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Romance › Re: Guys Who Keep Comparing White And Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2015
MzBreezy:
First of all... Most of the guys here who dream of white girls live in slums where the appearance of a white girl seems like a slice of heaven for them... also most of you hv nva dated a white girl . anyways ain't nobody want ur unromantic as... I see most of you guys saying u cnt get down on one knee nd propose.. White girls love dat shit... Dey love romance deir world practically revolves arnd it.. U guys hv no atom of romance in your blood... Nd we wld rather go for d white men who are androgynous nd would help their wives in the kitchlen... Arnd d haux and evryoda tin dat isn't stereotyped as male. White guys r d bomb ya knw... Dey aren't stingy dey love to d fullest dey dnt jst discriminate u cos ur skinny or u dnt hv as or boobs or d fact dat ur too black or d fact that u hv few flaws... Most you feel d whites r perfect cos u tink dey hv no flaws... Dey will use u as dat house dat so want to be.... Dey will call d cops on ur as... Like Nigerian girls r kinda respectful but white r feminist dey will tell u as it is Ni.gga... All of here saying white girls see u fr who u are hv forgotten that some of dem wnt even look at u cos ur black... Stop degrading what u have.. Like ur sisters nd mothers.. Cos u dnt knw wat u hv until u lose it bit. Tches
angry
Romance › Re: All Those Guys Using Female Identity On Nairaland Exposed, See Full List Here by MrCork:
oladman:
In fact am fed up self, u know ure a guy and ure using female gender to cover up and u will put nonsense stolen girl picture as ur dp...God is watching you and ur days are numbered.

collation started, but if u know them, list their names out now.


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....bro did u date a nairaland male who dressup as female to theif yor moiney?(no ofeennse) smiley
Romance › Re: Nairaland Men Are Too Weak Sexually by MrCork: 9:20pm On Dec 01, 2015
irunooboo:
Ever since i joined NL i have recieved several Pm's from desperate sex starved guys and i managed to follow just two guys on a date which eventually led to something and something..... wink I noticed they both cum after 3mins and made it look like it was planned. These are cute tall guys with ripped abs but despite this they cant satisfy a woman. I am tempted to write their monikers but i will hold on for now undecided ladies share your experiences with NL men and their sexual weaknesses
...see yor head like run away donkey....if they dont ask u for punnny, who they gonno ask?... Goat!!! (No ofeeense) angry
Romance › Re: Mother's And Wife Which One Is The Most Important? by MrCork: 6:40pm On Dec 01, 2015
Richardonald:
u shud hav read well b4 quoting ha..my wife can never b important than my mother anyday,is sex only from ur wife,is she d only one dat hav pussy, if ur mother had flush ur blood,wil u stil exist..guy u sucks
...bro u leave at home so u cant under stand....it will all make sensce when u reach 18yrs & start growwin mustache.....babe & mother not on the same level...wifey all the way!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Mother's And Wife Which One Is The Most Important? by MrCork: 6:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
Richardonald:
u shud hav read well b4 quoting ha..my wife can never b important than my mother anyday,is sex only from ur wife,is she d only one dat hav pussy, if ur mother had flush ur blood,wil u stil exist..guy u sucks
...u come to nairaland telln us u choose yor mother over yor babe so the questionvis do people sleep wit ther mother?how can u compare a mother to yor womsn..do u hav battery in yor head?...read yor last post. Brother u a confusse child!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Top 5 Nairaland Ladies With An Outstanding Natural Beauty. by MrCork: 5:07pm On Dec 01, 2015
OhiGentle:
Here is a list of top 5 Nairaland Ladies with a superb natural look and an obvious "take home to mama" appearance.

1. Empressfola
2. Temzybabe
3. FlawlessT
4. Yuzed
5. Naheemat
....bro did u drink steriiiod?....do they looook lightskin to u? ( no ofeennse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal Strips To Her Underwear To Celebrate December (pic) by MrCork: 5:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
chocolateme:
For her mind.
^^^^jelosy...u berra go an shange yor color to lightskin!! undecided
Romance › Re: Nigerian ladies-How Comes Its Only Igbo Men That Have Muscles In Nigeria? by MrCork: 5:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
JiggamanGh:
We are normally more muscular than other Africans.
...see yor gorila head like jacket potato...hav u ever eaten balance diet in yor life? (No ofeense) undecided
Politics › Re: The Wedding Of Emir Sanusi's Niece, Mufida In Pictures by MrCork: 3:52pm On Dec 01, 2015
[quote author=adesegun121 post angry=40581020]Photos from the wedding of Mufida, the niece of Emir Sunusi. kiss kiss


http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/12/exclusive-photos-from-wedding-of-emir.html[/quote]...rubbbbbnish..she aint lightskin enougggh!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Funny: Thank God I am a guy! (photo) by MrCork: 3:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
martinlooter:
Imagine this scenario and know the difference between us guys and chics
....wot kinda joke Iz this?... enugu joke?..bro we dont gerrrrit mennn! undecided
Romance › Re: Funny Ladies by MrCork: 3:38pm On Dec 01, 2015
MrsPhyno:
NL come dry like Sahara Desert so I jus wanted to ask my own kweshion, no need for any applaudise abeg grin

We all know that funny or humourous people are usually quite popular. In fact, when babes are discussing the character traits they like in guys they almost inevitably say "oh he should be funny" or "I need a guy who can make me laugh". So I was just wondering.

Do males like funny/witty females? Do you like girls that tell interesting stories or can make you laugh? Do you hate that and prefer someone serious? Do you even care at all, like she's not there to make you laugh but for other things grin Please Discuss
....was the story wit this mrsphyno sef.......sweery I been hearin noise about u.... you fine? undecided
Romance › Re: Funny Ladies by MrCork: 3:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
MrsPhyno:
NL come dry like Sahara Desert so I jus wanted to ask my own kweshion, no need for any applaudise abeg grin

We all know that funny or humourous people are usually quite popular. In fact, when babes are discussing the character traits they like in guys they almost inevitably say "oh he should be funny" or "I need a guy who can make me laugh". So I was just wondering.

Do males like funny/witty females? Do you like girls that tell interesting stories or can make you laugh? Do you hate that and prefer someone serious? Do you even care at all, like she's not there to make you laugh but for other things grin Please Discuss
angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by MrCork: 3:35pm On Dec 01, 2015
Ishilove:
I'm not laraiboluwaji huh undecided
.sweery love...pliss can u quicly put up yor other picture again...I want to look at the curves again...
juss for 2 minute!!
cheesy
Events › Re: Turn Up, I†z Adeh39's ßir†hday.!!!♠♠♠ by MrCork: 2:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
dharay88:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-YeSKE1gBdBo/VJ7SgPfHEyI/AAAAAAAAACs/PbKCVrBppao/s1600/happy-birthday.gif[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-PjuzR2FGSvo/VJ7Wk-pKIRI/AAAAAAAAADI/kQ1IQHdjDmY/s1600/happy-birthday-bear.gif[/img]
#hmhmm,
As e dey ho† so.. grin
♦Hmhmm.! Clears †hroa†, cool

0n d very ¹s† day of
†he mos† celebra†ed mon†h....This pre††y
'oyinbo' was sen† ²ear†h.... tongue
Today marks d end of a successful year
& a new beqinninq of anoda promisinq journey..

I† wasn† a mis†ake ßae,
Yhur mean†ah' b celebra†ed in STYLE,
Have maaaaaaaaaad† fun †oday dear,
Happy Glamorous Super Duper ßir†day ßae.!.♥♥

https://mynamepix.com/images/user/tutumi-adeh39_683772dc.png
[img]http://4.bp..com/-YeSKE1gBdBo/VJ7SgPfHEyI/AAAAAAAAACs/PbKCVrBppao/s1600/happy-birthday.gif[/img]


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misspicy
ggrin
Naijaboiy
StephenQueen
Winetapper
Lekinz
iamkingzlee
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Kinglekan
MrCork
Tohpahz
Sinnzu
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Wristbangle
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sinaj
Scentmarlc
Dygeasy
vizkiz
Farano
pbs4real
FirstEva
Jolloyjoy
& others....
Come celebra†e ds Cu†ie.!
......wot u goono eat on yor birthday...bread n egg?.....brother ask nicely an I will post u £2 to by cake ther in nigeria!! (No ofeeense) angry
Events › Re: Turn Up, I†z Adeh39's ßir†hday.!!!♠♠♠ by MrCork: 11:04am On Dec 01, 2015
dharay88:
Zambian goa†,
Type sumfin sensible
& s†op ur ou†da†ed drama..
...calm down son...u shud me tanking seun coz if not for nairaland....u be lonely as hell.. I lie?..eeeedioot boy!!(no ofeense) undecided
Events › Re: Turn Up, I†z Adeh39's ßir†hday.!!!♠♠♠ by MrCork: 9:01am On Dec 01, 2015
dharay88:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-YeSKE1gBdBo/VJ7SgPfHEyI/AAAAAAAAACs/PbKCVrBppao/s1600/happy-birthday.gif[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-PjuzR2FGSvo/VJ7Wk-pKIRI/AAAAAAAAADI/kQ1IQHdjDmY/s1600/happy-birthday-bear.gif[/img]
#hmhmm,
As e dey ho† so.. grin
♦Hmhmm.! Clears †hroa†, cool

0n d very ¹s† day of
†he mos† celebra†ed mon†h....This pre††y
'oyinbo' was sen† ²ear†h.... tongue
Today marks d end of a successful year
& a new beqinninq of anoda promisinq journey..

I† wasn† a mis†ake ßae,
Yhur mean†ah' b celebra†ed in STYLE,
Have maaaaaaaaaad† fun †oday dear,
Happy Glamorous Super Duper ßir†day ßae.!.♥♥

https://mynamepix.com/images/user/tutumi-adeh39_683772dc.png
[img]http://4.bp..com/-YeSKE1gBdBo/VJ7SgPfHEyI/AAAAAAAAACs/PbKCVrBppao/s1600/happy-birthday.gif[/img]


Cc; Twaci
Aminat508
Peeparty
Kwencyfresh
Kingtom
JeffreyJamez
Sonofananimal
Olajorn
Ipledge9
STFUareyouGod
Omotayor123
misspicy
ggrin
Naijaboiy
StephenQueen
Winetapper
Lekinz
iamkingzlee
LordOftheWeed
Kinglekan
MrCork
Tohpahz
Sinnzu
Mhizdeedy
Tosyne2much
Diddyydiva
Wristbangle
Cutehector
Davidsylva
sinaj
Scentmarlc
Dygeasy
vizkiz
Farano
pbs4real
FirstEva
Jolloyjoy
& others....
Come celebra†e ds Cu†ie.!
angry
TV/Movies › Re: Ben Bruce Replies Fan Criticizing Him For Selling Popcorn @800 At His Cinemas by MrCork: 6:13am On Dec 01, 2015
loveablequeen:
Ben Bruce replies someone criticizing him for selling popcorn for N800 at his Cinemas

Starzhit.com got ur back
....u people ther in nigeria r riottin over pop corn??...wtf...u homebase people mennnn!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Even After Sex Women Still Lie - My Experience by MrCork: 6:09am On Dec 01, 2015
decasmir:
Please nairalanders here me out.

I have been told that women lie after sex. I read about 8 lies they tell. I will share later but please can someone tell me some of their lies. Ladies I want to know some lies you tell immediately after sex and why?

Thanks
...an .y shudunt they lie...do u hav priiiiiik?....am goin bak to bed..jor!!(no ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Shares Adorable Photo Of Daughter Aliona..... How Cute by MrCork: 6:03am On Dec 01, 2015
Daminaj1:
The proud dad asked "Isnt she lovely" of course she is! I would babysit for freee


cAPTION: sn't she lovely?!!!#myprincess #mypumpkin #daddieslittlegirl #daddieslittleprincess #Aliona #Amarachi #okoye

https://www.instagram.com/p/-thcTnysDZ/?taken-by=peterpsquare
.....praud dad how?....can he spek english?...he kant even spelll p sqoure!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: I Was Wrong. I Have Finally Found The Nairalander With The Biggest Boobs by MrCork: 5:35am On Dec 01, 2015
Darven2:
Click on this link and you will see it www.nairaland.com/miztyna
....click wot?...how?...is clickin the same has real pickture?...why the heck did u trick us to empty thread? angry
Romance › Re: If It Were You? by MrCork: 12:28am On Dec 01, 2015
MissMalia:
I couldn't spend my money on you because you refused to give me sex and its hurting me. No guy can accept what I ve endured with u. You re a virgin and your boyfriend tells you this. What would you do?
angry
Romance › Re: I Was Wrong. I Have Finally Found The Nairalander With The Biggest Boobs by MrCork: 12:22am On Dec 01, 2015
Darven2:
Are you blind? Can't you see it?
...see yor mossskito ghana face....do u see any boooobsi on yor thread?....wher the f*****kin boooobsi picture at?.. undecided
Celebrities › Re: I Was Raped By Three Girls Because Of My 14inches Dick. by MrCork: 12:19am On Dec 01, 2015
abah009:
Na dem suffer am now, i enjoyed every bit of it.Girls wey dey rape person, dey moan, please, do me small, small, ouch!!oyea!!
..ONILA WILL U STOP CREATIN FAKE STORYS......STOP...WE ARE FEDDDDDDDUP!! angry
Romance › Re: I Was Wrong. I Have Finally Found The Nairalander With The Biggest Boobs by MrCork: 12:15am On Dec 01, 2015
Darven2:
I thought it was geni340 or omotayor123, but I was wrong, the nairalander with the biggest boobs is --- miztyna

www.nairaland.com/miztyna
..which boooobsi? Wear? undecided
Romance › Re: Can We Still Find Such Girls???? by MrCork: 12:12am On Dec 01, 2015
Alonzo4g:
A Question to the house please!!! With regards to this pix can such a hardworking girl with charisma be found in the society we live in?

CC; Lalasticlala, LadyF(My Crush), Mod Seun, Ishilove, Madridguy, and others too many to mention drop your comments
...she look like mrs chima! wink
Romance › Re: I Noticed Some Changes On My Gf. by MrCork: 12:06am On Dec 01, 2015
..I suspect OP is from ghana though! undecided
Romance › Re: I Noticed Some Changes On My Gf. by MrCork: 12:05am On Dec 01, 2015
unilagfreshest:
Well, dis evening my gf nd I were having fun on bed. We were into each other smooching, caressing nd sucking. Then all of a sudden I noticed a whitish liquid coming out of her left breast.. it was like a drop nd it continued till she noticed, which changed her mood. Later we discussed about it, but she had no idea of the cause. I also don't know why aswell. She is in her early 20's. Advice on the cause nd solutions. (Matured response only).
..ok ..so u stand ther like trafik warden watchin booobsi lick insted of sukin the dyamm milk...abi?......bro it will make sence ones u reach 18yrs old!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: I Noticed Some Changes On My Gf. by MrCork: 12:01am On Dec 01, 2015
unilagfreshest:
Well, dis evening my gf nd I were having fun on bed. We were into each other smooching, caressing nd sucking. Then all of a sudden I noticed a whitish liquid coming out of her left breast.. it was like a drop nd it continued till she noticed, which changed her mood. Later we discussed about it, but she had no idea of the cause. I also don't know why aswell. She is in her early 20's. Advice on the cause nd solutions. (Matured response only).
angry
Romance › Re: Is MouthAction Demeaning? by MrCork: 11:58pm On Nov 30, 2015
Cutehector:
seems like u want me to upload ur picture in nairaland....
....bro serrrriously..we herd u giv great mouth action to guys... true story? smiley
Romance › Re: Is MouthAction Demeaning? by MrCork: 11:26pm On Nov 30, 2015
Cutehector:
seems like u want me to upload ur picture in nairaland....
...bro I hav notin against u gay pepeople..do yor ting..be praud!! undecided
Romance › Re: What Hurts More, Loosing A Friend Or Loosing A Bae by MrCork: 11:00pm On Nov 30, 2015
Zceesneh:
I think is losing bae because there are lots of friends out there, u lose this one, this one replace, bae is difficult to find
...bro r u goono sleep wit yor male friend?.... is this a serrrrioous questionn? angry

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