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Iphones are shit, Samsung still the best. I see iPhone as a phone for normal users who just take pictures, make calls and chat. When you want a bit more than that like editing, modifying and overall phone performance, iPhone is no where. And another thing I hate about iPhone is cause its too cheap. Everybody uses it.
Some would not understand what I mean though

Funny me, with a glance I thought it was "Tinibu Stops Multichoice from increasing Tariffs".

FalseProphet1:
I see Nigerians abandoning access bank come 2023 because of their fraudulent N50 daily deductions. I see the bank shutting down.

This I have seen.

Nigga it ain't fraud, it's called stamp duty, for every credit transaction of N10,000 and above stamp duty is taken. All banks do this, Access is better cause it's been deducted daily, some banks do it weekly and then sometimes I get like N1050 for stamp duty, it ain't fraud.

Any body who invested money is a fool.
Ignorance is one major problem in this country. Bunch of Ignorant and unwise investors.

Woo, Bro, same shit happened to me, exactly like you've said it. Mine was with my Access card on a Zenith ATM. I got debited ten thousand (10,000), when I contacted my bank they did their investigation and told me Zenith Bank claimed they paid me that it wasn't a failed transaction. Nigga I was startled by this cause I saw the transaction declined and my card popped out with no Fucking paper, and this Fucking ass banks be playin' with me. I did let it go though. The system in this country is shit ass I tell ya.

Don't believe in the love stuff, but not having kids is no shit a problem, Nigerians care more about what people say than seeing things the logical way. An entire family can die in an accident and that is all, your so called name you want to continue will soon be forgotten whether you like it or not. Kids or no kids, don't give a Bleep. One can adopt or decide not to. Some people give birth to a soccer team and all of them can't find the back of the net, rather causing harm and mayhem to the world. I laugh and shake my head when I hear or see couples fighting or getting divorced over fertility issues. Dump Husband if he divorce her for that, Dump wife If she let go of him for that.

Truvelisback:
English language is our official language. Anyone who pass tru Primary, Secondary and higher instutition and is poor in it, has a problem. By the way, do ur teachers or Lecturers in School teach or lecture u in Yoruba language?

So if you can't speak English language that well but always come out first when it comes to science subjects and you are very good at science, you are uneducated abi? Do you know how many people who speak English Fluently but are dump ass, like blockhead, uneducated. Education is knowing and understanding and practicalizing a field, but the real Education is the knowledge and wisdom of life, which many people are lacking and unfortunately schools can't teach you that.

Truvelisback:
So, what is the essence of going to School if u can't express urself well? What is the evidence that u are a graduate or u are well educated?

How can u say this, It shows you are not educated, Do you know how many educated people in China who can't speak English. English is a language nigga, so cause I can't speak yoruba am not educated, is it?

Do you love me?

Went through same shit, quit my ass and jumped into the entrepreneur river, although it ain't easy but a nigga still swimming and getting past all this sharks and fishermen trying to eat me. Nigga just stay legit, your business will prosper. Ain't no religious nigga but am gonna say Amen.

All this for what ? For pussy? Lol

obonujoker:
Im a chosen. I can't be amongst them.

you never see something

Foolish Mother and Son. If you think that doing fraud and succeeding makes you smart or wise, sorry to tell you it's the opposite, you are stupid and foolish. 5 years it's okay for her

Male is more original a lot gonna argue though

Love doesn't exist, I might of done shit for pussy but for love. what the Bleep is love?

Honeymoon is going to be a 3some, nigga gat work to do

Married as Virgin, but after that no outside doings? Just asking though cause that is the main case. Well congratulations to them

Young niggas living this kind of life, if money is all your life is all about then you are useless. A man hustling for daily bread, you for the same reason kill him, you deserve death, kill every fuckin last one of dem. Pussy niggas

MadamVanessa:




2017 I experience it in Edo state, but how I was able to used my boobs and Hypnotized them is still a mystery. They were so useless when I deliberately exposed my nipples to them and instead of robbing me, they were stupidly and unconsciously looking at those magical boobs, till guys there round them up and bundled them . They were seriously dealt with..since that day I don't joke with my breast, because it saved from useless idiotic nonentities. The story even trended and was on nairaland front page.


Here is the link

Wow, those boobs of yours deserves a guiness world record. would like to see dem though?

We keep blaming our politicians, when we the youths are not showing any good example. Useless cult people

Nigerian robbers resemble their guns well well, all looking like victims of life imbalances and 8th hand products of fake chinco products of Nigeria.

Bleep dem Church,

When your time don reach na you go take your hand set your time from correct time to wrong time.

As a nigga, be mindful of the pussy you put your dick in

I don't know and I don't wanna know.

Enemyofpeace:
I troll people, especially mynd44, vickyrotex, fatymore, funkebabee, folake4u, ajepako, lalasticlala and bola146



Please I need someone to show me some love and infection to mend my broken earth

Ohh so touching, you want some infection, STD or Ebola

Talk to my other me, we have a conversation

Witches and Wizards
Pizza and Gizzard
Bitches and Niggas
can't do shit

The problem is your sister is broke.

Church is outdated, I see no reason y people go to church, although if you ask them, they will start preaching what they don't know. Ignorant Religious People, all of dem including their Pastor.

dawnomike:
You may not fully understand until you are married... Provided you are blessed with a lovely family and money is not ypur problem

One can have a family without marriage. Marriage is a thing programmed by society. It is irrelevant and a lot of person's are starting to see although most of them are seeing it from the aspect of sex.