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Crime › Re: Abiodun Egunjobi, 'Godogodo', Armed Robber's Fall (Photos) by MrCork: 5:58pm On Dec 10, 2015
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 4:05pm On Dec 10, 2015
smileysmiley:
I live in a small man area
....sounds like u leaf in a cave....anyways. .sweery lets hook up so I can repair u wit moiney (pounds sterlin)...do u like shopin?...I will buy u gold lip stik wit matchin ear ring!! smiley
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 2:50pm On Dec 10, 2015
Ishilove:
You wish cheesy cheesy
....you sound like all my lightskin curve ex....*you wish*....that waz wot they all said. Dont worry..u soon be mine!!(POUNDS STERLIN TALKIN) wink
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 2:21pm On Dec 10, 2015
Ishilove:
I know you won't respond, or you will respond with your signature inanity (it after all is your online persona), but I wonder, how have you being able to be constant in your...exaggerated clownishness? We watched 190 evolve, to the point where he is almost unrecognisable. Even Idowuogbo has changed, but you... you have been constant. From Corky Joe, Corky Jay, Cork Lover, Corkinson (or woreffa) and other allied Corks, you remain unchanged.

How do you do it? huh undecided
...it wudynt hurt for u to say **Mr Cork, Moi really really realy love you.....u no u do...dont be shy...close yor sexcy eyes & sayyit like u meannnit!! wink
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 12:48pm On Dec 10, 2015
Ishilove:
In your dreams
....lookhear sweet hat...if I diside to bring my range rover to Nigeria. ..truss me...you will hav no choice but to fall in love wit me!! (REAL TALK) smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by MrCork: 12:46pm On Dec 10, 2015
Joygalore:
First time am gonna agree with you cool
angry
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 12:46pm On Dec 10, 2015
smileysmiley:
no, I'm just hearing that now for the first time, tell me more His Royal Highness
..I live in pekam...pekam is not in Nigeria or ghana..its London!(big man area) wink
Family › Re: 5th Birthday Of A Nairalander's Cute Son by MrCork: 7:15am On Dec 10, 2015
unongu:
My youngest son, Terhemba Emmanuel Unongu, is 5yrs old... The best wishes of Nairalanders will be highly appreciated, please. Join me in making this birthday a memorable one for him. Thanks a bunch!
angry
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 9:42pm On Dec 09, 2015
smileysmiley:
dearest Mr Cork I've been expecting your comment for a while now, now derail the thread Your Royal Highness
....anyway s..did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot! smiley
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 9:40pm On Dec 09, 2015
smileysmiley:
dearest Mr Cork I've been expecting your comment for a while now, now derail the thread Your Royal Highness
.....sweery ama lover not a fighter & u looklike byansi & yor eyes looklike river peter travelin from river nile to Atlantic ocean coz yor nose looklike brandy & whisky coz u looklike model & u look sweeet & beautiful wink
Romance › Re: Why D Male And D Female Of NL? by MrCork: 9:35pm On Dec 09, 2015
Oladimejy:
It been obvious that the male and female of nairaland are always against each other...why?...the female will insult the guys if they make any thread that is opposing the female...the guy will want to yarb the ladies by posting the different btw NIGERIA LADIES AND INDIA OR NIGERIA LADIES AND THE WHITE LADIES...which they knw that the female will defend themself....Some guys are funny that they will insult the lady and later type "I HAVE CRUSH ON HER"...
....bro sinse when did u see anybory insult anybory on nairaland? ....bro do u wear glassses? (No ofeeense) undecided
Romance › Re: The Nairaland Purge !!!! by MrCork: 9:27pm On Dec 09, 2015
RaDaZaBaNa:
Shut up guy

poot black toilet washer in peckham claiming range Rover. Go and wash d bodies
....u create dum thread like umemplyd crackhead like we dont hav more important issue to deal wit.. goat (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: The Nairaland Purge !!!! by MrCork: 8:55pm On Dec 09, 2015
RaDaZaBaNa:
On this thread...its Simple.
.

The Rules are

1) Reveal one secret about a Nairalander you know ..
2) Say things you have always wanted to say about anybody. any moniker .any female.any male


Feel Free..This is A Freedom thread..

say anything !do anything....But it must be true
....u dont hav schkool homewok? (No ofeense) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by MrCork:
morereb10:
The Republican candidate Donald Trump is being compared to Hitler but apparently he doesn't care or so he claims in an interview with George Stephanopoulos on Tuesday. When asked if the comparisons doesn't give him any pause at all, he responded: "No, because what I 'm doing is no different than what Franklin Delano Roosevelt...FDR's solution for Germans, Italians, Japanese many years ago are reviled."

This comparison came to light because of the controversial statement he made two days ago were he suggested that all Muslim should not be allowed to enter the United States of America again. Apparent, he has also suggested before that all Muslim should be captured in a database and also said that all the mosque should be placed under strict surveillance. - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/12/us-presidential-aspirant-donald-trump.html#sthash.Rip0MAwY.dpuf
....why r people hatin on Donald trump for spekin the truth about muslim?...muslims make the world unsafe?.. I lie? ( freeedum of spech & expresion)...no ofennse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Denrele's Outfit To African Entertainment Legend Awards 2015 by MrCork: 8:16pm On Dec 09, 2015
....he has a job..he gots moiney. ..he well known. .. but insted..u people gossipp about a guy who dosint no u exist....you homebase people mennnn! (No ofeense). undecided
Celebrities › Re: Denrele's Outfit To African Entertainment Legend Awards 2015 by MrCork: 8:13pm On Dec 09, 2015
ChuzzysBlog:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-DmTQYfkRi5k/Vmhbd49cfkI/AAAAAAAACT4/CdytuoNwNM4/s400/dere.png[/img]

Entertainment personality Denrele Edun was a recipient of VJ/Presenter of the year award at the just concluded AFRICAN ENTERTAINMENT LEGEND AWARDS 2015. The above was his outfit to the Event.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_E-OzgKhSE/?taken-by=denrele_edun
[size=16pt] if u homebase bush people dont like wot u see, pliss go & sell petrol or somtin insted of sittn under mango tress & criticiziin a guy who has more moiney than u & clear no wot he wants in life.....u bush bakwsrd people! ! (No ooofeense)[/size] angry
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 7:58pm On Dec 09, 2015
smileysmiley:
Hello OUR,
I am a married woman and I live with my
husband in a two bedroom apartment. I have
been married for three years but do not have any
kids yet as my husband and I are still waiting for
God to bless us with children.
You would think this is the problem I have with my
mother-in-law right? The fact that i don’t have
kids? Actually, the reason i am writing to you is
far from that.
My mother-in-law lives in the village and we live
in the city. She comes to visit us quite often which
i definitely do not have a problem with as she is
welcome to our home anytime.
The only issue i have with her regular visits is the
fact that whenever she comes, for whatever
reason, my husband always asks me to evacuate
our matrimonial bedroom for her. He makes me
leave our room to sleep in the guestroom while
him and his mother sleep in our bedroom.
I have wondered and thought to myself if it is
normal to have a full grown man sleep with his
mother in the same room especially when there is
another room available but i am unable to
reconcile it in my head.
I asked him why he does it and his response to me
was “my mother and I are very close and she
suffered so much for me growing up so the least
I feel I owe her is to make her very comfortable.
And if she feels more comfortable in
our matrimonial bed? Then so be it”.
I was appalled after i got his response. So
appalled that i decided enough is enough!
The next time she visited, i deliberately went to
bed earlier than usual and tucked myself under
the covers pretending to be asleep.
When it was time for her to go to bed, could you
believe my husband came to wake me up from
my pretend sleep telling me that i should go to the
other room so “mama” can come to bed?
I couldn’t believe my ears. I literally thought i was
dreaming.
Anyway, just for peace to reign, i did as i was told
and mama actually came to bed while i slept in
the guest room as usual.
Please OUR, tell me what i can do. I have endured
this for three years but it is becoming ridiculous.
What will happen when we have kids? How will I
explain to them that daddy sleeps in the same
room with grandma whenever she’s around and
not mummy? Does that even sound like
something anyone should say out loud?
Kindly advise on what i should do to save the
situation because i am really getting tired of the
entire thing.
Source: http://alocovivavoce.com/2015/10/09/877/
....u this ungrateful sellfish irasbolastickated Ghana girl....shudunt u be happy he sleep wit juss u & yor mum instead of cheatin outside yo marraige wit outsiders?....do u no wot u want?

Techinally hear in pekam, we callit * 3some* ...big deal...GROW UP!!!
undecided
Romance › Re: My Husband Sleeps In The Same Room With His Mother. Help! by MrCork: 7:58pm On Dec 09, 2015
smileysmiley:
Hello OUR,
I am a married woman and I live with my
husband in a two bedroom apartment. I have
been married for three years but do not have any
kids yet as my husband and I are still waiting for
God to bless us with children.
You would think this is the problem I have with my
mother-in-law right? The fact that i don’t have
kids? Actually, the reason i am writing to you is
far from that.
My mother-in-law lives in the village and we live
in the city. She comes to visit us quite often which
i definitely do not have a problem with as she is
welcome to our home anytime.
The only issue i have with her regular visits is the
fact that whenever she comes, for whatever
reason, my husband always asks me to evacuate
our matrimonial bedroom for her. He makes me
leave our room to sleep in the guestroom while
him and his mother sleep in our bedroom.
I have wondered and thought to myself if it is
normal to have a full grown man sleep with his
mother in the same room especially when there is
another room available but i am unable to
reconcile it in my head.
I asked him why he does it and his response to me
was “my mother and I are very close and she
suffered so much for me growing up so the least
I feel I owe her is to make her very comfortable.
And if she feels more comfortable in
our matrimonial bed? Then so be it”.
I was appalled after i got his response. So
appalled that i decided enough is enough!
The next time she visited, i deliberately went to
bed earlier than usual and tucked myself under
the covers pretending to be asleep.
When it was time for her to go to bed, could you
believe my husband came to wake me up from
my pretend sleep telling me that i should go to the
other room so “mama” can come to bed?
I couldn’t believe my ears. I literally thought i was
dreaming.
Anyway, just for peace to reign, i did as i was told
and mama actually came to bed while i slept in
the guest room as usual.
Please OUR, tell me what i can do. I have endured
this for three years but it is becoming ridiculous.
What will happen when we have kids? How will I
explain to them that daddy sleeps in the same
room with grandma whenever she’s around and
not mummy? Does that even sound like
something anyone should say out loud?
Kindly advise on what i should do to save the
situation because i am really getting tired of the
entire thing.
Source: http://alocovivavoce.com/2015/10/09/877/
.


angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by MrCork: 5:20am On Dec 09, 2015
....I dont truss muslim s..pirrrrrrod! (No ofeense)

.. Frewdoom of spech & experesion!!
smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by MrCork: 5:18am On Dec 09, 2015
Joygalore:
You must be a liar
angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by MrCork: 5:17am On Dec 09, 2015
[quote author=cramjopeoplest=40809386]This was stratight up from CNN's comment section when Donald Trump proposed a complete and utter ban of muslims from America. You will think Americans would be outraged, but it seems he is speaking the mind of so many americans as the the comments show.

-CramJones[/quote]
...but y do muslims people keep makin trouble in thr name of alawakaba? ....(No ofeense)
undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by MrCork: 9:35pm On Dec 08, 2015
jane0000:
Then u must be a big foool. D id*iot didn't hate only muslims bt black a whole. Think before u talk. Mumu!
....calm dowm jannet....ladys dont swaaar...anyways did I mention I drive £28,000 ( cash ) range rover spot! ! smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by MrCork: 9:32pm On Dec 08, 2015
cramjones:
This was stratight up from CNN's comment section when Donald Trump proposed a complete and utter ban of muslims from America. You will think Americans would be outraged, but it seems he is speaking the mind of so many americans as the the comments show.

-CramJones
...ok ..so he want to ban muslims. .
. Did he say somtin wrong? (No ofeense)
angry
Romance › Re: Islamic Terrorists May Cause The 3rd World War My Opinion by MrCork: 9:30pm On Dec 08, 2015
Zceesneh:
Am sorry if there are muslims in Nairaland, buh i think islamic terrorists will cause the third world war, muslims fight for their religion like mad, i don't know their problem, this people should worship their allah peacefully, if ISIS and Boko Haram come together as one, i fear the wost buh i pray let it not be in my generation.
..do u mean Muslims? ...coz we no u mean muslims! ! wink
Romance › Re: Solve Dis Puzzle N Win My Heart by MrCork: 8:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
Clara16:
Oya try dix I am something, a lot of people don't like me, including you.but I'm called upon anytime one is injured.i like playing with pregnant women, I'm a 5 letter word, and if my last letter is put before 1st letter, I become a name of a country, WHAT AM I?
....ok..u r pregnant & I want us to post u 5 invitation letter?.....u lookin for visa?...u spund like ghana though! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 8:32pm On Dec 08, 2015
deyemia:
[size=18pt]8 rounds? Pistol gun sef na 6 rounds[/size]
....calm down Dorothy. ..they dont call me mr cork coz I drive £28,000 ( cash ) range rover spot. ..they dont call me mr cork coz my *kondo * is 17inches loooong. ..they dont call me m r cork coz I last 8 rounds. ...

[size=16pt] .....they call me mr cork simply becuz I go extra 4round afta 8 round!!! (TRUE STORY ) [/size]
angry
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 8:25pm On Dec 08, 2015
mamagee3:
angry angry
....sweery plis don't be up set...u still gonnno hav my future pikin!! wink
Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by MrCork: 8:21pm On Dec 08, 2015
marked10:
I know men can be cruel sometimes but my dear i didn't they can be this stupid and heartless. The pregnant woman pictured above was beaten to stupor by her violent hubby, James Alphonso Campbell recently in their matrimonial home. The mother of two identified as Florence Sabo Campbell took to the social media to send him a one of a kind birthday message as she announced she’s divorcing him.

Check out the bizarre birthday message:

“Happy birthday my husband and would be ex-husband James Alphonso Campbell the most wicked and violent man I have ever known in my life.May this day be the beginning of the time you will pay for all your crimes. May God never allow you to skip judgment and may your wickedness be serve as a birthday cake as you celebrate for the rest of your life.As you tortured me day and night when I was in your house may the laws of this country catch up with you one day . I survived your cruelty towards me because God was on my side but now is the time for the whole world to know the marriage I was in and why I used my hard earn money to file for divorce. See you soon in court James A Campbell”

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/12/a-wife-sent-her-hubby-shocking-birthday.html
.....but why r IBO people known wife beater all over the world??. (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 3:13pm On Dec 08, 2015
Joygalore:
How come I could still reply you angry huh tongue

Corky man wink
...sweet hat...u very locky I dont ban beauriful lightskin females & u shud tank yor stars that u like me.....I lifted a 2 yer ban on u afta seein yor ok..isssh picture. .u aint fine but juss ok though! ! (e) undecided
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 1:56pm On Dec 08, 2015
Joygalore:
grin

You are the market,reason I am coming to you tongue

When are you gonna ban me huh cool
^^^^^BANNED!!!! angry
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 6:20am On Dec 08, 2015
Cutehector:
Op that is even a virgin
....anyways. .bak to the serrrrius thread b4 bein rudaly intarapted by the beairiful togolian immigrant from togo cald *mamagee3. ....sweery thise thread is designd to help yor boy friends last upto 8round witout drinkin water or beer! ! wink
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 6:11am On Dec 08, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]This is the kind of nonsense you get from the crackhead called MrCork! grin[/color]
^^^thise r the kinda coments u get from ilitarate unladylike frogostifated bembosacastacticm semi - crackhead beaurifull 8% almost lightskin females like mamagee3 from togo... I lie? undecided

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