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Romance › Re: Nairalanders, Abeg Help by MrCork: 4:44pm On Nov 29, 2015
ernesty20:
E get one babe like that wey i been dey eye since. I wan phuck the babe but be like say i dey cut liver.

I dnt know how to tell the babe that i wanna phuck her posssey.. The babe looks older than me but i dnt care. Abeg how can i tell her tthat i wanna phuck her without receiving a resounding slap from her?
....male or female? undecided
Romance › Re: Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op): 4:25pm On Nov 29, 2015
Fabulocity:
LOL, there's nothing wrong with a guy asking your lady for a dance. The girl should just politely decline. No need for violence.
..huh...decline wher?..are u white?...brother how is a lady sopse to feel protected if she dont feel u can stand up for her when she is around u??....so u would rather call police becuz another man ask your babe for dance?...u a gentleman..correct? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 2:48pm On Nov 29, 2015
klassiquette:
Hmm.... Do you attach a price tag to everything? #argh
...anyways sinse u ask..my latest parfume is £320 wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 2:47pm On Nov 29, 2015
klassiquette:
Hmm.... Do you attach a price tag to everything? #argh
..sweery ama lover not a fighter...did I attach price on u?? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 2:44pm On Nov 29, 2015
, naiquote author=faith551 post


On a normal day I won't pick quarrel with a girl like you, but am happy because am watching nice football.
Well it's apparent am not as broke as you, I never appear offline in any of my social network because my data is always on.
Between you can keep on getting busy with my profile, I like the attention, don't forget to drop a like tho[/quote]...ok son u win...go bak to bed! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 2:38pm On Nov 29, 2015
klassiquette:
Nice and how much is the said house you live in? How much do you pay for mortgage? Your clothes and shoes how expensive are they?
....anyways bak to the serrrrius thread b4 bein rudely intarupted by a ghana imigrant called *faith*.....sweery I hav 3 propertys...which one r u refarin to?...well I hav only 11 suit from ma favourite italian desiner: Don pedro mirada cerruti & I only hav 9 shoes: ntw £110 to £230 each! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 2:14pm On Nov 29, 2015
faith551:
Hahaha hahaha, Ghana?. So I look like a Ghanaian to you.
Yeye boy, no go use your life do better thing
.^^^^^great addvise from a male who calls himsef *faith*....son..yor life muss be doin great for u to spend 23 outter 24 hour in nairaland..GOAT!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 11:36am On Nov 29, 2015
klassiquette:
I'll never go for D seems to put a price tag on everything... Hey Mr cork how much did you get your phone? grin
...sweery my IPHONE 6 is only £470(cash) & I hav only three..one in my Range rover spot(£28,000cash)..one at home & one in the garage where my BMW sport bike (BMW S1000R 999cc) is parked....I ride it only on Sundays afta church!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 11:15am On Nov 29, 2015
...anyways ladies..do we all argree u will settle foe *D*... The Londoner? wink
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 11:09am On Nov 29, 2015
faith551:
Someone should pls tell this guy he's not funny anymore.
....calm down son...did I tell u am a comedian?....serriously...but why do ghana people all ways tink nigerians r funny?(no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: Which Girl Has The Prettiest Face On Nairaland? by MrCork: 11:06am On Nov 29, 2015
Darven:
Let's forget boobs and ass. Now we are talking about facial beauty.

Let's see who is really the face of nairaland.
.. which face? ...who telyou ther r preeety girls on nairaland angry
Romance › Re: Which Girl Has The Prettiest Face On Nairaland? by MrCork: 11:05am On Nov 29, 2015
Darven:
Let's forget boobs and ass. Now we are talking about facial beauty.

Let's see who is really the face of nairaland.
angry
Career › Re: Well Dressed Barrow Pusher In Abuja (PHOTO) by MrCork: 11:02am On Nov 29, 2015
realteflon:
As share by Mrs chiemezie Claire Asunugwo Anyanwu on facebook.
She shared how Bashir Suleiman at the Utako Market in abuja finds dignity in his Mai Barrow Business
..RUBBBBBBBISHHH....big boys like us hear in pekam london r drivin £28,000(cash) range rover spot & u people r celubratein a Nigerian ridin will barrow??......how can nigeria addvance?.. you home base people mennnn!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 3:50pm On Nov 28, 2015
..yes or know? huh
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by MrCork(op): 2:40pm On Nov 28, 2015
..quik question...do u people celibrate black Friday ther in nigeria? smiley
Romance › Re: Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op): 12:32pm On Nov 28, 2015
prettythicksme:
Awwwww thanks kiss kiss buh i'm not light skin grin
angry
Romance › Re: Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op): 12:23pm On Nov 28, 2015
prettythicksme:
Cant u wish me hbd? grin angry
WOW...HEY BEAURIFULL....HAPPY 37TH BIRTHDAY AND MAY YOR BIRTHDAY WISH FINALLY COME THRU BY *MATING* WIT MR CORK!!! wink
Romance › Re: Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op): 10:36am On Nov 28, 2015
kinglekan:
undecided
.. so u sayn u will slap the babe for refusin the guyby talkin ti him?.....I tink she wud resspect u more sir as a no nonsense gentle man! wink
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests ‘pastor’ For N200m Fraud (Photos) by MrCork: 10:33am On Nov 28, 2015
contactmorak:
Press statement from EFCC...

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has arrested one Jonathan Ibinabo Alatoru, a self-acclaimed pastor and Chief Executive Officer, CEO, Chemtronics Nigeria Limited, for conspiracy, forgery and obtaining money by false pretence to the tune of N200 million. The suspect, who had earlier jumped the administrative bail granted him by the Commission, was arrested by operatives of EFCC in a sting operation on Thursday, November 26, 2015, in Abuja.

The 55-year-old suspect had been awarded a contract by the Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs, Abuja for the construction of a skill acquisition centre at Igualeba, Orhiomwon LGA, in Edo State, to the tune of N1.7billion. The contract, which was supposed to be completed within a year, was, however, terminated in 2011 when he could not complete the structure 18 months after. However, the suspect allegedly approached Sterling Bank Plc with some documents purported to have emanated from the Ministry to secure a N200 million bank facility. In fulfillment of the requirements to obtain the bank facility, the suspect allegedly presented both the Certificate of Occupancy, C of O, of a property located in the G.R.A., Ikeja area of Lagos and another mortgage agreement letter as collateral in 2012. The investigation, however, revealed that both documents belong to the late Vice-Admiral Babatunde Elegbede, a former military Governor of Cross Rivers State, who died in 1994. According to the complainant, the suspect also allegedly presented a forged domiciliation payment letter, stating that the proceeds of the contract should be remitted to the bank for the servicing of the loan. It was also discovered that the suspect allegedly connived with one Ndubuisi Egbe Unah, who is currently facing trial before a Federal High Court, Abuja, and some staff of the bank to perpetrate the alleged fraud. The suspect will soon be charged to court.


Wilson Uwujaren Head, Media & Publicity 27th November, 2015

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2015/11/photos-efcc-arrests-pastor-for-n200m.html
.....but y r IBO pastors all ways taken £200 million pounds....is life all wsys about fraud? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Girl Finds Out Disgusting Job Boyfriend Does For A Living After She Got Pregnant by MrCork: 10:27am On Nov 28, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
This story left me flabbergasted! Please read.

The lady in question urgently needs your advice too. She discovered what her boyfriend really does for a living in the most shocking way after she got pregnant for him, he promised to marry her but refused to initiate the marital rites as months went by.

Please post only comments that are useful, helpful, constructive and practical.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/girl-finds-out-disgusting-job-her.html
....ok..so u pregnant for mechanic an u want us to help u...abi?...isn't mechanic a human bein?...this r the kinda reason y all men avoid black females....I lie? (No ofeense)) angry
Crime › Re: Facebook Hacker Arrested In Rivers After Duping 5 Influential Nigerians (pic) by MrCork: 7:28am On Nov 28, 2015
Romance › Re: Onila Needs Dick In Her Life! by MrCork: 7:26am On Nov 28, 2015
Vanquay:
Seriously, she has a 1272 topics and you would have better luck finding a Needle in the Ocean than finding a sensible Onila topic...She claims to be a virgin...and she's right.

She disvirgined herself with A _Dildo so Technically she's a virgin. I really need someone that lives in her state to volunteer to give her a good pounding of her ugly ass.


Nairalanders especially Romancelanders are sick of her, I think it's time she retired her account and stop acting like a Brain-dead Troll undecided
^^^^^ naggin house wife! undecided
Romance › Re: Onila Needs Dick In Her Life! by MrCork: 6:31am On Nov 28, 2015
Vanquay:
I'm an East Coast guy, so fvck off with your delusions...Amala eating Swine...

My dad is of Yoruba Heritage....so try harder...ODE OSHI undecided
..bruv pliss tske this has a compliment...you sound like a talkin priiiiick that uses battery!!(no ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Onila Needs Dick In Her Life! by MrCork: 10:49pm On Nov 27, 2015
sipsip:
Hahaha. You know what? Thanks to you and onila. After a hard day's work, both of you made my day. Especially on the other thread! Hahaha. Thank you ooo.
...work?..bro u a mechanic?(no ofeennse) smiley
Romance › Re: Onila Needs Dick In Her Life! by MrCork: 10:46pm On Nov 27, 2015
Vanquay:
Seriously, she has a 1272 topics and you would have better luck finding a Needle in the Ocean than finding a sensible Onila topic...She claims to be a virgin...and she's right.

She disvirgined herself with A _Dildo so Technically she's a virgin. I really need someone that lives in her state to volunteer to give her a good pounding of her ugly ass.


Nairalanders especially Romancelanders are sick of her, I think it's time she retired her account and stop acting like a Brain-dead Troll undecided
..Victoria..plis keep naggin coz honnestly..u sound like the asssss of a hole!...its realy great to see grown men naggin!!(no ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Strange Situation.....what Do U Do? by MrCork(op): 5:44pm On Nov 27, 2015
prettythicksme:
U no wish me hbd angry
....hav u gat anytin sensible to contriibute? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Romance Section? by MrCork: 5:42pm On Nov 27, 2015
Durentt:
angry
^^^ the male Crackhead!
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Romance Section? by MrCork: 5:35pm On Nov 27, 2015
TOMTOM15:
how did you knw dis all the way from pekam..
..can u repet the question? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Romance Section? by MrCork: 5:18pm On Nov 27, 2015
TOMTOM15:
lmao.. does he wears bra and panties huh
. No..Durrent only logs in to nairaland as female & wears womens dress in lagos! (true story) undecided
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Romance Section? by MrCork: 5:05pm On Nov 27, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
wen u start to dey speak english nahuh?
...sweery plis forget this fake dry thread....lets create new one & talk about sexxxx wink

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