₦airaland Forum

lavylilly:
smh

Margy:
You are obviously a cassanova!!... come come has Any one slapped stars out of your eyes before!

Margy:
My friend go and sleep!

At 11:59pm you are typing this long note..disturbing the peace of nairalanders with your coock and bull story!

Go and sleep, she's not cheating..you are either drunk or sleepy

Margy:
My friend go and sleep!

At 11:59pm you are typing this long note..disturbing the peace of nairalanders with your coock and bull story!

Go and sleep, she's not cheating..you are either drunk or sleepy

Ebonygirl1:
With the aid of enough Viagra and help from fertility clinics. At 50 sef some of you can't get erections on your own without some form of aid. Y'all should stop fooling yourselves

Besides, no one is talking about their ability to have sex here. Its the fact that everyone gets old that is being referred too.

JayCynic:
I need some advice from the pros in the section, I'm a reserved guy(not shy though) and I've been having difficulty trying to move to girls, startup convos on the go. It's always very difficult especially in Akwa Ibom State where Uyo girls are always carrying up their noses in the air and acting irritated for no reason. I've had cases where I grew the balls and said "Hi excuse me, can I talk for a second?" And they just walk past, it's crazy. I hate SM relationships as they are phony and fake. I'd really appreciate y'all advices even from the ladies (if any) and share your own methods and experiences

..juss say..
***hi shoty.., I roll wit big boy Mr CORK every time am in Pekam London***....
...bro, say that &.truss me....u gettin free punnnnny!!((real talk))

JayCynic:
I need some advice from the pros in the section, I'm a reserved guy(not shy though) and I've been having difficulty trying to move to girls, startup convos on the go. It's always very difficult especially in Akwa Ibom State where Uyo girls are always carrying up their noses in the air and acting irritated for no reason. I've had cases where I grew the balls and said "Hi excuse me, can I talk for a second?" And they just walk past, it's crazy. I hate SM relationships as they are phony and fake. I'd really appreciate y'all advices even from the ladies (if any) and share your own methods and experiences

MVPtesley:
a legend is bowing out... a lot of monikers has come and gone and a lot of them graced the front pages of this stingy platform called nairaland. this forum is basically meant for bloggers looking for traffic and jobless swindlers...

someone will come here and crack brain... type and type and type, only to be banned by one jobless mod that probably gets a dime monthly.

if the op has bigger fish to fry, it's better than giving these guys contents for free.

nlPoster:
When someone tells you "stay off my mentions", why do you consider that impossible for you to do?

Ladycewhy:
It has become a growing concern to me that there has been an increasing number of catfishing accounts on nairaland. While the purpose of these guys posing as women can be for trolling however it could even be used for scamming. Many thirsty guys have been victims of such accounts but upon realizing they were scammed by their fellow guys they live their wounds in secret as they also blame themselves for being thirsty.

This is a warning, be aware ,that account with a "f" might just be a guy on the other end.

iLegendd:
Father in Heaven, we thank you for a time like this and for the life you've given us.

I bring everyone on this forum into your hands. Guide and protect each and everyone here.

Show your mercies and heal those who are going through emotional traumas. To those looking for financial freedom or any breakthrough, may you also show them the way.

To those who will be on Nairaland in 2020, protect them and to those who may not be around, also protect them.

As we go through this journey called life, never give us what we can't handle. Let our frustrations and depressions turn to success.

As you implant smiles on our faces, let the smiles flow through the nation.

Thank you Lord, for I believe you've answered our prayers through Jesus Christ. Amen!

The end of an era and the beginning of greatness has just begun for you, me, and everyone. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

Goodbye.

Lightangel65:
Why do you like light skin

holyacid:
The small girl expose her nude recently on Facebook when she was having fun with a guy

Nude how?
Bro..Is this wot they call nude pictures in yor village sir?..
..listen.. the next time u deceive us an post ragamokorick dolopaick rubbish picture here...U get automatic 25 year ban plus fine!!!( No oofeense)

holyacid:
The small girl expose her nude recently on Facebook when she was having fun with a guy

Casemiro:
long story short, she confined in me that her big bum is giving her problems and she doesn't want it again.


I thought it a joke but she was serious.


This is someone that used to be slim and always prayed to gather front and back.


Her reason is that her clothes she likes a lot doesn't fit her again.


However, her main reason is that a guy wants to settle down with her but likes a lady with flat bum bum
!
just wondering, is there a way this is possible?

Lamanii22:
I'm new... Even at that... He shouldn't show off. . calling pecan like it's heaven... It seem rather cocky..

Lamanii22:
I'm new... Even at that... He shouldn't show off. . calling pecan like it's heaven... It seem rather cocky..

trustyshoess:
Lol after nearly a year away from this toxic website, I come back just to have a look and I'm swiftly reminded of why i left in the first place. It seems like the most vile people in Nigeria congregate here. Either that or the seemingly good ones come here to be free and anonymous in spewing the toxicity that is deep inside.
Either way, I'm off...again. tueh

Momcherry:
Ewo!! Is it Beecham that he's been pronouncing bishan?
God free Your people!
And someone will just read that on first page and start jumping from one pharmacy to the other looking for 'bishan ampiclox'
Choi!

EmmyOD:
True Love Never Dies. See A Throw Back Pic Of A Nairalander Who Is Wedding Today

This is a fellow nairalander and my classmate [STC Nsukka Old boys Association, 2010 set] , Igwe Chidiebere from Aku in Igbo Etiti LGA of Nsukka Senatorial district in Enugu State and his long time girl friend, Chinenye finally sealing their love deal today.

Despite her beauty and strong political affiliation in the state [She is a former SUG Vice President and currently, PDP women leader, students wing in Enugu State] This girl remained faithful to our guy throughout his days of little beginning till now that the guy finally come dey alright...lol
May God bless all Nairalanders with faithful life partners.

We the STOBA 2010 set are already on our way to 82 Division, Nigerian Army Base, Enugu to witness this great event.

Update soon !!!

EmmyOD:
True Love Never Dies. See A Throw Back Pic Of A Nairalander Who Is Wedding Today

This is a fellow nairalander and my classmate [STC Nsukka Old boys Association, 2010 set] , Igwe Chidiebere from Aku in Igbo Etiti LGA of Nsukka Senatorial district in Enugu State and his long time girl friend, Chinenye finally sealing their love deal today.

Despite her beauty and strong political affiliation in the state [She is a former SUG Vice President and currently, PDP women leader, students wing in Enugu State] This girl remained faithful to our guy throughout his days of little beginning till now that the guy finally come dey alright...lol
May God bless all Nairalanders with faithful life partners.

We the STOBA 2010 set are already on our way to 82 Division, Nigerian Army Base, Enugu to witness this great event.

Update soon !!!

trustyshoess:
Lol after nearly a year away from this toxic website, I come back just to have a look and I'm swiftly reminded of why i left in the first place. It seems like the most vile people in Nigeria congregate here. Either that or the seemingly good ones come here to be free and anonymous in spewing the toxicity that is deep inside.
Either way, I'm off...again. tueh

2SWT:
can you just f*cking leave me alone?

TheOdd1sOut:

Who dig this lady oil well now

Eglobalma:
I was molested at 14 by a girl who was older than me and that led me to also molest our house help while she was asleep. I think she cursed me as I cannot control my urges anymore, I cant have normal sexx except the girl is unconscious. For everytime I see an asss or a big breast all I want to do is say hi, get her to my house, drug her....molest her sexually and then make her leave. The next day I want to do same again, like forever. Its all I want, I have only done it a few times. Please help, I think I'm cursed

U rapissst peterfile....U should be hunted!!!(real talk)

Eglobalma:
I was molested at 14 by a girl who was older than me and that led me to also molest our house help while she was asleep. I think she cursed me as I cannot control my urges anymore, I cant have normal sexx except the girl is unconscious. For everytime I see an asss or a big breast all I want to do is say hi, get her to my house, drug her....molest her sexually and then make her leave. The next day I want to do same again, like forever. Its all I want, I have only done it a few times. Please help, I think I'm cursed

sedutrice:
I am dark skin. So where is my £30,000? I dont need the rickety range rover.

blesskewe:
Lol see ode Kevin heart is more sensible than u

blesskewe:
Lol see ode Kevin heart is more sensible than u

blesskewe:
Y would I want a short rat like you?