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Dimples182:
If you had to choose between doggy and bj which would you pick?

Youngadvocate:
Every day, except on Sundays, the energetic Mrs. Chinelo Ogbonna comes to work at Mechanic Village, dons her work wear and sets out many types and sizes of vehicle tyres one atop the other in front of her husband’s vulcanizing workshop. She rushes at stopping vehicles, wheel spanner in one hand, ever ready to begin the loosening of a deflated tyre for repair. Her husband, a wiry fair youth, does not stand akimbo watching in front of his number 40, New Parts Section shop. He does not assume the pride of a man whose wife is at work with him. No, Mr. Ifeanyi Ogbonna is busy already working on a flat tyre, determined to patch it by fire, not with a cold sealant. He makes as if it is a common virtue in women, to behave like his wife. Don’t be fooled. He knows he has a unique wife, and he asks me to soften my wonder at this rare form of feminism, and to make-belief she were an ordinary apprentice, else it will get into her gait and slow the turn of work!

But not me. I step out of my SUV, looking to quietly observe the whole drama, scratching my eyebrows in measured curiosity. I buy a fairly-used tyre and sit like other clients to await my turn for service, if only to catch this out-of-the-box situation.

A big tyre rolls at her command of hand. She stops it beside the press. And I think the man of the shop will take over to excavate the wheel from the tyre. My eyes almost bulge to see her sit the large ring on the tyre flange and jump upon the big handle of the press to free the wheel. I want to remonstrate by reflex. But something stops me. It is her deftness, like one just tearing apart a paper. She does not care that men are watching. The reflexive but pretentious effeminacy that shows up in some ladies whenever they are in the presence of men, knows no place in her life.
It is not that she is not well-endowed as to mesmerize the world if she wants. But she has packaged all the voluptuousness of her body into that work wear.

The matter at hand is money. The money to feed her family of a hardworking husband and four children must be fought for. Yes, she has four children and she is still in the side of youth. But here she is, vulcanizing, for the good of the society.

Her way of life is a decision she made herself. She is not forced by her husband. There are moments of disagreements between the two. But the quickness with which they settle their differences is beyond public comprehension.

I go on in my mind about the standing values we peddle around and which of them affects us negatively or positively, until she calls my attention to tell me she is through…
I reveal to them that they are news. I educate them how this is so. They consent to a public view such as this you see. It may bring more clients, who knows. Welcome, again, to Nigeria….

(c) Jeff Unaegbu, May 3, 2017.

NB: This is a true story. The address and all names are real. Patronize them if you are in Nsukka.

http://igbobia.com/?q=touching-meet-female-vulcanizer-who-works-with-her-husband-in-nsukka.html

Youngadvocate:
Every day, except on Sundays, the energetic Mrs. Chinelo Ogbonna comes to work at Mechanic Village, dons her work wear and sets out many types and sizes of vehicle tyres one atop the other in front of her husband’s vulcanizing workshop. She rushes at stopping vehicles, wheel spanner in one hand, ever ready to begin the loosening of a deflated tyre for repair. Her husband, a wiry fair youth, does not stand akimbo watching in front of his number 40, New Parts Section shop. He does not assume the pride of a man whose wife is at work with him. No, Mr. Ifeanyi Ogbonna is busy already working on a flat tyre, determined to patch it by fire, not with a cold sealant. He makes as if it is a common virtue in women, to behave like his wife. Don’t be fooled. He knows he has a unique wife, and he asks me to soften my wonder at this rare form of feminism, and to make-belief she were an ordinary apprentice, else it will get into her gait and slow the turn of work!

But not me. I step out of my SUV, looking to quietly observe the whole drama, scratching my eyebrows in measured curiosity. I buy a fairly-used tyre and sit like other clients to await my turn for service, if only to catch this out-of-the-box situation.

A big tyre rolls at her command of hand. She stops it beside the press. And I think the man of the shop will take over to excavate the wheel from the tyre. My eyes almost bulge to see her sit the large ring on the tyre flange and jump upon the big handle of the press to free the wheel. I want to remonstrate by reflex. But something stops me. It is her deftness, like one just tearing apart a paper. She does not care that men are watching. The reflexive but pretentious effeminacy that shows up in some ladies whenever they are in the presence of men, knows no place in her life.
It is not that she is not well-endowed as to mesmerize the world if she wants. But she has packaged all the voluptuousness of her body into that work wear.

The matter at hand is money. The money to feed her family of a hardworking husband and four children must be fought for. Yes, she has four children and she is still in the side of youth. But here she is, vulcanizing, for the good of the society.

Her way of life is a decision she made herself. She is not forced by her husband. There are moments of disagreements between the two. But the quickness with which they settle their differences is beyond public comprehension.

I go on in my mind about the standing values we peddle around and which of them affects us negatively or positively, until she calls my attention to tell me she is through…
I reveal to them that they are news. I educate them how this is so. They consent to a public view such as this you see. It may bring more clients, who knows. Welcome, again, to Nigeria….

(c) Jeff Unaegbu, May 3, 2017.

NB: This is a true story. The address and all names are real. Patronize them if you are in Nsukka.

http://igbobia.com/?q=touching-meet-female-vulcanizer-who-works-with-her-husband-in-nsukka.html

Dimples182:
I hate doggy because the pressure of the dick makes me fart

TrapQueen77:
#TeamV


NEVER BEEN KISSED, NEVER BEEN TOUCHED

Dimples182:
I hate doggy because the pressure of the dick makes me fart

Dimples182:
Mrcork you're still here

You're part of the decoration here on nl

Tripdarlinq:
who is this?

dre11:
http://punchng.com/ui-law-student-jumps-to-her-death/

halimattt:
Did u enter inside d tarmac? because it happened inside d tarmac.

Kelly2713:
nlanders pls rate this baby for me, i want to marry her

Quinn22:
Isn't this dress sexy?

Tripdarlinq:
Boyfriend: "I'm never calling this girl again"

secs later

Peni$ be like?

Boys deceiving themselves

Tripdarlinq:
Boyfriend: "I'm never calling this girl again"

secs later

Peni$ be like?

Boys deceiving themselves

Tripdarlinq:
Boyfriend: "I'm never calling this girl again"

secs later

Peni$ be like?

Boys deceiving themselves

Afonjashapmouth:
What do you mean?? Restless at night?

AggressiveFucker:
shuooooh bros u get off my back na

this one don dey pass play o

thunder go fire u just now u go see am

AggressiveFucker:
bros!

Oyind17:
...

solasolasola:
There has been a large number of threads recognizing the most beautiful girls on Nairaland but there is little or no thread on the most intelligent(Little or no... reminds me of research purpose of projects in university - it is a format that can be used for a variety of research topics). The sum of my Nairaland posts and topics is not up to 400 so I can only give you two names in the list of the most intelligent that I have come across. You can add yours to the list. Let's go:

(1) Zarzar
(2) kimbra

Epositive:
good morning

AggressiveFucker:
lmfao

shuooooh see me see wahala o

bros why u dy let am pain you nah?

I aiint looking for any woman o

zaragal:
Almst did bt lekki is far for, hw was the interview, wat position are you aspiring for?
wat re dey into?
anything about pay?

AggressiveFucker:
ifa says dis one wey u dy vex so, e be like say u be real ifa priest and if i no stop dis yeye joke now u go strike me with thunder

Oyind17:
A program was held in my Church yesterday for only men. The Pastor that preached said " THE BEST HUSBAND IS A WOMAN WRAPPER" And that all the men should love their wives to the extend people call them woman wrapper.

Do you agree with this Pastor?

AggressiveFucker:
Believe it or not i just came back from a moutain in the deepest part of ibadan...........and i spent 3days dere talking to ifa non-stop.........

Now ifa has given me the for-telling gift

comment ask me any question about urself or comment one word and i shall tell you one thing about urself and if i'm wrong then i shall give you...................

AggressiveFucker:
Believe it or not i just came back from a moutain in the deepest part of ibadan...........and i spent 3days dere talking to ifa non-stop.........

Now ifa has given me the for-telling gift

comment ask me any question about urself or comment one word and i shall tell you one thing about urself and if i'm wrong then i shall give you...................

Kelly2713:
nlanders pls rate this baby for me, i want to marry her