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Crime › Re: 62-Year-Old Man Beaten For Raping 2 Minors (Photo) by MrCork: 7:30pm On Dec 07, 2015
dre11:
A 62-year-old man in Imo State has been arrested for raping two young girls.




http://pulse.ng/gist/randy-goat-62-yr-old-man-gets-beating-of-his-life-for-raping-2-minors-id4435377.html
....but y r IBO people rapin yung boys for gala? (No ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Guys Suck P*ssy? by MrCork: 7:27pm On Dec 07, 2015
KashyBaby:
What an innocent question... cool
...you again! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Guys Suck P*ssy? by MrCork: 7:26pm On Dec 07, 2015
ernesty20:
Sometimes i wonder why guys suck the same place where urine and smelling blood are passing through. It is very very disgusting if i may.

Some pussssies are smelling yet some guys suck them like their lives depend on it. So tell me, why do u suck pusssssy? lipsrsealed angry
...sukin punnny will make sense once u reach the age of 18!! (No ofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Shows Off His Macho Body In The Dark,fans React by MrCork: 7:20pm On Dec 07, 2015
sugarbelly1:
Iyanya is showing us why the ladies keep coming for the body...Checkout some responses to his look below

https://www.instagram.com/p/-_coCMoOM0/?taken-by=iyanya
...the guy is gay!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Psquare And Wizkid Spotted In Owerri (photo) by MrCork: 7:18pm On Dec 07, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
That wizkid guy is hot but too young to be a dad..sad
..u jelos? undecided
Romance › Re: See The Fine Nairaland Girl In The Studio With Me This Night by MrCork: 7:12pm On Dec 07, 2015
Andyblaze:
Currently working on my new single #Wida Na

And this cute nairalander decided to stop by and chill with me as I do some corrections



The song drops soon
angry
Romance › Re: Mynd44, Lalasticlala And Ishilove, What Is This? (pictures) by MrCork:
IdisuleOurOwn:
What is all this nonsense about "The anti spam bot banned IdisuleOurOwn for this post" huh

Now, I take solace with the Romance section grin grin.

I can't do without politics section.

jolllyjoy,please do something about it.
..ok bro..plis hangon & let me phone mechanic..(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Vagina Is So Ugly, Please Advice Me. by MrCork: 12:15am On Dec 07, 2015
crazysaint:
I'm not a shallow guy. I've been with this girl for quite a while now, and
it's always sort of been something I have worried about for a while. My
first girlfriend had a perfect vagina, almost unusually perfect, not very big
lips at all and really tight/pretty.
Sadly the girl am dating now has a really ugly
vagina. huh The kind of vagina that you would expect her to want to get
surgery on, they are proper "beef curtains", and it bothers me.
.... am I shallow for thinking i'd like her more for
having a pretty vagina?
....bro u r not shallow...u r shallow but not in a shallowtick way coz yor shallow.....anyways..u dont want her..park yor load & let another guy move in...pirrrrrrod! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Please Guys How Can Some One Tell Her Girl He Want To Have Sex With Her by MrCork: 12:08am On Dec 07, 2015
Onyilosky:
please guys how can some one tell her girl he want to have sex with her
.....well..fiirst u nid to improve yor english grama.(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: 99.99 Percent Of Nigerian Girls Are Thieves & prostitutes by MrCork: 11:03pm On Dec 06, 2015
searchiing4love:
[b]After so many attempts to find true love in this immorality filled society , i can conclude
that ladies in this part of the world are Romance thieves. i have heard several stories of men scammed by ladies in the name of love and all i do is SMH for them for their ignorance in allowing themselves to be tricked by this whorres pretending to love them despite so much comitment, time and resources invested in the waste of time called relationship. Most Nigerian girls are nothing to write home about. No Nigerian girl is willing to build or grow a long lasting reulationship with any man who is not ready to throw money at her undecided They are never loyal or commited in relationships. All they want is money, money and more money sad They are not intelligent nor have any positive impacts in the lives of men who deem it fit to have a relationship with them. All they contribute in relationships is sex or at most buy you a pair of fake boxer shorts and singlets on your birthday or valentine's day in appreciation for your gullibility angry They value their smelly pusssy so much that they think granting you sex is an undeserved privilege. They are informal prostitutes cos the difference between Nigerian girls and the commercial sex workers is that the latter charges you for intimacy while their similarities is that they both have an objective which is to drain your pocket whether in the guise of relationship or runs. Nigerian girls also have a bad orientation. They believe relationship with men is a form of alleviating poverty hence they end up keeping multiple men. They believe the higher the men in their rotten lives, the higher the money and material gains they derive. The reason for my epistle is to guide vulnerable men who thinks they have found love in these disloyal hoes called Nigerian girls undecided That lady decieving you at the moment with relationship and love doesn't belong to you only. I mean you're not the only man accessing her pusssy no matter what you think you're doing right to make her yours. They are like mirrors. When they face you they are yours and in your absence they look for guys who are more financially bouyant because it's their Modus Operandi in every fake love they offer men. A word is enough for the wise. If you want peace of mind go for a foreign lady . Even though they have bad one's amongst them, mostly they value and appreciate true love and are not poverty oriented like the financial hyenas we call girls here. I hope we all find happiness and our heart desires cool


#Team Foreign Girls cool[/b]
.. ^^^^^^^ side efect of rejection. ....they usualy write loooong story witout coma..paragraff or full stop! !! (No ofeeense). undecided
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 10:58pm On Dec 06, 2015
Joygalore:
You are really cray cray grin
^^^^she finally ran away again. ..stobborn she goat!! undecided
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 10:06pm On Dec 06, 2015
Joygalore:
Ewu gambia undecided
......sweery I love women an I have only bannd 2 females on nairaland. ..they were dakskin & I bannd them 7 years each...u r dakskin & u playn wit fire..I will ban u Oooo! angry
Romance › Re: Is Dating A Yoruba Guy Like Winning The Lottery? by MrCork: 8:28pm On Dec 06, 2015
tpiah2:
still trying to find out why there's so much rejoicing whenever somebody says she hooked one!
..


...ONILA....ONILA. ..ONILA. ......NOT AGAIN. ..PLIS QUIT..WE R FEDDDDDDDUP! .
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Rare Moments, Images In History You’ve Probably Never Seen Before. by MrCork:
Explorers:
Here are some snapshots of some of the most captivatingly vulnerable moments in history.


source: http://canyouactually.com/41-rare-and-captivating-moments-in-history-youve-probably-never-seen-before/2/


http://emgn.com/entertainment/these-17-images-capture-rare-epic-moments-in-history-that-will-spin-your-mind/






1. Execution by cannon, in Shiraz, Iran, mid-late 19th century.
...muslim people again??....y r they all ways shootin inosent people at the back wit cannon?.....I hav notin agasnst muslim people but I all ways tell people to stay far far far far far far far away from them!! (No ofeeense) undecided


....freeedoom of speach & expresion!! (No ofeense)
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Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 7:34pm On Dec 06, 2015
Joygalore:
grin

You are the market,reason I am coming to you tongue

When are you gonna ban me huh cool
...sweery to day is yor locky day & yor very locky I love women....but pliss note u r about 2 minute from getin ban if u dont start actin like a woman or edocated lady.. goat! angry
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 5:01pm On Dec 06, 2015
Joygalore:
grin

You are the market,reason I am coming to you tongue

When are you gonna ban me huh cool
...u aint lightskin & u goono forse me to ba n u....dakskin females r usualy stoborn & truss me....maddam..u r jokun wit 3 year ban!!! angry
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 4:59pm On Dec 06, 2015
MzPecs:
Enugu guys got more swag than that! cool
....sweeery thers no way on earth that boy can befrom london. .loookat his face...we Londoners no a londoneer when we see one... truss me!! undecided
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 3:29pm On Dec 06, 2015
MrLexander:
MrCork:


...sweery remove yor glassses & look his head, pencil jeans & k leg swaaaager.....he from enugu.. truss me!!(No ofeense)

This douch bag have been all over me with hates of no value...well contiue bruh.. cos i cant even see you (Irrelevant)
...anyways. .hello & wellcome to nairaland. ..she ask me wear yor from & I said enugu coz of the shirt u wear, yor head shape & yor k leg..... my brother, I hav notin against enugu people... Welcome! ! (No ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 3:27pm On Dec 06, 2015
Joygalore:
You have a big problem angry

How far with the ban,buddy undecided
...sweet hat..if u lookin for a fight, go to the market ....PLSS .STOP DERALIN THE THREAD... undecided
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork:
MzPecs:
How did you know he's from Enugu? huh angry

...sweery remove yor glassses & look his head, pencil jeans & k leg swaaaager.....he from enugu.. truss me!!(No ofeense)
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2015
58 now kiss
.. Ogugua.....we no its you! !! undecided
Romance › Re: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by MrCork: 6:51am On Dec 06, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I am the most beautiful lady on Nairaland!

Bleep yourself if you disagree! cool[/color]
... [size=32pt]^^^^ finest lightskin female on nairaland & my future baby mama.....OOOOOooooo Babaaaaay yor the finest! ! [/size] kiss
Romance › Re: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by MrCork: 6:49am On Dec 06, 2015
shantelrandy:
congratulation! u have won the biggest fool of the year..#ODE#
.. [size=42pt] brother...yor picture profile look aiiiight but plis plis plis....we begg u again & again..STOP WEARIN WOMENS CLOTHS....U AINT GONA FOOL NAIRALAND!!! (no ofeense)[/size] angry
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by MrCork: 10:38pm On Dec 05, 2015
shantelrandy:
Gush!why are you so dumbed..it seems u lack understanding coz vertually all ur posts says it all..
...bro..u wear womens dress & then insalt inosent guys on nairaland for no reason.. goat! ( no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Dec 05, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]17 inches long kondo, more like a two inch peanut! tongue

Every man claims to have a twenty inch "kondo", you're not the first! tongue[/color]
.corection...wud u like to unwrap the 17inches loooong Christmas present i hav for u?....people say its too big though! wink
Romance › Re: Hello Nairalanders : I'm New Here by MrCork: 7:54pm On Dec 05, 2015
MrLexander:
Errm.. This looks awkward but anyway i'm gotta do it.

I have been a chronic reader of this forum for the past few weeks, so today i decided to register.. so please i need you all to kindly give me tips.. the prons and cons of this great forum..

Also : Tomorrow is my Birthday

A clue on how to participate will be apprecuiated.. thanks


MrLexander
...congrats....anyways..bro ..I dont mean to sound rudes butt don't u people hav flower pot ther in enugu?(no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by MrCork: 6:34pm On Dec 05, 2015
smileysmiley:
you seem to know him? is he a naturally stupid person or is he trying to be funny?


.u cuss...u swaaar ..u lie...u not a lady....& guess wot..u will never find a man on nairaland wit yor grakolasmatic burrismavelick ghana atitude!!(no ofeense)
angry
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by MrCork: 6:13pm On Dec 05, 2015
mperoakeem:
Oga, abeg turn ur fone clockwisely and read the post again
...smiley smiley isa cheater...she even admited it...bro re reead her post!! undecided
Romance › Re: Some Funny Relationship Pictures by MrCork: 6:01pm On Dec 05, 2015
Cetona:
undecided
..ONILA dont worrry its ok...we expet u to created a next thread in 5 minute!! undecided
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by MrCork:
smileysmiley:
Fellow nairalanders, I saw this post on Facebook and decided to share it cause it's really funny.
My boyfriend and I have been staying together for a while now and he is pretty serious about me cause he has shown it by cutting down some excesses that I never liked. Recently, his unmarried elder sister came to stay with us and she has been very welcoming and nice to me but she has a really weird behaviour, I think she is too possessive. My boyfriend leaves home early in the morning and after he leaves, she would hide the toothpaste and it will reappear again in the middle of the night, I had to get my personal toothpaste cause I didn't want to confront her. She hides virtually everything; pot, buckets, pure water, maggi, washing soap, amongst others and all these things reappear when someone else wants to use it, even the TV remote set. She has never used any harsh word on me before so I don't know if she is angry at me. She has even started hiding the general bathroom slippers, the thing don tire me ooooo... some of these things sef were bought with my money. Should I mention it to my boyfriend?
...u come for help & when we try to help u be come agresive towards us.. did anybory ask u to go & cheat wit yor sister boy friend? ...sweery can I bet on ma £28,000(cash) range rover spot that u r dakskin? ..I lie?(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Sister Is Weird. by MrCork:
smileysmiley:
please who is this one? oga do you understand English at all? how did cheating enter this story?
Sweeery look for yor glassses, cleannnit & wear it again...u clearly told us u sleep wit yor sisters boyfriend when u saw the picture on facebook coz he refuse to marry u..READ YOR POST AGAIN..U SAID IT...& YOU A CHEATER..PIRRRIOD!!! (no Ofeinse) angry

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