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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by MrCork: 5:49pm On Dec 05, 2015
smileysmiley:
oga read it well.... boyfriend's sister not sister's boyfriend. Did you even read it at all? Oya!!! Receive sense
...sweeery u the one who sleeep wit yor Boy friends sister...not me...so Plis Quit having attitute coz u feel guilty.. Read yor thread agaiin...you said it..YOU CHEATED!! angry
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by MrCork: 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2015
smileysmiley:
Fellow nairalanders, I saw this post on Facebook and decided to share it cause it's really funny.
My boyfriend and I have been staying together for a while now and he is pretty serious about me cause he has shown it by cutting down some excesses that I never liked. Recently, his unmarried elder sister came to stay with us and she has been very welcoming and nice to me but she has a really weird behaviour, I think she is too possessive. My boyfriend leaves home early in the morning and after he leaves, she would hide the toothpaste and it will reappear again in the middle of the night, I had to get my personal toothpaste cause I didn't want to confront her. She hides virtually everything; pot, buckets, pure water, maggi, washing soap, amongst others and all these things reappear when someone else wants to use it, even the TV remote set. She has never used any harsh word on me before so I don't know if she is angry at me. She has even started hiding the general bathroom slippers, the thing don tire me ooooo... some of these things sef were bought with my money. Should I mention it to my boyfriend?
....ok..so yor sister boy friend is weird afta u sleep wit him ..abi? ...sweeeery i hope u now see why we black guys aviod dakskin females? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Some Funny Relationship Pictures by MrCork: 5:38pm On Dec 05, 2015
Cetona:
Sorry, who is onila? undecidedhuh
....ONILA....ASK ME AGAIN WHO IS ONLILA...ONILA, WE BEG U,,STOP CREATN 50 THREADS A WEEK WIT DIFFERENT USER NAMES..WE NO ITS U FROM YOR GRAMMMER...PLS STOP!!!(NO OFEINSE) angry
Romance › Re: Meet The Guy With The Biggest Butts And Curves by MrCork:
Lautechgossip:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-h22--E2duIk/VLWCxD8p7rI/AAAAAAAAAjo/No3qmgWKFxU/s1600/micah5.jpg[/img]

New 20-year-old R&B singer Micah is a man but his body features will amaze you!The guy who got to the eyes of many through his Instagram account is an upcoming singer, songwriter and musician. Micah is a man but he has hips that are larger than life, hips like a woman, the type of hips that most women will go under the knife to get.

From his photos he posts on his Instagram page, it is obvious he enjoys and loves who he is and all the paparazzi that comes with it. Micah’s measurements are – chest: 41.5″ waist: 37″ butt/hips: 63″.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-cDmm-UJgGIU/VLWCeqpy0bI/AAAAAAAAAjg/r8eYE7LJ-2o/s1600/micah4.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/--DTKDvG2-b0/VLWCMXXWZ8I/AAAAAAAAAjY/nWmQGhhqDMs/s1600/micah3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-9pz8A5nbxWk/VLWCAKlqEDI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/vv2hIDBzUhk/s1600/micah1.jpg[/img]
His name is *Cutehector* of Nairaland....hes new nane now *sandra*!! (TRUE STORY) angry
Events › Re: Bride Spotted On Okada Around Okota Area Of Lagos by MrCork: 5:25pm On Dec 05, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
I just couldn't imagine the thought this bride had as she was navigating to God knows where on this Okada. As busy as the isolo area of Lagos she still managed to smile all the way as the okada man was rushing to get her to her destination on time. Two things came to my mind
1. She probably spent the better part of her morning on make up she forgot she was late for her own wedding.
2. Lagos traffic served her a hot slap and she decided to serve a hotter one by using a bike......


If you were in her shoes for what ever reason would you go this far?
...but why r IBO women all ways ridin on Motocycles? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: 10 Body Spots Every Women Want To Be Touched by MrCork: 5:23pm On Dec 05, 2015
luknice:
1. Hair

Maintaining their gorgeous locks isn’t the only reason women go to their hairstylists so often. The process of wash, cut, color, and styling can actually be quite a stress reliever. Running your hands gently through her hair is a surefire way to send tingles down her spine.

2. Nape of her neck

Once you get to the nape of her neck, place a few light kisses there. In ancient Japan, the back of a woman’s neck was seen as very attractive by men since it was one of the few places not covered by clothing. In modern times, the nape of the neck is often neglected in favor of more obvious pleasure centers, but never underestimate the power of gentle touches and kisses from her hairline to her shoulders.

3. Clavicle

A well-defined clavicle, or collarbone, can be very s#xy on a woman. Why not show your appreciation for its beauty with your touch and kiss? Pay attention to this body part while she’s still fully clothed, unbuttoning her shirt just enough to reveal the clavicle and no further. You can always come back to it once the clothes have disappeared as well to remind her of the anticipation it created when you started there.

CONTINUE READING HERE>>>>>>>> http://kobznation.com/10-body-spots-every-women-want-to-be-touched/
.....bro what about the punnnnny??..... arre u over 18? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Why Una Never Marry Yet? by MrCork: 5:21pm On Dec 05, 2015
unibenstudent1:
The person wen use ur brain as juju go don turn billionaire now sha
...u come to nairaland loookin for someone to marrry when u dont hav job & then u start cusssin juss beuz they put u on Ignore.....U nid medical help asap!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Some Funny Relationship Pictures by MrCork: 5:18pm On Dec 05, 2015
Cetona:
1. Guess it is impossible to please a woman

2. Perfect way to get away with cheating grin

3. Again, you can't understand women and their emotions.

4. Guess we are all 'victims' after all.
...ONILA...YOUF STARTED POSTIN THREADS AGAIN.....DONT U GIVE UP??... WE ARE FEDDDDUPPPPP!!! (No ofeiinse) angry
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Why Una Never Marry Yet? by MrCork: 5:17pm On Dec 05, 2015
unibenstudent1:
Wetin happen nah,abi una never mature reach ?
....marrrry who?......do u see any lightskin fermales on nairaland?... Goat!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 4:19pm On Dec 05, 2015
simplifyone:
U are telling lies no body can go for 8 straight rounds without drinking water or even relaxing u must be a kid and kids like you here on nairaland will believe u,even if u take cialis is a drug here in america powerful than viagra u still can't go straight 8 hours
..anyways bak to the serrious thread....the secrets to 8 hours to be reveald tomorow!! wink
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 4:17pm On Dec 05, 2015
KashyBaby:
Sorry boo, who are these ppol, I dunno...I'm not giving my number to "we".... tongue lol
...but how do u expet to find man on nairaland if u don't supply yor nomba?.... GOAT!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op):
KashyBaby:
Hahahahaha...sorry but I have no plans to abduct a boy. grin
^^^^aint even fine!! undecided
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 12:10pm On Dec 05, 2015
400billionman:
Sell petrol kwa ?

I tot your Range Rover Spot uses kerosene ?
..yes...ok u win.. get lost! undecided
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 12:02pm On Dec 05, 2015
SmartMugu:
I think he's referring to either a wrestling or boxing fight. Let's watch and wait for him to explain. Could he be talkin about what mom and dad say is bad?
...my brother..this thread waz created to help all male hav berra relationship & to prevent yor partners from dumpin u......I deserve credit for this thread(truss me)


..MOD...FRONT PAGE PLS!!
smiley
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 11:59am On Dec 05, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Mating with who? Yourself? tongue[/color]
..sweery if I mate wit u.. ehhh...truss me..u will born 10 pikin b4 January...ask any female hear in pekam about my 17inches looong *kondo* & truss me ..they will tellu the story!!(REAL TALK)! wink
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 11:55am On Dec 05, 2015
400billionman:
What exactly is wrong with you ?

Cant you go for deliverance ?
....Calm down son....if u hav notin imporant to contriibutte...kindly go & sell petrol or somtin!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 10:34pm On Dec 04, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]8 rounds of what?

I still don't get what this thread is all about![/color] tongue
...anyways bak to the serrrious topic.... 8 round of *mating* witout drinkin waaara!! wink
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 10:31pm On Dec 04, 2015
sampsondeen:
Hehe...for ds fool mind now e don gain popularity for ds post o...d mumu come here with ihn wide mouth like molue enterance dey pour down trash, like say ihn keep ihn yunga ones here to believe am
^^^^advise comin from a 3foot homebase midget calld sweetogen....bruv my 17inches loooong kondo is taller than u!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Delectablegyal Is The Most beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by MrCork: 6:21pm On Dec 04, 2015
delectablegyal:
Rumour hs it that u were deported from london, hw true is dat?

I'm light skinnedcheesy
...is yor head corect or in-corect?....I sugest u replace that mechanic ugly weave on that yor ghana head... goat! undecided
Politics › Re: Gov Ambode Asks Nigerians Abroad To Return. . .Lagosians Reply by MrCork: 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2015
Romance › Re: Delectablegyal Is The Most beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by MrCork: 6:10pm On Dec 04, 2015
delectablegyal:
look at ursef and look at me, be sincere, who is more beautiful?
..^^^^kaiiiiiii...seee boooobsi?.....sweery can I drink u? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Gay Man Proposes To Boyfriend During Church Service In Texas (see Photos) by MrCork: 5:12pm On Dec 04, 2015
officialvabadon:
A 36 year old man, Trevor Harper has proposed to his long dated boyfriend,Davin Covin during a church service at their local Methodist Church in Austin,Texas.

He went down on his knees with one leg on the ground and the other half bent and poped up the marriage question and his boyfriend said yes; the church then gave them a standing ovation expressing happiness over their marriage proposal.

The two who lives in Austin,Texas have been dating lsince 2006 and are active members of the First United Methodist Church of Austin. The Reverend in charge of the church,John Wright has expressed happiness over their marriage proposal but stated that the marriage ceremony can't be done in the methodist church as the American Methodist Church forbids same-sex ceremony to be conducted in the church or by m :-ethodist ministers but he wish he could conduct it as that would serve as a way of honouring their relationship.

More photos here:http://www.vabadon.com/2015/12/gay-man-proposes-to-boyfriend-during.html?m=1
...thats a male dress as female! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Floyd Mayweather Gets A 2 Months Old Tiger As Christmas Gift (photos) by MrCork: 5:08pm On Dec 04, 2015
loadedgizzy:
That present time when the money is drooling and you don’t know what todo with it! The retired boxing champion uploaded this picture of himself with a baby Tiger he got as a pet & asked fans to name it.

For for news Update,Visit;
http://loadedgizzy..com/2015/12/floyd-maywe
....am gettin ma sef a pony! angry
Romance › Re: All Those Guys Using Female Identity On Nairaland Exposed, See Full List Here by MrCork: 5:05pm On Dec 04, 2015
uglybuthandsome:
but why are you impersonating.... IT IS NT FAIR.....
...bro be carefull..prettythicksme is a man.. he will phuck u! undecided
Celebrities › Re: How Ini Edo Spends Her Money(photos) by MrCork: 4:30pm On Dec 04, 2015
chimere66:
Ini Edo is known for her acting prowess but asides that, the actress is rich which affords her the opportunity to have a life many only dream about.
Below is how Ini Edo is living the dream:

1. Her net worth

Her net worth is reported to be approximately $2Million.

2. Her beautiful house in Lekki

3. Her car collection and worth

Ini Edo has a Red Range Rover Evogue and Benz G65 valued at N38million.

4. She enjoys exclusive vacations and shopping sprees

5.She even owns a club on the Island called Mimz

6. She also rakes in cash from endorsement deals with the likes of NOUN, New Nation project and Chivita

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/12/the-fabulous-life-of-ini-edo-and-how.html
...the ugly ting aint lightskin!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: crazy fella people in here by MrCork: 4:27pm On Dec 04, 2015
solzmuller:
Dem Olosho forming class
....dont u hs sckhool homework?...u twack!!(no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: Delectablegyal Is The Most beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by MrCork: 4:24pm On Dec 04, 2015
delectablegyal:
Samemissclassy CAME for me. somebody please tell her I ain't a lesbian.
.....for the forst time ever....u sound like the assss of a hole!!(congrats) undecided
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 4:20pm On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:
The fvck! Lick ur own car! I bet it's not even urs! And nobody was asking abt ur car as ugly as sh!t EXACTLY JUZ LIKE U...so plzzzz mrcork, cork ur big stinky mouth coz u r useless as ur thread! Chaaai!
^^^^atituude...and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland... baby donkey!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Delectablegyal Is The Most beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by MrCork: 3:52pm On Dec 04, 2015
delectablegyal:
Fvck u if disagree.
...ermm sweery...am not sure if they sell mirrrror ther in nigeria but u looolike a *which* wearin helmet..... are u lightskin?...pls take this as compliment... . Goat(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Delectablegyal Is The Most beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by MrCork: 3:49pm On Dec 04, 2015
delectablegyal:
Fvck u if disagree.
angry

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