₦airaland Forum

pDude: Where on earth is Onila

Crying in the bathroom, wondering if shes truly a virgin...

lucenzo: hermaphrodite

Ball boy.. #PunIntended

ckkris: Let them invest in Nigeria for a change. They've been getting billions of dollars without giving anything in return. That money is too small, considering their enormous petro-dollars. Ngozi is too much.

Really!

When the Groundnut Pyramids and Cotton farms, Yam pyramids, e.t.c were feeding this nation, where was your oil?!

switdil: End of the world I don't think so. When babies starts making emselves n mama n pap sidon for house dey look, na d begginning be dat I beg. Big sufferhead just start.

CFCfan: Where is Onila

Doing Pregnancy test..

koastar: _{Another immaculate conception}

Point of Correction

_{This one is EMMA-Culate conception... Not Immaculate}

Acidosis: Story teller

xykms101: In the 60s till early 90s, unemployment was not pronounced because the government then were proactively providing for graduates despite their looting autocratic power. But now things have changed.

...No 1 problem is the increase in population of Nigerians is one of the challenges facing the labour market which the government on its part failed to provide full employment to its citizenry.

...No 2 is the increasing in government spending's and inflation have prevented political and economic development in the country.

...Lastly the level of corruption in this country is unimaginable.

eagle,eye:
Good analysis, but the senate and House of Rep can also pass it into law that no one needs to state his or her date of birth when applying for a position in any company or parastatal. Doing so will mean running foul of the law.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Huh?

Keke Driver![/color]

bloggernaija: Ben akubueze is a formidable person(brains)
In fact, any lagosian would pray that this news is false.
These are the kind of proven performers I like to see in government.
If this guy ever gets close to government,expect anambra to give rivers a run for the money
But , will they be given a chance?
I do not know how much mileage the substance of the person can buy in the east

Abujafood: If everyone on earth behaves the way you do would the world be a better or worse place to live in?

xykms101: Those courses are hot cake in well organized countries.

...Besides we stil have engineers, accountants stil counting in the labour market, what do you have to say to this?

...I don't know where you're driving to when govt had taken the blame

fiscalcliff: Your father is a dumb Nigerian,throw your family lineage in too
Probably was reading 'How to sire a dumbo' when she had you ,you this waste of se~men
Per chance you didn't comprehend that he was to function in Nigeria in recruiting

xykms101: And what exactly are you insinuating?

...What do you want nigerian youths to do? ...they should stop thinking about going to school or what?

No one is to blame for this but our present government.

xykms101: Stop spewing rubbish dude, no matter how you prepared yourself for the future in nigeria and you stil have no ladder, believe me there's no how you will get to the top.

Or are you telling me that most of our jobless graduates also toyed with their future?

....Democracy is the biggest mistake nigerians ever condoned.

fiscalcliff: So many dumb bottoms on NL
We are now outsourcing our justice system to the US
Can't he provide us valuable info to equip our security men in the fight against terrorism
So much for sovereignty

d_boye: I disagree, it's d wife trying to rescue the husband, see the balls of d mouse in d mouth of d snake indicating his male.

chess guru: But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities!
The driving attitude here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ plane sick. My mum came 2 ph for the 1st time said ph driving reminded her of driving in lagos in 1990's.
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you!
Don't even let me start with the one way some foooools do along that dilapidated narrow rumuodara to rumuokoro road!
Or the bus drivers that don't feel that pedestrians deserve to be trekking since they will convert the side walk to their express road!
Then there is the double parking or the taxi drivers that feel they can "match" break in full motion @ any point of the road to collect passengers. The fact that every single spot in ph (except aba road) is a bustop doesn't help matters.
Or the mofos that can cut their engine in a narrow street, leave their car and go out to buy meat (saw that nonsense this morning on my way to church) while all other cars behind him need to maneuver around his car J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to get by.
The list is endless
Port-HI-court I hail!!!!
The most over hyped town in Nigeria

Obiagu1: @ Mr Aboki,

If you would address the deportation of Nigerians in the middle the night, exposing them to harm, that will be fine. If it's ok to you, then you are not far from evil.