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shymmex: I just have to put this out there that I'm not bittyend..

We're two different people..

I'm shymmex the brother to night - I'm so complex and unpredictable, even my mum had to give up on trying to understand me.

Please, stop calling me bittyend.

Na so we go dey catch una one by one .

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phreakabit: [img]http://1.bp..com/-XHevZuSfpxg/UE5XrtzDMrI/AAAAAAAACy0/q38uxVHi3ik/s1600/Joaquin-Phoenix-signs.gif[/img]

[size=18pt]Yaye! Shymmex Na you dey there?![/size]

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[size=15pt]So na Igbo man dey control Google now abi ?

ROFLMAO [/size]

ochukoccna: The amnesty programme does have to make sense
It was a scam to funnel money & blackmail the nation from day1
Yes the ND Delta people have been aggrieved by the Nigerian state but has the ND region be impacted by the amnesty programme, NO!
Have some crooks&criminals gotten richer, YES!
Is there now a more equitable distribution of resources, NO!


Have the reformed and retrained [at great expense] now gainfully employed, NO!
It isn't government's job to create jobs, ironical ain't it.


Is it me, or is it...
How come the ethnic group benefiting from the 'amnesty' is predominantly [if not exclusively] Ijaw?
Anyone smell a scam?


The North has learnt well from the Ijaws
Hold the nation to ransom by violence
Terrorize the nation to submission
Get the highest political post in the land

F00l ! who started the who problem of violence in Nigeria , The Ijaws or the North . I am against the way the amnesty programme is carried out but coming here to say the North has learned from the Ijaws is just silly . The ijaws are demanding resource control and they contribute to the Nation , The north on the other hand doesn't contribute a thing and yet they have this sick "born to rule" mentality , so comparing both of them is like comparing Apples and Oranges , 2 totally different situations and i am sure a person from the south south such as yourself should understand this more than anyone else (Or are you actually from a different tribe while pretending to be someone from the south south )

Antivirus92: What goes around comes around! Aku fechaa odaalu awo! It's now all coming back to igbo advantage. The presidency will follow suit.

https://i1267.photobucket.com/albums/jj557/baumanms/GIFs%20JPGs/BoratThumbsUp.jpg

So true!

[size=14pt]Great development .She's smart ! She learned from those who've monopolized NEPA/PHCN , NITEL , NNPC and Nigerian Ports Authorities ....I don't even have to go into details you know who you are . Time to kpop champagne .[/size]

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http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/good-times-for-ex-militants-in-2013/

Good times for ex-militants in 2013

Next year, the Federal Government plans to spend over N88 billion on the Amnesty Programme, N16 billion more than what it is spending this year, raising concern in some quaters, writes LEKE SALAUDEEN



BY the time this year ends, the Federal Government is expected to have spent about N72billion on its Amnesty Programme for repentant Niger Delta militants. This is more than what it spends to deliver basic education to children.

Next year, it plans to spend more on the programme, largely because of a third phase, just approved by President Goodluck Jonathan. Over N88 billion will be sunk into the programme next year. Of this, 30,000 ex-militants will take home N23.6 billion as stipends. Another N35.4 billion will go into the re-integration of transformed ex-warlords. N3.699 is earmarked for what is described as ‘presidential amnesty programme’.

Three years ago, attacks ranging from theft to bombings to kidnappings pummelled oil production to as low as 500,000 barrels on some days. So, the government began spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to maintain an uneasy calm in the oil-rich delta. Production is now back up to 2.6 million barrels daily of low-sulfur crude.

Another move government adopted to ‘buy’ peace in the region was to get the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) to begin paying ex-militant leaders such as Mujahhid Dokubo-Asari to protect oil pipelines. Dokubo-Asari gets $9 million a year to pay his 4,000 former foot soldiers to protect the pipelines they once attacked.

Gen. Ebikabowei “Boyloaf” Victor Ben and Gen. Ateke Tom get $3.8 million a year apiece to have their men guard pipelines. Government “Tompolo” Ekpmupolo maintains a $22.9 million-a-year contract to do the same.

But, oil theft appears to be on the rise again. Shell estimates that more than 150,000 barrels of oil are stolen daily.

Last month, President Goodluck Jonathan approved a third phase for the Amnesty Programme, a development which analysts say mean the country may commit millions of dollars to the programme next year.

The Special Adviser to the President on Research and Documentation, Oronto Douglas, believes there is no better option than continuing to ‘buy’ peace.

He said: “If it’s too huge, what are the alternatives?”

Through the programme, 26, 358 former Niger Delta militants have been trained in various vocational courses both at home and abroad.

The Jonathan administration claims that the amnesty proclamation is the sincerest , boldest and most profound effort by any government of Nigeria since 1960 to address the agitation for fairness, equity and development in the oil- rich Niger Delta. The successful management of the post-amnesty programme, said government, has ensured the return of peace, safety, security and sustainable development to the region.

But some analysts have disagreed with the government’s position. To them, the programme is selective and not in the interest of the majority of the people of the Niger Delta. They claim that the programme is only benefiting a few people. They believe part of the money could have been used in setting up industries to create jobs for the unemployed youths in the region and Nigeria at large.

The Co-ordinator, Ijaw Monitoring Group, Mr. Joseph Evah, said it has failed to address unemployment, under-development and bunkering.


A collosal waste


Former Minister of Petroleum Prof. tam David-West said “the (amnesty) programme is good but it is being executed wrongly.”

This is why little has been achieved, he said.

“ The government is busy throwing money all over the place as if that would make it work. You don’t buy peace with money. All the government needs to do is to talk to the militants at the level they understand. If you induced them with money, you are creating problem. Some of the militants told me government has stopped giving them money as they used to do. Government spoiled them with money and created more problems among the youth in the Niger Delta. Imagine Asari Dokubo collecting $9 million annually in the name of protecting the oil pipelines. A university professor earns N5 million annually.

[quote author=I-YuckMouf-I]Yup it is the same igbos.

Lmao...

Malt Liquor and Kool Aid....LmL

You Yorubas must have it tough putting up with them cause that Joke was Vicious!

Let me go in the kitchen and grab me a bottle of hennessy and malt liquor and then go Igbo Huntin in a tribal Room.

Soon as these pills kick in you niqqahs bout to get it......

Hook Bulbous Nosed Lookin Mouthafoukas ...

Let me get my Malt Liquor Right Quick...Ill be Back! Ya hook Nosed Poverty Riddden, Slum Dwelling Bastards. [/quote]https://i.minus.com/iKFJZUmvwgN04.gif

This is a good move . The Northern herdsmen finally have a place to settle .

Give me a YO , Give me a RU , give me a BA

Typical black american ...NEXT!

EyesWideOpen: Hmmm, na so ur LIE take reach? Which Kano do you mean here? Oh Gawd! Una no go kill me wit laf. E truly badu belle for una. Lolzzz
Except if maybe you meant the flood of last year which to my knowledge had been well taken care of (but how wud you know, wen you're dumb enof to rely on a media outlet that only reports sensational news like '10000 displaced by flood in Kano' for info)
GOOD THINGS are happenin in Kano.

Some links for you to read :

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/flooding-leaves-10-000-homeless-in-kano/124900/

Flood waters have rendered over 10,000 persons homeless in Warawa Local Government Area of Kano State.

The flooding, which occurred on Wednesday night, also washed away several animals and destroyed farmland worth millions of Naira.

The Information Officer of the local government, Alhaji Baba Da’u confirmed the development to reporters in Kano on Thursday.

He said the flooding followed an over flow from the Kano River which passes through Wudil Local Government Area up to Hadeja Local Government in Jigawa State.

According to him the villages affected are Gishiri Wuya, Katarkawa, Wanbanto, Larabar-Gadon Sarki and Garin Dau.

The information officer said the victims were now taking refuge in Limamawa, Larabar Sarki Primary School and the offices of the Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development in Warawa Local Government.

He said the secretary of the state Emergency Relief and Rehabilitation Agency, Alhaji Abubakar Jibrin had since paid a sympathy visit to the victims.

"The secretary has assured the victims that the state government would come to their aid," he added.

http://www.galaxytvonline.com/news/main-news/kano-state-mtn-donate-relief-materials-to-displaced-flood-victims

Kano State: MTN Donate Relief Materials To Displaced Flood Victims

Posted: Thu, 27th Sep 2012 by Emmanuel Udeagha

Kano State Government received various form of relief materials worth millions of naira from MTN Communication Company to assist the flood victims of Warawa Local Government Area of the State.

The materials which include 500 mattresses, 500 Bed sheets and Pillow each, 200 Tower cooking pots and 200 Kerosene stove, Galaxy News learnt.

The flood which affected many villages in the Local Government of Kano include Gishiri wuya, Sabon Gari Ladi, Laraban Zango and many other villages.

Receiving the materials from the regional manager of the company, Alhaji Aliyu Musa who delivered the items to the Kano State Governor, Rabi’u Musa Kwankwaso at the Government House on Wednesday.

In his remark, The Governor thank the company for the gesture and assured them a judicious use of the material to cushion the hardship and urged the worthily individuals and cooperate organisation to follow suit.

In his remark Aliyu said that they presented the materials to complement the effort of the State Government to improve the well being of the citizenry in the state and Nigeria as a whole.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/timeline-of-recent-flood-incidents-in-nigeria/

* Floods in Kano State which swept through nine local governments on August 28, 2012, claimed 15 lives. Those local governments are Bagwai, Bebeji, Gabasawa, Garun Malam, Karaye, Nassarawa and Sumaila.

*Over 1500 residents in Kano state fled their homes when it was submerged by flood when Tiga Dam overflowed its bank on the 15th of September 2012.

http://sardaunamagazine.com/index.php/component/k2/item/925-kano-pledges-immediate-relief-for-flood-victims

Kano State government has pledged to provide immediate relief materials to alleviate the sufferings of victims of flood disasters across the state.

The Secretary to the State Government (SSG), Dr. Rabi’u Bichi, gave this assurance when he paid a sympathy visit to the District Head of Bichi, Idris Bayero, and the entire people of the area over the unfortunate incidence.

Dr. Bichi expressed government’s concern over the incidence caused by heavy downpour affecting many residences, households, farmlands and personal belongings.

The SSG directed Bichi Local Government to set up a committee to ascertain the extent of damage and those affected for government’s prompt attention.

On his part, the District Head of Bichi and Barden Kano, Alhaji Idris Baayero, commended the state government for its prompt response to the plight of the people, especially those affected by the havoc.

He, however, appealed to his subjects to ensure that whatever relief materials provided by the government are judiciously distributed to the victims, adding that they should fear Allah in their submission to the committee.

Earlier, the Interim Management Officer of Bichi Local Government, Alhaji Abdul-Aziz Aliyu Kachako, said the flood had wreaked havoc in many houses and destroyed property worth millions of Naira in the area.

In their separate remarks, some of the victims expressed gratitude to the Kwankwaso Administration for the assistance extended to them since the disaster struck in early August this year.

[size=15pt]There you have it . You can't deny the fact that using 1.7billion for rams instead of tending to the needs of HUMANS is just irresponsible .

In some certain tribe / Religion : Animals > Humans and its just sad ![/size]

I just saw an article on thisday that states that 10,000 residents of Kano state lost their homes to the flood . Now think of how many temporary houses / camps this 1.7billion could have been used for , medicine , food for those who lost their homes etc . but oh well i guess in the mind of an average northerner a ram comes before a man. I'm lost on this one .

I made this post earlier on and the myopic moderators hid the post . People abeg what is wrong with this post ? and is it now wrong to tell the truth ? ? ?

[size=15pt]First Taoreed Oladapo Ogboye who carried out 178 burglaries in Luton https://www.nairaland.com/1060512/nigerian-behind-178-criminal-offences, Then Dr Alabi Gbadebo who tried to scam a computer store in Ireland https://www.nairaland.com/1059268/nigerian-doctor-sentenced-fraud-misconduct , Now Adeola Thomas . These people just keep tarnishing the image of Nigeria . 4 Nigerians have committed financial crimes in the UK under 1 week. SHOCKING[/size]

[size=15pt]The Parasites in Nigeria go dey fear now . You know yourselves [/size]

BankoleNco: Hmm, see knowledge. I am convinced you are a mathematical genius.

Thank you baba

Gbawe: Even as it is obvious this thread is borne of insincerity, it still exposes a serious and worrying topic. I think perversion is growing because of very easy access to pornographic materials through the net and cheap chinese DVD's. It is not even a Nigerian problem alone as I see other West African nation battling this problem too.

In a West African Nation I visited, there was a case where rape immediately increased significantly , in a rural area, after an 'entrepreneur of dubious morals began showing porn in his own converted cinema!!!! These problems will increase because of how Africans are - too often displayed on this forum. Alas, we cannot even confront a very serious issues with sincerity because everyone is busy engaging in childish antics designed to taunt others.

Here is another case of Molestation / r.ape in the South West . So don't accuse me of being Insincere ! Clearly the has been a decline in the Moral and Family values in the Southwest and that has led to this trend of molestation / s3x abuse

[quote author=alex_101]Ogun: Two brothers arrested for raping 19-year-old

Thursday, September 27, 2012




…As man, 34, is caught with human abdomen


From MOSHOOD ADEBAYO, Abeokuta


Two suspected rapist brothers, Adebayo Tosin, 25, and Adebayo Opeyemi, 19, have been arrested by the police in Ogun State.


The arrest followed the alleged gang-raping of a girl, 19, while hawking palm oil along the Secretariat Road in Imeko.


Narrating how the palm oil hawker was raped, the state Commissioner of Police, Mr. Okoye Ikemefuna, said she was stopped by one of the suspects under the pretext of wanting to patronise her.


"It was in the process of negotiation that the boy forcefully dragged me into a place where other boys numbering five joined him and tore my underwear and illegally had carnal knowledge of me,'' the commissioner quoted the rape victim as having said.


The police commissioner further stated: "On receipt of the information, detectives from the Imeko Division immediately raced to the home of the suspects and arrested two of them while other gang members escaped.”


Ikemefuna, who said efforts were on to arrest the fleeing gang members, advised the public to be more security conscious and ready at all times to collaborate with the police to make sure "we sustain the existing sound security networking in the state."


In a related development, a suspected ritualist in Ago-Iwoye, Ijebu North Local Government Area of Ogun State is now with the police after he was caught with human abdomen and other vital parts.

Jimoh Olorunwa was caught after he allegedly excavated a grave and dismembered an unknown corpse buried in the Christian cemetery in the town.


Addressing a press conference yesterday, Ikemefuna said nemesis caught up with Olorunwa following a formal complaint lodged with the police in the town by chairman of the Christian Committee.


When he reported to the police, the Christian Committee chairman had told the police that when he visited the cemetery on a routine check, he discovered that some graves had been broken into and he suspected foul play by some ritualists.


According to the police boss: "On receipt of the information, surveillance was mounted within the cemetery area and this led to the arrest of one of the ritualists at the cemetery with human flesh (abdomen).”


He added that the suspect confessed to the crime and mentioned one Abore, of Odosinusi area of the town, who was currently at large, as an accomplice.


Olorunwa said: "I regret my action and I was pushed by the devil and the harsh economic situation in the state and in the country. I lost my job as a carpenter many months ago and I was lured into the business by a friend who is now on the run.”


Ikemefuna said efforts were on by his command to arrest the fleeing suspects, while assuring residents of the state that security would be beefed up at most cemeteries.

http://odili.net/news/source/2012/sep/27/511.html[/quote]

These people just keep tarnishing the image of Nigeria abroad . [size=2pt][/size]

what is happening

Callotti: Na wah for Nigerian men o!
Women are truly endangered in Nigeria!
R-ape and molestation everywhere!!!

Unfortunately this seems to be the new trend in south western Nigeria . Lord save their women

Maxymilliano: Boko Haram just lost a rare gem.

so true

Elueme: When will your likes develop brains?what's the relatioinship between Christianity and Judaism ? And can't you fathom that they are deporting Muslim Africans or Sudan and others mean Nigeria and south Africa .. Grow up bro

I'm surprised you took the time out to reply that ape who goes by the username Rossikk

Here is his full name :

Taoreed Oladapo Ogboye
http://www.thelawpages.com/court-hearings-lists/crown-court-lists-results.php

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I'm sure that isn't enough proof for these Yoruba Apes . This Ogboye APE is one of your brothers , deal with it . The Average brit look down on Nigerians because of these APES who unfortunately make up about 80% of Nigerians in the UK.

[quote author=tpia@]ok then.




do you see how d.aft you sound?

look at the man's photo- you dont see any resemblance between yourself and him? abi no be your village features be that.

and yorubas are telling you ogboye doesnt seem like a yoruba name, and you still want to argue?

bring proof, not sentiment.




google did not say you should be giving them a bad reputation, dear.[/quote]WTF Is this an argument about his facial structure or his name and ethnicity ? How old are you ? Come on ! You can come up with a better defense tactic than that . Geez !!! I've been arguing with a nincompoop all along and i didn't realize .

and yorubas are telling you ogboye doesnt seem like a yoruba name, and you still want to argue?

Ogboye might not SEEM like a yoruba name BUT it IS ACTUALLY a yoruba name and that's what MATTERS . Once again Its not about "what seems to be" rather its about "what actually is" . Besides why should i believe the words of a bunch of snakes when i can enquire DIRECTLY from my lovely friend GOOGLE


P:s: That APE doesn't look like me in ANYWAY . HE looks more like Obasanjo ...correct me if i am wrong but that's another one of your "brothers" right ?