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Oyind17:
Go let her teach you how to kiss

SecondEva:
Happy birthday to a Gentleman per excellence,
A brutal slayer
Tormentor of assholes, asslickers, pretenders and fake empty headed trolls.
A near genius with high superior intelligence,
Ladies man
My confidant,
Best friend of all
Son of the most high God!!

I celebrate you today as you turn a year older, keep shining dear, I wish you all the good things of life.

Happy birthday Lezz

Oyind17:
Mtcheeeew

Stellamariss:
Hello guys,today I went to my boyfriend's house after a little talking we started kissing and I later slept off when I woke up my lips was so big .I was crying and he was saying sorry that it is not intentional .

redbeans:
Why are female genitals like breast, toto, vagina and pussy not censored but ordinary p.enis changes to joystick

infantlion:
Hello fellow Nairanders,

Once upon a time in 2016, I fell in love with a beautiful damsel who happened to be a virgin. We became very intimate and had great sex.After sex, she always thanked me for making her feel so extraordinary.As at that time, I was madly in love with her.

We got engaged in December 2016 in a grant style due to the fact that am working as a graduate engineer in a multinational firm.

I sincerely had the intention of taking her to the altar until early February, my friend alerted me that he saw my girl in a club with four(4) young men...I got worried and quickly called, her phone rang, no response.I gave her 458 missed calls until later in the evening, she answered"Nkem, am so sorry, I was sleeping while your calls came through"

I wept and called my friend to confirm if his is very sure of what he told me...He insisted.I kept wondering, how could an engaged woman flirt around with guys? I was shocked because I got 95% of what women need-money, good sex,good looking, good job e.t.c

In a nutshell, I invited her to my place and interrogated her and she admitted that she went to club with those guys but nothing happened.No woman would truly agree that she "spreaded" her legs for another man.

My feelings for her crashed to 0%..She pleaded for 30 days until she involved my pastor.My pastor told me to embrace forgiveness which I did...We started all over again and she promised to be faithful, loyal and honest at all times..

A month later she took in.The badnews came as a shock to me because I never cum inside her whenever we had sex...I quickly rushed to see my family doctor.He told me there is 100% chances of any woman to get pregnant with the method I adopted.

Due to the fact that my feelings for her is still at 0%, I begged her for an abortion and she replied"over my dead body"..Her family called me and I told them I am not ready and they threatened to arrest me...They sent her to my house last week with her protruded stomach without my consent...It was very late and I had no choice than to let her in.

Luck ran out of her this morning when she got a call from one Pastor Mike...I was curious to know if it is "hygienic" for a pastor to call a beautiful damsel in the early hours of the day...I questioned her and she told me the guy is a genuine pastor...
Me:pastor of which church?
She:Catholic Church
Do catholic church ordain pastors?

I called the so-called Pastor Mike and he said, he is not a pastor.

I have contacted my family and friends, but am not yet comfortable with their counsel.

One good thing about Nairanders is that from the bad, the good and the ugly comments, a wise OP should be able to get something out of nothing.

Long live Nairanders!!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

SecondEva:
Happy birthday to a Gentleman per excellence,
A brutal slayer
Tormentor of assholes, asslickers, pretenders and fake empty headed trolls.
A near genius with high superior intelligence,
Ladies man
My confidant,
Best friend of all
Son of the most high God!!

I celebrate you today as you turn a year older, keep shining dear, I wish you all the good things of life.

Happy birthday Lezz

Fabulocity:
Can I whip you?

BossKratos:
DRESSED FOR DEATH! The shocking report of the women and children victims as well as the barbaric tactics the terrorist group uses to recruit female suicide bombers!

P.S;

(some names have been changed to protect identities and families)


By Ruth Maclean in maiduguri:


When Boko Haram fighters kidnapped 17-year-old Nadia and brought her back to their camp, their commander noticed her straight away. She was squatting with dozens of other abducted women in front of him, listening to him lecture.

When, a few minutes later, the commander ordered his men to take Nadia to his house, she asked: “Why only me?” But she went with the men and waited.

The commander, whose name she never learned, “was dirty, ugly, dark-skinned, and had a beard. He had a lot of hair on his head like a madman,” Nadia remembered. He looked mean. And he wanted her as a second wife.

Three months later, Nadia woke up one morning to find her body strapped with explosives. She had been drugged the night before. The commander’s men pushed her onto a motorbike, and dropped her and two others near Gamboro, a town in Borno, the Nigerian state worst hit by the Boko Haram insurgency.

The mission they had been given: to blow themselves up in as big a crowd as they could find.


Boko Haram, the terrorist group best known for the kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls from the village of Chibok in the middle of the night three years ago, has been under heavy attack from the Nigerian military in recent months.

But as their longed-for “caliphate” across north-eastern Nigeria has shrunk, the number of bomb attacks has increased, with the insurgents increasingly sending the women and children they have abducted to blow themselves up.

The week before Nadia was abducted, Boko Haram had attacked her village. Hiding behind her house, she had listened as they searched for her father, screamed at her mother for trying to hide him, and finally found and shot him.

When the commander announced to Nadia that he was making her his concubine, she was told she was one of the “lucky few” to be selected. But terrified as she was, Nadia had no intention of going along with it.

“He came that night and tried to rape me,” she said, her diamanté earrings glinting through her pale blue hijab. “We wrestled seriously. I thought, this is a life-or-death situation, he probably has an STD which would kill me anyway, so I might as well die honourably. I used all my strength to fight him, and he was so angry when he couldn’t succeed in raping me. In the morning he went out and called his boys, and told them to take me out and flog me.”

After more death threats and another rape attempt, he tried a different tack: talking to her, trying to persuade her to accept the marriage. But after three months of cajoling, he had had enough, and decided to get rid of her.

That was how Nadia found herself approaching a checkpoint run by the civilian joint taskforce (CJTF), a paramilitary group helping fight Boko Haram in north-eastern Nigeria, trying to keep her arms out from her sides and not to swing them, to avoid accidentally detonating the bomb strapped to her waist.

When the men at the checkpoint saw the three women approaching, they shouted at them to stop. The women had prepared for this moment – in the minutes after their captors had left them, they had agreed to try to hand themselves in.

“We stopped. We shouted: ‘We’re carrying bombs, we were forced to,’ and we lifted up our veils and showed them the belts,” she said.




They were fortunate: no gun was raised to shoot them. The men called the military, and after a 40-minute wait, standing still under a tree, soldiers came and removed the bombs from their bodies.

“I was so happy; we were smiling and laughing,” Nadia said. “We had survived.”

Many do not survive: according to figures collated by the Long War Journal, 154 bombers have died in Nigeria, Cameroon, Niger and Chad since 2014, and this is a conservative estimate, as many attacks go unreported in the media.



When preparing someone for a “suicide” mission, Boko Haram members treat the bomber as if they are already dead, preparing the body as if for their own funeral.

“What they normally do is to dress you very beautifully, and put henna on your hands,” said Aisha, who was “married” to Boko Haram’s fourth-in-command and recently escaped. She saw many women and children recruited and sent on “suicide” missions.

This happened to Fatima, now 20, before she was sent to blow herself up in 2015. “They tie your hair back to prepare you for death,” she said, her voice quiet as she removed her red headscarf to show how her hair was braided off her face, as is the custom in funeral rites.



Fatima was raped every night by several different men for eight months, and is still terrified that somehow Boko Haram will find her and kidnap her again. By the time she was chosen for a bombing mission, she was so frightened that she could not speak, and stayed silent throughout the preparations.


“I was so afraid. I didn’t know what they meant. I’d never heard of anyone blowing themselves up. They told us we should go into a crowd and hit here,” she said, touching her hip. “Nobody told us what [the vest] was, but I knew it wasn’t something good. I didn’t look at it.”

She was dropped near Kukara, the target her captors had chosen for her, but she never considered going through with what she had been instructed to do.

“I went up to some soldiers and said: ‘I’m carrying something round my waist,’” she said. “They raised my veil and when they saw it they all jumped back. One said: ‘It’s a bomb!’ I was terrified, I was crying, but they told me not to move.”

Like Nadia, Fatima was believed by the soldiers. The bomb was removed, she was put through a rehabilitation process for three months, and she is now living with her mother and sister. However, fearful of the heavy stigma that comes with having lived under Boko Haram, she has told them a sanitised version of her experiences during the abduction.

Nadia and Fatima were sent on their aborted missions in 2015. At that time, Boko Haram tried to hide the fact that they were forcing people to blow themselves up from their other prisoners, afraid that they would attempt to run away, according to Aisha, who observed how things changed over her three years in captivity. Now, she said, they have become completely open about it.

“They preach that if you go to [the state capital] Maiduguri and kill people, you will go to paradise without question,” she said. “They have a lot of ways to persuade them. They say: ‘Don’t consider them Muslim brothers and sisters any more – just go and kill them.’

“They gather all the women in one area and preach and preach. Then they ask: ‘Who wants to go to paradise?’ Everyone raises her hand. Then they ask: ‘Who wants to go now?’ Some raise their hands, so they take them and train them in suicide bombing. If nobody raises her hand, they say: ‘God created you, fed you, did everything for you, and this is how you reward him for all this?’ They make sure they get at least one person.


“It doesn’t take long to train them. They either tell you to hold the bomb or they strap it onto your body, round your waist or inside your bra. They tell you to go anywhere where there are a lot of men. They say: ‘Pretend you have stomach pain and fall on the ground. When people gather round you, press the button.’



Aisha saw how they recruited children as young as five for the missions.

“They say: ‘Who wants to go and see their mother in paradise? If you want to see her, that’s where she is.’ The children accept it easily, because they don’t know how dangerous it is. They tell them they won’t feel any pain even if their body is destroyed. I heard them saying that to the children in my camp.”

More and more children are being used in such missions: according to figures collected by Unicef, 27 were killed while wearing bombs in north-eastern Nigeria in the first three months of 2017, a sharp rise from 2016, when 30 were killed in the whole year.

It is the job of Bamussa Bashir, chair of a Maiduguri branch of the CJTF, to ensure that some of his 102 members are always guarding their slice of the city, looking out for strangers who could be Boko Haram members or bombers. Women, and especially young girls, are increasingly being regarded with suspicion in Maiduguri.



In February Bashir, a quiet, serious-looking 23-year-old was in a Maiduguri market, full of people buying beancake and grilled meat, when two girls got out of a car. A young man he didn’t know, buying credit for his phone, said to him: “I don’t trust those girls.”

One of the girls hailed a tuk-tuk and zoomed off. The other started walking towards the market stalls. Bashir, jumped up, wondering what to do, and was amazed to see the young man he had just been talking to head straight for the girl and put his arms around her.

“He grabbed her, trying to drag her away from the crowd. Then the bomb exploded.” As well as the young man and the girl, seven others died in the explosion, but the death toll could have been much higher.

The hugging technique – when someone grabs a suspected attacker and uses their own body as a shield so fewer people around them die – is one of the only things locals can think to do in the face of the bomb attacks.

“People started doing it in one area, then another – it spread,” said Bashir, adding that he was ready to do it himself if it meant risking his life to reduce casualties.

“I know what death means. I’ve seen my relatives die and they have not come back. My brother was killed by Boko Haram two years ago. That’s part of the reason I do what I do, but what I really want is peace.”


Source:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/05/dressed-for-death-the-women-boko-haram-sent-to-blow-themselves-up

ebosie11:
According to Taiwo,the lady pictured below was involved in an accident at Oworo bus stop.She is currently on admission at Gbagada General Hospital.Anybody who knows her should please visit the hospital


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/who-knows-this-lady-involved-in.html

Fabulocity:
Can I whip you?

softiebae:
simply calling you back to reality... pig

megareal:

Lemme park here.

HardMirror:
It's psychology and it's the absolute truth.
If you are one of those who have to upload every "good" thing you have a chance of enjoying in life on social media, then you honestly suffer from inferiority complex.

It does not matter if you are linda ikeji, daniella okeke, toke makinwa, apostle suleman or what even. As long as you are obsessed with showing off, you want people to know u are living a life they can only dream off, then something is seriously wrong with your self esteem, cos you depend on the validation of others

Ok daniella travels to dubia and she actually takes the time to get people taking her pix at everry point. Smh

Those girls you take out and they keep embarrassing you witth pictures they take. Take a girl to shoprite, she whld end up taking pictures than spending quality time with you. Take a girl to dinner. Na pictures she go dey take. Put her in your car, na picture she go dey take. Before you know it, it is her dp.
Such people are brain dead and lack self worth and esteem.

Take significant pictures for the sake of memories, but showing off on social media shows you lack self worth.

Like it or hate it. Na true I talk and it makes it easy for me to target cheap girls. Psychology

Fabulocity:
Will you let me whip you

Fabulocity:
Google it. I thought you were a Londoner. Every Londoner knows what BDS.M means and they enjoy it. So you're not an expert like you always claim?

Oyind17:
I'm for mouthaction and lots of kissing

Fabulocity:
BDŠM... can you handle that?

Oyind17:

softiebae:
of course I know that, so snap out of your delusion (no offense)

softiebae:
of course I know that, so snap out of your delusion (no offense)

Fabulocity:
Come over here lemme tell you

softiebae:
u mean rain

Dimples182:
Eating punny and swallowing spam is not the same

Eat my period and then we have a comparison

Dimples182:


Cork never knew you were deep like this

Educate me how is sperm and milk the same?

You might convert me if your arguments are strong

Well acodin to opinion poll..spammm taste like sugar & Maggi while punnnny taste like custard and bonvita ...this is the more reason why a good woman musss swallow!!


...and jusss in case you ask..yes..all men eat punnnny..I do! (Real talk)

Dimples182:
Anal over bj?

Dimples182:
Swallowing is cannibalism, and the woman should be locked up and charged with child abuse

That's what you call wife material

Dimples182:
*Pukes at swallow*

Niggas ain't Loyal! You left him in the snow!

What about anal or bj?

Fabulocity:
Mrcork

Dimples182:
*Pukes at swallow*

Niggas ain't Loyal! You left him in the snow!

What about anal or bj?