?!

What we expect to hear when the Federal Government is involved in a Project is not streetlight or Tarring corner street or building classroom blocks with V.I.P toilets..

And dont throw APC at me, Heaven knows I dont have any love for them.. You can view my post history.

If this thread was meant to make Amaechi a lair, it has failed. One thing I know about a man like Amaechi is that though he is arrogant, when he sticks out his neck like he has done against the Presidency, he knows what he is talking about.

Even the Port-Harcourt Airforce to Omerelu Road which by right is a Federal Road was built by Amaechi.. The signboard is there at the entrance of Port-Harcourt for all to see.. And if you search well on this Nairaland, you will see a picture of that signboard.


THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS DONE VERY LITTLE TO NOTHING FOR THE SOUTH-SOUTH..
Politics / Re: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by MrAboki: 4:47pm On Dec 31, 2013
odua boy: A northener should be the president currently if we are to tow the line of regional rotation.

The presidential rotation is a pdp thing,the south did theirs for 8yrs the northerners didn't complain.
So why are southerners like you screaming of marginalization when it got to the aboki's turn


Dude

A northerner should never have seen that seat for atleast another 22 years if we are going by proper rotation method.. Thats why we are suffering this nonsense of born-to-rule..

Even if all the Tribes and tongues get quadruple tenures, they still wouldnt be able to balance out the Northern monopoly on Power.. angry

If the North and the West cant sit by and watch other people rule over them, they should opt out of the Nation.. angry

We all have sat through several horrible Northern and Western administration and swallowed it.. Now a Southerner is there, they cant anymore. Na lie. If you want to balance things out, the North and the west would have to wait their turn.

Next after the south-south should be the Igbos.. Over 53 years as a Nation and the only Igbo ruler we had lasted 194 days in office.. angry HABA NA!!

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Politics / Re: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by MrAboki: 4:18pm On Dec 31, 2013
saxywale:
Exactly
..i was thinking oshiomole would be put forward for the vice.


And which SOutherner is capable of Swinging Southern votes in favor of APC?!

Definitely not Oshomole, Definitely not Amaechi...
Celebrities / Re: Afro! Afro!! Afro!!! Posts Unclad PHOTO On Instagram.. 18+ by MrAboki: 4:15pm On Dec 31, 2013
Enigmatic icon: How come your picture is immediately under your post and not below the edit function?


Cos I embedded it, not attach!
Politics / Re: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by MrAboki: 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2013
Another dead move..


Tambruwal decamp PDP to go join APC because of the Promise of becoming President.. grin

Amaechi decamps PDP to go join APC because of the Chances of becoming Tambruwals running mate.. grin



Very funny stuff.. grin

its for reasons like this that I know that APC is not the party that will defeat the PDP.. grin



#SAIPDP

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by MrAboki: 4:09pm On Dec 31, 2013

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Politics / Re: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by MrAboki: 4:08pm On Dec 31, 2013
odua boy: So why should a yoruba man also vote for a southsouth man? if we are to go with your warped logic
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Very funny!!!


Well..

You all had 8 years.. In the 8 years sef, Obasanjo ordered an attack of genocidal proportion on the South-South town of Odi.. Yet!! Nobody kicked him out..

The North have always ruled Nigeria.. Over 35 years and yet they still dont want to wait for the buck to pass around to them..

Now that a SOuth-South man is there who frankly isnt worst than the former guys who have been there, now you want to unseat him after 4 years?! Hmmm.. I'm all for voting without ethinic bias, but this shii!t is just wrong..

I will give the SOuth-South their chance, give the East their chance, give the Middle-belt their chance before returning it to the North..

Tambruwal should park well..

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by MrAboki: 3:51pm On Dec 31, 2013
Nairaland Playboys Wardrobe.. grin


Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by MrAboki: 3:26pm On Dec 31, 2013
luxanne: Walahi, this thread is a disgrace to playboys lipsrsealed
grin grin

More like Gayboys..


Politics / Re: Jonathan's Projects In Rivers State,a Response To Amarchi's Lies And Propaganda by MrAboki: 3:25pm On Dec 31, 2013
phantom: came across this PIX of the PH airport...thought i should post it here...credits:skyscrapercity


Passed through that Airport last week friday.. I'm happy that the old 2 bedroom flat that we used to call Airport has been removed.. But this Airport is an Insult to Rivers State..

MMA 2 is way way better than this shii!t..

And P.S, Amaechi asked the FG to allow him build, operate and Transfer an Airport there and they refused.. Then hurriedly built this Warehouse that they call an Airport.. grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan's Projects In Rivers State,a Response To Amarchi's Lies And Propaganda by MrAboki: 3:22pm On Dec 31, 2013
Na wah o!!

Make una see Projects wey FG dey claim.. Streetlight, Transformer, tarring street road, building borehole, 6 classromm block with V.I.P toilets.. grin

Please, I love GEJ and support him, but this list makes a mockery of the Federal Government.. grin

Everybody in Rivers State knows that you cant compare NDDC quality of roads with Amaechis quality of roads.. NDDC roads in Port-Harcourt are abominable..

Im sorry, this thread should be closed and deleted as it does more harm than good to Jonathan..
Politics / Re: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by MrAboki: 3:13pm On Dec 31, 2013
So Tambruwal will be President and a Yoruba man will be Vice & Ndi Igbo And the South-South people will go and thumbprint for them.. grin




Very Funny!!!!

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by MrAboki: 2:56pm On Dec 31, 2013
konji is a Killer disease... grin


Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by MrAboki: 2:50pm On Dec 31, 2013
This is how most of the so-called players look when they see a fie girl.. grin


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Romance / Re: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by MrAboki: 2:45pm On Dec 31, 2013
The only way most of the guys on Nairaland would ever get laid is if they join Boko Haram and become Martyrs (Suicide Bombers) so they can get 72 Virgins in Heaven.. grin


Sadly, Allah does not like Mitches, so even if they do kill themselves, it would still be in vain.. grin

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Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by MrAboki: 11:06am On Dec 31, 2013
Celebrities / Re: Afro! Afro!! Afro!!! Posts Unclad PHOTO On Instagram.. 18+ by MrAboki: 11:04am On Dec 31, 2013
Her Brreast make sense sha...


And seriously, I will not think twice to bone this chick.. angry
Celebrities / Re: Afro! Afro!! Afro!!! Posts Unclad PHOTO On Instagram.. 18+ by MrAboki: 11:01am On Dec 31, 2013
How I would look at this picture in front of my parents..


Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Gunmen Kill 12 At Wedding Party.... DEAD HUMANS [PHOTO] by MrAboki: 10:46am On Dec 31, 2013
saintneo:
In other words, NE Nigeria should legalize firearms for protection just as it was done back in Texas and other cowboy regions.


[b]Firearms are legal in Nigeria, thats why the Igbos in the North all own Brand new Pump-actions..

The only illegal firearm in Nigeria are full-automatic weapons and concealable weapons. But you can drive up to a Police checkpoint with your pump-action in the backseat and all they would ask you for is a license. Except you jam "officer", that na different matter.
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by MrAboki: 10:38am On Dec 31, 2013
Only homos have all these restrictions... angry

Which one be I hate when a girl chews gum, washes her panties, eats too much, laughs too long, like seriously...





You guys sound like Mitches (Men-Bi!tch)



The only thing I hate is when a girl who has dined with me, had a romantic evening with me, kissed and smooched with me then stops and says: I cant do it with you on the first date.. LIKE WTF!!! angry WHats the difference between today and tomorrow.. If you can give it up tomorrow, you can give it up today, makes no difference except your coohie is bleeding... angry

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Politics / Re: Jigawa Senators Tarabu & Zareku Of PDP Attacked By Rally Crowds by MrAboki: 10:33am On Dec 31, 2013
HUH!!..



Sports / Re: Keshi Draws Vs Kano Pillars by MrAboki: 10:22am On Dec 31, 2013
No cause for Alarm..


Everything is under control. grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by MrAboki: 10:20am On Dec 31, 2013
sweetestguy: To troway my bb dat is givin me problem and get d samsung s4 grin


S4 in 2014?!


Is that progessing or retrogressing..

If February meet me without my Galaxy Note 3 + Gear, then na Galaxy Note 4 + Clutch I go wait for.. angry

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