₦airaland Forum

richidinho:
Music lovers in Nigeria have always looked forward to seeing Wizkid and Davido, two of Nigeria's top acts grace the stage together. Well, this happened recently at an event in Lagos

The duo performed together and sang each others songs on stage and the crowd watched on in excitement.

This is the first time that Davido and Wizkid have performed together on stage and was definitely not an event to be missed.

http://silverbirdtv.com/entertainment/10430-davido-wizkid-perform-stage-together-first-time#sthash.AfF2PRf2.dpuf

simplifyone:
U are telling lies no body can go for 8 straight rounds without drinking water or even relaxing u must be a kid and kids like you here on nairaland will believe u,even if u take cialis is a drug here in america powerful than viagra u still can't go straight 8 hours

KashyBaby:
U made a useless thread juz like u...chaiii

bistonsmith:
A TANKER FULL OF FUEL FLIES OVER A GUTTER AND CRASHES INTO SHOPS

A tanker with full load of fuel crush shops along target Road calabar and create an avenues for scooping of fuel despite the high risk.

KashyBaby:
Rewrite ur thread then...not all of us here are having dirty mind..ur thread cud mean anything... duh!

Akposkool:
8 rounds without water. Oga na mortuary you go land. You want to impress a lAdy huh. You don forget say pusssy na elastic no matter your dickk size it will swallow it.
Please dont kill yourself to impress a woman.
I just fvcked my girl and despite all her screams of hoo, haa, fvck me baby, you da best, grind me, she still walked to the bathroom by herself
You really wanna please a lAdy, suck her pusssy vihorously and she will call you a king. Fvcking is overrated. Good morning abeg make i go brush the mouth wen i take lick pusssy

KashyBaby:
8 rounds of what?

KashyBaby:
8 rounds of what?

otijah:
A thread was created few days ago on how often should a guy change his boxers. And comments were flying in, mostly from the ladies that we are fond of changing it after 2 or 3 days.
Well am of the opinon that ladies also pose this same characteristics with little experiences I have come across
I know of a girl who changes her panties after 2days, and don't ask me how I came to know about it
My ex gf also does it too, but not always

So ladies while you sit and criticise the guys for our inability to change our undies daily, I also think u people are also found guilty of this too, its just that we don't hav such access 2 carry out these investigations bc of how strict you people are in covering your body
Guys what do u think?

Realwvn:
Hello NNR, I found out I was pregnant. I’d been with my boyfriend a month and a half. We did a home pregnancy test that morning, so we both found out at the same time.”

PRESSURE, CONFUSION, INDECISION, FEAR
“(Boyfriend) made it very, very clear that he didn’t want to have kids. But I think that I was just more scared of even wanting to think about what I wanted, so I just went ahead with (his decision of) not keeping it. Afterwards, later, that decision was really, really hard for me to deal with… because I hadn’t done it for the right reasons.

Of course, he was still torn up about it, he wasn’t happy about that by any means; he just didn’t want to have a child, and wouldn’t have anything to do with it (and with me) if we did have it. He didn’t want to suddenly be married and have kids.

I am just 19 years old, I need your advice, should I run away from home with the pregnancy as I am scared of aborting the baby or get a drug that can help terminate it and please recommend any good drugs yoi know


http://www.naijanewsrave.com/please-help-im-pregnant-should-i-run-away-from-home/

Fabulocity:
LOL MrCork. It's never that serious. . Alright then, you beat the guy to a pulp. Happy?

ophy:
Am tired of my single life, need someone to make me happy
seriously oooo
nairalanders help ooo

I attend one of the finest private university, sure boi me, fine boi mee...
Abeg ladies make una turn up.
am also a blogger sef...oya

steffans:
http://ynaija.com/escapee-lion-killed-in-jos/

uboma:
Personally i will allow her to take a decision. If she wants to dance with him for a while, fine.

And if she doesnt want to, the guy should take a bow.

But despite her refusal, if he insists, then i will apply D from the list above.

Tabh:
ITT Should be washed everyday

Fabulocity:
Lol, stop being so dramatic. There's no reason to feel threatened when another guy should ask me for a dance. It's no big deal, unless he gets aggressive, then I'm sure my guy would definitely knock him out..

Towncrier247:
Sent in by a blog reader...

Yesterday evening, I visited my aunt who is nursing a baby at Akute, Lagos. I felt like having a cup of milk, i went to the fridge and found out that her tin of milk was empty. I asked her if she had any more available, then she pointed to a cup on her dining table and told me she had some in it. She told me I could add some Bournvita if I wish. So I added the bournvita to the milk on her table. I gulped it down then noticed the taste was odifferent. I told her about the different taste, and then my aunt burst into a big laughter. She told me it was her breast milk she pressed into the cup shortly before I arrived at her place. She said that it was breast milk i just mixed with the bournvita. I know my aunt is always up to all sorts of jokes and mischief, but this wasn't funny to me at all.

I feel something wasn't just right about her action. I feel like reporting her to my mum but I also don't know what her reaction might be and at the same time I hope I'm not over reacting. Is my aunt's action wrong or just a joke I should ignore? Pls advise me, but I cringe each time I remember. I am 18 years old.

www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/right-or-wrong-see-what-my-aunt-did.html

uglybuthandsome:
hmmmm

uglybuthandsome:
prove

uglybuthandsome:
Another Super story

nickkylawve:
_{bad belle}

uglybuthandsome:
Hello Romanceland..


there is this chick I met on Nairaland a week back, but since the time I saw this girl pix I have drown myself in love with her.. I hope she read my message so that she can have either how much I love her.



thanks..

misspicy:
Its the season of meeting people over the internet whether good or bad,a lot of relationships that started online has resulted into fruitful marriage
It should not come as a shock that
Nairaland is the target for husband
searching for this thread instead of
facebook,twitter and the likes,because it
is a common knowledge that nairaland is embedded with men of wealth,character,affluence and lucrative careers,this method can be adopted if as a lady if you are not meeting your desired type of men offline.km

Moment of truth,ladies gather in here and
see ways your online personality can hook
you your husband

NB : This thread is strictly for ladies of
marriageable age with requirements for
marriage eg a stable source of
income,maturity and nice character,but if
you know you don't have all this
attributes please keep having fun until
you are ready then you can deactivate
your current account and Open a New
one then follow this steps.......

Now down to business

1)Your Moniker : your moniker says alot about your personality ladies,how you
want to be addressed among other,therefore it will be wise to choosemonikers Rokiatu,Jolllyjoy blessedfavoured etc..monikers like misspicy,Eroticangelina or sleekyshuga etc discourage men who are really ready to settle down

2)Sections You Visit : nairaland has
different sections and it is only proper for
you to be identified with them,so the
sections you frequent most tells alot
about you,if you want to be recognises as
a good wife material avoid sections like
Romance,Sexuality,politics,visit sections
like Family,Food,Religion,Diary(you can
even open a diary and talk about how
gentle and homely you are

3)Your Dispostion : am refering to the way you interact and mingle with people eg
when you posted is quoted what you
reply with,how reasonable,intelligent and
knowledgeable you sound on
issues....men love reasonable,calm and
collected ladies

4)Flirting : This is one vice you should not indulge in,never you show open.likeness
to the opposite sex or exchange flirty
words,men prefer a conserved lady for a
wife

5)Intelligence : It is advantageous if you
are a very intelligent lady,show how
intelligent and educated you are by
creating educating threads on
health,family,food,economy among
others.....show them say your papa no
waste money send you go school
6)Display picture : your display picture is
the first point of contact that say the
overall things about you,avoid posting
revealing sexualizing pictures on your
profile,dress homely,you don't want to be
linked as a lovepeddler

7)Do not be over jovial/serious :Avoid been over jovial or friendly like jolllyjoy and do not be caught taking issues seriously like misspicy

Never be caught in E-fights or banter : avoid fighting or exchanging banters with people not even when they insult your parents....always keep cool and collected...men love calm and gentle ladies

9)Avoid Feminist threads and support every female bashing threads : Never br caught advocating for feminism or anything like it inshort denounce every atom of feminist blood in you,always portray yourself as a submissive lady and support ecery thread by tosyne2much or wristbangle inshort try to be on the front page like aminat508

10) Avoid over familiarity : when the Pms start rolling avoid fettunh too familiar with the men on nairaland eg discussing private gists on threads like cutehector and estharfabian this puts away othe prospective candidates, who might think that you are taken and trust me you do not want to put all your eggs in one basket in issues like this

11)Time spent online : Avoid been seen online at akk times like misspicy it portrays you as been jobless or unserious inshort make a pattern for time spent online eg nights only or evenings only

12) add yours......



PS: note the use of men in this writeup,we are not targeting guys or boys

CaroLyner:
i love the room behind them

adimloaded:
I dnt know wat to tink abt dis one girl in my area offered me money to be her frnd.
And guess hw much....





#100 but i refused to collect it

MzBreezy:
First of all... Most of the guys here who dream of white girls live in slums where the appearance of a white girl seems like a slice of heaven for them... also most of you hv nva dated a white girl . anyways ain't nobody want ur unromantic as... I see most of you guys saying u cnt get down on one knee nd propose.. White girls love dat shit... Dey love romance deir world practically revolves arnd it.. U guys hv no atom of romance in your blood... Nd we wld rather go for d white men who are androgynous nd would help their wives in the kitchenl... Arnd d haux and evryoda tin dat isn't stereotyped as male. White guys r d bomb ya knw... Dey aren't stingy dey love to d fullest dey dnt jst discriminate u cos ur skinny or u dnt hv as or boobs or d fact dat ur too black or d fact that u hv few flaws... Most you feel d whites r perfect cos u tink dey hv no flaws... Dey will use u as dat house dat so want to be.... Dey will call d cops on ur as... Like Nigerian girls r kinda respectful but white r feminist dey will tell u as it is Ni.gga... All of here saying white girls see u fr who u are hv forgotten that some of dem wnt even look at u cos ur black... Stop degrading what u have.. Like ur sisters nd mothers.. Cos u dnt knw wat u hv until u lose it bit. Tches

MzBreezy:
First of all... Most of the guys here who dream of white girls live in slums where the appearance of a white girl seems like a slice of heaven for them... also most of you hv nva dated a white girl . anyways ain't nobody want ur unromantic as... I see most of you guys saying u cnt get down on one knee nd propose.. White girls love dat shit... Dey love romance deir world practically revolves arnd it.. U guys hv no atom of romance in your blood... Nd we wld rather go for d white men who are androgynous nd would help their wives in the kitchen?.. Arnd d haux and evryoda tin dat isn't stereotyped as male. White guys r d bomb ya knw... Dey aren't stingy dey love to d fullest dey dnt jst discriminate u cos ur skinny or u dnt hv as or boobs or d fact dat ur too black or d fact that u hv few flaws... Most you feel d whites r perfect cos u tink dey hv no flaws... Dey will use u as dat house dat so want to be.... Dey will call d cops on ur as... Like Nigerian girls r kinda respectful but white r feminist dey will tell u as it is Ni.gga... All of here saying white girls see u fr who u are hv forgotten that some of dem wnt even look at u cos ur black... Stop degrading what u have.. Like ur sisters nd mothers.. Cos u dnt knw wat u hv until u lose it bit. Tches