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Cutehector:
u need to be born again... literally

luvguy:
good 4 u

luvguy:
my wish is 2 get a good job......i cn smell it comin 2 pass....wats urz?

luvguy:
my wish is 2 get a good job......i cn smell it comin 2 pass....wats urz?

sydraay:
Applies to both male and female, when one is giving the other

firstking01:
u claim to be in london where english originated from, yet u cant construct a simple phrase correctly?, ur a shame. Fvck off my mentions, i warn u.

donTbone:
Its so disgusting to see a thread with 27post and 1 views
Thought it was my thread alone, but I realized its happening to
some others too.

Can the mods please do something about this

Destinies are getting crushed faa!
My career must not sdcpoil o!
cc: misspicy

https://www.nairaland.com/2771649/spank
https://www.nairaland.com/2771748/what-soulmate-trapped-another-body
https://www.nairaland.com/2771659/change-religion-love
https://www.nairaland.com/2771753/it-possible-4-lady-reach
https://www.nairaland.com/2771743/mature-advice-needed

Abeg oooo!

donTbone:
Its so disgusting to see a thread with 27post and 1 views
Thought it was my thread alone, but I realized its happening to
some others too.

Can the mods please do something about this

Destinies are getting crushed faa!
My career must not spoil o!
cc: misspicy

https://www.nairaland.com/2771649/spank
https://www.nairaland.com/2771748/what-soulmate-trapped-another-body
https://www.nairaland.com/2771659/change-religion-love
https://www.nairaland.com/2771753/it-possible-4-lady-reach
https://www.nairaland.com/2771743/mature-advice-needed

Abeg oooo!

firstking01:
Who cares?, and Bleep off, we all knw u here.

ponti93:
My dear I didn't take d pic, I got it online and decided to share.

Jolllyjoy:

Jolllyjoy:

akthedream:
I just saw this picture some minutes ago online.Guys,what do you think?Sexy or rubbish?

ponti93:
apy sunday

MissAssy:
YOU KNOW IT'S A NIGERIA MOVIE WHEN:
.
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3
times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7years
old as far back as
1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of
him.......
Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food, she
stirs the
poison so that it will
circulate to all parts of the meal and then she
tastes it, Zack Orji
dies while she survives, Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him
is a sign board
"Vote for Goodluck Jonathan" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is washing plates and he
suddenly
becomes an adult in his 20's still washing the
same plates and
wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering
in the village
and has to do serious farm work to survive only
for you to see
that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic
nails and painted
crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet
has tattoos on
her body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit
comes back wearing
afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her
husband, then she opens her food cabinet and
brings out the
substance. Is poison
part of cooking ingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood starts
coming out from your nose.
~ John Okafor (Mr Ibu) is the father of Nkem
Owoh (Osofia).
Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die..
~ Patience Uzokwu....flashed back to wen she
was 17 and
playing life and she is wearing brazilian hair in
1975...........
.......na wetin?
.
Add yours
please make someone's day.

firstking01:
lol, am nt weak, and no gal can dump me.

firstking01:
dis ain't weak issue bruv

STFUareyouGod:
The poster above me tho. Smh
Still proud of my dad anyways. I've got the best dad in the whole world even without him buying me the most expensive car. He bought me quality education and a secured future. Thanks dad

icym241:
sittin down nd tinkin abou wah happened todai,ive com to realise dah d Nigerian army is indeed useless nd should not b off existence.after livin ma hme wif ma newly made hair dah made me luk lyk abiku,boarded a keke on our way a luxurious overtakes us lots of water been poured on us bfr i realise wah was goin on d second luxurious came nd still poured lpts pf water on us inside d keke.dis tym it wasn't just d water buh wif d five hand(waka).wit d anger in me ah dah moment i took ma hand out nd did d five hand(waka).d second luxurious stopped lots of soldiers came towards d keke i was in wif guns nd koboko as if we were thieves.tryin to question one of dem as to why dey poured us water onli fr d soldier threatening to slap me nd all dah,thankGod m wif an elderly woman if nt he will hav slapped me tryin to explain tins to d soldier buh he was just talkin nonsense i had to kip quiet nd let d fool rant.after he finished he ended up sayin m nt even beautiful...... lyk criously i dont tink we should hav d arm force here in naija if all dey knw is to bully innocent citizens. i tink dey can neca defeat d boko boiz if dey continue lyk dis i wish dey could all b kille.soldiers ar bunch of animals wif no head

firstking01:
Hi peeps....
Dunno If AnyBody Has Or Is Experincing Such...
I Find It Very Difficult To Let Go When Ever I Fall Inlove, Even When The Girl Is Not Reciprocating Very Well...Infact, Thats When I'd Show The Love More...Now, I'm This Kinda Person, WhenEver I Love, I'd Go All Out For It With All My Heart....It's Really Eating Me Up...Any Fellow In The House Who Have Experienced Or Is Experiencing Such?,...How Are U Coping With It, Or How Did U Cope With It?...Pls, Reasonable Contributions...No Bashing o, Me No Know How To Quarrel, Na Only Fight I Sabi Separate O...Thanks In Anticipation As This Is My First Topic....

ebosie11:
Check out Chichi Igbo's outfit to her football club's end of year party tonight. 

This girl no go kill person

Source: http://trezzy2..com.ng/2015/11/check-out-what-ex-super-falcon-player.html

grandlexuz:
I di craze for vex.. Cork (cover bottle) go call me goat and then I begin provoke...Lol

ernesty20:
i dnt like giving my money to ladies. I dnt just feel comfortable with it. I feel like they will run away after giving them my money or u mean giving my money to prostitutes?

grandlexuz:
Mrcork takam easy oh.. Was it not rumoured here on nairaland that you were among those sent back to Naija a few days ago...Lol

Merlissa:
Just gotta share...

Looooooooools

ernesty20:
if u see this gurl, u too go like to hump her

ernesty20:
okay the person na female. A fine babe with back and front.

ernesty20:
meaning?

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/i-take-responsibility-for-the-killing-of-34-colleagues-ex-cult-leader/
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Pic of Levi Imoter