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alll these demons in robe sef...

hdaveyork:
Ayenajeh also directed the third defendant, Bob-Praise, to shave his dreadlocks.

which kind yeye punishment is the above?!?!?

some women sha... no wonder so many men gladly cheat/beat/abuse them (with such yeye mindset)

as i always say:"DONT DATE/MARRY YEYE MAD PEOPLE; AND IF YOU FOOLISHLY DO, DONT TEMPT THE ANIMAL!"

what you see in these movies is ALL ACTING...nobody is fukcing for real, but seriously, if you cant trust her or the job she does then what are you doing with this "actress"?

just because YOU failed at it, does not mean others will...
to each their own misery!

do you love dogs? how often do you pet that dog? try to get close to the dog while your BF is around.

better yet, bring some better dog treats whenever you come to that place...then show it to the dog and only hand it over when it stop barking (and you pet him right after)....make the dog understand that no barking means a treat will be awarded....in no time that dog will love you more than the dude sef.

as for your claim to kill the dog bla bla bla, that would be an automatic dismissal in some dog lovers house.

Fez555:
2. Help her maintain a balanced diet.

have you ever been with a pregnant woman craving yeye food at 3am in the morning...and going bonkers if she doesnt get it?!
leave balance diet for AFTER THE CHILD IS BORN... if during the pregnancy she craves for junk food, let her have it and put her emotional demons at peace.

robosky02:
Men or women who marries who is available and not who they love?

There was a heated argument in my office where the men accused the ladies of dumping their love (men) who they probably have dated from campus and often marry older men who are ready on the go to marry them

On the other hand the ladies are accusing the men of dumpy them for high class ladies when they have suffered with them (men)
So ladfies and gentle men who is more guilty and what are the reasons
Let's talk about it

blame NIGERIAN SOCIETY/CULTURE for that...and the foolish desire to get married at any cost. marriage is a do or die issue in Nigeria and many unprepared donkeys are willing to marry anyone, just to pretend that they are HAPPILY MARRIED. marriage in Nigeria is synonymous with happiness, even if these people are miserable... coupled that with greed and thats why so many are willing to marry their grandpa/grandma's agemate

what type of Xray vision they have, to know that these containers are empty?

Drjones109:
Please, from the time immemorial till date, we only hear/see great miracles performed by our lord Jesus Christ.
So as people claims we have more than 1000gods and goddesses all over the world,now comes my question.
These other gods, can they heal, save, redeem, provide and protect their subject just like our LORD JESUS CHRIST?

when was the last time your god performed any "great miracle"? when was the last time your god healed/saved/redeemed/provided or protected anyone? are you so blinded by your religion that you fail to see the MILLIONS of innocent xtians dying everyday from hunger to illnesses to criminals etc?!

you people just read the yeye nonsense written in your holybook instead of opening your eyes and look around you. see the millions of people going to church everyday that are begging for help while their yeye pastor is driving a Rolls Royce and flying private jets!

Joannebassey:
Technology is a necessary evil for a parent, and as a parent in this digital age, I have a love-hate relationship with technology. Sure, it's convenient to buy things online, communicate with others, entertain yourself, and even work; it can also be a real pain in the neck.

Case in point: this morning, my toddler was screaming her lungs out because I didn’t let her watch Baby Shark, as I felt I needed to reduce her screen time and engage her some other way, like with her toys for learning, but this girl wasn’t having it. It can be quite easy for parents to be sucked into always engaging their little ones with these electronic gadgets, but it's important to find a balance and incorporate the way our parents who didn’t have these gadgets engaged us with them.

you made the mistake of allowing your child to be on these tablet playing all day long, while you should monitor and most importantly regulate their time on it. now that you've set your foot down, make sure you allow the child only a set time on it everyday and/or let it be a reward for when that child does other thing you expect them to do.
better late than never!

what fool in their right mind would believe the above yeye nonsense?! Michael Jackson's portfolio is worth $1Billion...and some yeye unknown Nigerian artist will claim the above nonsense (even if they had his own portfolio included). who will pay $1B for the portfolio of unknown artist or a company with no portfolio? BWAAAAH!!!!

i think they meant 1Billion NAIRA...

she said she is tired of the r/ship, so why dont you jejely remove yourself from this headache?

Karen2024:
I am so disappointed in myself.
So I decided to tell a guy who has been my crush that I want us to be friends but he outrightly rejected my proposal.
This guy is just irresistible but he's very immature. I am very much disappointed.

so because a guy rejects your proposal, he is automatically immature?!

WHAT A VERY SELFISH NARROW MINDED THING TO SAY.... just because your step dad was a demon doesnt mean every man out there will be. open your mind and realize that women will need to move on with their lives, whether you like it or not. just make sure you choose a woman that is wise enough not to bring a child abuser into her life.

extol1:
Baba calm down, you don't need to talk like that

this is my opinion, if you dont like it, just jejely walk away...

these holy demons are quick to claim they can supposedly raise the dead and heal the crippled, yet they cannot see that they are married to the biggest harlot in town, abi? his god need to biatch slap him for being a goddamn fool!

better be some "hakimi" plot to hide his wealth from his ex wife.

brotha YEYE pastor, holy vision don finish abi?!?!? so your god never showed you that you were married to a harlot?!?!?

who sent you to marry him?! is divorce against the law in your part of the forrest?

Drjones109:
I don’t pray for such to happen, but if it does, I will not let it affect the union. I will first ask him why he refused to tell me. He has to tell me a reason. When he does, we will discuss the welfare of the child and how I, as his wife, will take care of the baby as well.

before you decide that it will not affect your union, you must first listen to that person's excuse....and technically, if the has babya living mother, you shouldnt be taking care of someone else's child.

the most important issue is to ask your spouse WHY they thought it was better to lie to you.

yeah pretty normal for some to bleed a lot....

its called PHOTOSHOP fish!

HanisahZuwy:
Please, I need a man. A real man! Where am I likely to see one? I'm very serious about this please. I want to know how and wherever can see one. I need suggestions on places where one can see them.

for what exactly? gateman/driver/security?

may i ask....? so what happened to all the men you have met in the past? what was wrong with them? and most importantly, if all the men you ever met were "not real" then dont you think that the problem might be you and A) the type of men you attract or B) the environment were you hang to find these "real" men?

BTW if being real in your world has anything to do with MONEY (or receiving any kind of financial help from these "real" men), then

can someone summarize?

MarketDispatch:
Old men come to take young ladies in Nigeria, Old Women come to take young men in Nigeria.

these above one wey Nigerian men/women don chop finish... let them give themselves to old oyinbos na!

the Oxford dictionary definition of:" THE PROBLEM WITH NIGERIA IS NIGERIANS THEMSELVES!"

any person who want to stay with an abusive partner, deserves ANYTHING/EVERYTHING they get from that said partner.

Newton2024:
But it will never end well for men who sleep with them.

BWAAAAAAAH....so it will end well for these yeye husbands who want to stay married to these cheap good for nothing oloshoes (they call "wife" ). if a single man meet a sexy wife willing to give away her body cheaply, why do you think these single men should refuse to fukc that good for nothing olosho (especially if she is good looking)? these single men dont owe any loyalty to anyone but themselves. they have no duty towards these cheated husbands.

these married women cheat and have bastard babies for the EXACT SAME REASON why married men have bastard babies outside their marriage.

as they say...

all these fake plastic women with FAKE face, FAKE tittays and FAKE nyansh sef!

here is the same babe without all the FAKE NONSENSE...